/cyoa/ - Choose Your Own Adventure

Let's do it

>skills

Sexual and social. Why fuck people if you don't get to know them first. Also so I can become president of mars but that comes later. (-3)

>site

The seed. It was enough of a pain increasing the planet's rotation so that it has a strong enough magnetic field and no doubt this will be as well. It will be totally worth it though. (-6)

>colonists

Naomi, Madison and Keira. We intend to turn Mars into a carbon copy of earth and these are the people to do it with, communicating with Naomi will be bothersome at first but that's why sign language exists.

>complications

Here forever and do you copy.

It's fine, probably some kind of accident on their end. They'll fix it eventually, right.

…

Right?

>Skills

Medical - There's no more important skill.

>Site

The Station - A fine middle ground.

>Colonists

Catalina - Gotta get them domineering women in this colony's culture. Hopefully, it'll set a 'women in charge and being pampered' tone for generations, if not longer.

Felissa - Eh, zero points. Free womb.

Kanae - Another domineering woman, but this one's good with kids.

Brooks - A *sexually* domineering woman. Good, good.

Shalaka - Another sexually domineering woman. Plus she's got mechanical expertise. Plus indian chicks are hot.

Madison - Fuck it, someone's gotta cook.

Keira - Gingers are hot, and more mechanical skills.

Right now I'm at 90% survival chance and 0 points.

>Complications

Did You See That? - It sounds fun, dammit.

+10% Survival

Hmm, this sounds like fun. I'm going to come back to my own skills once I know the colony plan.

>Site: Accident (0P/0%)

I like a challenge and customization, and it's not like Mars is short of material to work with. Plus, that Mechanical bonus…

>Mechanical colonists: Keira (2P/10%), Shalaka (4P/20%), +5% to each from Accident

Interesting that they're both bisexual. But we'll need some experts to deal with the lack of resources, too:

>Madison (1P/5%) (Food), Nadja (2P/10%) (Shielding), Mizuko (3P/15%) (Water)

So we're at 12P/70% survival now… Might as well add Felissa (0P/0%) to be another warm body that can carry stuff, and Brooks (1P/10%) for sheer cost effectiveness.

>Complications: Do You Copy, You're Here Forever, Did You See That (+3P)

This is going to get rough on folks, so I'll be the team leader and support:

>Skills: Medical (1P/10%), Social (2P/10%)

(And Brooks can handle the aliens.)

So, it's going to be the frontier at its most brutal and disconnected, but we seem to have the necessities covered and plenty of expanding opportunities, so success is literally guaranteed.

Rolled 4, 6, 2 = 12 (3d6)

Starting: 13 points, 0% survival rating (which is crap, I'm an army vet and an eagle scout, my skills and training should count for something at least, I know first aid, I have survival training, I know how to build shelter from practically nothing, how to start fires using nothing but a few sticks and my glasses, etc. So, no, I'm taking either extra points or extra survival rating for previous training and experience. Although, I guess none of my training can exactly translate to life on Mars, but still I should get something for it, automatic free "Social" Skill for leadership training? yep that will do for 35 years of training and my life I get 3 wives a life on Mars and command of the colony)

Medical 1 point +10%

The Seed 6 points +45% +10% for Madison and Naomi

Rei 7 points +35%

Naomi 3 points +10%

Madison 1 point +5%

Complications: +1 point per (cheap I think that should be more, I mean come on only one point! at least make it based on most detrimental, "do you copy?" and "you're here forever" should be at least 2 points, "Eww, cooties!" should be 3 points)

"I do" only one? Nope, polygamous relationships for the win, we can all marry each other in a group ceremony and then have a nice orgy of me and three 8 year old girls cause knowing my luck I rolled all ones…. crap

"You're here forever"

"Did you see that"

"Do you copy?"

"Eww, cooties!" I don't care what others think even if I roll all ones what are they gonna do arrest me?! I'm stuck on Mars for the rest of my life with three 8 year old girls, I think that's prison enough. I'm taking a refund on each girl's points that is rolled lower than 16 or higher than 40 as they have a less likelihood of reproducing and a higher chance of dying, in my mind that is only fair, if that's not how it works, bite me, it is now!

I'll decide what to do with the points after.

>>3138

Naomi stays 32 4*8

Rei drops to 16 2*8

Madison is now 48 6*8 I will take her point back as conditioned before, at but it in "sexual" skill training

>>3139

*and put

sorry still not quite awake yet, typos can happen

I am a recently-educated medical professional, on the way to terraform Mars. The process is slow at first, but in the long run will be far easier to cope with because sadly, I'm stuck on Mars forever. This advanced "seed" of sorts has already spread far enough that we can leave the ship and walk around a few blocks without fear of asphyxiation or radiation poisoning. The latter is thanks to the work Nadja has done in protecting this small biosphere from solar winds. She's also as cute as a button and blushes whenever we touch.

She also blushes and gets flustered when Shalaka the mechanical genius helps her with the machines. I think there's something going on between those two.

Of course, the biosphere would just be a lawn had it not been for Madison's agricultural skills. She managed to turn the cold regolith into a garden of delicious vegetables and fruits.

It's not all fun and games though. There's something spooky we occasionally see on the horizon. Thankfully Brooke patrols our colony. She reassures me that even when she and the others are pregnant with my children, our survival rate will still be 100%.

>skillset:

Medical, mechanical (-4, +35%)

>place:

The seed, no point in having a planet if you're not going to terraform it. Thinking on my children here. (-10, +80%)

>Colonists:

Rhiannon (I do not do drugs, but if she can plant weed in Mars it means she can help the terraforming), Catalina, Felissa, Brooks, Madison, Anastasie (-13, 100%)

I establish a royal culture, I become king of Mars. Also I'm immortal probably because I'm special, I don't like knowing I'll die irl, and because of all those other cyoas, so I become eternal king of Mars. Plus, my kids become counts and dukes in nth degree.

Also, I suppose the other shit options for locations will go to someone, so they by default become the plebeians.

If Earth annoys me, I take "Do you copy?", and get Kanae, but only if Earth isn't wholly destroyed and it's just our equipment..

>>3951

It says for each colonist, you've got to roll four dice.

Another waifu CYOA? Well It's time to turn this from "Lewd" to "Horror"

>Skills

Medical. It might be useful

>Site

The Station. Not too small, not too big. Perfect for horror.

>Colonists

Now to choose some people that are qualified.

>Anastie

+10% Survival chance with the med-bay. I will most likely want an assistant doctor.

>Brooks

We need someone to keep the peace and subdue colonists if they try something… or something tries something.

>Mizuko

Little girls can be quite cute… well, usually.

>Rei

She knows about pretty much everything here… right?

>Complications

This is where the fun begins all will be for points.

>Do you copy?

Oh dear, it appears our comucations are a bit ruined… oh well. We will be able to deal with it.

>You're here forever

What? You aren't ready to be here forever? Well we should be able to deal with that. It's not like-

>Did you see that?

Well, nothing physical anyway. It's probably just the isolation playing tricks on you. The lack of communications probably aren't helping with the isolation. Its nothing to worry about. Nothing at all.

With a 105% chance of survival we will still be safe…

>Skills

None - I rather sleep through it instead.

>The seed

Because I am too lazy to actually spend any effort colonizing mars the way a colonist should do.

>Colonists

Rei because it is hilarious to have her here stuck with me.

>Complications

You're here forever - So to torment Rei more.

Did You see That? - What the fuck, did the microbes mutate or something?

This Feels Wrong… - Oh god what have I done? This wasn't suppose to happen this way, I'VE BEEN TRICKED!!!

All this adds up to 110% survival with all the available points spent. Now I need to regret my decisions and survive the mutant germs and the gender bent scenario I placed myself in.

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>3129

>In case shit happens

Mechanical training

Social training

Medical bay

The station

Felissa

Brooks

Anastasie

Nadja

Susan

>Complications

Did you see that?

Ew cooties!

105% success rate. Rolling for success rate, if I get a 1 i'm not taking "ew cooties" or Susan and the complication "did you see that?" is used for success rate.

>>6058

>24 year olds

Lucky me

>>6058

Anastasie boosts survival chance by 5% with the station so the chance is actually 110%

Everything min-maxed, i only regret not taking the radiations specialist, rads will probably fuck up the colony DNA...

STATS

0 points

100% survival chance

SKILLS

>sexual 1

I'm taking it for the robot tbh, robots can work in vacuum, are not affected by radiation, and have other useful attributes.

>medical 1 +10%

Important skill, good value.

>mechanical 3 +25%

Good value, important skill.

SITE

>the ship 1 +10%

Cheap, you get KamaBot and a trained Pilot permanently.

COLONISTS

>The Pilot

Free from the site, skilled specialist.

>KamaBot

Free from the site + skill, robot.

>Felissa

Free.

>Kanae 1 +5%

Babysitter, enhances crew discipline.

>Brooks 1 +10%

Good value, has a gun, will be a fine chief of security.

>Madison 1 +5% BIO

Farming specialist.

>Anastasie 1 +5% MED

Another doctor, if i fell ill.

>Caresse 3 +20%

Good value, will keep the life support running.

>Work Robot

From complications, useful robot.

COMPLICATIONS

>"Did you see that?" 10%

God-damn alien life, it will be a scientific breakthrough, also i needed that 10% boost.

>>3129

skills: medical (-1) +10%

site: the seed (-6) +45% +5% +5%

colonists:

catalina dice 1-> 8yearsold

felissa dice 1->8years old

brooks (-1) +10% dice 2 ->16 years old

madison (-1) +5%->16 years old

ming (-2) +10% dice 1->8 yearsold

keira (-2) +10% dice 1->8years old

naomi (-3) +10% dice 5->40 years old

complication:

you are here forever

eww cooties

did you see that?

Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d6)

>>3129

Sexual 12

Medical 11

10%

Mechanical 8

35%

The Seed 2

80%

Keira 0

90%

Mizuko -3

105%

"Do you copy?" -2

"You're here forever" -1

"Eww, cooties!" 0

Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d6)

>>11504

Keira is now 24 and Mizuko 16. Not much changed. For the first nothing is a big deal while the second have no knowledge of sex.

Something happened and our communication with Earth got silent. At first we thought that communication would return soon or maybe they would send a rescue mission to pick us up but time passes without any signals.

Now free from modern Earth taboos I guess I can create my free love bonobo-like society here.

>>11505

Oops, forgot to remove the dice.

>>3138

You know, I watched some of those survival shows like Naked and Afraid and army people all seems pretty confident in their skills when they arrive but many fail miserably at even basic things like starting fire even with a magnesium fire starter. Apparently many have never done those things outside the ideal conditions in their training. Things like leaving the nest in the sun to remove moisture or use their body heat to make it dry in colder situations doesn't even pass through their minds. Lots of "experts" fail miserably in the things they thought they were the best.

>>11507

Look, alright I'm sorry I ever made that post, just let it go already, I get it I fucked up, I retract it, there, happy?!