/cyoa/ - Choose Your Own Adventure

mode

>normal

compensation

>entertainment 2

>money 2

>beauty

>pleasure 2

>comfort

>house 2

>adventure 2

>power 2

-29 let's go!

appearance

>picky

Yandere girl!

The trap is junkie!

quirks

>idiot savant 2

>let's try that

>triplets 2

>extremist

they all have a different ideology and they all conflict

>clingy 2

>magical girl

fun!

>marathon

>toys 2

lateeeexxxx

>futanari

fuck yeah

>denial

>fertility 0

>cuckqueen

>desserts 2

>snug fit 2

>dirty mouth 99

>weapons

why would I not?

>yandere 2

the sisters fight each other. cute!

>neet

>by your side

how is three waifus following me around in public bad?

>phone sex

everyone would know anyway

>seductive

waifus! duh!

>colors

green - purple - pink

>let go

>serial killer

>emasculation

we can be cucks together!

>delinquent

>troll

>hungry

>romantic messages

>junkie

>tight

>scarred 2

>somno

>sensitive

>blunt

>body swap

44 wow! this was fun!

>>2674

>mode

normal mode

>compensation

money tier 2 (-5)

skill, drawing (-7)

pleasure tier 2 (-10)

adventure (-13)

immortality (-18)

>appearance

choosy, petplay girl to be exact

>quirks

clingy (-17)

let's try that! (-16)

favorite toy tier 2, collar (-14)

snug fit (-13)

loli (-12)

always by your side (-10)

super masochist (-9)

favorite color, white (-8)

quiet (-7)

milking (-6)

daddy issues (-5)

urinary incontinence (-4)

sensitive (-3)

dripping wet (-2)

horny (-1)

meek (0)

I wish there was more to this cyoa, I know there's the "compatibility" option, it just feels like it needs more though.

>>2764

>having lots and lots and lots of sex is a 'punishment'

>>2674

we need more shit like this. I could make waifus all day.

>>2764

I might have the power to inflict ahegao on people but I can't help but wonder what it would like to have it inflicted on me

Normal Mode

Compensation:

-5 Money + tier 2

-4 Skill + tier 2

-3 Entertainment + tier 2

-2 Beauty

-7 Luck + tier 2

-3 Pleasure + tier 2

-2 Comfort

-3 Hearth and Home + tier 2

-6 Immortality + tier 2

-3 Power wingless flight

-3 Toggleable invisibility

-3 Telekinesis

Appearance:

-2 Shallow as Fuck! - Gwen Tennyson, but not her as I don't like her personality or voice, just looks like her

"Quirks" more like the perfect woman:

+1 Twin Sister - 2 for the price of one, HELL YEAH!!

+1 Fuck me Please!

+4 High Libido - sex 4 times a day, sounds good to me, tempted to go for more

+1 Extremist - Christian

+4 Exhibitionist + tier 2 and 0

+2 Clingy tier 2

+2 Favorite Toy + tier 2 - Collar

+1 Cuckquean

+1 Fertility

+2 Snug Fit + tier 2

+2 Cum Plugged + tier 2

+1 Loli - of legal age but looks really young

+2 Always By Your Side - damn well better be, she and her twin are MINE!

+1 Seductive

+1 Super Masochist

+1 Rape! - they love it, it's all pretend

+1 Let Go! - but don't

+1 Nymphomaniac

+1 Sexist - in the kitchen or in the bed, the only proper place of women

+1 Milk Lover

+1 Horny

+1 Pure and Innocent

+1 Daddy Issues

+1 Super Tight

+1 Cum Addict

+1 Sensitive

+1 Favorite Hole - anal

+1 Meek - a proper submissive wife

+1 Milking

+2 Sex Marathon +tier 2 - all day every day, why stop????

+1 Delusional - only real negative, but could be kinda fun with my sick sense of humor. What is real? yes I know I'm an asshole but

+1 Unique Style - Star Wars cosplay

+1 Phone Sex

+1 Desserts - milk

Normal Mode

Compensation

Money Tier 2 (-5)

Beauty (-2)

Adventure (-3)

Change (-3): Justice always prevails. No act of evil, whether violent, conspiratorial, intimidating, greedy, abusive, or heartless is tolerated for long because people will always rise up and stop the evil however they can. Does not include minor confrontations between two people, trolling, hunting or eating animals, but does include unnecessarily hurting them when more humane options are available. This change is to keep politicians, businessmen, lobbyists and cruel people in line. Only actively choosing an inhumane or evil action is punished, genuine self-defense is allowed. Basically, quick karma, whose severity depends on how powerful a person is and the severity of their transgression.

Appearance

Shallow as Fuck (-2)

Bea Flora, Nadine Jensen, Milena Velba, Faith 38G, basically look in my porn folder and see what I like, we can discuss it after.

Quirks

Blunt (tier 2) (+2)

Twin Sister (+1)

Yandere (tier 2) +2

Cum Plugged (+1)

Clingy (+1)

Milking (+1)

Milk Lover (+1) she often masturbates after drinking her own milk.

I say stop (+1)

Dripping Wet (+1)

Sensitive (+1)

Horny (+1)

Sweaty (+1)

Delinquent (+1)

The perfect woman!

augh… why is there always all this demon this, satan that, evil evil evil stuff forcibly inserted everywhere? at this point the repetitiveness is so bad that making her simply be a creepy monster who is just creepy and not related to anything overused would be more mysterious and fun than being always "duh demon"

anyways, I just played the game and totally disregarded the demon thing and played however I want without using points.

basically I picked to be a futa with another futa with me. we can both turn into traps, and into reverse traps, and bla bla bla. all the sexy stuff with no evil or harmful drawbacks can be toggled on and off whenever. we do whatever we want, whenever, and even do missions for donald trump.

>>2759

got 15 extra points

>entertainment 2

>money 2

>beauty

>pleasure 2

>comfort

>house 2

>adventure 2

>power 2 - turn stuff into slime girls; duh!

slime girls will be controlled by me, they will have attributes of the objects they came from and can possess them too

>power 1 - teleport cause why not

>power 2 - magical girl/boy/trap with lava stuff to match the slime girls cause it's cute

>skill - digital art

>change - magic shit common cause I want my friends join the fun

Also the triplets look different from each if that's okay.

Yandere girl, Idiot Savant, and Girl 3

The trap is junkie!

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>2674

I'll save my 3 Compensation points (+1 for random waifu appearance)

Time to roll for appearance

Rolled 26, 56, 65, 22, 42, 37 = 248 (6d81)

>>3691

Lets see how fucked up my delicious brown waifu is.

Rolled 38, 68, 38 = 144 (3d81)

>>3692

>Deserts (+1)

Breast milk

>Pure and Innocent (+1)

>Urinary Incontinence (+1)

>Cuckqueen (+1)

>Rape! (+1)

>Super Sadist (+1)

The problem I see here is I can't picture "Pure and innocent" or "Super Sadist" working with this set of quirks. The first only possibly working if you remove any sexual pleasure from cucking women, but to make things easier I'll reroll both of them and roll an extra quirk as compensation.

Rolled 2 (1d81)

>>3693

>38, 68, 38

New Quirks

>Super Masochist (+1)

>Scarred (+1)

>Super Masochist (Again?)

I'll just reroll Super Masochist, because I want to show my waifu love

>>3694

>Desert (+1)

Breast milk

>Urinary Incontinence (+1)

>Cuckqueen (+1)

>Rape! (+1)

>Super Masochist (+1)

>Scarred (+1)

>Vampiress

Tier 2 (-2)

So a scarred brown masochist chuunibyou with a rape and cuckqueen fetish that pisses herself at random. I can make sense of this

Compensation

>8 points

>Immortality

Because why have an effectively immortal waifu when I can have true eternity with her?

>Luck

I let RNG be by my side

>Hearth and Home

We'll spend some time at a cozy home in a small town

>>4432

Guess i lost track a few times in this one. Magical girl is used twice… Any left points i need to break even will be put into TX High Libido.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>2674

Compensation Points: 3+1

Going to roll my waifu appearance because most of these are pretty attractive and I plan on going all the way with random mode

Rolled 37, 12, 64, 74, 28, 29, 54, 79 = 377 (8d81)

>>4447

Compensation Points: 4

>Delicious Brown

YES

Now to roll up some quirks; I'll be rolling 8 both in case I get contradictory quirks that cannot work and so I have more room for crazy quirks.

>>4448

Compensation Points 4+8

I'll sage for future posts so I don't constantly bump the thread

>Compensation

<Pleasure (-2)

<Luck (-2)Tier 2 (-5)

<Hearth and Home (-1) Tier 2 (-2)

>Quirks

<37: Super Sadist (+1)

<12: Clingy (+1)

<64: Non-sensitive (+1)

<74: Fuck Me Please! (+1)

<28: Weapon Obsession (+1)

<29: Yandere (+1)

<54: Beastiality (+1)

<79: Cynical Asshole (+1)

>Clingy

>Yandere

>Super Sadist

>Weapon Obsessed

I REGRET EVERY DECISSION I MADE GOD SAVE MY SOUL

Messed up the space.

Roll.

Seriously, how to not mess this up?

>>4455

>>4456

>>4457

>Show post options & limits

>dice

Don't bother doing it manually

Rolled 62, 52, 18, 49, 13, 1, 9, 26, 43, 13 = 286 (10d81)

>>4459

Thanks, mate.

Rolled 8, 77, 69, 10, 54, 66, 62, 43, 74, 65 = 528 (10d81)

>crybaby (1)

>delinquent (1)

>talkative (1)

>milk lover (1)

>magical girl (1)

>terrible humor (1)

>extremist (carpe diem-ish 1)

>deserts (breast milk 1)

>nympho (1)

By God… A talkative girl with terrible humor that would cry if I don't fuck with her, while being a deliquent magical girl? Seems terrible…

I would get three changes and one power.

>change 1 - human beings would not need air, food or water to survive, but they would "think" they need it, should they "need" it, they'll see that it's not needed and accept it as norm, until they have acess again to clean water, food and air, and the brief experience would be as if they had acess to air, food and water

>change 2 - no diseases exist in the world anymore

>change 3 - no one can execute acts of brutal or possibly fatal violence agaisnt each other, by accident or by intent, SAVE when they are in some way corrupt by some kind of otherworldly force ("soft" violence can be still exist, slaps, light punches, fighting sports with olympic rules are some examples)

>power - mind reading

Normal Mode

Compensation

-3 Money

-2 Skill (Vidya)

-3 Entertainment (Tier 2)

-2 Beauty

-3 Hearth and Home (Tier 2)

-2 Comfort

-3 Change (Current year style degeneracy disappears. Social justice, feminism, multiculturalism, etc become irrelevant as does anyone involved with such topics. The west returns to more traditional values and disenfranchised men are given a sense of purpose and belonging.)

-6 Immortality (Tier 2)

Appearance

-1 Picky (First girl in the game mode section.)

Quirks

+1 Dirty Mouth

+1 Exhibitionist

+1 Let's Try That!

+2 Sex Marathon (Tier 2)

+1 Favorite Toy (Butt Plug)

+1 Orgasm Denial

+1 Snug Fit

+1 Weapon Obsession

+2 NEET (Tier 2)

+1 Ewww Bugs!

+1 Seductive

+1 Phone Sex

+1 Favorite Color (Blue)

+1 Let Go!

+1 Quiet

+1 Daddy issues

+1 Sweaty

+1 Troll

+1 Super Tight

+1 Favorite Hole (Ass)

+2 Blunt

+1 Cynical Asshole

I don't see any downsides in this arrangement/

Rolled 69, 41, 39, 77, 67, 53, 77, 21, 2, 18, 48, 11 = 523 (12d81)

I wish someone would make a sequel CYOA to this

>>4536

based

>>4546

Sadly no sequel is coming. The creator of this quit making CYOAs.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

Appearance

I'll roll

Compensation

Immortality (-5)

Pleasure tier 2 (-3)

Luck (-2)

>2nd tier pleasure means no downside to immortality, and I get comfy reliable luck for eternity

-10 so far

Quirks!

High Libido 1 (+1)

>more than once a day might get inconvenient depending on what else I want to do

Exhibitionist (+1)

>I want her to dress slutty, but not grossly slutty

Seductive (+1)

>teasing other guys is hot as long as she doesn't cheat on me

Phone sex (+1)

>I'm up for the challenge, this would also make my dick diamonds

Nightmares (+1)

>the sex goddess enters my dreams? Yes please

Horny (+1)

>there is no downside here

Daddy Issues (+1)

>gotta nurture that emotional dependence

Super tight (+1)

>If wouldn't mind spending months at a time just mindlessly fucking her as long as I was immortal

Sensitive (+1)

>no downside here either

Cynical Asshole (+1)

>a cynical asshole who is sexually/emotionally addicted to and dependent on me? Hnnng

>besides, this is probably the only personality type I could stand for an eternity

And that's 10. Most of these quirks are even remotely bad, I should've taken more compensation. Just hope she has a good body

>>4548

Actually since /d/ banned /cyoa/s and he makes a few lewd ones, he's joined reddit. https://www.reddit.com/user/TokhaarGol

Reddit still fucking sucks.

>>4576

Are you sure? I checked his google drive and it looks like he still hasn't made anything new. The last CYOA he has updated there is the "The End" CYOA he made when he had his meltdown.

Normal Mode

COMPENSATION

Money (-3)

Beauty (-2)

I make myself a shota

Immortality (-5)

APPERANCE

Shallow as Fuck (-2)

QUIRKS

Vampiress +1

Tier 2 (-2)

Narcissist +1

Clingy +1

Orgasm Denial +1

Tier 2 +1

Weapon Obsession +1

(Knives)

Super Sadist +1

Nightmares +1

Serial Killer +1

Emasculation +1

I Say Stop +1

Blunt +1

Unique Style +1

(Goth)

Bossy +1

A sadistic, controlling, goth, vampire girl. Absolutely perfect.

Normal Mode

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Appearance

Shallow as Fuck! (-2)

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Quirks

Exhibitionist (+1) Tier 2 (+1)

Clingy (+1)

Sex Marathon (+1) Tier 2 (+1)

Desserts: Milk (+1) Tier 2: Blood (+1)

Yandere (+1)

NEET (+1)

Loli (+1)

Phone Sex (+1)

Rape (+1)

Quiet (+1)

Horny (+1)

Daddy Issues (+1)

Crybaby (+1)

Urinary Incontinence (+1)

Super Tight (+1)

Favorite Hole: Asshole (+1)

Sensitive (+1)

Blunt (+1) Tier 2 (+1)

Ewww Bugs! (+1)

Fertility Tier 0 (+0)

Hungry (+1)

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22pts

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Compensation

Money (-3) Tier 2 (-2)

Entertainment (-2) Tier 2 (-1)

Pleasure (-2) Tier 2 (-1)

Hearth and Home (-1) Tier 2 (-2)

Immortality (-5) Tier 2 (-1)

Comfort (-2)

Quirks

>Twin Sister Tier 3 (+2)

Anyone who says 'too many waifu' is a slack jawed faggot who can't handle the good stuff.

>Clingy (+1)

Wait, how is this a bad thing?

>Favourite Toy Tier 2 [Collar and leash (+2)

Needed to make up the points and this fits while looking like fun

>Fertility (+1)

Again, how is this a problem?

>Cum Plugged Tier 2 (+2)

See above.

>Pet Play [cow] (+1)

OK, so I might be a bit sick, but fuck you - my waifus enthusiastically love this shit.

>Milk Lover (+1)

In combination with above and below.

>Milking (+1)

Might as well make sure that they enjoy being milked like good little cowfus.

>Daddy Issues (+1)

Am I wrong to see this as cute?

>Sensitive (+1)

Awwww yes.

>Meek (+1)

<Total: +14

Appearance

>Pick [no. 6] (-1)

<Total: +13

Compensation

>Money Tier 2 (-5)

Gotta pay for all these kids somehow, also who doesn't want cash?

>Immortality (-5)

Hey, might as well have it last indefinitely.

>Hearth and Home Tier 2 (-3)

Just sat in my pocket dimension, farming, cuddling, and looking after my waifus.

<Total: 0

Compensation:

1. Change: liberty & justice for all. -3

2. Immortality, -5

3. God-Tier luck, -7

Appearance: Shallow as fuck! -2

-17 in all

Totally Clingy, +2

Infertile, +1

Super Cum Plugged, +2

Yandere +1

Let Go +1

Milk Lover & Milking +2

Super Tight +1

I say stop +1

Dripping Wet +1

Horny +1

Very Blunt, +2

Always by your side +2

It's a CYOA so nice I did it twice!

>Compensation

Money 1(-3), Entertainment II(-3), Hearth & Home II(-3), Comfort(-2), Immortality(-5), Skill 2(AGDG)(-4)

Total: -22

>Waifu

Appearance: Picky(-1), #8

Quirks: High Libido 1(+1), Exhibitionist 1(+1), Clingy 2(+2), Attention Whore(+1), Talkative(+1), Favorite Toy 2(Collar and Leash)(+2), Fertility 0(+1), Snug Fit 2(+2), Desserts(Milk)(+1), NEET 2(+2), Rape!(+1), Horny(+1), Milking(+1), Daddy Issues(+1), Scarred(+1), Cum Addict(+1), Favorite Hole(Mouth)(+1), Blunt(+1)

I will proceed to spend eternity gaming, watching movies and serials, and cuddling with my waifu. She will be a lazy NEET with a penchant for wandering around our personal dimension in little but her flatteringly-unflattering underwear, and sex will mostly be me raping her face while she jills off.

Going in blind like the goddess wants.

>Compensation

Supernatually skilled (-4) in martial arts. Wire-fu here I come

Luck (-2) because its probably one of the most all-around useful

Adventure (-3) High fantasy please

Immortality (-5) Always a good choice

-14 so far

>Appearance

Picked choosey. I've not looked at the quirks yet, but will come back to this. Its going to be full of anime girls, so I assume at least one of them will be fine.

Still at -14

>Quirks

Exhibitionist (+1) This is almost a positive thing, really. Might get a few looks from parents/grandparents, but oh well.

Clingy (+1) Not a problem. Opposite of a problem.

Sex Marathon(+1) I'm sure I could plan around this. If I'm a master martial artist I should get some higher than average stamina right?

Favorite toy (+1) Collar could probably pass as a choker.

Fertility (+1) Lots of kids sounds good to me

Snug Fit (+1) I could get used to it.

Desserts (+1) Breast milk should be acceptable

Weapon Obsession (+1, -2) Sword waifu? Sword Waifu. If we are going into fantasy world, sword skills would be a plus

Seductive (+1) Irresistably sexy waifu is great. Not thrilled about the flirting and cockteasing of others, but so long as she doesn't cheat I'm fine I guess.

Horny (+1)

Milking (+1) I guess it's going into those desserts she makes

Troll (+1) I've trolled and been trolled. I can handle it I think

Blunt (+1) The honesty would be refreshing.

Super Tight (+1) Ideal as it will keep her from getting too loose after all the babies from fertility

High Libido (+2) within the realm of possibilities. I'll be a young man forever with the immortality compensation.

>>5154

Oops, forgot appearance. I'd go with milking girl. Almost picked nymphomaniac just for the Tomoko. I still question the choice.

Rolled 8 (1d12)

COMPENSATION

Tier 2 Money (-5)

Tier 2 Skill [Rhetoric] (-4)

Tier 2 Beauty (-6)

Tier 2 Luck (-7)

Adventure [Cyberpunk] (-3)

Tier 2 Hearth and Home (-3)

Power [Mind Reading] (-3)

Power [Aura of Fear] (-3)

Change [Jews cease to exist] (-3)

Change [World Population cut to 500 million] (-3)

Change [Dark Enlightenment] (-3)

Tier 2 Immortality (-6)

Total: -49

All in baby

APPEARANCE

Low Standards (+1)

Total: -48

QUIRKS

Terrible Humor (+1)

Vampiress (+1)

Tier 99 Dirty Mouth (+2)

Narcissist (+1)

Exhibitionist (+1)

Tier 3 Twin Sister (+2)

Extremist [Fascism] (+1)

Clingy (+1)

Magical Girl (+1)

Let's Try That! (+1)

Sex Marathon (+1)

Tier 2 Favorite Toy [Choker] (+2)

Orgasm Denial (+1)

Snug Fit (+1)

Weapon Obsession (+1)

Tier 2 Yandere (+2)

NEET (+1)

Ewww Bugs! (+1)

Seductive (+1)

Tier 2 Super Masochist (+2)

Pet Play (+1)

Favorite Color [Black] (+1)

Quiet (+1)

Serial Killer (+1)

Milk Lover (+1)

Delinquent (+1)

Horny (+1)

Daddy Issues (+1)

Troll (+1)

Hungry (+1)

Sweaty (+1)

Super Tight (+1)

Self-Harm (+1)

Tier 2 Scarred (+2)

Favorite Hole [Anus] (+1)

Sensitive (+1)

Fuck Me Please! (+1)

Tier 2 Blunt (+2)

Dripping Wet (+1)

Unique Style (+1)

Cynical Asshole (+1)

oy vey

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>2674

-5 for both tiers of money, -3 for change, making monogamous loving marriage between a man and a woman the absolute standard worldwide. Infidelity, especially cuckolding (forced or consensual), is universally viewed as the single most shameful and disgusting thing on Earth.

Low standards +1 because honestly the only two I don't really like there are 5 and 6 and both could be improved with exercise hoping for 2 or 7 though

Clingy +1

Snug Fit +1

Desserts with breast milk +1

Weapon Obsession +1 I fail to see any downside to a /k/ waifu

Milking +1

Scarred +1

Meek +1

Rolling for appearance

>>7311

>Blonde with curls

Nice

>Compensation

Money (-3)

Skill [Math] (-2)

Beauty (-2)

Hearth & Home [Tier 2] (-3)

Comfort (-2)

Immortality [Tier 2] (-6)

<Total: -18

>Appearance

Choosy: Daddy Issues Girl

>Quirks

Dirty Mouth [Tier 99] (+2)

Exhibitionist (+1)

Clingy (+1)

Sex Marathon [Tier 2] (+2)

Weapon Obsession (+1)

NEET (+1)

Ewww Bugs! (+1)

Seductive (+1)

Favorite Color [Black] (+1)

Daddy Issues (+1)

Troll (+1)

Super Tight (+1)

Favorite Hole [Ass] (+1)

Blunt [Tier 2] (+2)

Cynical Asshole (+1)

>>2674

>>2674

Messed up waifu 2

Compatibility mode

I need those 5 extra points for >>7004

Low standards +1

I rolled a 7. She's bretty gud.

Quirks

>Can't use cum plugged to fill my waifu whenever I want

>Choose somnophilia and she will spike my food

>favorite hole would have too much buttsex

>Can't make the twin a buttslut

It hurts.

Clingy +1

Fertile +1

Tier 2 Desserts +2

Sex fluids and breast milk No blood because she WILL bake with her menstrual fluid. For the love of all that is holy do not make that happen.

Tier 2 Snug fit +2

Could be a problem if we ride a bus or date at the mall but other than that I don't give a shit.

Cum addict +1

Fine as long as she doesn't use my semen in my food.

Favorite toy - Dog collar +1 would replace "fuck me please".

Fuck me please +1?

My dick! I won't add this quirk if she does this even when i'm not around. I can't fuck her if I'm out of town for a week.

Dripping wet +1

Makes snug fit a little more difficult to handle.

>>2674

compensation point (3):

hearth and home tier 2

appearance:

choosy (see quirk 38)

random mode

38-> super masochist

73-> i say stop

53-> horny

7-> exhibitionist

72-> sensitive

58-> troll

> Game Mode

Be The Girl

>Compensation

Money 2

Skill (Sexual Master)

Skill 2 (All Magic)

Beauty 2

Luck

Pleasre 2

Hearth and Home 2

Comfort

Immortality

Change (Turning all men into futas)

Change (Magic is Real)

Power (Telekinesis)

>Appearance

Low Standards (roll 8)

>Quirks

[+26]High libido 26

[+1]Let’s Try That!

[+2] Snug fit 2

[+1] Loli

[+1] Seductive

[+1] Nymphomaniac

[+1] Bestiality

[+1] Super Tight

[+1] Cum Addict

[+1] I Say Stop

[+1] Split Personality

[+1] Clingy

[+1] Meek

[+1] Terrible Humor

[+1] Yanderd

I got a Split personality one is sex crazed and my second is super clingy and Meekest.I will use my magic stop time and then we can have as many rounds of sex as we need. Hopefully the my Husbando can satisfy me. If not I can use my magic to help.

Game Mode:

>Normal mode

The way the devs intended. :^)

Compensation:

>Entertainment +

It's everything I do now, but better.

>Pleasure +

I don't need to explain this one.

>Hearth and Home +

Nifty pocket dimension means I can always escape to my magical mansion to play video games and pork my waifu.

>Comfort

Feels like a waste to take this with Pleasure, given that I can skip out on one of the greatest pleasures in food, but it also gives me an extra eight hours or more per day I can spend on other things.

>Money

Tons of money, and none of it needs to go towards rent expenses or entertainment because of my perks. I can spend it all on food and other frivolous things without a care in the world.

Appearance:

>Choosy

I'm gonna be stuck with her, but I'm not so stupid as to say that I don't care about what she looks like. I'll go with the girl from Desserts, so long as I can get her to lose the pigtails.

Quirks:

>High Libido - 2x

Manageable. Almost a free two points.

>Emotionless

It's no biggie.

>Fertility - Infertile

I hate kids.

>Desserts - Breast Milk

Free cake and brownies, and breast milk isn't weird.

>NEET

We have a self-cleaning pocket dimension. We can both live out the ultimate NEET fantasy.

>Favorite Toy - Collar and Leash

Easy enough to conceal, doesn't really affect how she goes about her life.

>Seductive

She's probably not going to be too seductive towards other people given that she's a NEET living in a pocket dimension, but I don't mind being seduced.

>Pet Play - Dog

Free pet dog.

>Favorite Color - Blue

Lots of different shades of blue, and lots of styles of clothes (jeans, suits, sportswear) tend to come in blue.

>Quiet

It suits her.

>Bestiality

It's my fetish, too.

>Crybaby

Combined with Emotionless and Quiet, I wonder if people will even notice.

>Meek

She's already quiet so I might as well go all the way.

< I've got a super-quiet NEET living in my pocket dimension that likes to get fucked by dogs, but otherwise has no unbearable quirks that make living with her a hardship. >

< Meanwhile, I get to live out the ultimate NEET dream life for the next few decades. >

I win.

>>2674

Be the Girl Mode

>Compensation

Pleasure (tier 2) -3

Immortality (tier 2) -6

Money (Tier 2) -5

>Appearance

Shallow as fuck -2

>Quirks

High Libido (tier 3) +3

Twin Sister (tier 3) +2

Clingy (tier 2) +2

Favorite Toy (tier 2) +2

Fertility (tier 0) +1

Snug Fit +1

Neet +1

Seductive +1

Milk Lover +1

Horny +1

Sensitive +1

Can I just skip the default husbando and waifu my twins instead? I guess I might have to swap snug fit out (for another point of high libido) if that were the case.

Rolled 59, 73, 39, 81, 17, 32, 31, 19, 21, 79, 11, 67, 44, 36, 79, 49, 31, 48, 67, 16, 70, 20, 9, 79, 11, 10, 70, 48, 55, 18 = 1289 (30d81)

Hold onto your butts.