No.20095 [Last50 Posts]
Hit the bump limit.
Previous thread:
>>419
Post any non-pornographic movies, tv shows, commercials, books, comics, etc. involving cuckqueaning.
Kicking it off, here's Selina Kyle (Catwoman) not only not minding that Jessica Cruz (the Latina Green Lantern) kissed her fiancée Bruce Wayne (Batman). But inviting her in to.. watch The Real Housewives and drink the champagne she brought?
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No.20111
Adventure Time, season 4, episode 16. Princess Bubblegum jealous of Flame Princess being with Finn. Before they retconned her as a full blown dyke.
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No.20117
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No.20190
Nazz cucking Marie Kanker with Edd at a school dance in 'Ed, Edd n Eddy'. From season 6, episode 1 (the 69th episode overall), 'May I have This Ed'. Also it looks like her skirt is coming off while she watches atop the speaker, so someone wrote something about that. Also..
>I like cheaters!
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No.20203
From Spider-man. Mary-Jane Watson admiring the cute lewds Black Cat gave to her boyfriend.
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No.20204
>>20203
MJ always seemed to be best Cuckmaterial. Her husband is a superhero surrounded by all sorts of beautiful women. Many of whom have expressed desire to being with him. The scenarios must run wild in her head of the girls stealing him from behind her back.
But Back Cat must occupy her thoughts the most
And coincidentally here's a CYOA of cuckquean MJ
www.superstories.net/addventure/Chapter.aspx?ID=24426
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No.20212
>>20204
>www.superstories.net/addventure/Chapter.aspx?ID=24426
This was fun until I saw that subsequent branching choices kept trying to redirect things into male cuckoldry or female cheating.
Then I went back to the root page and…
>The most important point is the fact the cheating must involve humiliation and reluctance, which is used to arouse the female in a masochistic fashion.
>alternative life choices like swinging, wifeswaping, open relationships, polyamory.
>What is the most important to remember such a fetish is the idea the woman gets off on the pain of being humiliated by her partner having relationships with others.
Is it snobbish to call this explanation trash? Because it's trash.
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No.20272
From the Netflix cartoon 'The Dragon Prince'. Although people here won't like the interracial angle, the queen seems like a blatant cuck; she gets excited because she thinks the king had a sexy dream about another woman.
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No.20277
>>20272
Also, I haven't watched it, but apparently there is a couple of married lesbian queens who have a daughter in the show. It isn't explained how they had a daughter. Maybe the brother of one of the queens impregnated the other, given the importance of heredity to royalty.
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No.20322
I didn't watch the Oscars but apparently Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper's performance together came off as extremely horny, with lots of eyeball-fucking going on. Bradley's wife was in the audience. There's a lot of memes about it going around on Twitter.
https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/a3bn88/lady-gaga-and-bradley-coopers-horny-oscars-performance-inspired-some-great-memes-shallow-a-star-is-born
Sorry to link Vice but the page won't show up right as an archive.
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No.20395
Harley Quinn telling Catwoman she kissed her man.
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No.20583
More cuckquean Lois Lane, from Batman #68. Catwoman is marrying Batman, and Lois Lane throws her a bachelor party at the Fortress of Solitude. Lois arranges for robot versions of her husband to entertain the two of them.
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No.20584
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No.20592
More romance comics. This first one is like the archetypal vixen.
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No.20634
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No.20643
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No.20645
>>20634
Tell me this is official.
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No.20646
>>20645
I don't remember that exact strip but I do remember it was a running gag in the comic when I was young that Marcie would do similar things with Charlie and Patty.
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No.20647
>>20645
Yes, it's from a 2014 French produced Peanuts show.
>At the time, it was unclear whether the new cartoons would be animated traditionally or CGI, however, the answer to that question has been confirmed after a few of the shorts appeared online. Turns out that it’s 2D digital puppeting.
http://www.cartoonbrew.com/shorts/france-will-produce-500-new-peanuts-shorts-89590.html
http://www.cartoonbrew.com/tv/first-look-french-produced-peanuts-shorts-104887.html
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No.20663
Georgia Sivana is the daughter of Shazam's nemesis, Dr. Sivana. She normally is a plain-looking nerd but gains the power to transform into a beautiful super-powered girl. Here she is cucking the heroine Mary Marvel.
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No.20709
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No.20720
>>20634
It seems like Patty is a cuckquean in the movie:
>Peppermind Patty is shown to have her typical crush on Chuck early in the movie
>At the end of the movie when the Little Red Haired Girl is reciprocating Chuck's affections, Peppermint Patty cheers her on and supports her and Chuck
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No.20723
>>20720
They're both gingers, in close proximity gingers tend to have a weird sort of semi-hive mind thing going on if they don't totally repulse each other.
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No.20783
So in Avengers: Endgame, Sharon Carter gets cucked by her more buxom dead great-aunt, Peggy Carter, with Captain America. Via time travel shenanigans.
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No.20788
>>20783
Also Tony and Nebula were alone on that ship together for a long time. Sorry Pepper.
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No.20797
I can't believe no one here made this connection
>be me
>hapa qt living with my Aryan dad and jap mom
>for no reason these guys show up kill both my parents and kidnap me
>butytho.jpg
>for no reason this random kid kills the men, sets me free, and gives me a home
>is_this_what_love_feels_like.gif
>promise myself that I will marry him someday
>I have to always be around him cuz he is always getting into trouble
<but that make me love him more <3
>He’s got a friend named Armin
>He’s got a lot of forbidden books for some reason
>he give me one by Fred with a last name no one could pronounce
>its hard to understand but he talks about someone called the Ubermench
<means superman
>keep it. I’ll read it when I’m older.
A FUCKING TITAN APPEARS OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE AND KICKS DOWN THE FUCKING WALL
>nigga_wtf.mp4
>adoptive mom dies and dad leaves
>Vietnam_flashbacks.gif
>my future husbando gets really mad and vows to kill all the titans
<why are my panties wet?
>he keeps getting into trouble
>have to force feed him bread so he won’t starve
>a few years later he decides to join the army
<but we can’t get married if you’re dead
>decide to join too (duh)
>Armin joins too
<sure why not?
>husbando gives his all during training
>makes me kinda horny to see him push himself.
<I wonder how dominate he would be in the sack
>compared to me everyone else sucks at this titan fighting thing
>remember that book Armin gave me
>decide to read it again
>I can understand it this time
>I read these words when Fred is talking about women: Let your hope say, “May I bear the Ubermench”
<It all makes now
>Husbando works so hard at everything he does
>I’m just naturally good at everything
>Our son would be the Ubermench
>I want him even more now
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No.20847
From the same cover artist who gave us >>9966
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No.20856
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No.20891
Donald Duck's girlfriend, Daisy, getting cucked.
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No.20893
Apparently Gwen Stacey from Spider-Man took Peter to see I Am Curious (Yellow), a Swedish erotic drama about a woman whose boyfriend is fucking other girls, framed in a story about a director who is jealous of his girlfriend/star fucking her costar .
Did she wonder if Pete was messing with other girls? I wonder how she'd feel after finding out he's Spider-Man and how he's always seen with those beautiful Super Heroines?
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No.20894
>>20893
Scratch that, she wanted to take him to see it but he was having Spider-Man related troubles that stopped him
The classic Dick x Barbra x Starfire triangle. What else can be said, look at those flowers
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No.20897
>>20893
Thanks, that's interesting about Gwen. She did get cucked in the Spectacular Spider-man cartoon: >>9969
>>20894
A classic. It was posted in the last thread, though: >>9967
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No.20899
Some funny/sexy pinup cartoons by Bill Wenzel involving cheating.
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No.20900
>>20897
>Silk
She cucks every girls with Peter. I hope they end up together
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No.20913
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This new Mexican cartoon, Villainous has some potential. It's about a villain named Black Hat who makes a living helping other villains get rid of heroes. One of his assistants, the crazy girl Demencia, is obsessed with him. There's a bit of a love triangle element in the first episode where Demencia is jealous of the female villain Penumbra (see around 4 minutes in, for example). Not much yet, but hopefully it will spur some good cuck fan art.
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No.20929
>>20891
>Daisy Duck
>Girlfriend
Yeah I've been in conversations about this, and even Magica De Spell is a better love interest for Donald.
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No.20964
>>20203
The cover on the right is a recent one which is a play on the earlier cover on the left by the same artist (J. Scott Campbell, who also gave us >>9966 and >>20847 ).
>Spider-man leaving Mary Jane for Black Cat
>Both Mary Jane and Black Cat are holding a cup of coffee directly over their laps
>Only Black Cat's has cream in it
It's the little things.
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No.20966
>>20964
Pity modern day Spider-Man is a trainwreck, with Marvel consistently giving the titles to leftists that hate Peter, and every year he gets more pathetic, emasculated and depressed.
In a just world they'd have him fucking both MJ and Black Cat at the same time, and someone would have hunted the faggots responsible for Osborn getting Stacy pregnant and murdered them with a hammer.
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No.20972
Gwenpool cucking Sue Storm with Reed Richards.
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No.20979
>>20972
>Thing and Johnny also have lipstick marks on them
>pretty sure they both also have love interests
Alpha vixen.
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No.20985
Didn't realise the last thread hit the bump limit so reposting here
sounds like a humiliation cuckquean to me
https://youtu.be/IMnF0kBBUds
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No.20988
>>20797
>no mention of giant naked muscular eren
pls continue
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No.21007
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Only marginally cuckqueany with her being pretend jealous over a fictional character. But she does use that distracted guy meme on her title cards. I mostly just wanted to share this channel because it's cute and wholesome in a way that /cuckquean/ would appreciate.
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No.21021
>>20966
What about one where Gwen lived and she comes out as a cuck to him? That way he can do all the women he'd like and she's happy as a clam, MJ and Felicia would be his main go to girls.
>No pics of MJ and Cat teasing Gwen with their pregnant bellies against her flat one
>
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No.21023
>>21021
There actually is a continuity where Gwen lives and she and Peter got happily married thanks to Mexico. The publishing house for it shut down shortly afterwards tho due to money trouble but hey. Somewhere out there, there's potentially a Gwen Stacy who's the happiest women in the world when she sees other women trying to get close to Peter.
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No.21024
>>21023
Plus, Mexico, they tend to love the hotter romances down there.
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No.21028
>>21024
A rejected idea from Spider-man: Far from Home:
>Early drafts reportedly featured two additional characters, a female British spy assigned by Fury to help Peter and a female European student who befriends Peter, making MJ jealous. The characters were rumored to be the MCU versions of Jessica Drew and Gwen Stacy, but that was never confirmed
The movie does have a scene where a hot European spy girl makes him strip, but instead of MJ witnessing it, another guy does, and tries unsuccessfully to use it to turn MJ against Peter. What could have been..
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No.21030
>>21028
I read that thread on /co/. A lot of those were pretty good. Still haven't seen it yet, will wait to pirate.
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No.21031
>>21030
It was alright but they completely sideline/forget the fun AI lady in Peter's suit from homecoming and introduce a new AI that's nowhere near as fun nor has as good of a back and forth with Peter
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No.21033
Jean Grey cucking Emma Frost in Uncanny X-Men #22.
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No.21034
Why is it that Superheroes make some of the best cuckquean material? Is it the settings? The masks/anonymity? The powers? They just seem to mesh well and bring it out.
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No.21039
>>21033
If you zoom in you can see just the slightest hint that Jean is looking at Emma too.
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No.21040
>Be Lynn Minmay
>Spend the majority of humanity's first intergalactic war becoming the biggest j-pop idol in the history of both sides collective histories, crushing on the cute pilot who saved the both of you and and also has feelings for you and has risen to big damn hero status super hard, but also wondering whether your hippie cousin Kyle would make the better long-term partner due to his uninvolvement in the war and subsequently much reduced probability of dying.
>Enter Lisa Hayes, Comm op of the massive flying space fortress your hometown has been transferred into. Fellow service member who spends as much if not more time with Rick your cute pilot crush due to the nature of her work. Didn't have the best first impression with Rick and things were kinda rocky between the two to start with but they've become more or less amiable coworkers and friends and you end up befriending her as well over the course of time.
>Decide to try out relationship with Kyle, stability is a good thing to look for and you can't take the stress and pressure of not knowing whether or not Rick will be coming back from deployment on top of your currently booming carrier and Kyle is supportive and tries to help with said career where he can. You just wish he'd ease off on shit talking everyone involved with the war including Rick and Lisa because they're your friends and he makes the double dates with them really awkward and-
>Wait double dates? Where'd that thought come from? They're not dating they're just friends and you doubt they see each other like that considering how rocky their meeting was. What the hell is this feeling you're getting? Well nevermind there's way more on your plate for you to handle currently without you adding something else to it you're sure things'll be fine.
>Things are not fine, it's been a few months and Kyle was nice to be around at first but he keeps being a sanctimonious jerk to everyone now and has started becoming really controlling you're not sure what set him off but you hope he'll calm down soon. Seeing your other friends Max and Miraya getting along as the cutest couple around is making you doubt some things about your current relationship but you're sure you and Kyle can make things work if you just sit down and talk about things like calm rational adul-
*More months later*
>THE MOTHERFUCKER THREW A BOTTLE AT YOU. It didn't slip, he didn't knock it off of something on accident, he THREW IT WHILE DERIDING YOU EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND THEN WALKED OUT. You're so shaken up, you don't know what to do, you don't want to go home and you've been crying for what feels like hours. You find yourself in front of Rick's door asking if you can stay while you try to sort your life together. Rick's hesitant at first but seeing how badly shaken up you are he agrees to let you stay for as long as you need. End up crying a little more and Rick just helps you through it and makes sure you're well situated and calmed down enough eventually to be able to get at least a decent nights sleep. …….Rick…thank you
>Wake up late the following morning, hear some talking from the kitchen. Get dressed and go take a look.
>It's Lisa and Rick talking
>You're surprised to see Lisa over especially so early but you're thankful to see another friendly face
>She asks how you're doing, if you're fine, if you need anything.
>Kyle can suck a thousand cock-bladed chainsaws you have great friends.
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No.21041
>>21040
>Spend a while just talking with Rick and Lisa, reconnecting a bit after some of the more isolating bullshit Kyle put you through left you out of the loop on some of what they'd been up to the past few months.
>They've been doing well, well, as well as two service members in humanity's first space war can do anyways gotten into a few scrapes and close calls here and there but they were always there for each and eventually ended up together because of i-
>Wait
>They're dating
>Your stomach drops as you start feeling something new
>They're dating
>You're not his girlfriend and you're staying at his house
>Start apologizing you didn't know you just neede-
>Lisa stops you says it's fine, she and Rick were worried, she trusts you, she trusts Rick, you're her friend
>That feeling doesn't leave and now there's something else too
>You've got great friends and you love them both dearly and you're feeling……you don't know what you're feeling. Scared? Happy? Grateful? Guilty?
>Rick and Lisa just give you the time and space you need to work things out, assure you that if you need anything they're both there for you. Nearly cry again
>Decide to focus on your work again, try and rebuild as much of your life again this time without Kyle's douchebaggery. The war's taken a huge number of twists and turns not really surprising considering it's humanity's first space war but you still never could have really imagined the scale of it all before this. You, Rick, and Lisa are all just trying to get through things as best as you can
>You're really thankful towards them for their help, you still feel guilty about staying at Rick's place……plus that one (two? More?) feeling(s) has never left you…..you've been considering moving out recently considering how well your career's been going, surprisingly being an idol has gotten you a lot more involved with the war than you thought it would, you've even been a part of a lot of the events that Rick and Lisa have been going through surprisingly. Who knew the aliens would 40ft tall giants with no concept of culture (in particular singing) or that your songs would have such a big impact on them?
>It's been a while, war's really wound down, things have changed enormously from the start of the war to the end you're thinking you should really move out soon, you don't want to impose any further.
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No.21042
>>21041
>Lisa shows up suddenly to talk to Rick, something feels weird so you decide to stick along, they've done so much for you and even if it's as moral support or whatever you want to repay some of what you owe them.
>The war changed everything? You didn't have a clue. Lisa just dropped the bombshell that high command's sending out a Force to the aliens homeworld to try and prevent any future space wars from happening considering this last one ended up glassing nearly the entire planet…..and…..Lisa got her marching orders to go with them on what's estimated to be a 20 year long trip at least.
>Both you and Rick are shocked, Lisa's noticeably upset now, you're not sure how she was able to keep things together so long
>She wells up even more and declares her love for Rick, asks him to marry her so that they can deploy together.
>That feeling rises up again you'd tried to ignore it for the longest time and you're having trouble processing all this
>They're leaving? Getting married? You won't see them for 20 years? You're-you'rr not quite sure what's happening the shock of everything is leaving you reeling and you're trying not to panic way worse than anytime you've ever panicked before put together. This isn't the right time, they don't need this, she's your best friend and he's the love of your life and-
>Panic
>Panic so hard you end up looking only somewhat more than medium upset, you hope
>You know what that feeling(s) is now
>You don't remember much about what happened afterward
>Just remember having an internal breakdown, Lisa asking you to go with them and you giving some lame excuse about your career or whatever because you've already imposed on them enough and you love them and they deserve to be together but you're in love with him they're the best friends you've ever had you couldn't do that to them they're leaving for twenty years oh dear god what did you do you won't see them she asked you to come with and you said no it hurts don't fall apart they need you not to fall apart right now you need you not to fall apart-
>Somehow you managed to keep yourself together until the wedding ceremony, a lot of the past few days…..weeks? Blurred together and seem hazy but you're happy that they're happy that he's happy and she's happy don't focus on the hurt, there's so much you regret but you don't regret them, after everything, they deserve it, they bring out the best in each other. You want to make sure you tell them goodbye properly through the good and the bad they were always there you want to at least be there for them now, the happiest day of their lives. She looks beautiful in her wedding dress, next to him, god they look amazing together you're not sure how you never saw how good they looked together more beautiful than you and he would have-
>Stop, this is their day, don't think about that, be there for them.
>You love them, they'll be happy together, unstoppable, you love them, you-
>You love them
>…..
>Something tiny inside of you breaks as soon as they say their vows
>Tears well up as they start making their way out of the church
>You're as happy as you are sad, you think, you're not quite sure, they're coming closer, say goodbye, say goodbye damn you, say goodbye you love them you're never going to see them again wish them a happy life the works everything but just end it right damn you they've done so much and you can't even say goodbye? They're right there, do it now, they look so happy, right now, Lisa….Rick……
>"Goodbye Rick……." You murmur out so quietly you have trouble believing you've said anything at all……
>….. That's it….. they're gone…you didn't even say goodbye….
what sort of piece of shit are you?
>Stay awake all night haunted by what you should have done, at the ceremony, when Lisa asked you to come with, when you were younger and stupidly thought Kyle would have been a better match, when you and Rick first met, trapped in his plane, floating in space…. you're not crying. You can't even cry now. It's all your fault and you know it and their ship leaves first thing in the morning and you'll never see them again why didn't you at least say goodbye? You love them, you could have at least said goodbye they did so much and you couldn't even tell them a few simple words.
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No.21043
>>21042
>You turn to look at the clock…..their ship leaves in a few hours….you didn't know you'd been awake that long.
>It's funny, your relationship with them started in space and it's going to end in space without you.
>It's so funny now that you think about it. Rick didn't even know what he was doing the first time he got into a fighter jet, Lisa didn't know he wasn't a fighter pilot. She just yelled at him over the comm until he took off and got dragged into the first battle of the war and ended up crashing right into your living room. There was almost no chance for the three of you to have met and yet you did, and just as suddenly as a ship started your whole relationship it's going to end it and this time there isn't going to be some wacky unlikely hijinks like crashing a plane into an unused forgotten loading bay to bring the three of you together again.
>….
>Wait
>Rick's old prop plane
>You know where it is
>No you're crazy
>You've finally snapped and you're crazy
>….. You've seen him fly it enough
>…. The new ship they're using is practically built the same.
>Before you realize you've already gotten dressed and started rushing out the door only to bowl over someone who'd stopped right in front of it.
>Who? Oh your new singing partner Janice or something saying something about how the studio wants you two to rehearse some crap or another and you just tell her something before rushing off, you've got bigger things to worry about at the moment. Namely how to get to the other side of the city as quickly as possible get Rick's plane fly it back across the city and crash it into the giant spaceship's loading dock with the little time you have left. Janice is shouting shouting after you or something and you hear footsteps following along something about partners or whatever.
Tell her she can stay or come with but you're reaching for the stars and not stopping for anything. You have to let them know and you have to at least tell them goodbye.
>Airports are surprisingly not as heavily guarded as you thought they would be, or at least this little private one Rick had his plane stashed at wasn't, also getting off the ground not so difficult, keeping it balanced, difficult, landing? Well first thought you had when this crazy idea popped into your head was crashing so you know the lack of actual landing experience or knowledge of how to do that at least matches up there. Besides you remember well enough how Rick performed an "emergency landing" with this thing the first time, so general idea is good reference. You can see their ship taking off in the distance, you don't have a lot of time you've never flown before and the only similar experience you've had is when Rick let you use a simulator before for fun and you're not quite sure how Rick manages to aim this thing for landings considering small details seem to be getting bigger really fast and the yelling coming from the backseat is getting louder so that's distracting and oh god you hope this isn't a mistake and if it is you're very sorry to Janice, you hope Rick and Lisa don't ever find out who it was that crashed unsuccessfully into their ship and maybe this was a bad idea but goddamn it you have to do it you're going to pull it off and LAND."
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>Holy crap that actually worked.
>Well "worked" I mean you still crashed but this was the kind of crash you wanted and you're on the ship and Rick and Lisa are on it and you can't stop laughing.
>You did it, oh god you didn't think you'd be this happy to have crashed into something again but you are.
>Now comes the hard part finding, Rick and Lisa, and telling them everything. How grateful you are, how much you love them and worst case scenario, just saying goodbye…though that last one probably won't mean as much anymore considering you're all going to be stuck on the same ship for the next twenty years.
>You're sheepishly grinning at the thought now that you think of it when you feel some tapping on your shoulder.
>Surprised you turn around and see a disheveled and frayed Janice, what's she doing here? She should still be-
>Wait, oh crap, right, riiiiiiiiiight
>Whoops, uh you'll make it up to her somehow, but first things first, get out of this loading bay, find Rick and Lisa.
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No.21044
>>21043
Sorry if this turned out to be more writefaggy I wanted to write something that was more summary than story st the start and then it ended up getting away from me
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No.21048
>>21043
>>21042
>>21041
>>21040
This was a nice read. Thanks anon
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No.21079
>>20095
Literal, real life cuckqeaning taking place here, anons. Based Thais.
archive.fo/NaPrD
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No.21082
Started watching The Sopranos recently and apparently Tony Soprano's wife Carmela knew about the multitude of affairs her husband had and didn't mind them. Season one episode 6 she even says she considered it a form of masturbation for Tony since she couldn't satiate his masculine urges, so she pretended to turn a blind eye to all the cucking because she was busy with the house and their children. She also never worried about the whores Tony fucked with because she saw herself above them, and only really starts getting jealous when she finds out Tony's psychiatrist is a woman.
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