/cow/ - Lolcows

Honestly, Chris-chan is so pathetic at this point it's not fun to watch. Why are people giving him money? :(

>>574113

Why does he need dog-food? I thought he just had cats and that his dog died years ago

>>574151

Captain claims he's the one who warned Megan about the tweets and she told him she owns guns. So he's definitely meddling but I think he's still on the White knight side of things. He did say today that if Chris pulls any more shit like this he's walking away from the whole situation.

>>574113

Megan? The girl from the first saga? Is she back? I don't understand anything pls help me

>>574155

>He did say today that if Chris pulls any more shit like this he's walking away from the whole situation.

Maybe I dreamed it, but I thought he already claimed to have walked away from Chris once before this.

>>574123

Is this the death saga?

I don't know how Chris looks at himself in the mirror each day. How retarded is Chris? Can he cook for himself? Is he capable of grocery shopping? I ask this because he makes himself out to be the world's retard from his own volition.

When the fuck did chris go full psychotic? Man, when he was in his 20's he was just an asshole loser. Even tomgirl stuff was…stupid but not this crazy. This is fuckin freaky.

>>574526

>>574549

>Chris Chan actually believes this

This man is out of his fucking mind

>>574728

Mac and Cheese,

Instant potatoes,

GMO green beans,

Hot Dogs from hell,

and cabbage made from a lab with no real lettuce.

>>574935

>Hot Dogs

Looks like spam to me

>>574728

This is why instant meals is a key part of autism. What do all these lolcows have in common? Terrible diets that lead to cancers and malnourishment!

If Chris changed his diet and found some real nutrition he would become a more normal person. Instant foods are the number one cause of leftism and autism in the world.

>>574728

I hope to see Barb die from what Chris has been feeding him. Barb will die from cancer and Chris will not notice.

>>574714

oh shit cutco knives he probably sold to his mom for $1000. I know because i did the same shit lol

>>574958

I don't think you understand how autism works.

>>574674

Neither do you.

>Chris splurges money

>Starts ebegging

No pity from me, he's fucked when Barbara dies.

Death by starvation is a deserving punishment for sins of greed and gluttony

>>575190

The guy is a nonsense junky. He will be happy even in the gutter if he has his toys with him. The junky mindset is so clear. He'd be robbing people or selling his taint wound if he was addicted to opiates.

God fucking damn this is too fucking depressing, he's fucked.

>>575185

Look at Eric Tazman sperging about Hungry Man Instant Meals or Terry Davis's bringe drinking of soda which has chemicals that eat the brain and you can not tell me with a straight face that the diet of America and the modern Western World is in fact the autism diet.

>>575466

it definitely cant cause autism. cancer, probably. fatassery? definitely.

>>575466

Yeah, you don't even know what autism is. You can either be born with it or not, you don't obtain it later in life because it's a fundamental difference in brain structure from the ground up. There's no normal person hiding behind the veil of autism, they're as alien as they get.

>>575940

People develop mental illnesses later on in life, and lately it seems like it's happening more and more often. He may have a point even if it's not autism that's the cause, people are being weirder and more unstable lately.

>>575185

>Neither do you.

What does this address?

>>574703

>>574714

>For Thanksgiving

What does he do for the rest of the year? This guy has his priorities twisted and broken.

>>576016

Chris's autism combined with him never getting any help whatsoever makes him completely incapable of introspection when he looks at himself in the mirror (and he would do that a lot to memorize his face). He's not a retard "from his own volition" he was doomed from day one.

>>575940

You are not redpilled. Maybe that's because the blackpill is the real redpill and everyone on r/the_donald and nu/pol/ is swallowing red soypills. These people might as well call themselves alt-leftists. Go back to reddit where you chug litters of soylent with your friends!!! FUCKING SOYBOY!!

>>576001

I don't even want to think of the stains that plushy will receive

>>576367

CWC made this meal himself.

>>576024

>Chris's autism combined with him never…

Shut the fuck up. You are a fucking idiot.

>>575958

this coming from a /cow/ poster is delicious irony

>>576001

loooool sonichu has a dick on his face

I think someone should tell Chris if he wants to make money he needs to wear a MAGA hat and say Trump is the greatest president ever over and over. I know a lot of people who would pay to see him do that.

>>574123

>>574168

>>574526

>>574549

I can see Barb die, drugs and homeless kick in and Chris going on some wild ritualistic murder attempt to merge realities.

Shit be fucked yo. I leave for the woods, come back a week later to a new level.

>>576469

If only he didn’t hate Pmurt so much and hadn’t called for his assassination. But who knows, since he really seems to be going off the deep-end lately who knows how far he’ll sink for cash

>>576369

Brilliant retort. You have swiftly disproved everything I've said.

>>576952

I didn't ask you to shut the fuck up. I told you to shut the fuck up. Now shut the fuck up.

>>576964

Badass. I bet you're popular at the playground.

>>577022

He could stand to lose a few pounds anyway.

>>576982

>>>/reddit/

Queer.

>>577022

His mother gets food from the state human services because of her disability and age. They aren't starving.

>>577070

So, it's just petty bullshit.

>>577111

Chris wants money for downies and Legos. He gets his neetbux on the third I believe so by this point in the month he needs spending money. Sure they might need food but Chris is upset that he has to spend money he had earmarked for his downy shit.

>>577111

It's a scam. Embed related.

>>577022

He's probably never even gone 16 hours without a meal in his life.

Someone who has Chris's ear please introduce him to Twilight Zone and Tales from the Dark Side. There's a gold mine of autism if he believes their opening sequences being real.

>>577067

Boring. See me after class.

>>577251

There are report he's basically fasted just so he can buy more toys.

>>577123

Accurate.

>>577796

>>577796

>Pretty soon Barb won't even be mentioned.

That's likely because she will have died.

>>577786

I think its a sort of "holy grail" to them. changing chris in essence would be destroying chris chan. They cannot conquer their own demons so they chase windmills. Fat autistic windmills.

CWC isn't the true lulcow of this saga anymore. Foxdickfarms is.

>>574549

>red heart cpu

So Chris browses autism groups amd steal their ideas for his own canon universe?

https://aminoapps.com/c/neptunia/page/item/red-heart/JN4D_NbCMIVwzQ6e37V0Z03NNaRWwaMP3m

>foxdick nool himself abandoning cwc to bet everything on a dox confirmed fake years ago

>>578088

No, I don't think that's correct.

>>574549

So who's censoring it?

The orginization?

>>578471

It's a message between Chris and The Captain. He's likely censoring his identity.

>>574526

>>574113

If god forbid he did anything with them, Anna kinda deserves it tbh. FFS, he needs to leave Megan alone. That poor girl already went through Hell with him. Is someone telling him to go after Megan, or is he now interested in her again all of a sudden?

>>574674

>I don't know how Chris looks at himself in the mirror each day.

That's what happens when you're raised as a spoiled brat, and people like Anna reinforce your bullshit.

>How retarded is Chris?

You do the math.

>Can he cook for himself? Is he capable of grocery shopping?

Yes and yes. Doesn't mean he's good at both.

>>575940

People might find symptoms of it if you seek mental health, but you don't suddenly get autism from somebody.

>>575958

If you do a shit load of drugs, or go through a terrible life experience, you do develop mental health illnesses.

>>576001

What an ungrateful dick. Didn't people learn not to give him anything from the house incident (He'll still bitch if you don't give him more stuff, and he'll blame someone like the firefighters)?

>>577022

His mother could eat the pets and he could eat eat his mother.

>>578719

Then he eats himself, then he begs for donations for prosthetic legs.

>>580360

>implying that Chris isn't a dimensional traveler

>>580360

With Chris's level of intelligence it's hard to know what he truly believes. If he learns that becoming retarded gets him attention and more donations he will be retarded. There's evidence in this thread he's learned how to beg better and the same applies to his creations.

>>581208

It's rather zigzagged with Chris. He's definitely not playing up some sort of Adam West-esque persona because he has no self-awareness, he's not outright capitalizing on his lolcow persona because he's fundamentally incapable of understanding why and how he's one. But because autists ARE giving him money and fueling his delusions, he's not passing the opportunity to capitalize on himself. It's just that he thinks he's a legit, unironic celebrity.

>>580360

>>581278

Chris is just scary at this point, and he really thinks he's above everything and everyone with this schizo-celebrity status. He's groping people at events if he isn't attacking anyone over whatever makes him upset (blue arms), but if you try to stop him he'll play the victim card. Did he even feel bad for the groping or whatever he did at that one con, or does he still justify doing that shit?

>>581593

Agreed. Its unsettling. Chris's ego has expanded rapidly the last ~4 years. he truly thinks of himself as an "internet celeb". You mix this with a simultaneous decaying sense of reality. We are approaching a critical juncture where the difference between his ego's heights and his insanity's depths will cause something horrorfying.

We might see First Degree Murder Saga

>>582323

Are you implying that he isn't an internet celebrity?

>>582335

How can you imply that he is?

>>582335

He's not an internet celebrity he's an internet joke. He's in the same league as say Jessi Slaughter. They're internet jokes who are infamous, different from famous.

>>582335

he is not. pewdiepie is. CWC isnt known amongst normalfags

>>582626

>>582854

>>583591

He feels like a B-list celebrity, like Bruce Cambell

>>584595

Yeah, ok.

What did I even write?

>>584640

Wow. Youre a fucking moron. And you've shit his pants and done nothing but shitpost about your "feelings" on matters you ignorantly comment on. Until CWC has actually been in movies or has any traction outside of imageboards fuck off

You guys want to part of Christory? Then combine efforts to shut Chris's paypig down. Chris just upload some Nazi comics on foxdick https://foxdickfarms.net/threads/sonichu-16.49175/. Just spam report his paypig and see the magic happens. Also, anything else that breaks the Terms and Conditions can be use against him.

>>587602

*paypigN*

I sorta want to experiment with chris' potent autism by manipulating him into doing /x/ rituals, lucid dreaming, and other silly shit just to see what he produces or draws, and hopefully it gets warped into some lovecraftian super-autism where he fills up fucking mountains of sketchbooks with sonichu or whatever the fuck.

>>587602

maybe try posting the comics here.

Chris had to check in with the judge overseeing the therapeutic docket today, in case anyone was wondering if the therapy was making a difference.

but yooo, the foxdicks are already panicking that somebody reported Chris's Pay-tree-on, cuz of the nazis and weird shit. If a large group of people report, his account will be toast

>>589053

I dont even know dude….. Chris type this a while back

A Large Portion of Sonichu 16 was inspired by "Idea Guy" in an Attempt to Troll Me. A Good Friend reviewed the Final Draft of the Comic and Told Me that paypig would most likely consider it "Hate Speech".

I don't want to Re-Draw Sonichu 16 - I put MUCH work Into It.

But at the Same Time I don't want to Offend Anybody or get my paypig Page removed. Can someone Give Me Advice? Should I Publish It or Re-Do it Completely to Remove Outside Influence? I Don't Want my paypig Page or my Future Work Threatened by This.

He done fucked up, getting too lazy about scraping his dumbass comic, but instead posted them. SHUT HIS paypig DOWN!!!

What's really odd about the new sonichu is that it's fucking huge. 82 pages to be exact. For someone as lazy as Chris is pretty crazy that he put in so much effort to write what's essentially a short novel about some shit he doesn't even want to be canon in his universe.

>>589505

So with paypig kicking him off we're looking at a full on CWC-eimar Republic mode

>>589644

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awJ6w0aYlPw

He did and god damn it's just so fucking whack.

If he becomes a serial killer, it would be a scary thought honestly.

>>589692

yes that seems far to random. an ideas guy idea possibly. but chris's recent posts are downright horrifying.

Looks like you need a paypig account to report it.

>>589644

>>589589

Yeah none of this is new. It's Chris brainlessly inserting Idea Guy cocks because he doesn't know what it all means. It's basically a more elaborate equivalent of tricking little kids into swearing using words they don't know the meaning of.

>>574674

I am 29 years old and unironically I can't shit his pants and do nothing of that

Wait, is CWC a fucking nazi tranny now? The fuck is going on?

>>591234

Who cares? Neck youself, foxdickfag.

>>591327

We've missed you Michael.

>>591234

Barb has to eat something.

>>591234

Absolute word-salad

>>591234

what are anthropologic cats?

>>591814

Chris muddling words up as usual, he likely meant "anthropomorphic".

He has completely lost it.

>>591234

So what happened to the last cat (Snoopy?)? How many more pets does he have left? I really hope he doesn't get another pet.

>>592673

I barely followed Chris since the fire, his taint, and him trying to attack people over blue arms, and I'm still disturbed how he shows no remorse for anything he's done (How the fuck does he justify the groping)? Nothing about tranny Chris is funny, yet at the same time I just want to see how all of it ends if I'm able to.

>>591234

How did you got Chris phone number

>>592767

Chris has freely given out his number for years.

>>592839

Things like that second pic will always make me have the slightest belief that he is just an amazing troll.

>>592780

Why do these retards think that they own Chris or something?

Fifteen minute video of Chris ranting about the dimensional merge. I don't have the time to watch it all so if someone wants to write up a tldr version of it go ahead.

>>592857

So far all ive gotten is that "most" people will survive it.

He reiterates what hes talked about over twitter with the dimensional merger and the spiral seal…

He declares himself to be a CPU representing the Commodore 64 and calls himself Blue Heart…

He says to we will see "visual differences" in our surrounding and to keep an eye out for them…

"Everybody will get to meet their OCs and superheroes"

He brings up Megan again and tells people not to contact her, claims the video is his communication to her…

Reiterates how hes NOT going to bother Megan in person and talks about how hes happily married to his fictional characters…

Megans OC apparently lives in Lastation and has a successful career in politics.

Claims the existence of a "Red Heart" representing some Nintendo console that was only released in Germany.

Megans counterpart is the leader of an island nation called Crosna (spelling uncertain) with a miles long bridge extending from eastern Virginia to the artificial island of Crosna.

RL Megan apparently has the "original transformation pen" and has at least part of Red Hearts power.

RL Megan need to keep an open heart and mind for receiving telepathic communication.

RL Megan and counterpart Megan may or may not be co exist as Red Heart or may have to merge into one Red Heart.

Chris wants Megan to talk to him.

Once again warns people that change is coming and to keep an eye out for super villains attacking.

He also says people shouldnt try to fight the super villains.

Thats about everything i got out of this video.

>>592929

>He declares himself to be a CPU representing the Commodore 64 and calls himself Blue Heart

That's gonna take a while to load.

>>592857

Sounds like chris got a hold of the systemspace cult and twisted into his own creation to be all about him and combined it with his autistic moeshit anime. I'd say it would confirm it if he says its happening on nov 10th

Hypothetically how easy would it be to convince chris that if he offed himself, it would merge him instantly without any waiting?

If Chris was hanging out with a tranny cult he would be talking about them.

>>592857

Chris looks like he's thinning out a little. He should drop the tranny look and start saying he's into metal, he's got the hair for it and would look more normal.

>>592585

Agreed man, crazy. Can you imagine Megan listening to this video?

>>593091

Fucking SAVED.

>>593098

I can imagine a woman haunted by an internet based nightmare standing in abject terror as she watches the insanity rekindle into an autistic bonfire yes.

>>593212

>So Chris finally lost his grip on reality?

It happened a while ago, we are just seeing it go full bloom

>I'm surprised that Chris managed to go even deeper into madness, death is truly the only release for this man.

Maybe, maybe not. I can see a few more sagas comming up. God has a few more things planned for his poor soul.

>>593091

LMFAO

>>593404

*Godjesus

But yes, you are right. He's always had these thoughts I think. He's just now opening expressing them cause Ideas Guy and Co have convinced chris hes a deity/celebrity

/messiah/etc

>>593538

Whatever they're doing in the present, it's clear what they're trying to do with the past. They're trying to make what publically known of Chris's story end with 'wonder what happened to them'.

The reason for this is obvious - we already know what Nool and the Captain are trying to do. They're trying to take total control and ownership of Chris. They're telling each other - and themselves - that it's for the best, that it's the best that Chris can hope for, but the real reason is that they've become addicted to getting con-tent from Chris, and are eliminating all potential threats to that, both in Chris's life and from outside parties.

>>593538

Noticed that too. The Cwcki was good for some lolzy articles and updates. The updates are gone now so fuck the site, these threads are much better at keeping me up to date on the shitshow.

>>593553

Daily reminder that Null is a dumbass of the highest caliber and whatever le epic troll maymay he has planned will blow up in his face like literally every other scheme the retarded fuck has ever tried has.

>>593553

>>593724

I did find an article on the video after some searching. its just a transcript. Still it seems KF is locking down CWC info atm. I suspect something is happening in the background.

>>594138

I suspect something is happening in the background.

>>592780

>>593763

In the process of laughing at cows, Null has himself become the cow.

>Chris is going to attempt to merge multiple dimensions

Are we in the /a/, /co/, or /v/ supervillian saga?

>>593538

>so the cwcki recently got arid of "Da Update" info, instead linking to KF. stating to get new info there. And I noticed that this recently rambling insanity video lacks even a preliminary article. Are the KF fags censoring the recent showcase of CWC's insanity? Because this reeks of centralizing information on CWC on KF.

No. I was the one who removed Da Update. The reason being that the site just doesn't have enough people on it to keep up with Chris, so a lot of stuff was falling through the cracks.

For example, this is what Da Update looked like before I removed it: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Template:Da_update

It mentioned that Chris went to a gem and mineral show (without linking to a source), and doesn't mention the insanity from the next day (when he talked about his rape fantasies involving Bowsette and Koopa Troopas).

Instead of leaving up an incomplete Da Update, and since there are more people contributing to KF, I simply decided to link to KF so people can get the full updates there.

Unless more people are interested in editing the CWCki, that's the best option I can think of.

>>594402

What the fuck?

>>594409

What's the alternative?

>>576367

What the fuck?

>>594423

you killing yourself.

>>594575

Would you have preferred if I had said nothing and let you carry on with your conspiracy theory that KF is somehow censoring info on CWC?

>>594622

Not a conspiracy if it's blatantly true.

>>595488

How so?

>>594138

The background on all this is gay as shit. Dicks and wiki fags trying to craft narratives when they can just be watching THE lol cow make julay.

Death when?

>>595681

It's like drugs. They keep getting desensitized to the con-tent Chris puts out and keep needing a bigger and bigger does. And on top of that they're lying to outsiders, each other and themselves about why they're meddling - they genuinely believe what they're doing is what's best for Chris.

>>593003

The term your looking for is chuuni shit not moeshit you stupid faggot.

>>596044

So Chris is predicting the rapture but only trannies are taken?

>>596170

I enjoyed reading the second and third picture in the first reply back-to-back, gave me a good chuckle.

>>574123

>>596086

Only the MASCULINE will be taken to THE LORD's precense.

>>596044

So is CWCvill going to be a Jonestown when all this shit falls through?

It's pretty funny to watch him trip out over merging dimensions, but what happens when literally nouthing happens.

>>596192

Has he actually claimed a date or even year when this is supposed to happen? If not he can just keep claiming that it will happen "sometime in the future".

>>596210

This is bizarre. He's thought this through to a level that I would not expect from him. Is someone feeding him this fantasy?

>>596214

>He's thought this through to a level that I would not expect from him

Let's not go and give him too much credit.

It all boils down to:

>The Mayor of cwcville is his counterpart which he will merge with

<It's also a virgin mtf tranny for some reason

>'Artistic' people that have created characters will find their creations having gained sentience upon "The Merge"

>The creations may or may not all be in the same place depending on the authors specifications

The whole thread is mostly contrived bullshit explaining how he'll become the mayor of cwcville and how he'll get to fuck and rule over all his OC.

>>596044

>1218

What does it mean? December 18th or just December of 2018? It would not be the first time Chris used numbers with "hidden" meanings in his messages.

>>596220

Not trying to say this is all an original idea from him. It's obviously a severely autistic way of combining his mental disorders with the Christian concept of the Rapture. However he's taken the time to consider aspects that I assumed would never cross his mind, such as what happens to people with no or multiple OCs, what happens to other animals and inanimate objects, and the word "metaphysical."

>>596246

Maybe, might just be a random number he gave our dimension. If he actually thought something would happen at a specific date I feel like he'd hint at it?

>>596250

Someone could be 'helping' him with some additions but to me it looks like he just spun a story around his weird wish-fulfilment fantasy in an attempt at trying to make them sound plausible in his own mind.

He had to distinguish people that do and do not have OC's in order to be able to 'merge' with a character that has not lived a 1:1 life in comparison to him as he put it, otherwise he'd just be the same old CWC after the merge and not the mayor of CwcVille. He wants pokémon to be real, so animals become pokémon. Lastly all the 'bad people' i.e. the ones he doesn't like, don't have someone to merge with and will just die because they are undeserving of life.

It's just a contrived self-insert fanfiction which he might believe to be true.

>>596220

Is Chris still a virgin? Didn't he fuck a hooker? If someone sent a tranny hooker to his house and offered to pay $250 for a sex tape would he do it?

>>596246

http://marvelcomicsfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Peter_Parker_(Earth-1214) look at the background and we might have an answer

>>596394

Now that you mention it, I do recall that. Not sure I'm willing to believe it though.

But if he did, explicitly stating that his OC donutsteal character that he'll 'merge' with is a virgin, might indicate some regret on his part.

>>596170

There's something beautiful and poetic about it ending like that. I mean, as beautiful and poetic as a greasy psychotic tranny being shot can be.

The only problem with Chris dying is that the moment that happens, the ki-wis will go into full lockdown and strive to erase as much information about Chris from the internet as they possibly can, greatly hampering all future attempts to document his tragic story. Which, of course, will make it possible for all this to happen all over again someday, provided our wretched species lasts long enough.

>>596548

There will never be another Chris. An autist with access to a video camera and a decent internet connection at the time he had them was rare. His behaviour relied on communities that still existed at those times but are now dead or dying.

How do you have an autist go on a love quest when malls are being replaced by Amazon? Do Nintendo and Adult swim still run video contests?

Chris isn't special because he's Chris. He's special because he's an early internet user who did stupid shit when the technology to do that was hard to come by.

How many autists do you think stay mute for several years then read the back of a transformers toy?

How many are born to two asshole parents with broken families on both sides?

>>596210

Holy shit man. He must spend a lot of time thinking about this wild shit.igit what to see this go further. The merger saga has only just begun.

>>596548

I can see a lock down. But people must have backup upon backups of Chris cocks. If they do nuke his history I'm sure the next big hobby will be digital archeology of Chris. Going through old archives and chan threads peacing it all together.

>>596584

Don't rely on cwcki, if what anon said comes true and foxdick tries to wipe the cocks from the internet their first target will be the cwcki and it will be relatively easy for them.

>>596617

That's why you archive.

>>596617

When I first got I to Chris 2 years ago I used the Cwcki as my touchstone resource. Good for the basics, shit for the real stuff. I pretty much use /cow/ for my go to now when it comes to Chris.

>>596584

>He must spend a lot of time thinking about this wild shit.

What else does he have to do? He has plenty of time to just sit there and make up shit rather then work or take care of his dying mother.

>>596548

>the ki-wis will go into full lockdown and strive to erase as much information about Chris from the internet as they possibly can

Why is there so much fretting about this? Why do you think anything would be erased? I mean, I know there's bad blood between here and KF, but is there more to it than that?

>>596657

>I used the Cwcki as my touchstone resource. Good for the basics, shit for the real stuff.

How would you improve it?

>>596572

Very good points. Another factor is that, as the only one of his kind, all efforts were focusedo n him. So while it's true that obsession with Chris game rise to the concept of lolcows, not only do all the factors you listed prevent there from being another Chris, there's also the fact that peoples' obsessions are spread too thinly across too many lolcows.

>>596845

>Why is there so much fretting about this? Why do you think anything would be erased? I mean, I know there's bad blood between here and KF, but is there more to it than that?

(Ctrl+Fs poster ID)

Nice try, you gaslighting ki-wifag.

>>596908

They're clinging onto shits like everyone at SjwMarvel and Wu. I can see someone cling onto Chris.

>>596908

>Meh, unless tranny groups decide to use chris for political reasons (which they wont, ever, because he's too fucking gross, offensive and pathetic so it would tarnish their image to defend him) the foxdicks have nothing to fear. Unless the megan shooting actually happens he's just gonna become a deranged hobo and disappear.

>Nobody will care, not even the cops

After his death, people will find it easier to publicize his story and offer their opinions. Videos like PewDiePie's and Through The Rabbit Hole's may stop being outliers. It'd just take one spark.

>>596617

Wayback machine will have copies and there is always the documentaries on youtube.

>>596899

There were other lolcows before Chris. Chris is just the pop culture lolcow.

>>596901

lol. How am I gaslighting anything?

>>596915

Chris, depending on how you define the term, either defined or redefined the meaning of 'lolcow'. All lolcows since him have, to some degree or other, been attempts at chasing the fat shitty dragon that is Chris.

>>596845

>How would you improve it?

Besides more people putting down Ligit info. Bit much. It's a wiki so has limitations such as editors who choose the cocks, time it takes to approve changes and new Pages, and it is a secondary Source.

Like a said good to start out but it lacks when you start digging in for real.

>>596915

Some of those documentaries have been removed because of a few assholes shouting "bullying" when the videos in question were for the most part fair and impartial. If YouTube had a whole farm of assholes shouting for all of them to be taken down don't think for a second that it wouldn't happen.

>>597504

The saddest thing about that picture is that only men dress feminine these days. Any time you see a cute outfit on a porn site you know there's a dick under it.

>>597514

I don't know what planet you're from, but it's a shitty one.

>>597504

He has big ass feet. What is he a size 13? Very feminine

>>597701

Dankula had a pretty enlightening and entertaining conversation with him regarding the dimensional rift as well. Don't see it in the thread so I'll go ahead and repost it.

>>597703

Forgot to say, it's from June but maybe some people haven't seen it.

>>597699

I find it amusing he doesn't even attempt to pick any remotely feminine looking shoes. I mean it's not like he has to wear high heels (though it would be even better to see him stumble).

>>593027

>anthro

Get better taste, faggot.

>>597504

I dont get it. What is he cosplaying as? A tranny Velma?

>>589007

Hernan Fegelet is surprisingly well drawn by his standards, honestly that is probably the best frontal shot I've seen. I want to believe it's not traced.

Realtalk how do i acquire these pathetic peons who give me money?

>>598034

First you fuck your playstation…

>>598034

Publicly humiliate yourself on the internet over the course of 10 years then maybe you can get pity bux. I think a lot of other cows think that that because they're tards and act stupid that entitles them to gibs. Who knows? I don't really care because I'm not the one giving them money.

>>596912

>SjwMarvel and Wu.

But see they are functional, get it? first off nobody in the industry wants to piss off marvel's sjwankers because they might get blacklisted. As for the mr.wu fucker still got money and manages to pretend to have his shit together. In comparison chris is an uber loser, there are plenty of trannies who are a complete mess, riddled with aids and addicted to meth but you dont see the lgbtwtfbbq faggot squad defending them, they dont give a shit

>>596913

>After his death, people will find it easier to publicize his story and offer their opinions.

Maybe but its a stretch given all the ridiculous shit chris has uploaded

>>597999

Chrissy has come a long way. He even likes pickles now too.

>>593404

I can't wait until the mental institution saga!

>>598362

How we gonna get any info from within the nut house tho?

>>598378

He could still get visitors.

>>598387

Isnt it family only? how the foxdicks gonna get in?

>>598391

And he went to like a real costume contest looking like that? Dresses as some obscure cartoon character from the 80s? Hes not gonna win then get all pissy (maybe mace someone) then throw a tantrum on twatter

>>598455

Not to mention how extremely low effort it is.

>Can't even get a brown leather belt

>Uses a fucking hoodie as a makeshift cape

>Skirt is a different red

>Didn't even get some cheap 1-2 day lasting red hair spray

>Is a fat man and not a slender loli

>>598455

>Hes not gonna win then get all pissy (maybe mace someone) then throw a tantrum on twatter

And thats bad because…?

>>598468

I didn't say him freaking out would be a bad thing, just making my prediction.

yeah its really shit that foxdicks are all "CHRIS IS OUR LOLCOW ONLY WE CAN TROLL HIM" because anyone and everyone should be allowed to troll Chris, he poops himself!

>>597521

Yes, it's the same one you're on full of trannies.

>>598390

With the way this shit goes someone will get hired and sneak a camera in to take pictures. Don't underestimate Chris's stalkers.

>>598591

What happened to chris shitting himself when he gets nervous? Did that stop?

>>598594

Trannies are like less than 1% of the population (clinical ones and self-reported snowflakes alike), they're just extremely loud online. Also Chris is as feminine as he's slender.

>>598032

I think the only way that would happen is if you paid Chris money. Post-hooker Chris is a real Jew.

>>578880

underrated post

>>599070

Yeah I know some group of stoners are fucking with Chris right now, further influencing his delusions. Really don't know why they aren't being gang-raped by Null and his foxdicks cuz he was pretty pissed off about Ideas Guy and seemingly dedicated on normalizing Chris's life a few months ago

The ki-wis are stuck in a bizarre situation. On one hand, they are addicted to Chris and cannot handle Chris doing dumb things with their knowing about them. On the other hand, they feel incredibly guilty about what's been done to Chris over the years. The Idea Guys have proved that the trolling of Chris will never end - and worsened things by showing just how far you can go with Chris. On top of all this is the rationalization that Chris loves people indulging in his fantasies and would have no life whatsoever without them.

Combine all these and you get their grand plan - gradually close ranks and become the sole owners of, and interactors with, Chris. They believe it will solve all their problems - Chris is protected from trolls, Chris gets to continue to live in fantasy, and the con-tent will keep flowing for the rest of his life.

>>593404

>So Chris finally lost his grip on reality?

>It happened a while ago, we are just seeing it go full bloom

There are still people who think Chris is just playing along. In my opinion, they're in denial - and who the fuck can blame them?

Chris is the Roko's Basilisk of real life - once you find out, you'll wish for the rest of your life that you hadn't.

>>599637

I can see that falling apart. The resources needed to keep him away from the hungry troll base is a lot and constant. One laps in judgement or effort and we the next idea guy.

Also chris is kind of unpredictable as fuck right now. He has his day to day habits but his mental state is wayyy off. That willl trickle into his actions soon enough.

Kiweefags are gonna lose. And we will enjoy it.

>>599682

>And we will enjoy it.

Only if they let us see it. I can see things getting increasingly private, until the effort needed to get an inside look will be as ridiculous as the effort they're putting in to keep us out.

>>596943

>It's a wiki so has limitations such as editors who choose the cocks, time it takes to approve changes and new Pages, and it is a secondary Source.

There's actually very little red tape involved with editing the CWCki. You could add in information or make articles without needing to consult anyone first.

>>599679

Mike… fuck off.

>>597434

After what's happened, and footage weens and faggots like Harry Patridge and Larry Bundy probably kept for "Christory rep" this ending will never happen. foxdick will probably go out of their way to bride, threaten, or harass anyone with evidence and footage, but that would only give them more grief if shit hits the fan when Chris dies.

>>598163

I wouldn't call Wu and SjwMarvel functional. Damn near everyone at SjwMarvel is a sociopath that will hurt anyone. Even Sjws are kind of losing respect for Wu out of shit bags like Dobson and Wheaton (reminder Wheaton encouraged his fans to rig the election for Wu).

>>599682

It's already trickling into his actions at conventions. If Chris wasn't banned at every social gathering around him he would be making constant cocks. But it's hard to be a fuck up in public if you're banned from every where.

>>596044

>>600517

pic didnt post

>>600354

>Emmanuelle

Please tell me Chris is worshiping the star of one of the longest running softcore porn series' to ever exist.

>>600758

Stop being a faggot. In no reality will Chris ever be attractive. You must have unbelievably low standards. Please neck yourself promptly.

>>601063

Holy fuck, one's down for the count already. At least the vet bill will be cheaper:^)

<Tweet

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1058492759324057600

http://archive.is/Gaka2

>>601300

What the fuck?

Didn't Null move to Australia or NZ? I forgot which one. I seriously doubt someone would willingly move TO Russia.

Null, The Craptain and Marvin took over and became ideafag 2.0 after realizing nobody's ever going to help Chris.

>>601407

I also managed to archive it before it very quickly got deleted.

http://archive.is/Gaka2

Apparently the foxdicks have confirmed that Chris only has only enough dose of medicine for 1 kitten and is using it all for all the kittens. Now none of them will get better.

But yo, if people start reporting the dead cat tweet to paypig, then hopefully we can sink his account

>>601300

is that really a cat?

it looks like a rabbit judging by the front teeth and all

>>601481

It's a prop from Legion, see

>>601346

Incase it hasn't already been mentioned or you retards think its real, someone on KF already mentioned that the dead cat is from a horror film.

>>602126

Which confirms beyond a shadow of a doubt that Chris is being controlled by another idea cunt.

>>601346

Okay who the fuck's this "Sonichu official merchandise" account? Is it Null?

Like it's weird that the account dates back to 2012 but was unused for years which mildly suggests otherwise but I have no idea who else it could be. The fact that they are glib with Chris but also want to sell shit is really eyebrow raising.

>>589400

imagine doing this for a laugh an buying into sonchu heaven, then waking up in a hell where satan is a fat autistic tranny and its deformed half hedgehog half pone transgender creations are just flying around trying to rape a baby into you just to fuck your offspring. this is the realm christ has created, silent hill would be a far better fate

>>601448

>>601407

>>601473

I know it's stupid to ask, but there's no way to report Chris to any animal rights/pet-related stuff, huh? He shouldn't be taking in any animals in whether or not the dead kitten thing is real because he can't take care of animals at all. I remember some old tv show where the police or some groups had to take action with a guy who had a lot of dogs or some other animals, and there were concerns how he had them.

>>602835

This is the most disturbing thing about Chris. He doesn't care if he hurts anyone or anything, as long as he gets what he wants. Animals are just props to him. I really can't put it past Chris if he actually killed that kitten because he was known to run over snakes on the road.

>>602276

Just because the account dates back to 2012 doesnt mean it's always been a sonichu account. Someone easily could've deleted all the tweets and changed the handle to make it look old.

What's the date of the earliest tweet?

>>598594

>With the way this shit goes someone will get hired and sneak a camera in to take pictures. Don't underestimate Chris's stalkers.

That shit is too advanced for these idiots, they will probably just bribe an orderly. Given the shithole-tier place chris is likely to end in it will be cheaper that way.

>>598709

Not just that but for some fucking reason the media masturbates to them daily

>>600125

Still functional, fuckers get paid, still get msm coverage, they dont get fired or shunned like most of their critics. Dont get me wrong mr.wu is a piece of shit and a failure but he's still waaaaay better off than chris in almost every way. Same with the sjwmarvel cunts who are still for some crazy reason not just employed there but still in charge, because fuck logic.

>>600758

Nigger please…

>>602899

He's a sociopath

>>602899

Do snakes often find themselves on the middle of country roads in Virginia? Im from the UK and find such a thought quite unimaginable, I could have imagined it in Arizona or New Mexico but not on the east coast of the US

>>602899

Snakes aren't the same as kittens. We have a much stronger affinity for mammals than we do reptiles.

>>603245

Chris watched a marvel movie and played computer games about dimensions merging so now he posts about it on Twitter is more accurate.

>>603123

October of this year.

Now this doesn't rule out Josh - it still could be him - but I was under the impression that he gave up on Chris and moved to just being a youtube shill because he coulden't properly get people to interview chris for cash or for him to do commissions (and get a cut of everything sold)

And yeah, if you're wondering why Josh gave a shit about Chris a few months back it's because he thought he could monotize Chris as well as stick his hand in the drama by hopefully getting Joshua Wise arrested by the FBI and shit.

Chris-chan is a loser.

Does Chris still have his penis?

>>603150

water mocassins will fuck you up they have hershey kisses on them

>>604189

I meant copperhead

>>604176

You don't want the answer to that question, but here it is anyways.

no

And NO I am not going to post it. I don't even have it saved.

>>602899

Why are barely functioning autists allowed to drive?

>>604500

Because some retard decided it was a good idea to let the mongoloids live among the normal people. They thought living among the normies would make them be less retarded some how. Turns out it shits his pants and does nothing of the sort and just puts others in danger.

Who saw that coming?

>>604297

Aaand how did the courts, lawyer, doctors, and therapists conclude that Chris isn't a danger to himself or others? I just want to see the line of reasoning(if the is one).

>>604721

Lazyness. They do not look into him in any serious way. He can tell his therapist any kind of lie while they look at their wristwatch. The courts are just pushing him through like lots of other fucked in the heads individual.

In the end the failure is that the system is soulless and is overburdened. Chris can litterly slip through the cracks and they will not notice until someone reports a crime or he gets violent.

>>604721

As someone with a therapist, it's only effective if you take it seriously. We won't ever know what he's telling his shrink but if it's just mild stuff he tells his girlfriends like what he ate or his thoughts on video games then they'll just shrug and be friendly because that's their job.

Now if he's actively talking about how sonichus are real and that dimensions are merging? That'll be another story, but even then a trained professional has to keep trust going in order for them to be effective - if they just say "Sonichus arn't real, Chris" then that trust will be broken and any advice they give - even if it's good advice - is going to be lost.

But he is seeing one on account of the captain IIRC, right? The Captain is a bit of a lolcow if I'm going to be honest

>>604674

That's a thing about 'murrica I will never understand. I loved tard greentext stories back in the day but still can't comprehend why people would allow tards to "study" with regular kids who want/need to learn.

>>604786

Have you seen how he dresses to therapy sessions? Obvious gender dysphoria holding stuffed animals with his medallion full center stage. I have no doubt that the subject of Sonichu is talked about. It would take a professional therapist maybe one hour to figure "this guy is nuts we should keep an eye on him" then any online research conducted after that would show that he is in fact a danger to himself and everyone around him.I don't know this for sure but isn't it common practice for therapists to keep tabs on their patient's social media?

>>604792

Agree. It's irresponsible. Regan was right to get rid of the old school asylums because they were shit holes but didnt replace them with anything really. He just thought that the problem was solved by trying to integrate them with the rest of the normies. That coupled with a system of law that is constantly lenient on retards who commit violent crimes equals a bunch of bullshit.

>>600815

You're acting like I said he would be a stud, ignoring his personality he wouldn't be a fugly mother fucker but a solid average…least if you applied what I said.

>>604841

im sorry but what youre failing to understand is this same therapist is going to see lots of people that although have a better foot in reality are seemingly far more dangerous. Cletus the paranoid redneck that beat up his neighbor at some point for example. the system is overworked as hell as >>604725 said. Chris comes off as crazy and goofy but not dangerous per se.

>>604841

Closing the asylums really was a huge problem for this country. Especially when some people that would normally be patients there got into politics.

Accidentally posed early, polite sage.

>>604860

yes this. Rollin' in trollin' chris + keeping the sonichu shit on the inside means chris could have netted a 5/10 girl and actually be happy maybe

>>604297

>>604297

Fake news. Chris still has his dick the only mutilation he's undergone is slicing up his chode.

Chris is allegedly taking hormones but he hasn't done the surgery yet. We all know that if he had done it by now there would be tons of pictures because Chris can't shut up about anything and he incapable of discretion.

>>604674

>>604500

They passed the license exam when they needed to and that's all that's required.

>>604792

It's all by design, they want the education system to be increasingly poor and ineffective in their strive for "equality" read: making everyone but the elite equally poor and stupidand "diversity". You know the saying "never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity"? Throw it out, it's bullshit.

>>604976

90% sure that he was pretending or something of the like. I don't think its schitzoprhenia, just wishful thinking at this point. Kinda like how tumblr otherkisn will "believe" that they are otherkin of their favorite anime characters, claim they are schitzo and shit while deep down they know they are not.

Note that Chis just gets huffy and tells you to open your mind when you tell him sonichus arnt real suggesting the tiniest bit of doubt he has as opposed to offering some type of proof, evidence or even logic that sonichus are real

Oh, and note at the time he said "I pretended to talk to sonichu" rather then "I talked to sonichu"

>>604841

Aye, no I didn't. I'm going to assume that the therapist is taking him dead serious however a downside of talk-therapy is that it can take a long time to both build up trust and become effective. The kicker is that despite this, talk therapy is also the most effective and as such is the most practiced.

>>605014

There's no way of telling what Chris believes and what is Chris's imagination. He's got an entire squad of internet chumps who will play imaginary games with him.

>be chris

>steal three kittens from their mother

>hold them ransom on twitter

>get lods of emone in donations and free meds

>captain finds home for one of the kittens and is trying to find someone else to pick up another one

>will likely sell the meds on ebay later

Ever since Captain took over and started helpng Chris, Chris has been doing some really weird shit like cashing in on his autism and "fame"

Before Captain, Chris never sold snorlax plushies autographed by Barb and empty fanta cans on Ebay.

Are they in this together trying to scam retards who're dumb enough to throw money at Chris?

>>605266

Oh I've had people closer to the inside tell me that Josh isn't getting a cut of the sales or anything but it's still up to speculation.

I just finished Chris Chan A Comprehensive History. Are there any good videos/documentaries about the events after 2009?

>>606345

I wanna know what foxdick faggot reported those videos as being offensive or bullying. This is what anon was talking about when he said fockdickfuckers will try to purge anyone portraying chris in a negative light from the internet by any means necessary.

>>606371

Why do you think it was a foxdick? If they really wanted to purge anyone portraying chris in a negative light, wouldn't they have shut down the CWC subforum on their site?

It was probably just someone who thought the videos were cyberbullying or wanted to white-knight for Chris. Similar thing happened a while back when the CWCki's YouTube account got nuked because some fool spammed YouTube with cyberbullying reports.

>>606588

(Ctrl-Fs your ID)

Hi, foxdick. I'm starting to see a pattern here.

>What's the alternative?

>your conspiracy theory that KF is somehow censoring info on CWC

>How so?

>Why is there so much fretting about this? Why do you think anything would be erased? I mean, >I know there's bad blood between here and KF, but is there more to it than that?

>How would you improve it?

>lol. How am I gaslighting anything?

>Why do you think it was a foxdick? If they really wanted to purge anyone portraying chris in a negative light, wouldn't they have shut down the CWC subforum on their site?

The majority of your responses are questions. This is a gaslighting tactic - asking question after question like a child until your opponent runs out of answers and start doubting themselves.

>>606619

This

ATTENTION

d3bd42 IS A KF FAGGOT. HIDE AND IGNORE

>>576952

>8ch is a place for srs discussion

>>574147

Uhm, anon…

What do you think?