/cow/ - Lolcows

>>625621

5 hours left

>>625629

Someone should call Chris and convince him that in order for the merge to happen, Barb needs to be removed from the Chandler household permanently.

>>625592

>>625629

Chris hasn't specified when the merge will happen, just that it'll happen before 2018 ends.

http://archive.is/QKq44

So still a ways to go.

>>625763

I thought the merge was supposed to happen on the condition that megan and Chris touch nintendos. If that's the case, than megan is being selfish by staying away from Chris and denying us paradise. Chris needs to go to her house after court and plead his case so we can leave this shitty dimension already.

>>625763

You're the same foxdick faggot from the last thread. Go fuck off.

>>625785

It's easier to propagate a group-think mentality if the people with the 'correct' opinion gets a bunch of silly stickers signalling to everyone else that their post is the most socially accepted one in said community.

Those in the majority will then continue to promote each other in a circlejerk and alienate everyone that doesn't agree through aggressive downvoting and dog piling. Once this has taken a hold, some few 'alpha' users will have emerged with which everyone has to agree with or suffer the consequences.

It's harder to copy this behaviour (even though you could say that there's somewhat of a distinct imageboard culture) if people can't automatically identify the users they usually agree with in order to throw them a like just for the sake of keeping the circlejerk going. Arguments in anonymous places stand on their own merit and people will get called fags or receive praise depending on the cocks rather than their name and popularity within the community.

>>625796

I mean, this specific situation on Foxdick seems to have happened because some of these 'alpha' or 'power users' decided that it was wrong to 'mercilessly' mess with Chris. And everyone that didn't wish to get alienated either conformed or left.

>>625796

So the worst aspects of 10bux and speddit. Who could've seen this turn into a shitshow?

>>625805

More and more I'm convinced that the "don't fuck with Chris" rule is more gatekeeping and less actually trying to make Chris's last moments in a proper house comfortable. Same goes with the whole "Don't Fuck with lolcows" rule. I mean you do that and yet you plaster not only their dox but the dox of anyone connected to them. Reminds me of head shops putting up signs not to refer to bongs as bongs but "water pipes". Pure CYA.

>>625809

>More and more I'm convinced that the "don't fuck with Chris" rule is more gatekeeping and less actually trying to make Chris's last moments in a proper house comfortable

Yeah I can see that, they're the puppetmasters and no one else is allowed to control Chris in a way they disagree with.

>Same goes with the whole "Don't Fuck with lolcows" rule. I mean you do that and yet you plaster not only their dox but the dox of anyone connected to them.

"You just don't get it, silly anon. We're merely documenting their behaviour."

Yeah fuck that, you could think that it's an empty rule that isn't enforced just so that Josh can easier save face and pretend he's unaware of what goes on at the forums in case someone makes credible threats of involving the law. But that doesn't seem to be the case since the rule is actually selectively enforced (from what I've heard, have at most only glanced at the site)

>less than fifteen minutes

Hype

>>625827

Someone makes an ass of themselves? Doxing is just the wages paid out to them for their stupidity. Doxing their aunt or grandpa? Only purpose I can see for that is to harass them.

>>625870

Depends on why you're doing it in the first place, if you do it for the purpose of 'social justice' (for lack of a better word) to people that you deem to 'deserve it' then sure.

But if you do it because it's funny to see retarded people sperg out and spiral out of control even further you could argue that doxing family members is just part of that. Do those family members 'deserve it'? Maybe not. Will it escalate the situation and make it more of an entertaining shitshow to watch? Probably.

Nothing happened. Time to rub it in?

>>625893

Fair enough. I have a lot more respect for people who openly say they do things like that for shits and giggles. People who claim to do it for a cause are liars.

>>626153

Never forget

CUT DOWN THE INTERNET

>>626004

you didnt feel that?

srsly?

>>626247

I just pray I didn't make it. Holy shit I wouldn't be under chrissys authority.

>>626248

>>626248

>be under chrissys authority

not yet

i think well have to wait till after the court appearence

chris will assert his dominance and all of his OCs will bust into the courtroom, beheading all the kike lawyers and judges, then his dick will turn into a nintendo or whatever and we all live happily ever after

>>626247

Naw, meng. The sheer Schadenfreude overwhelms me half the time. He reeked disappointment, I was too busy laughing at the Internet Lumberjack

Imagine being so demented that you actually think your shit-tier OC are going to become real and make you the ruler of the world.

>>626508

wtf is he talking about with CPUs?

i cant make heads or tails of his schizophrenic retardations

what happened? it seemed like things had been looking up for chris as much as is possible for him for a moment there. now he suddenly develops full blown schizophrenia late in his 30s? what did i miss? some sort of traumatic event?

not gonna lie, im honestly worried hes gonna kill himself or do something legendarily retarded either tonight or tomorrow. when he realizes the merge isnt gonna happen and they gotta go to court tomorrow, hes liable to snap.

>>626517

He got trolled hard into believing Neptunia characters (Based on game consoles) were invading CWCVille. Also that he had a Goddess living inside him, and lots of other crazy shit (Well moreso than normal). They even went so far as sending him doctored audio clips to make him think the CPUs were in the 'real' world. He finally realized he was being lied to but he still couldn't recover reality it seems.

Also a lot of the more recent trolls like BlueSpike and Idea Guy have just been pure sadists seeing an easy victim. Some have extorted money and tried to get him to hurt himself.

I'm really expecting a train wreck soon, since he has the perfect storm of problems:

> Actual legal issues

> Upcoming money/housing issues when Barb dies

> Legit psychos trying to erode his mental state further

> Unwarranted fame and attention, feeding his delusions of importance

> The inability to accept fault or criticism

> Being in so deep that there's no alternative. He can admit he's a middle-aged super-loser with no real hope – or he can construct crazy fantasy scenarios where he's the most important person to live and all the 'bad' things in his life get corrected. We all know which direction he's headed.

>They even went so far as sending him doctored audio clips to make him think the CPUs were in the 'real' world.

yea hes gonna kill himself tbh

maybe do something retarded because hes some neptunia character?? or whatever

not what i would like to see, but i cant see him coming back to reality

why would he?

his life is imploding

hes gonna snap, go out in a blaze of autism or kill himself, and that will be it. or likely jail or something

out out brief candle etc…

now that i think about it though, suicide by megan would be the most chris way to go

>>626153

He had multiple children and he abandoned them. Bob wasn't a good guy.

>>626606

There's likely people fucking with her constantly.

>>626614

>Bob wasn't a good guy

> her

Wrong twice

Try again

>>626648

I'm pretty sure 626614 was talking about people harassing Megan not Chris as a tranny. Wrongly calling out people for being wrong is just…wrong.

>>626606

>whole 18 yards

Ah a new CWCism. God dammit I cringed at this. The schitzo insanity is really on show here.

>>626606

>>626648

that was about meagan. she is (rightfully) tired of being part of this huge clusterfuck. Also he's right about Bob. Bob was not a great dad but that doesn't meant he deserved CWC.

>>626774

Yes twisting a normal idiom into something dumb ('idiot-m'?) is du jour for CWCisms. The best part of the CWCki is the CWCism dictionary, its a real masterwork.

I'm beginning to increasingly wonder if Chris even bothered showing up to his court case?

Like he clearly lives in imagination land and thinks all the people he don't like won't ascend like him and will die

>>626247

I was secretly hoping Chris was right. But I guess I'm not a spider girl.

>>626883

I don't know about the one with a case today. The one that sued him with a court date in December, Midland, rarely brings people to trial. They'd lose money if they did that. They buy old debt for pennies, file lawsuits and something like 65% or all defendants default and don't show up. The 35% that do are instead offered "one last chance" to make a delinquent payment, roll the old debt into a new contract and dismiss the case.

In the past, the Chandlers seem to have done the latter - Chris whines to the internet for money or, worse, takes out another payday loan to scrape up enough money for what seems like a "settlement" but in reality is just a new deal extending the terms of the loan. CWC brand debt is so worthless that collecting 5% of the amount will put them above break even.

Both of these seem to be for credit card debt btw.

>>627114

And yet he's still handling his finances better than null

>>626745

>doesn't meant he deserved CWC

no one did

the world wasnt and still isnt ready for an autistic singularity like chris

>>627307

That's fucking wonderful.

>>627394

>Josh implying the rest of KF is full of academics and philosophers instead of other sorts of mongs

He keeps threatening to shut that board down and has for years now. Do it faggot. Oh wait, that might send a few people to Glaive's site and Josh can't have competition! Its not like his site's traffic has effectively flatlined in the last year or so even with Jim and Pewdiepie giving him shout outs. Oh wait: https://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/foxdickfarms.net

Obviously, change foxdick to k iwi in the url

>>626964

CWC is one felony assault from prison

This guy gets it. Chris is a violent and dangerous schitzo and with the date passing we might be looking at a powder keg.

inb4 chris apologists from KF

>>627542

>Chris is a violent and dangerous schitzo and with the date passing we might be looking at a powder keg

Chris is too big a pussy to ever do anything violent or seriously confrontational. Look at what happened when he got booted from a convention, he literally curled up in a ball and cried.

>>627550

No, you say this. But you gotta understand that chris will one day see someone as an insurmountable roadblock to his Merge. And knowing chris this will come rapidly and directed towards someone random (that rap contest really showcases his pettiness)

My point is he's a ticking timebomb.

>>627550

Cowards are dangerous and unstable cowards even more so. One easy path to mayhem would be if someone convincingly threatened his beloved something right then and there. Chrissy's actual mental condition isn't that familiar to me, so I can't sculpt a more detailed ruse, but he will respond violently if properly provoked. He has done that before in many many ways and if his personal shit goes down bad a violent tantrum will happen.

The convention meltdown probably was due to his autism and the general atmosphere of a convention where there are sensory stimuli in abundance, which can be overwhelming for a tist by itself and guaranteed to overwhelm when the tismus realizes his fault and has to process that while also bombarded by the atmosphere.

>>627568

This. He broke down cause he was caught off guard. The attack on gamestop was calculated and planned. Thats what I fear, his delusions will invoke an elaborate conspiracy and he'll kill one of his old enemies. Or someone not yet known. Chris lives in the south it wouldnt be far fetched for him to do something stupid and getting himself shot by a homeowner or cop.

>>627575

>>626604

was the most beautiful thing I read today

>>627580

I agree 100%, I forgot about this point. Yes, if he attempts to contact meagan she will blow him away. And ya know what? If this happens we need to decide right here and right now.

We gotta support her. I assume she'll be legally fine but still. I dont want Josh and Friends trying to ruin her life.

>>627584

there's some subtle poetry in

>suicide by megan would be the most chris way to go

It even tastes good to say it

>>627307

we can only hope that chris finds a way to livestream it

it just wouldnt be right, him dying off screen like that

>>627542

thats what ive been saying.

especially with his new schizo goddess complex, it seems more likely than ever.

i really shudder to think what they do to transexual schizo retards in prison.

not what i would wanna see for chris, but its more likely than ever

>>627580

>>627592

<3

i been tryin to channel my prose lately

good to see its working

>be me

>Dimensional merge inbound

>look to what I have made

>only thing of note is a Star Wars RPG charecter I played a few years back

>Literally a retarted cat-monkey alien that ran with a group of violent drug dealers

>beloved so much the gang kept cloning him if he got killed even though he was useless

I'm ok with this

>>627604

my old HD got toasted, so it would be nice to have my old OCs come to life, if only so i could back em up again

>>627605

>most people who believe in "CPU Gods" and dimensional merges wind up in jail, in the loony bin or heavily medicated zombies.

ime most retarded schizos end up homeless and addicted to drugs on the street

the "lucky" ones get institutionalized, but idk if i could say its most of em

>>627621

> or heavily medicated zombies

>>627632

oh i thought you meant in a loony bin

most schizos i know are into heroin or crack and sleep outside

Chris is like a Jungian archetype of actively collecting things and habits that will make one go wrong and in addition the aggressive opposing of ridding any worthless baggage. Now I don't know exactly how radical part autism, bullying or his parents played in this, but they do all contribute. Though not so much that he was helpless and unable to better himself. Autism alone can't be the root, it's his ego more likely. Chris isn't a robot and I'm certain he came across loads and loads of healthy examples. Specifically healthy masculine examples, but in his lazy pride he's afraid of the pain of self improvement and turned to hate anyone who is healthy and good. He instead has chosen to increase his fervor in self deceiving, denial and projection. After the tomgirl stuff he hasn't been human anymore in my eyes, just a collection of petty lies bottled in his disgusting blob of a body. I'm not cruel enough to believe he was born to be that way.

>>627656

Yeah, and they oddly only get psychiatric drugs when they're in lock-up.

>>627394

Null throws a temper tantrum when abandoned commitments interfere with his immediate ones. How dare Chris' use of a sick kitten for begging on the internet get in the way of Null's retarded broadcasting "career"? Don't you understand that Dick Masterson kinda doesn't hate Null? that Weev finds him a useful idiot? This is the most social interaction Null has had outside of his autism circlejerk since junior high school.

>>627703

>>627394

I avow any action that fucks with Josh.

>>627394

What a stupid motherfucker Null is.

>YOU MADE ME DO THIS MOM, YOU ALWAYS ASKING FOR FOOD AND STUFF LIKE THAT!

>GODDAMNIT, STOP LOOKING AT ME SO SEDUCTIVELY, BARBARA CHANDLER!

>TED BUNDY TOLD ME TO DO IT, HE IS HALF SONICHU LIKE ME

Threadly Reminder that KF members are actively posting in CWC threads here on /cow/

Has Chris thought of doing unboxing videos for shit people send him? If he wasn't a tard he could easily run a channel of "Send me shit and I'll open it". His dumb reactions and lolcow status would earn him some shekels and he gets more dumb shit. Some would send him toys, some would send him dildos. It's win win for him.

>>627590

>Does he have any chance of besting the score of cow related?

Beating Randy Stair high score shouldn’t be that hard.

>>628353

>4K to fix

That's the cost of a full engine rebuild wtf? He must have simply not replaced the oil.

I just realized someone could convince chris to cause a massacre because since he was fucking convinced that the universe will merge or some gay shit then he can also be convinced that's what required for the universe bullshit to happen

Let's hope that doesn't happen so we don't get a fat randy stair shooting up the gamestore he was banned from

>>628675

Chris isn't easy to provoke into violence that way. He's got that hippy christian bullshit mentality no matter what you do.

>>628675

Yeah, great idea

He could use Bobs collection of assault rifles from back when he was in the Klan.

>>627575

>The attack on gamestop was calculated and planned.

lol I hope that's sarcastic, the "Don't call anybody" incident is as fight-or-flight panic shit as you can get

>>628688

Worlds first tranny shooter

>>628685

Let's be honest, its possible if someone somehow convinces him that pulling a randy stair is another way for the universe's to merge

>>628449

>You mean a household of two people who don't have jobs and one who has terrifying dementia and the other is CWC is reduced to just one car?

EXACTLY.

Chris shouldn't be stressing this beyond having to pay off a car that he's trashed beyond functionality but since he thinks he's a goddess he'll probably immediately get a car as soon as he can afford it.

In all honesty if Chris sucks this bad at car care the minivan can't be far behind.

>>628414

>didnt replace the oil

I doubt he did any maintenance at all and just assumed his sonichu memorabilia would prevent anything negative from happening

>>628999

Winter is hell on a minivan due to its shit p/w, good chance next spring he'll be car-less and even deeper in the hole. CWC 2019 might be end game at this rate.

>>629046

what the hell is that video. some aspie is sad cause he has two chairs in his room but no gf for the second one?

>>629075

It's Brittany 'le Goblina' Venti's ex-boyfriend having a meltdown because he realized he put his dick in crazy.

>>629075

its me rn tbh fam

I went back to "MY CAR IS HEATING UP WORSE!!!!" And after hearing Chris attest to "Just having put Oil in the tank" in starting to consider he may have literally just have emptied an entire fucking bottle of engine oil in the car and gunked it up and destroyed it

>>629172

He posts here anon so check the Brittany thread for the guy threatening to have his mommy sue his ex-goblina.

Apparently he's doing a shrek collab now too: https://youtu.be/CB5ib4ouxes?t=55

I'm actually curious WTF his part will look like.

>>629496

An excerpt from his part is shown immediately before his 'name'.

Getting him was a fucking coup. They also got Unkle Joe, Michael Cusack (the Bushworld Adventures guy), SilvaGunner, Mowtendoo (Blend W, Weed La Weed, the Monty on the Run Autism video), KC Green (not in trailer) and fucking Ratboy Genius. So basically they got the internet.

I don't care what yall have to say about it but I was extremely disappointed in the fact that Chris announcing he going to be a hooker was a troll. I would kill to be able to watch a video of Chris gagging on a thick cock and taking a load on his face while he sticks his tongue out. That shit would make me cum instantly.

>>629135

wow their place is filthy

After a long and stressful day, there's quite nothing like coming home and keeping up with CWC. This man will never cease to entertain me.

>>630865

Sometimes when I'm bored I'll go to the CWCki and start reading random articles. I've been following Chris for years and I'm still surprised by some of the shit he's done that I haven't uncovered yet.

>>629135

more like she put crazy in her dick

>>630865

Same here. A daily catchup on the crazy is a good thing. Keeps me sane.

>>631120

>>630865

This. Its a reminder that my small incremental improvements to myself as a person are not in vain. I could be falling into the infinite abyss like CWC

Well seemingly infinite, I think he is truly about to hit rock bottom.

>>631650

>This. Its a reminder that my small incremental improvements to myself as a person are not in vain. I could be falling into the infinite abyss like CWC

If there was any kind of lesson to the CWC story, it would be this.

>>632338

Chris is an honorary jew because he scams people out of money all the time.

Keep in mind that this carpet is about two years old.

>>632695

Is it possible that Chris and Barbara are really out of food and they are taking in cats and dogs to supplement their diet?

>>632713

>>632399

Chris acting like a chink makes more sense considering the chunks make Jews look like niggers with money.

*chunks

Fucking autocorrect

chinks. I fucking hate phoneposting

>>632713

Unlikely. Slaughtering any mammal for consumption is not easy. Chris would likely in the event of facing legitimate starvation would be sooner apt to attempt stealing a jar of peanut butter

>>632921

Would Chris be able to get away with petty theft like that? Or would he walk past the security guard with a cereal box sticking out of his stomach?

>>626606

>but obviously doesn't give a shit how others feel.

Doesnt suprises me chris went full troon since most trannies are exactly like this and dont give a shit about what their larping does to their family and friends. Just look at mr.wu.

>>626646

I'm surprised its even still online

>>632964

How new are you? Chris has never cared how other people feel. He has no self awareness.

>>633048

The climax of an arc. I'm waiting for what he does tomorrow.

>>632338

wheres the funny part then?

all i see in that that thread is faggots moralfagging about some twitch cunt getting paid. like its the first time thats ever happened

hack her twitch if youre so upset, but i still fail to see how it would bring any julay. if you wanna put a stop to it for whatever personal or moral reason, the best way would be to simultaneously attack her idiot orbiter base, and her channel itself. because if theres still retards willing to pay that mutt money, then shell just make another channel and the cycle will repeat

anyways, the only thing i found remotely lulzy were those vocaroos of that one whiny bitch throwing a temper tantrum, and that one vid of him sobbing uncontrollably underneath a desk. chalk it up to a difference in taste i guess

sage for offtopic

>>633048

>>633087

i dont like the sound of this

rolling for suicide by meagan

>>632937

Well this is CWC. He would attempt thievery before eating cats. Either way he'll fail at it. Like he does with everything. Im wondering if his priors would get him serious troubled if he got arrested for theft.

>>633048

Holy fuck its happening. I wonder what chris is going to do.

>>633048

Who is gonna get killed, anons?

>>633298

chris

>>633072

Nigguh my point is thats a factor on why he went troon, because most troons are sociopaths just like chris

>>633116

IIRC some retard gave ninja 65k on a stream. 65k to a dude, from another dude, who wasnt gay or anything btw.

This streamer meme has gone too far

>>633312

>65k

>This streamer meme has gone too far

i disagree

we need to go further

also

can you write off twitch whore donations on your taxes? maybe it was a tax strategy lmao

>>633340

Nah bitch went bankrupt, like 300,000 in debt iirc, even tried to ebeg since he did all that to get some internet point and get streamers to "like" him.

Its like those retarded rich arab kids giving money to twitch whores……..tho you can sort of understand them since living in that backwards shithole they are desperate to just talk to a girl

>>633048

What will he do when literally nothing happens?

>>633458

weve been pondering this all thread my fren

were expecting turbulence

buckle up

>>633048

Hopefully suicide

>>633298

A murder/suicide with his mom?

>>633557

>>633559

rerolling for suicide by meagan

>>633590

>>633587

stop spamming faggot

>>633630

thats why i saged tho m8

>>633661

I'm hoping some crazy shit goes down but I'm sure he'll just declare the merge has been completed and ramble about CPUs more tomorrow

>merge in progress

Are we about to be tanged?

Thread theme:

>>633677

I think he must declare it a failure, how else can he rationalize nothing changing? He even talked about all the animals turning into Pokémon.

Are we going to experience an arc of next-level animal cruelty where he attempts to force his kittens into small balls?

>>633661

I'm really interested in what excuse he makes when nothing happens. Or will he honestly think he is now the ruler of the world and has cute animu girl powers?

>>633700

That would mean that Chris would have to face reality and prison

>>633700

if anyone can find a way, its chris

his entire life is a lie he told himself

reality for him right now is way too harsh

hes gonna burn up on re-entry

>>633702

He will use the same excuse as literally every doomsayer throughout history - it was a miscalculation.

>>633709

The same excuse won't work every time and prevent prison time

>>633709

Normally I'd agree, but Chris is a special kind of autistic. I'm kinda hoping he'll actually think he's the anime girl ruler of the world.

>>633753

>I'm kinda hoping he'll actually think he's the anime girl ruler of the world.

Me too, that would make for an amazing arc.

>>633785

never underestimate the power of a full blown schizophrenic episode

im no doc, but the guy is developing schizophrenia and its pretty hard to deny this. all signs point to his disconnect getting more severe as his life gets more fuckt

>>633837

I think what's happening are two things

First, Chris is regressing into fantasyland as a form of escapism. He knows time is thin for him but I mean if cartoon reality exists then things will be okay!

Secondly and more importantly, he's been smoking pot with some people telling Chris shit, like a new ideas guy. Knowing Chris, he's thinking the ideas he gets while high are actually real rather then nonsense that should be discarded when sober.

>>633842

>Smoking pot

Was he on Social security? Someone ought to report that shit.

After this court hearing reality will bite him in the ass, hard.

>>633859

Some people in the comments on his twitter threads are suggesting he skipped out on his court hearing.

Anyone got some information on this? It wouldn't surprise me, after all what does a minor thing like the court matter if our dimensions are merging.

>>633859

idgaf its all hearsay but remember that Chris has the mind of a child. If you had a child smoke a potent strain of pot, they may be too young to really "get" what being high is. I dont think he's fullblown schitzo (although he's getting up there) but I think he's playing pretend and Joshua Wise enabled the concept of playing sonichuland openly

Did anyone download that video he posted on twitter before it went down?

It was Chris masturbating on a body pillow whilst singing All Star.

>>634017

This was the original tweet link before the video and then the tweet got deleted:

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1064312955364237313

Not seeing any reupload anywhere else

>>634027

That's it thanks.

>>634027

All my fantasies really have cum true! The merge went even better than expected.

>>634025

also archive: http://archive.is/kb6qR

the tweet was posted from australia. someone probably hacked his account and had him record this

>>634027

Oh my god.

>when the song stops and just the fapping is audible

this is art

>>634036

Thank you anon, those moobs will haunt me for a while.

Foxdicks just now seems to be reacting. Seems they aren't in control of their pet lolcow.

>>634027

pretty good

>>634041

Pretty sure he still has his dick. He's mainly been working on his 'breasts' using vibrators and rubbing black-market menopause cream into his fat stomach.

>>634081

Yeah he has a harness to tuck his dick and cut a slit in his perineum. More on the wiki: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Un-clit but pretty gross pictures.

>>634081

he had his taint peirced and it got infected and split open. He mistook this as getting a "magic vagina" until everyone told him to go to the hospital.

>>634137

Who pierces their taint?

>>634041

the kinda person who masturbates to smashmouth while screaming

>>634141

Whores and degenerates apparently.

>>634226

It's happened more than the time Chris pierced his tain?

>>634027

Holy shit! What a day.

>>634027

So the merge was just him jacking off while singing a shit song?

>>634305

I just keep waiting to hear he killed himself. Looks like he may have gotten massively trolled/manipulated. Guess we'll have to wait a bit till he resurfaces or we find a police blotter.

>>634027

So this is what happens when dimensions merge…

whoa

>>634345

Maybe? It would be a hell of a way to end a saga. Whoever tricked him to jack off to that song, then up load it: Good job my anon.

I hope Chris' excuse for the failed dimension merge is that someone made an OC that is specifically intended to stop and reverse the merge as soon as it happens, thereby preventing the merge from ever happening.

I wonder how the lulzkillers over at foxfick are reacting to this? Surely they want to hunt down the eeeevil person who made him do this even though we get some genuinely funny cocks for once

>>634735

IS there any way we can turn Chris into a camwhore? His gimmick could be fucking blow up dolls to pop music. Someone with an in please make it happen.

>>634932

fund it

Chris prison saga next? I doubt that court case went well

Guys, I did a thing

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bf27d481d153

>>635317

A lot supportive comments made by sock accounts is the way in case anyone wants to contribute to popularity delusion.

Just use cock mail throwaway, set up a profile and favorite.

In the case anyone wants to contribute

>>635314

>>634932

Camwhore saga soon. How do we make it reality?

>>635323

i may indeed

this is some honest to god classic CWC cocks

who knew chris had this much julay left in him?

I'm really hoping some troll group can convince him his sperm has magical life-giving properties. Not too big a stretch given the fanta drink and that semen does make life. Then when Barb finally dies….

>>626745

>Bob was not a great dad but that doesn't meant he deserved CWC

Nobody forced him to have more children

>>635604

So you want Chris to fuck his mum's dead corpse?

And we thought Chris was fucked up

>>635604

wew

dark

>>634027

This is the pinnacle of Christorianism, how can this be topped?

>>635674

>how can this be topped?

the infinite wellspring of autism that is CWC has no bottom.

over a decade of this and i feel like were still just getting started

the one thing we need to worry about is him getting killed/killing himself, or going to prison. barring that, it seems chris is healthy enough to continue to give julay for many decades to come

>>635548

1. Create fake fan

2. Give lots of likes

3. Asspatting comments

4. Call Christine sexy tomgirl

5. ????

6. Profit!

Anyone got a shortlist of good Chris Chan videos to watch for somebody who dropped out around the time Chris wanted to be a "tomgirl"? This was before he wanted to be a "transwoman" and was just crossdressing. I've missed several years of cocks but i'd like to get back into it.

>>636026

I know this isn't what you asked for exactly but the best place to look around (since there is not a good documentary type series for the later times) is on the cwcki and just read shit tons of stuff on there. Other anons might know something though

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page

Has anyone heard from him since the 'merge' happened?

>>636146

The merge happens on December 18th.

>>636154

No he claimed it happened yesterday, see >>633048 >>633661

>>636026

Here you go, newfriend

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx0AnjYApf_iKrRfvhqJqHYFlSwjTSEbz

Search on youtube next time, you lazy faggot

>>636228

I know where to get Chris videos retard, I was asking for highlights. Fuck it, i'll just binge it all.

>>635604

Chris isn't that dumb. You could maybe convince him to send his semen to Megan, so she can use it to birth the CPU goddess inside her.

>>636474

Lets do it!

>>636479

>>636474

So if we want to get him to become a camwhore what is the first step beyond posting the positive comments? I'm about to make a throwaway pornhub account now and add one. How do we start to persuade him without foxdicks intruding and doxxxxxing the shit out of us for trying to have some actual good cocks be produced?

>>636549

He is retarded enough to look at fake screenshots and take them at face value.

>>636146

He was on Twitter today but it was just his typical goofy posts, with no mention of the merge.

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1064654310418599937

>>636631

Sadly that video is probably go offline soon knowing that Pornhub recently changed its guidelines and terms of usage to avoid "unvoluntary" computer-generated pornography (a.k.a. deepfakes), harasment, cyber"bullying" and other BS like that.

this but ironically:

>>630391

>631029

>631036

womp womp

kys boomer and take back this kind of tryhard shitposting with you

>>636698

doesnt matter really

just need to plant the seed that theres work for him in this field

hes so vain hell absolutely bite

it validates his delusional assertions of him being a beautiful goddess

any anons have a zip of the first Christian and the Hedgehog Boys album they could post

>>636788

https://mega.nz/#!1NYD1BpT!4Q4dWp7ZU-qoShcMGuWvDKUSo8wb-DHnUvwLm87Na9k

Got you right here, fam.

>>636549

How the fuck are you going to get doxxxxxed by a bunch of autists? They have no way of knowing who you are if you're using burner accounts and a VPN. All you need to do is make up a pornhub channel, make his videos look popular and then have comments saying they wish "she" had a cam show.

Foxdicks can't stop Chris chasing money. Maybe he could even rope Barb into appearing for a two girl set up.

>>636631

Way way too obvious. It's too dedicated to Chris. Has to be like "Bigdaddy3" "Honeygirl" "urbbygirl" type of usernames. Just go to Motherless and do it there. They don't give a fuck and it's full of creepy faggots commenting.

>>637450

Normally id be quick to agree here but chris is so detached with reality i dont think subtly is needed. Its like the beginning when he was just clueless. We've gone full circle in the pursuit of cawkz

i just want another issue of sonichu

>>636549

I just said to show him how much money other camwhores are doing. Could show him venti getting $75k, say she is also a tranny.

>doxxxxxxxxing the shit out of us

>dox

>an anon board

<adding that I'm also behind a VPN

Nigger are you dumb?

>>636698

>deepfakes

Biggest fucking crybaby shitfit in years, the speed in which they nuked that was faster than actual leaks like the fappening. The irony is that if you say it is a deepfake then its basically no different from a parody.

>inb4 muhsoginists saying its actually me

And? they can do that shit anyway, if anything putting "deepfake" in from of a video makes its clear its a fake and not an actual sex tape

>>637443

>How the fuck are you going to get doxxxxxxxxed by a bunch of autists?

if it truly is the old guard trolls [x] doubt at foxdicks, then they probably could if youre sloppy

thing is, i dont want chris to fucking die or actually get physically hurt (or be locked up) either.

so as far as im concerned, were on the same side here. theyre just using some gay ass forum website to agree with me

I'm not up to date on Chris' antics, what's this about schizophrenia? Is he actually confirmed to have it or is it just the best explanation available for whatever he's done this time?

>>637605

This "Trolling Plan" screams of Mike Hirtes.

I really doubt Chris would care. He's too busy playing pretend in fantasy universes.

>>637641

It could be, or it could be an overactive imagination. Actual schitzophrenics… just tend to be a bit more twitchy then Chris is as they sit between sure and unsure on what's real or not. Chris is taking everything in stride, and it's not random nonsense either - it's stuff regurgitated from anime and cartoons.

I think it's him escaping into a childish fantasy world knowing that time is running out for him to play.

>>637667

>This "Trolling Plan" screams of Mike Hirtes.

who dat?

im seeing hes some furfaggot that the foxdicks have a thread about

>I think it's him escaping into a childish fantasy world knowing that time is running out for him to play.

im starting to think this as well

chris is and always has been a fucking spede

this is just escapism

embed related is what schizophrenia looks like

>>637692

Some spastic who lives in a section 8 apartment, scams furniggers and shits his pants and does nothing with his time but try to troll Chris on twitter, usually with no result. His life makes Chris's look kushy.

>>637706

stare into the void, void stares back, kinda thing?

ya know the really sad thing about all this?

even with all the trolling in the world, and over a decade of being a chewtoy for the internet, it all rolls off him like water on a duck. but the biggest, most damaging thing done to his life wasnt done by the trolls. no, the worst thing that ever happened to him or will happen to him happened because his own retarded, white trash mother took on all these predatory loans to buy more hoarder bullshit, and then restructured it in a way that absolutely ensures that chris will be homeless and bankrupt when she dies

wat a cunt

talk about lousy parenting

What will all these people do when chris is dead?

>>637450

>Way way too obvious. It's too dedicated to Chris

For anyone who is not pants on head retarded it is too obvious. Chris has fallen for less before

>>637456

It's not about Chris, it's abut making it hard for the farm fags to prove it's fake.

>>637600

is there any decent deepfake sites?

>>637605

Old guard or not the only way they're doxing you here if is you fuck up in the thread. And even if they do get a hint of who you are you shouldn't have any sort of social media for them to make use of the info. Unless one wants to come get shot for trespassing there isn't much that can be done to you.

>>637667

And this is Null. Every time something with potential to julay Chris comes along he tries to derail the thread claiming it's all Hirtes. Ignore it and carry on with the operation /cow/boys.

>>637807

Chris has, but Chris has white knights now.

>>636549

Convince Chris that he is

A) Attractive

B) Sexy

C) Can Get rich from cam whoring

D) Build a 'fanbase' around him

E) Demand more cocks introduce Chris to camming websites, toypics, etc

Chris is that retarded, with enough convincing and compliments he will buy into the delusion that he's a 10/10 trap goddess. Feeding his bad habits is the key.

>>638007

Goddamnit Mike.

See, this is one of the things Mike Hirtes does. Every fucking time he gets called out, he tries to derail it to being about Joshua Moon, you know that neonazi pedophile who runs foxdick farms. Dude thinks he's fucking witty when he does this.

Just fucking neck yourself and get a goddamn hint, Mike.

Ignore the attempts to derail this thread.

>>638316

Just report foxdicks/josh faggotry

>>628456

>af tbh femme

Someone is French and someone goes to the KC it seems.

For the love of all that is fucking unholy will you stupid fucking fucks stop talking about whoever the fuck this Hirtes cocksucker is and stupid fucking null and just focus on the topic at hand, god damn mother fucking Chris Chan. I am so tired of seeing these fucking threads devolve into he-said-she-said high-school-tier bullshit over and over and fucking over. Please, PLEASE, kindly, shut the ever-loving fuck up about anything that doesn't directly have to do with Chris Chan.

>>638007

>is there any decent deepfake sites?

There are a few problem is getting a good deepfake takes tons of work that most people cant do so there isnt a lot of cocks.

>>638804

Barb's mental state makes it look like she would be unable to hold a job.

>>638900

Maybe? I mean this is coming from Marvin, so I don't really know

The Hirtesposting wouldn't be nearly as bad I think if it was a foxdick instead of a /cow/boy who doxxxxxed him. I think the higher ups wanted him doxxxxxed on their site so they come here and shit up Chris thread. By the way, as try hard and over the top Hirtes can be in these threads you should never call him out just ignore him and hide his posts. Acknowledging the fag in the first place is your first mistake.

Mike, reporting all posts naming you as the pathetic boomer furfag you are isn't going to make me delete them.

>>638947

Oh dear I'm retarded

>>638944

Nah. When he is called out he loses his shit. Just one mention of mike and boom, he starts spazzing out.

>>638804

Last i heard she was taking a bunch of Chris' money

>>638992

His neetbux that is

>>638992

>>638994

Back when Null still pretended to care about Chris Josh claimed that Barb takes most of his money and blamed most of his financial issues on her.

So where's the lulz? What happens now that the sonichu rapture has started to transpire?

TLDR of the Events of the Merge?

Just checked back in…

>>639817

The merge happened. But we were already in hell in the first place.

>>639825

Why did Chris release another sex tape btw?

Was it coerced or just his tism?

I can barely even understand what he was even trying to say on the twitter post

>>639980

More Julay and video material that will melt mere mortals

As a side note, I'm thinking of making CWC x-hamster account for profit

>>640023

That's what the fox says

>>639262

>Barb takes most of his money and blamed most of his financial issues on her.

I'd have to agree here

Chris is fucking retarded

And this means that he would likely be too retarded to realize that he can take out massively high rate loans for personal spending, and also take out more loans from other loansharks to payback the interest payments on the old loans. I also doubt he'd be able to manage to restructure all this shitty debt into a second mortgage.

This is all Barb, and it's her essentially saying "fuck it, im dying soon anyways"

What she's done is basically ensure that Chris will be homeless when she dies. Seeing as how their extended family is pretty non-existent too, he'll probably get stuck with a huge bill for the funeral too. Bankruptcy is the only option at that point

Barb is arguably one of Chris' most malicious trolls

>>639980

The bottomless pit of pure autism, psychosis, ego, and CUP Goddess dimensional mergers.

If you know nothing of Chris Chan you are in for one wild fucking ride.

>>640033

Imagine being more retarded then Chris and then making comments on Chris. That's what your post is, but the rest of us need to imagine it.

Chris has always paid rent from his tugboat. Bob used to make him pay rent plus any credit card fees he had. Barb isn't doing anything wrong in making sure the uber tard is paying towards the household he lives in. The money he gets is for living expenses not MLP toys.

If you knew of Barb's character you wouldn't be spewing Boomer meme non-sense here. She's as much as a hoarder as Chris is and has even less money sense. It was her shit that cluttered up the house and she's passed that onto Chris.

>>640172

>She's as much as a hoarder as Chris is and has even less money sense. It was her shit that cluttered up the house and she's passed that onto Chris.

<Thinking Chris would be competent enough to even dial the phone to contact these types of lenders, let alone find someone to restructure it into a second mortgage against the house

We're just going to have to agree to disagree here mate

I could see Chris e-begging really hard in a situation like that, maybe even selling some of his relics if he had to, but i couldn't see him being enough of an adult to handle the aforementioned credit card bullshit

>>640211

Do you think Chris can't use google or use a phone? Chris isn't a pants shitting retard who spends all day drooling. He's actually high functioning for a retard where he can handle day to day life. He has poor social skills and judgement, which is very different to raging autism like you have.

These loan companies advertise on facebook and Twitter. You look on the side bar and you see pay day loan advertisements all over the place.

Credit card bullshit isn't even any more complex. They send you offers all the time asking if you want a credit card.

Are you a child by any chance? Have you never been offered a credit card by mail?

>>634141

The kind of person who masturbates to smashmouth.

>>635765

Make sure said fans ask if he does live shows?

>>640033

>he'll probably get stuck with a huge bill for the funeral

Implying Chris won't just donate her body to science. The only way I could see this not happening is if Bob had the foresight to buy her burial plot and casket already.

This is also ignoring the fact that plenty of retards on Twitter will feel bad and crowd fund her funeral.

>>640545

Chris will post on Twitter how she's dead and someone will call the services in to deal with her. Chris ends up taken into care or a relatives home until they get things sorted out for his care.

>>640886

>Chris ends up taken into care or a relatives home until they get things sorted out for his care.

And that's where your theory falls apart. Chris will never go into care. Chris's story has zero chance of having anything resembling a happy ending.

>>641169

He won't have a choice. He's not able to look after himself so he will have some form of care provided for him when his mother dies. He won't even fight it, he'll be happy to go along with it as long as he can buy dumb shit.

>>641269

Didn't the Chandlers refuse care for Chris years ago? He seems too proud to go along, even if he can buy dumb shit.

Chris hasn't made a twitter shitpost in a…odd amount of time…..

>>641320

Chris was offered multiple forms of care by the state on multiple occasions though it would usually end with either bob/Barb or Chris being to prideful or petty to allow it

One example of this was when the principal of Chris's middle school suggested he be put into special education class's which resulted in Bob chimping out and threatening to sue the "discrimination"

Another example was when a twitter orbiter tried to convince Chris to sign up for some state program that helps low income / Disabled people get a basic job and Chris turned out it down out of petty pride about not needing help like a tard

>>641322

>Chris hasn't made a twitter shitpost in a…odd amount of time…..

God, I hope he's dead. Because if he dies before Barb then the Ki-wis can never enact their plan of taking possession of him for the rest of his life.

>>641345

He's not dead, Chris is active in PSN and replied a few tweets yesterday.

>>641397

I wonder what the timetable of chris's death will be like. Who will know first. How it will be leaked. Etc.

Terry's death took a while to be confirmed due to trolls and such. I suspect thrice over fuckery with CWC

Any word on what CWC is doing for thanksgiving ?

>>641744

The second tweet in particular is fucking gold

>I finally got Married, to not just one, but four: Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel and Sylvana Rosechus, and the one and only Mewtwo. Destiny does work, and in crazy ways, sometimes. I Love my Guardian Angel, my Destined Gal, and two more smart psychics

>>641751

Wait, does this mean he has finally given up on his quest for a boyfriend-free girl?

>>641744

I'm worried for Chris. If Barb dies, things could go really turn south quick.

>>641810

Why? I'm sure his four wives will take good care of him.

>>641810

>Things could really go south in the life of this dole-reliant 40 year old manchild masquerading as a pretty girl

His life is a living Hell whether he realizes it or not, anon. I'm not saying it can't get even worse but it's an almost imperceivable because it's already this bad and will never get better.

>>641913

>and will never get better.

The merge, though. Good thing he found a loophole that will unfuck his life so he doesn't have to feel depressed over the situation he has gotten himself into.

Chris has gone back to crying about my little Downie not getting another season renewed and is threatening to block anyone on twitter that shittalks his magic downy powers

I'm starting to think we may have a Blarms 2.0 on our hands

>>642524

This. CWC and barb have alienated whatever family is left. The whole wretched Chandler clan is old now. I think chris might be in the younger strata of that family. He's totally screwed once barb dies, the only (albeit abusive) benefactor in his life.

Has anyone asked Chris why he choked his ham to Smashmouth? I'd do it myself, but I can't be bothered to make a Twitter account or attempt to contact this trash fire of a human.

>>642136

He'll think she's ascended to the magic realm or whatever the fuck he calls it. He'll let the body rot in her bed and the cats will eat her.

Maybe he will eat her too.

OR

He will whore out his dead mother to the pigs for money for legos.

>>642601

I'd also like to know this. Was it part of the merging?

>>641753

He already gave up when transitioning. He likes pickles now.

>>642046

Do you have a self-insert OC?

>>642749

I thought he claimed to be turning into a lesbian, or did he drop that notion?

>>642753

That was the early tranny saga, when he maced that gamestop guy. I think it's safe to assume that he's gay from his recent convention escapades.

I don't think he decided to be gay himself though, it could have been from an idea guy.

>>642575

Descending into dementia with the only family left in the picture to care for you being Chris is a fate worse than death.

>>642896

Barb deserves it.

She used to beat black women with sticks back in the 60s.

>>642899

She deserves a cake or something then.

>>642903

You like to dabble in peoples' lives, huh? Because you're so much better than us, because you've seen the light. You've seen the face of God. So you wave your dick around trying to help us lowly mortals. Hill, Mershah, Groves, Jefferson Keane. Fuck, you helped Jefferson Keane right into a lethal injection. So in the end, when all is said and done, who have you really fucking helped? Other than yourself?

>>642904

You need some cake too.

>>634027

The merge is even more horrible than I had imagined.

>>642899

Good ol' Barb

>>642575

Demented_Vegetable.jpg

>>642904

What are all these words?