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how much will it suck and Who will Netflix retcon to be gay?
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No.1050483
>>1050185
I hope not. Weirdly enough I only thought it kind of worked with the Jim Carrey Grinch.
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No.1050503
>>1050185
They're going to stretch out every page into an episode and make it so that Sam I am and the Autistic Niglet or whatever his name is spend the whole episode fighting on a boat and train bothering people while it's raining and I guess a goat follows them or something.
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No.1050640
>>1050185
>Give the MC a "tragic" backstory to explain why he doesnt like green eggs and ham.
It'll be a gay allegory, mark my words!
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No.1050643
<produced by Ellen DeGeneres
>in production for over three years
>season 1 will have thirteen episodes
>rumored to be one of the most expensive Netflix original aniamted series
FALL 2019
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No.1050646
>>1050643
Dr Seuss is puking in his grace
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No.1050649
>>1050643
I wanna pat that goats head.
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No.1050653
>>1050643
>in production for over three years
>rumored to be one of the most expensive Netflix original animated series
What the hell? that much effort for a mini-series? Although just by the picture given, nad the details, I can see that it doesnt looks cheaply animated; But thing is why this series get that much animated and that big budget, compared to more ambitius & pretentious shit Netflix released before (Neo-Tokyo, Castlevania, etc…). Its a fucking Dr. Seuss mini-series, and yet it get a notably bigger big budget & effort than Castlevania. Why?
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No.1050676
>season 1, implying there are more to come
Isn't this a 20 page book?
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No.1051138
>>1050643
The movies were an insult, but this is just straight up necrophilia.
What's with everybody trying to turn Seuss into Anime?
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No.1051207
>>1051138
B-but senpai! I do not like green eggs and ham!
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No.1056072
>>1051207
It's basil crushed into the yolk and ham
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No.1056083
>>1056072
I've had green eggs, but they were from a duck.
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No.1056169
Could just be a goldie and bear ripoff
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No.1056181
I'm surprised since Dr. Seuss' work has been recently under fire by the you-know-what kind of people for being insensitive and normalizing intolerance or whatever buzzword is in now.
>>1050643
>in production for over three years
Ah. That explains that.
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No.1056197
>>1056181
>I'm surprised since Dr. Seuss' work has been recently under fire by the you-know-what kind of people for being insensitive and normalizing intolerance or whatever buzzword is in now.
Are they pissed about his old anti-Japanese propaganda art? He apologized for it and made a book dedicated to decrying bigotry and apologizing for his previous work.
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No.1056201
>>1056197
>Implying any amount of retraction and apology can assuage the hashtag hellhounds from unpersoning you into a memoryhole.
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No.1056210
>>1056201
They've done it with HP Lovecraft and I wondered why go after a dead man but then it's obvious. He can't defend himself and these people are an all consuming plague that can never be satisfied.
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No.1056218
Is Handstab the only person who managed to unhashtag themselves, by recreating the crucifixion of our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ?
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No.1056369
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No.1056402
>>1056197
apparently Hop On Pop endorses slavery and house negros
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No.1056403
>>1050085
She is like late fifties now.
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No.1056405
>>1050074
The voices were homosexual male stereotypes, and the skillet looks like a black face caricature.
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No.1056444
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No.1060955
>>1050653
>Why?
Probably because they have to deviate from the source material as implied by the following:
>>1056181
>>1056197
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No.1069043
Synopsis:
>"The story of Green Eggs and Ham is like a postmodern Plains, Trains and Automobiles through the whimsical world of Dr. Seuss. Sam (Adam Devine) rescues the rare Chickeraffe from the Glurfsburg Zoo, hides it in a briefcase, and attempts to make his way to Meepville where he can charter a cold air balloon to take the Chickeraffe to his island home. Guy (Michael Douglas) just flopped his last big chance at being a world famous inventor for the industrial Snerz Co. He packs up his invention in a briefcase and resigns to give up on his dreams and become a paint watcher.
>A chance meeting at a diner with Sam, and a switch up with the briefcases results in these two unlikely souls getting mixed up on an adventure that takes them on a journey of self discovery. Our two mismatched heroes cross paths with overprotective Michellee (Diane Keaton), whose daughter, EB (Ilana Glazer), desperately wants a pet, and falls madly in love with the Chickeraffe… despite her mother’s fears that it will eat off her face (it won’t). Michellee’s walled up heart also connects with the heart-hardened Guy. And a laborious love story begins. Our fakakta foursome are also unknowingly pursued by a bounty hunter goat (John Turturro), two bad guys, and a villain (Eddie Izzard) who’s out to get the Chickeraffee as his ultimate trophy."
Keegan-Michael Key is the narrator.
>>1050101
Muh vanity project. I think WB Animation is also busy with other projects so it's in the works for too long.
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No.1069081
>>1050065
will the ham be retconned to (((pastrami)))?
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No.1069282
>>1069043
Jesus Christ did they have to make this story so needlessly complex? If they wanted add all this crap in why not just make your own original movie.
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No.1069593
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No.1069636
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FIRST EIGHT MINUTES
There's a few animation reels that were up on YouTube but taken down, with Amid Amidi blaming WB.
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No.1069652
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No.1069653
>>1069652
Yep, I enjoyed it. Hope more studios follow up doing more high quality stuff. And I hope that season 2 is more about other Dr Seuss works, like the Grinch, Cat in a Hat, Sneetches, etc…
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No.1069655
>>1069653
What is it even about?
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No.1069662
>>1069655
Sam steals a rare animal called a Chickeraffe. He puts it in a suitcase matching Guy's, who's a failed inventor in this, & they get mixed up. Hijinks ensue causing Sam & Guy to go on the run from The Bad Guys. All for the goal of returning the Chickeraffe home. It's essentially a comedy roadtrip in a Dr. Seuss world.
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No.1069663
>>1069662
So does the green eggs and ham fit into it?
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No.1069666
>>1069663
It's pretty much all Sam eats & he's a little pushy with having Guy try them but not as pushy as the book. They do give him a backstory on why he's obsessed with them too.
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No.1069667
>>1069666
It all sounds so fucking unnecessary Satan.
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No.1069668
>>1069667
It kind of is, yeah. That's made more obvious by the fact it's 13 episodes with each costing 5 to 6 million each. All with a shitty intro & outro pop song. It's hard to make this show sound appealing.
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No.1069669
>>1069668
At least it looks nice, they could've went full calarts.
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No.1069670
>>1069669
That's really all it's got going for it.
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No.1069672
>>1069668
Anon, the series is amazing, and not just visuals. Its one of the few gems on the sea of liquid diarrhea that is Netflix. The intro song of pop crap(although catchy), tough, so you have a point. But overall, I would recommend this to anyone.
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No.1069675
>>1069672
I really cannot agree. It's nice that Netflix has something pretty good from it's "original" animation category now but this isn't anything special in the grand picture of animation. It's all style. Substance is blander than eggs.
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No.1069676
>>1069672
>Anon, the series is amazing
Its mediocre and over bloated as shit.
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No.1069680
This show is a modern masterpiece that will go down in history, to bad imbacells are sabatoging it so filth like Hazbin hotel can become popular.
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No.1069999
>>1069680
It's more like a meh than anything else.
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No.1070314
>>1069652
>>1069672
I have a feeling green eggs and ham has a lot of porn.
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No.1070316
They're trying to make a full series out of a children's book that couldn't have been more than 100 pages. Given the amount of shit they're going to have to put in that was not in the short story that they're adapting, why the fuck even bother marketing it as an adaptation? Do they really think the 5 boomers who still care about Dr Seuss are going to have any interest in this?
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No.1071413
>>1069680
This. The animation is beautiful, and the story is an imaginative take. Hazbin haz nothing on this. Too bad it's 2020 and the hype is dying down.
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No.1073781
>>1050065
To be honest. I’m surprised by how un-pozzed netflix green eggs and ham is.
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No.1073784
>>1073781
>I’m surprised by how un-pozzed netflix green eggs and ham is.
The villain looks like trump
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No.1073788
>>1073787
Go back to trannydiscord
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