No.10843
Fried Ramen Noodle
>get a pack of ramen noodle, any flavour
>throw out the pack or save it for later
>boil the ramen in a pan or a pot
>get some yum yum sauce spicy or not
>get out your veggie oil, you'll need this for later
>get out your soy sauce, of importance it is greater
>drain the ramen - you'll need it soon
>take out a pan and a fork or a spoon
>heat up the pan, pour in some oil
>wait a few seconds for the oil to boil
>throw in the ramen, let it sit for a minute
>drizzle some soy sauce, however much you permit
>add the yum yum sauce, tangy quite isn't it?
>let it fry for a little bit
>then just scoop it up and put it in your food pit
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No.10848
Vegetate Soup
>one small can tomato paste
>one package frozen peas
>tap water
>add all items in large sauce pan and boil
>serves: 1
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No.10852
RAMEN OMELLETE
>cook ramen, save the packet
>drain ramen, transfer to pan on medium, spread it out as much as possible
>let cook depending on how crispy you want your ramen I usually cook it just long enough for the taste to change
>beat 3 eggs, poor over ramen
>stir for about 30 seconds then let sit covered until the egg is cooked enough to fold
>season with half of the flavor pack
>add cheese if you want
>fold and cook for 30 seconds each side
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No.11814
Peanut Butter Noodle Soup
-Add a tablespoon or two of peanut butter to the seasoning & sauce of any instant noodles in a bowl
-Add noodle cake and boiling water, stir to melt the peanut butter into liquid while the noodles soften
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No.11815
BOOZE
>Scrounge up some cash
>Go to your local liquor store
>Buy something cheap, yet strong
>Go back home and chug that shit
>Pass out on the couch
>Make sure to have a bucket ready beforehand in case you puke
>Who needs food when you have booze?
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No.11817
Garlic Bread
>slice of bread
>toast it
>butter it
>cover in garlic powder
>microwave it, adding cheese if you want
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No.11819
>>10848
This is the saddest shit I've read all day
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No.11822
>>11819
m8, this is food for the ultra-poorfags like homeless people.
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No.11824
>>11822
I know, it makes me sad. Also polenka is awesome, my romanian nigger.
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No.12083
>>10843
>fried ramen
>焼き拉麵
you バカ、ramen noodles are already fried, you dudum
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No.12387
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No.12390
Gotta add my favorite snack as a super little kid. I don't know how I'm not a fat sack of shit.
>Take a plate
>Put a piece of bologna on it
>Onto pf bologna put a kraft single
>Add another piece of bologna on top of that
>Microwave for 30s or until the cheese starts to melt
>Eat with plastic fork for the best experience
I've learned to cook since then, but this was one of the only 'meals' my mother taught me as a child.
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No.12391
>>12390
>Onto pf
Meant to read
>On top of
but I have retarded hands.
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No.12393
>>12390
I did the same thing growing up, but I'd usually take a big piece of cheese in the center of 1 bologna and it would curve around it.
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No.12394
PIZZA TOAST
Toast 1 (or how many you want) slices of toast
Spread 1 tbsp ketchup on the toast
Add slices of salami, ham or pepperoni or whatever
Slap on a slice of cheese
Put under hot broiler until cheese melted
Actually not that bad
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No.12395
>>12394
>actual ketchup
>not tomato sauce
fam please stop
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No.12396
>>12395
Well, this is the ghetto recipe thread.
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No.12397
Toast sandwich?
> Toast a slice of bread
> Butter, salt and pepper the toast
> Put that between two slices of untoasted bread
I've tried it and it honestly wasn't too bad. I thought it was just a meme but if all you have is bread, butter and some salt and pepper packets it's not too bad!
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No.12400
i've just been getting instant mashed potatoes and put a slice of bread in the mix. not much flavor or anything but it does feed me
>>12397
>toast
>between two slices of untoasted bread
you… made a toast sandwitch?
fam what the fuck
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No.12403
>>12400
Oh no, it's a real thing! Look it up! It's a very poor thing, but it's not bad. Also, the dollar store has flavored mashed potatoes that are okay.
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No.12409
>>11814
I honestly didnt think yall had peanut butter down there. thought it was a North American thing.
Also, I used to get 2 packs of these for a dollar.
>a pack of this bullshit cooked without milk or butter beacuse youre poor, just water
>half a tube (4 or 5oz) of the cheapest chorizo you can find fried in a pan
>mix it all together
damn its good, but probably the worst thing for you.
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No.12413
Rice & chili
>old ben 10min rice
>chili (beans optional, but preferred)
>put rice in microwave for 10min
>take rice out once done
>put chili in microwave for 1min
>take out once done
>mix chili & rice together
>eat it & hopefully not die
servers 2 people half-way, or 1 very hungry / big stomach person
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No.12556
>>12394
man ,i used to eat these ALL the time when i was a wee lad ,still do sometimes
anyhow
"end of month" fish sandwich
a piece of bread
1 single slice (as single as you , you fucking NEET ,) of cheese
1/6 of a tinned sardine
flatten the fish and pan fry it
toast the bread in the same pan
put the cheese and fish inside of the bread and cover it so the cheese melts
i dont know if this is cheap anywere else , but its around 4 hueais , its quite cheap for something filling like this (if youre really on a budget , use a 2:1 mix of flour and water, and fry the fucker , instead of bread )
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No.12700
>>12556
What size tin of sardines?
May sound like a dumb question, but around here, the 425g (15 ounce) tin of sardines in tomato sauce is only about twice as much money as the 100g (3.5 ounce) tin.
Seriously; like $1.59 for the big tin, $0.89 for the small tin.
Since we're supposed to be doing ghetto recipes, when I am broke-broke and need to eat, I do TKG.
Raw egg cracked into warm white rice, three drops of soy sauce, stir. Lived on that for a few months between jobs, about 26 months ago.
If you're thinking long term, you definitely want to be buying rice in large bags - the good rice in 20lb bags costs about half as much per pound as the same stuff in a 5lb plastic bag.
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No.12706
This probably doesn't count but,
macaroni and cheese
tuna
peas
cook your Mac and cheese
add tuna and peas
enjoy
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No.12707
>4/ck/ is all about fast food
>8/ck/ is all about ramen
kill me
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No.12708
>>12707
Hardly about ramen.
Preparing brick noodles in various ways, yes, but turning a brick of Maruchan into sriracha macaroni and cheese isn't ramen.
And the obligatory cheap food reference:
Eggs.
Boiled eggs, fried eggs, deviled eggs, egg salad sandwiches… eggs are about the least expensive animal protein you can get.
As I have said many times before, learn to make an omelette… meal for around 35 cents.
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No.12720
margarine at the dollar store is now non trans fat, 3000 cals of unsaturated soybean oil fat for 1$
try to get lard for free from deli
flour is 7000 cal/$ , ramen is good at 2000/$
peanut butter is 2000 cal/$
i'd like to try making steamed cornflour buns.
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No.12721
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No.12722
>>12720
>i'd like to try making steamed cornflour buns.
Stick to tortillas.
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No.12731
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>>12720
Why with all those amazing bargains increasingly available, Mama June's Sketti doesn't seem like a fancy dish only for Sunday Dinner anymore.
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