c037fc No.845562
Biblically accurate outlets are actually three mouthed creatures that shoot lightning out of two of their mouths. The ancient Americanites believed every house has at least one outlet protecting it and many have more than one. There was once an ancient superstition that holding a fork near an outlet would make you die on the spot but this was just an ancient superstition that modern science has since disproven. Sad that so many atheists use this as a talking point to discredit Americhristianity.
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4484f9 No.845565
>>845562
Excellent s—post, although you forgot about the church of MickeyD's
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bdf86e No.845567
>he's still mad that people don't like his cupids
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