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Lord of Banter † 06/15/20 (Mon) 01:09:29 661925 No.837562

>mfw Jesus Christ once again BTFOs the pharisees

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† 06/15/20 (Mon) 05:39:22 39494d No.837604

>>837562

Jesus wasn't jesting m8

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† 06/15/20 (Mon) 16:48:49 2dc0d2 No.837658

>>837604

I remember chuckling at John 10:32. Sometimes truth is best shown through a joke.

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† 06/16/20 (Tue) 00:39:08 661925 No.837744

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>Rabbi, I can't stop jacking off, I'm too weak and frail, I can't control these demons inside me, since I'm only an imperfect man.

>Then lop it off.

>What?

>Cut your d— off. If you absolutely cannot stop sinning on your own, that's the only alternative left. People have done it before to reach the Kingdom of Heaven, haven't they?

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