>the Reformation brought modernism and progressive decadence
<the Reformation was intolerant, caused wars and fanaticism, persecuted Catholics, burned witches and brought fanatical superstitions
>Protestant churches are too cold and austere
<Protestant churches are too modern and look like rock concerts
>the Reformers were fanatical radicals who hated fun and were regressive
<the Reformers were rationalist, all fun, licentious progressives
>Protestants take the Bible too literally
<Protestants ignores the Bible's commands
>Protestants are too soft on gay marriage
<Protestants are too intolerant towards gays
>Protestants are judaizers
<Catholics use the Old Testament to prove image worship, saint worship, use the Temple to prove there's nothing wrong with their ostentatious cathedrals, have literally a Levitical priesthood, a pope as High Priest, confirmation as the Barmitzvah, wafer-only communion as Manna
>Protestants caused Nazism
<Protestants worship Israel
>The Bible is incomplete and can't prove everything thus the need for tradition
<Catholicism is biblical according to the Bible
>Without the pope everyone has a different interpretation
<The pope isn't always infallible, thus can be wrong and can have a different interpretation
>I'm not interested in learning nuances in Protestantism
<Catholicism is perfectly united don't mind liberal Catholics, Vatican II mainstream Catholics, Vatican II traditionalists, Charismatic Catholics, SSPX, sedevacantist cope