f5c1fa No.832149
>there are literally people on this board who have committed the sin of masturbation but haven't cut off their hand and/or genitals to appease God
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bc5225 No.832150
>>832149
I tried, but was hospitalized in mental hospitals for years. Happy? The only thing keeping me sane at this point is that Jesus meant it symbolically - showing how crucial it was to remove the things in your life that cause sin.
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bc5225 No.832151
It's a lot harder to chop one's hands off than you would think btw. I used a butcher knife and all I did was break the surface skin (three whacks… three big oval scars years later).
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c39c77 No.832156
You can smell this dish from this side of the screen, it's so rich.
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96b810 No.832161
>>832149
back on 8chan's r9k or v9k board someone castrated themselves who said they were christian, they did it at home and uploaded pictures, someone posted a screencap ages ago. unfortunately i didn't save it.
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bc5225 No.832167
>>832161
I would say that was fortunate instead.
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fedc14 No.832170
>>832161
>someone castrated themselves who said they were christian
I started turning gay after taking Christianity more seriously. Maybe it is all just gnostic tranny bulls— after all. I want those """demons""" back that gave me lots of testosterone.
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bc5225 No.832175
>>832170
There is no religion with as strong a condemnation of homosexuality than ours. You were already gay and still have demons and never took Christianity seriously.
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ecef4e No.832179
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bc5225 No.832201
>>832179
"The mirth of the wicked is brief, the joy of the godless lasts but a moment." - Job 20:5
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ae536b No.832697
>>832149
Deuteronomy 23:1
>He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
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8ca23c No.832897
Last night, as I was falling asleep I was dreaming I was having sex with a succubus. When I fully fell asleep I was dreaming I was dating a princess all night until someone ran up to me in the streets shouting "ANON, THAT'S AN ALIEN!!!" And then I woke up. I bet the experience was pretty legit because aliens are just demons and I read in multiple places succubi are royalty in hell. I'm not sure how to process this. I can't think of anything occultish I did to summon it. The most notable thing that happened the day before was I beat Megaman 4 for the first time and I think I might've even been Megaman in the dream.
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594bfb No.832899
>>832170
>GUYS HEAR ME OUT ON THIS. LEARNING ABOUT Jesus MADE ME GAY. LITERALLY
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