>>828199
>Guys guys the coronavirus is getting winnie the pooh scary now.
Winnie the Pooh, tho a bear, isn't scary.
Seriously, the way it reads is that the corona virus comes off as a mild flu; then you seem to get over it. After about 2 weeks of you spreading it around, you lungs turn to a bloody mush and you drop dead. I've had some pretty miserable flu and this doesn't seem that bad, pain wise.
>Are we truly in the end times?
I don't think we get to know.
>Is everyone going to die?
Yes.
>Is Jesus coming back soon!?
That would be nice. I'd like to have him for dinner, ask for his blessing, and beg forgiveness of my sins. Like fall down on the carpet and beg too know what I did that offended him.
>Locusts are also in the middle east!
We Americans bombed 1 million Iraqis to death and another half million Syrians, and you're worried about bugs? Bugs have nothing on us. We Americans are a more dangerous petulance than bugs. Okay, insects. But the satanic Globalist would just have us eat the locus so there's that.
>And apparently there is a Messiah claimant in Israel.
Huh. Never seen that since.. what? Last week? Bible says there's gonna be lots of those too.
>IS THE ANTICHRIST COMING!?
Yes, that's what the Good Book says.
>This is giving me anxiety. I'm gonna be honest I don't know if I'm gonna be saved! :( Are we in the end times?
Well, try not to sin. Go to confession for mortal sins and Father says a blessing for the venial sins when you take the Holy Eucharist. Try not to take the Eucharist when in mortal sin tho, that'll get you another mortal sin. And remember, a painful death on earth is better than the punishment of purgatory.