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e8536c  No.828199

Guys guys the coronavirus is getting winnie the pooh scary now. Are we truly in the end times? Is everyone going to die? Is Jesus coming back soon!? Locusts are also in the middle east! And apparently there is a Messiah claimant in Israel. IS THE ANTICHRIST COMING!? This is giving me anxiety. I'm gonna be honest I don't know if I'm gonna be saved! :( Are we in the end times?

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1f8297  No.828201

People need to calm down and realize the common flu is more threatening than it.

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506784  No.828222

>>828199

>Guys guys the coronavirus is getting winnie the pooh scary now.

Winnie the Pooh, tho a bear, isn't scary.

Seriously, the way it reads is that the corona virus comes off as a mild flu; then you seem to get over it. After about 2 weeks of you spreading it around, you lungs turn to a bloody mush and you drop dead. I've had some pretty miserable flu and this doesn't seem that bad, pain wise.

>Are we truly in the end times?

I don't think we get to know.

>Is everyone going to die?

Yes.

>Is Jesus coming back soon!?

That would be nice. I'd like to have him for dinner, ask for his blessing, and beg forgiveness of my sins. Like fall down on the carpet and beg too know what I did that offended him.

>Locusts are also in the middle east!

We Americans bombed 1 million Iraqis to death and another half million Syrians, and you're worried about bugs? Bugs have nothing on us. We Americans are a more dangerous petulance than bugs. Okay, insects. But the satanic Globalist would just have us eat the locus so there's that.

>And apparently there is a Messiah claimant in Israel.

Huh. Never seen that since.. what? Last week? Bible says there's gonna be lots of those too.

>IS THE ANTICHRIST COMING!?

Yes, that's what the Good Book says.

>This is giving me anxiety. I'm gonna be honest I don't know if I'm gonna be saved! :( Are we in the end times?

Well, try not to sin. Go to confession for mortal sins and Father says a blessing for the venial sins when you take the Holy Eucharist. Try not to take the Eucharist when in mortal sin tho, that'll get you another mortal sin. And remember, a painful death on earth is better than the punishment of purgatory.

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dcf76e  No.828225

The locusts of Revelation aren't literal locusts. They are an army imbued with power of the Bottomless Pit, sent to terrorize the faithless (those without the seal of Christ on themselves).

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e8ccf8  No.828235

>>828199

> Locusts are also in the middle east! And apparently there is a Messiah claimant in Israel.

source?

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e34067  No.828240

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>>828199

So what's the deal with this South Korean death cult purposely spreading the coronavirus everywhere? Shincheonji is the protestant cult in Korea that's been spreading this crap everywhere. What's going on?

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/secretive-south-cult-linked-coronavirus-outbreak-south-korea-held-meetings-wuhan

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506784  No.828250

Well, would it be so terrible if it was the end of the world and God's will was established on Earth as it is in Heaven?

We all die and face the Lord's judgement. Does dying as a group make it worse than dying along?

There's so much sin in the world, so many ways to stumble and lose God's sanctifying grace, I'd rather die in a state of grace than continue the temptations of this evil world.

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845b5a  No.828253

>>828240

>everything I don’t like is Protestant

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3aa65b  No.828255

>>828240

>>828253

>Shincheonji followers are taught to believe that Lee, the founder, is the second coming or the returned Jesus Christ. Shincheonji claims that the Bible is written in metaphors which only its founder, Lee, can correctly interpret.

Sounds more similar to the Roman church if anything

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e6e68f  No.828265

Are your prepared, christian bros? I've bought a ffp3 mask, which filters out microorganisms, fever-reducing medication and I'm looking to pick up some kind of googles to protect my eyes. I also need some dry food. Maybe oatmeal's a good choice.

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e6e68f  No.828266

>>828222

>Seriously, the way it reads is that the corona virus comes off as a mild flu

It has a mortality rate of 3-10% in places like iran and china, and it's spreading out of control all over the world. It's probably going to kill millions and tank the economy.

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34388a  No.828425

>>828199

The day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. The only way to prepare for this virus is with the primal diet by Aajonus Vonderplanitz. Had a patient that lived symptom free with HIV for years (man made virus)

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0d0241  No.828474

I've not been baptized yet…

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7e63db  No.828478

“If you have a sapling in your hand and they tell you 'the messiah is coming,' first plant the sapling and then go to greet him.”

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ed3bd3  No.828577

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>>828199

>Are we truly in the end times?

No. Or more specifically, unlikely. Biblically we won't know, Matthew 24:36. To be honest, i'd say it would feel more like the end of the world in the 1980s where nuclear war was likely and the possibility of a nuclear winter completely ending our ecosystem was feared as a possibility. Video mildly related to nuclear annihilation.

>>828265

This might be a good idea. At least with food/water supply and maybe a gun. Food shortages could make weirdos go wild out there after all.

>>828474

Nor have I yet, I was holding out till I finally settle on and convert to a different denomination I'm looking into right now, but the sooner probably the better.

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