/builders/ - Hero and Nation Builders!

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[Lillith]

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>>You are taking the following classes: [Applied War 100: Combat]; [Anti-Science 100: Fiendtech]

1. You studied in Applied War. The lecture was actually very interesting. The first class session Pith literally beat a student unconsciousness with his podium for spitting. Given your general demeanor, you snickered to yourself as they dragged the limp body away. [ >>22327 ] After that, Pith went into a very interesting open discussion about the nature of armed combat and human violence. Overall you thought it was very interesting, even though it went over your head, rally. You pick up a good deal from the lecture as it seems to suit your interests. After the lecture you try to ask Pith a question, but you find it wasn't very well formulated and he just sort of ignores you and changes topic. (Add equipment: [Applied War Progress:1])

2. .While the list of vengeance is certainly a good idea, you find that you have a good deal of trouble simply sitting down to write the entire thing. After an hour of writing names you stop and have something to drink – but then you spill the drink onto the list. What a waste of anger! It's really very frustrating and you make a note to try to find a computer or something next time……of course it wouldn't really help with the water damage, but it might be recoverable.

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[Apistat]

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>>You are currently enrolled in: [Applied War 100: Combat] and [Applied Evil 100: Anti-Divine]

1. You find Meridia and talk to her a little bit. When you catch up to her, she's in the cafeteria, and she offers you somewhere to sit. You do, of course. After that she goes on to detail pretty much everything that's wrong with the university: there's feces on the walls, a rat in the auditorium the size of a truck (named “Auditorium Abe”) and periodic attacks by abyssal geese. Also, according to her the professors are really hard. After that Meridia gives you a brief lecture on her life as a “freedom fighter” and how she “tried to free a bunch of people that didn't want it” and that “she didn't really deserve to be here really”. As she talks you get the feeling she's hiding something. She just sort of keeps going, and you get the idea that the sound of her own voice is important to her. By the end of it – she needs to get to class – you think you've managed to understand how to interact with people in a better way. Not that you care, of course? [Diplomacy I: 5/???] (Revise relationship: [Meridia Calicott: Friend])

2. You study in Applied War. It doesn't go very well, because you spit in class. Normally you don't spit, but for some reason something was caught in your throat. So you spit. This was not a wise course of action to take, as Pith hates spitting. After you spit, Pith calls you to the podium and asks why you spit. You reply that you had something in your throat and that it seemed like a good idea at the time. This is not a good response, and Pith somehow manages to grab the entire lectern and bludgeon you to the ground with it. He makes two swings: one to take you off your feet, and the second to your head when you are on the ground When you wake up, you're in the SHU ER (which strikes you as odd because you just come back if you die) suffering from concussion and a broken arm as you attempted to deflect the blow. As you can suspect, you didn't get any studying done. Halfheartedly you ask if you can file a complaint with the ombudsman, but the nurse – a very attractive succubus – laughs at you and walks off. [-4 HP]

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[Malkarr]

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>>>You are currently enrolled in: [Applied Evil 100: Anti-Divine] and [Anti-Metaphysics 100: Anti-Demons]

1-2. βββ accepts. They invite you to a small off-campus party where you hang out with the assorted demons that are lounging around during a quiet night the week. There's not too many lookers in the group, but one girl catches your eye as meeting your no-doubt discerning standards. As more time passes you find yourself probably drinking more than you should. Of course, “should” is a purely prescriptive statement, and the foundations of such statements are questionable given that everyone at this particular party is in hell. As such you drank more – what's the worst that could happen? ([Add equipment [Frat. Badge: βββ])

3. Eventually the drinking peters out and you find the aforementioned relatively attractive, but not terribly attractive, human looking girl – probably a 7 if the vulgarisms of numbers can be applied to the feminine. Admittedly, though you are quite smooth, the line you chose was still insufficient – She laughs and then walks/stumbles off as you give her a line that sounded better in your head. Apparently the line wasn't perfect but it seemed to be clever enough to make her smile. [Reset counter] (Seduction I: 4/???) (Add relationship: [Party Girl: ???]

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[Dramyon]

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>>You are currently enrolled in: [Applied War 100: Combat]; [Anti-Science 100: Fiendtech]

1. You manage to find the anti-science textbook in the library. It's actually a relatively accessible volume that details theoretical concepts. It fits in with the overall curriculum pretty well and it generally helps you get a grasp on some things that get discussed in class – admittedly you were zoning out in applied war, but you found that what you found in the borrowed textbook from the library kept you away enough to get some genuine progress in your studies. Professor Geist seems to notice your progress and commends your early effort to master the topics. The class is small – only twenty persons – and you wonder why that is? [Fiendtech 1/???] (Add equipment: [Anti-Science 100 Progress:1])

2. You try to figure out the odds and ends of how the campus informal market works at a practical level – it's one thing to have knowledge about what commodities are being sold and another to actually sell them for a tidy profit. This time doesn't work very well – you spend most of the time avoiding enforcer fiends and watchers. As such don't make any real headway in the effort. Eventually you get the idea that you're going to need to score supply somewhere, as you're not going to be doing very much above ground work on the general campus. It's too heavily watched. The question is: supply of what? And delivery how? This is not ordinary criminal racket: they've been doing this for literally infinity…and so has what passes for the law.

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[Natum Gelu]

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>>You are currently enrolled in: [Applied War 100: Combat] and [Applied Evil 100: Anti-Divine]

1. Before and after class you spend a good time with a few of the other students discussing fighting techniques. Despite some unpleasantness in class – [ >>22327 ] – you manage to get a grip on the combat techniques that Pith proposes. Right now it's mostly theory, but you find that your mind is expanding a little bit to meet the challenge. Pith is occasionally funny too, and you find yourself liking his presentation and delivery of the subject material. Even the student getting hit with the podium was worth a laugh or two. (Add equipment: [Applied War Progress:1]) [Unarmed: 5/???]

2. With the free time you have you spend time practicing your ice magic. It goes tolerably with sustained practice – less than simple shapes, basic movement of the ice, asymmetrical shapes, symmetrical shapes. After a few hours of practice you get bored and stop – after a certain point you get the idea into your head that classes might be the way to go…or a fighting pit might be more useful. [Ability: Ice Magic II 11/???]

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[Inemazi]

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>>You are currently enrolled in: [Applied Evil 100:Anti-Divine] and [Alterity 100: Anti-Eldritch]

1&2. You spend your free time in the library, like popular people. This particular visit proves to be extremely fruitful: you ask Bonesy about any books that might be of interest to you – particularly specialized magic. After another hour of waiting for him to respond, he eventually gives you a very old book on a variety of very focused damaging spells: death clouds, blight meteors, noxious light, the works. He comments that the book will require a bit of effort, but it will provide very impressive returns the more effort you throw into the book. Toward the end of his speech he comments that you can basically have the book, but notes that attempting to read the book in an unskilled fashion “might unleash the forces of the text”. (Add equipment: [Book of Sublime Terror])

Rolled 88, 71 = 159 (2d100)

FREE: Submit my application to join the extermination mission.

1. While I am not as… enthusiastic… about Fiendtech as I am about Applied War I hope to do well in the class. Which means I have to buckle down and study.

Hmmm a thought. Maybe there is something suitably gruesome that will spark my interest I can do for extra credit? Best to get such a thing started early however.

2. See if I can't get an upgrade for my PDA, surely there is something that will let me take notes and other things in that manner. I have a bit of credit built up after all and it can't be too expensive.

http://pastebin.com/ZwJdG1hr

Rolled 92, 30 = 122 (2d100)

>>22445

Name: Malkarr Mistsilver

Health: 10/10

Type: Incubus, Masculine [Class 14]

Hellgelt (Money): 10

Accommodations: Dorm 3B Level 5 [Room #1A]

Equipment: [SHU Mass-Fab Suit][Blasting wand][SHU PDA][Frat. Badge: βββ]

Relationships: None.

Skills: [Infiltration I: Sneaking][Daemon Magic I: Small Flames](Seduction I: 4/???)

Fluff: http://pastebin.com/wbxyeRvw

Relationships:[Party Girl: ???]

Current Classes: [Applied Evil 100: Anti-Divine][Anti-Metaphysics 100: Anti-Demons]

Prestige:

Bonuses:

Clever Devil: You are fairly good at sneaking and blending in. You can develop infiltration and irregular warfare strategies easier – this translates into a +15 to all attempts to develop such skills.

Magically Attuned: You like magic a good deal. If you roll between 20-40 while using magic in combat you can re-roll – once. The second roll stands.

Eccentricities:

“Sophisticated” Womanizer: You generally find yourself entangled with the opposite sex. Every 3 turns you must find something very pretty and try to have fun with her. You're also compelled to make a pass at every.single.feminine.creature you encounter. Your approach must be classy and not lewd. Good luck! [During such encounters roll 1d100] (1/3)

Embarrassing Deformity: You have a smashed horn. While some women and daemons find it charming, other demons find it to be a grave offense bordering on the heretical. Religious interactions are hampered, particularly if the daemons involved are main-line churches or orthodox institutions

1. Well that could have gone better. Still, I achieved my goal in the end, that's all that matters at current. Hmm, if I want to gain power, I need to be able to handle my "family." Pay especially close attention to Professor Mini, more what she says than how attractive she is. This is a class worth learning, if only he visage was not so distracting, in a good way of course, but distracting nonetheless. I need to pass Anti-Metaphysics with flying colors. So I'll be subtle and discrete about it.

2.Additionally if I want my prestige to grow, I need to be able to do what the majority of family could not, withstand an angel long enough to make them fall, or if impossible, defeat them. So I need to do my diligence in Applied Evil as well. Again Malkarr concentrate on the class and not the teacher. The LAST thing I need is to piss off a teacher. Keep my overtures subtle and tasteful.

Rolled 85, 51, 92, 33, 79, 95, 79 = 514 (7d100)

Name: Lisa Heisman

Health: 10/10

Type: Humanoid, Wisp [Class 20]

Hellgelt (Money): 0

Accommodations: Dorm 3B Level 1 [Room #1X]

Equipment: [SHU Mass-Fab Clothing, Wisp][Soul-Inert Pitblade]

Relationships: None.

Skills: [Bureaucracy I: Accounting]

Bonuses:

Touched By Fate: You aren't sure what's going on. Perhaps it's for the best, as really bad things have a tendency to simply pass you by. Why? The Pit doesn't answer questions like that. All you know is that all REALLY bad rolls – 1-20 – will be graduated to simple failures.

Will-To-Willpower: It's not clear why you have so much willpower, but you do. As such you can allocate a +20 to a single action every other turn. It works on pretty much everything, thank God – er, Satan.

Eccentricities:

Coming To Grips: Lucifer has seen fit to place you here, and you don't really understand why. Every three turns you need to try to spend some time trying to understand how much shit you are precisely in. [Roll 1d100]

JUST SHUT UP: Every time you ask a stupid question about things that go on – like trying to understand The Pit or why that demon just got torn to pieces – you will get yelled at and possibly injured. No. Nobody cares you're scared. No. Nobody cares you don't want to be here. No. Nobody can get out. No. SHUT. UP. JUST SHUT UP.

1. Read over the brochure about hell. This whole situation is stupid. (+20 Bonus)

2. I noticed there's some holes in my chest. Might as well cram some stuff in those holes. I'm tired of feeling a breeze /through/ my body.

3-6. Go find someone that can go figure out this stupid sword, if it really is magic.

7. Extra How Much Shit Roll

Rolled 6, 62 = 68 (2d100)

>>22446

Name: Dramyon

Health: 10/10

Type: Humanoid, Male [Class #1B]

Hellgelt (Money): 15

Accommodations: Dorm 3B Level 3 [Room #1J]

Equipment: [SHU Mass-Fab Clothing] [Machine Pistol, Mortal:0 Magazines] [SHU PDA] [Campus Map] [Cigar]

Relationships: [Pit Gangsters: Friends] [Black Market Contacts]

Classes: [Applied War 100: Combat]; [Anti-Science 100: Fiendtech]

Skills:

[Vice II: Middleman]

[Driving I: Trained]

[Recon I: 6/???]

[Fiendtech 1/???]

Abilities:

[Small Arms II 2/???]d

1. The announcement makes it sound like things outside campus are heating up. This could be a chance to do some intel-gathering on what the environment is like. Cities, landmarks, etc. Perhaps I can hit the library again, and try to find a book on Sheol. Hopefully, it'll have some info on the shadier parts of Hell, and the crime rates.

2. I need to apply myself in War 100. If I can learn how to handle myself in combat, I'll be far safer. However, it's always preferable for other people to do your fighting. For now, though, I'll attempt to take better notes in class, and perhaps take note of who else is there, how they act, and so on. The weak willed ones could be potential lackeys.

Rolled 93, 95 = 188 (2d100)

>>22446

What Is Your Name?: Inemazi

What Kind Of Creature Are You?: Humanoid, bald with no features upon its face (think slenderman style). Four arms that are long and slender. Two legs that in an X shaped splay of toes. Usually seen wearing a black robe of silk.

What Do You Value?: Knowledge, experimentation, and curiosity

What Is Your Strength?: Incredible intelligence, knowledge base, and magical aptitude

What Is Your Weakness?: Not strong physically, dislikes the cold.

What Is Your Story?: Inemazi is a young demon without much of a story. Formed in one of the darker hells with an incredible thirst for knowledge and magic he began searching every nook and cranny he could see. This led to him dying a lot and needing to revive. He did eventually gain enough magical prowess to be noticed and taken in by SHU for training. How it will go from here is anyone's guess, but Inemazi's hunger for knowledge never subsided.

What Is Your Personality?: Inemazi is an experimenter. When the desire to try something out or to test a theory he has comes to him he will usually follow through with it. Inemazi also enjoys reading, especially if it is something he is not supposed to read. As well Inemazi hates it when he is lied to, or secrets are kept from him. He may go to drastic lengths if he believes that uncovering the truth will benefit him enough.

Health: 10/10

Type: Humanoid, Undefined [Class 6]

Hellgelt (Money): 15 (+5/turn)

Accommodations: Dorm 3B Level 6 [Room #12A]

Equipment: [SHU Mass-Fab Clothing, Humanoid][Academic Books][Book of Stone][Book of Sublime Terror]

Relationships: [Bonsey: Acquaintance]

Current Classes: [Applied Evil 100:Anti-Divine] and [Alterity 100: Anti-Eldritch]

Prestige:

Skills: [Research I: MLA-tier Academic][General Magic I: Small Bolts] [II 19/??]

Bonuses:

The Intellect Is Not Wisdom: You are generally intelligent, and are able to focus on particular skills. You get a +5 to a skill rolls every time you achieve another level in a skill, which caps at +20. New skills developed will be penalized, however, in the same proportion…

Very Clever With Magic: You are a specialist with magic. You generally have access to a large base of books to pursue studies independently without coursework.

Eccentricities:

Hatred Of The Body: You dislike the cold and are generally very weak. Your strength is in your mind, not this..form..that seems to propel you are around. You get a -10 to /all rolls/ involving ice or physical actions…

Curiosity Killed The YOU: If you roll a 1 during research [such as investigating spells or magic] something really bad will happen. Really. Really. Bad.

1&2. Well, lets see what is in here this book. For knowledge!

>>22503

Malkarr is walking from Class to his Fraternity when he notices a young female wisp examining a sword. "My, my, what is such a fragile and lovely girl doing out here alone? Shouldn't you have some friends to keep you company and entertain you?"

>>22511

Lisa squinted at the creep with the green hair. "Listen, I'm sure you're a nice guy or whatever, but I've got a boyfriend back at… er… back on Earth. I'm not interested." She took a halfstep backwards, eyeing her sword. She could always /use/ it on the guy if he got rowdy. She took the handle firmly between her hands, just in case. "I'm just trying to figure out how to go back home."

>>22513

Malkarr sees the wisp eyeing her sword and grabbing the handle. Hmm Cute. Never grab a weapon unless you're ready to use it, and NEVER give a potential enemy warning. Novice mistake. The Blasting wand he kept in the sleeve of suit dropped into the hand he kept behind his back. Meanwhile the façade of politeness stayed on Malkarr's face. "Really? Is that so? His loss then, you see, You're dead. Very very dead, considering you're a wisp in Hell. Even if you could get back to Earth you'd poison him just by being near him. however, getting back is in itself unlikely. You're in Sheol, the whole purpose of this plane is to mold it's citizens into soldiers for the eternal war between Heaven, Hell and the Outside. The truancy officers would bring you back by force if you left without permission, and possibly kill you to make that easier. Now that I've given you some, I suspect, much needed exposition, how about we drop this unpleasantness and simply talk? I give my name if you give yours."

>>22513

>>22514

>>GM: A enforcer fiend – this one resembles a massive armored snake with humanoid legs and arms – observes the exchange and listens. It has extremely sharp hearing and slowly twirls an axe. A forked tongue shoots out every so often as it leans in to eavesdrop the conversation. You are being watched.

>>22514

Lisa gulped at the mention of Thomas getting sick from her presence. Was the creep right? Was she really stuck here in hell? The grip tightened on the sword as she tried to keep her composure. "My name is Lisa, and as I already said I'm not interested. Besides, I don't go for colored hair. I prefer /natural/ colors, thank you very much." She turned, starting to walk off without lessening her grip on the sword's handle. This may have been hell, but he was just like all the men on the surface, one track mind. She gave a light shudder at the fact.

>>22518

Turning her back on him? Satan she was new, new and naïve. If she lasted more than a month before dropped out or flunked out he'd be surprised. Still she held up her end of the bargain, He should hold up his. "Malkarr, and This is Hell sweetheart, green IS a natural color here. See ya around."

Probably not, unless she was lucky she was Buseyite food. Ah well no skin off his nose. She's not that good looking anyways. Malkarr walks to his Fraternity humming a tune.

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Name: Heather Wainright

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Health: 10/10

Type: Spectral Undead [Class 887]

Hellgelt (Money): 0

Dorm 1A Level -1 [Room #4]

Equipment: [Molecular Destabilization Suit][SHU Pass Badge, Suit Modified][Ruined Proton Gun]

Relationships: None.

Skills: [Mortal Sciences II: Mortal Metaphysics][Mortal Technology II: Modern Technology]

Bonuses:

1. Scientifically Minded: Generally, you get a +10 bonus to most rolls made that pertain to science. This does not strictly apply to mortal science, but also applies to fiendtech and…other forms of technology that you might find.

2. 2Spooky: You are, effectively, a ghost. Given your generally vague metaphysical status, the bureaucracy has seen fit to simply class you a "spectral" but that doesn't quite cover it either. In any event, you're very hard to damage, even if your suit is destroyed: every time you are reduced in health to zero, you get 30% of your base health back. This happens once ever time you are in combat, but refreshes every other week.

Eccentricities:

1. WELL, ACTUALLY: You are obliged to lecture people at length about topics you might have knowledge in. Why? Well, they're all stupid and they have a totally vulgar understanding of the subjects, that's why.

2. Nerd: You are sometimes easily intimidated by large creatures that are physical imposing or otherwise. You get a -10 to rolls if the creature is visibly larger than you and looks menacing.

>>22310

[Anti-Metaphysics 100:] “Why Hell Is Stupid & Doesn't Work At All Philosophically” [Anti-Demons]

[Descriptions:] "A discussion about the many many many weaknesses of the demonic form. The professor may require certain students to meet irregularly for study sessions in private." [Dr. Aya Mini]

[Alterity 100:] “How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Insanity” [Anti-Eldritch]

[Description:] "Examines prevailing theories about non-Euclidean creatures and their impact on creation. Are such creatures evil? Too easy and reductive." [Professor: Samantha 'the Goat']

What Is Your Name?: Heather Wainright

What Kind Of Creature Are You?: Incorporeal Psychokinetic Manifestation (Yes, you can call it a ghost, or a 'soul')

What Do You Value?: Knowledge, Security, Getting back to the real world

What Is Your Strength?: Invention, paranormal sciences, magical-psychokinetic theory

What Is Your Weakness?: My own equipment when outside my suit. Being trapped or captured by something horrible.

What Is Your Story?:http://pastebin.com/p46MNbX4

What Is Your Personality?:

Cautious, analytical, and trepidatious, Heather is a lost soul trapped in a horrific nightmare she can't seem to escape. Inherently distrustful and something of a loner by necessity, it's only because she's able to recognize the others trapped here that she's willing to interact with the very spooks, specters, and demons she'd lock up in a containment unit in a past life. A ghost trapped within material power armor that allows her to manipulate her various ghost-hunting equipment without being caught in her own nets, the suit serves as both her ark and her tomb, preserving and trapping her in a state of nihilistic intangibility.

Health: 10/10

Type: Spectral Undead [Class 887]

Hellgelt (Money): 0

Dorm 1A Level -1 [Room #4]

Equipment: [Molecular Destabilization Suit][SHU Pass Badge, Suit Modified][Ruined Proton Gun]

Relationships: None.

Skills: [Mortal Sciences II: Mortal Metaphysics][Mortal Technology II: Modern Technology]

Bonuses:

1. Scientifically Minded: Generally, you get a +10 bonus to most rolls made that pertain to science. This does not strictly apply to mortal science, but also applies to fiendtech and…other forms of technology that you might find.

2. 2Spooky: You are, effectively, a ghost. Given your generally vague metaphysical status, the bureaucracy has seen fit to simply class you a "spectral" but that doesn't quite cover it either. In any event, you're very hard to damage, even if your suit is destroyed: every time you are reduced in health to zero, you get 30% of your base health back. This happens once ever time you are in combat, but refreshes every other week.

Eccentricities:

1. WELL, ACTUALLY: You are obliged to lecture people at length about topics you might have knowledge in. Why? Well, they're all stupid and they have a totally vulgar understanding of the subjects, that's why.

2. Nerd: You are sometimes easily intimidated by large creatures that are physical imposing or otherwise. You get a -10 to rolls if the creature is visibly larger than you and looks menacing.

>>22310

I choose Anti-Science and Anti-Eldritch

Rolled 39, 74 = 113 (2d100)

>>22445

>Name: Natum Gelu

>Health: 10/10

>Type: Lesser Demon, Ice [Class 3]

>Hellgelt (Money): 15

>Accommodations: Dorm 3B Level 6 [Room #14A]

>Equipment: [SHU Mass-Fab Clothing][SHU PDA][Applied War Progress:1]

>Relationships: None.

>[In Progress: File Demon Spies 1/???][* Application: 1/???]

>Skills: [Tactics I: Command Experience][Ability: Ice Magic II 11/???][Unarmed: 5/???]

>Bonuses:

>Tactical-cool: You are extremely good at general tactics and methods. If you can convince others in your group to follow your directions you provide a general +10 to most rolls in combat.

>Of The Coordinator Class: Generally, you know how to interact around hierarchies. You will be generally well regarded by members of the bureaucracy. This has many useful benefits given the raw size of the greater fiendish bureaucracy.

>Eccentricities:

>Dislikes Fire: You suffer a disadvantage insofar as fighting on terrain that is fiery in some way. Given that most of hell is an inferno, this is problematic. You need to take extra precautions in such situations, but bad rolls in such terrain might be much worse…

>Divine Wrath: You've actually manged to kill an angel. This is no small feat, and other angels will generally try to kill you first. Vengeance is theirs, no matter what god has to say about the matter.

Current Classes:[Applied War 100: Combat] and [Applied Evil 100: Anti-Divine]

Prestige:

1. Work on Anti divine I really need that

2. Try to buy the cigarettes from the mall

Rolled 50, 60 = 110 (2d100)

>>22522

1. Attend my classes. I've graduated a university before, and my mind was already opened to wider avenues once.

I don't know what Anti-Science is, the name brings a faint sense of disgust, but I need to know if there are active attempts to defeat the technology I rely on.

Anti-Eldritch. We've stopped eldritch arrivals before, but that was through stopping their cultists. . .from the things I've seen and heard, I don't want to be kept defenseless if we must face one of those, let alone without my team, my gun, and in this horrid realm.

2. I need a workshop or a tool shed or something to take a look at my broken gun. It needs to be fixed.

Rolled 76, 51 = 127 (2d100)

>>22320

Name: : Lilly

Health: 10/10

Type: Female, Divine [Class: #69]

Hellgelt (Money): 5

Accommodations: Dorm 1A Level 99 [Fortified Room #1A][Guards:2]

Equipment: [Taintless Outfit, Tasteful: Light Armor][Baked Goods:7+1/turn] [SHU Monitoring Bangle] [SHU PDA]

Relationships: God [Best Friend]

Skills: [Diplomacy I]

[Light Magic I: Basic Healing]

[Divine Wrath II: Smite]

Bonuses:

Light-headed: You are really good at developing magic that is "good" in nature. As such you get a general +10 to all rolls to develop such magic. Why? Well, Jesus, look at you.

Good is DELICIOUS and INSIDIOUS: You can bribe pretty much anyone with an [apparently] infinite amount of divinely-sweet cookies. It works on pretty much everyone, but more on creatures best termed "fat".

Eccentricities:

Queen of the "Softies": You are a literal exemplar of a particularly noxious faction of SHU - the softies. The softies are individuals and creatures that are, for whatever reason, good. This doesn't go very well in hell, and you get a -20 to all interactions with all creatures that are evil. You also have to take special care when you travel, as people want to abuse you. On the bright side, you might be able to find other softies at SHU if you look hard enough…

I CANNOT HURT MY FRIENDS!: You cannot engage in battle against the angelic host or good creatures, generally. This makes you awkward and annoying in combat, and other SHU students will resent you for basically standing around ask everyone to talk about their differences or other whiny weakling bullshit. You need to be clever about what to do in these situations.

Ah classes, well I guess I'll take ummmm, are there any classes that aren't so violent?

well if not I guess I'll take

Anti-Metaphysics 100

and

Alterity 100

1.2. Look to try and find some less violent classes if possible, these classes available all seem so mean.

>>22680

An angel? In Hell? Well then, that's something you don't see often. Why, she's still pure too, no scent of corruption or blackened wings on her. What kind of angel is she? Well Looks like I'll need to find out. At least given her attire she's not an angel of Love, THOSE are a pain in the tail.

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Malkarr walks up to the angel, after Anti-Metaphysics class was over, Maintaining her pace with a feigned nonchalance. "Did it hurt?" he asks.

>>Reminder: All players please add the lines:

Classes:

Prestige:

As well as enroll in classes.

>>22722

Lilly blinked as she heard someone speak to her, she turned around confused before looking at the male that had spoken to her.

"Huh? Did what hurt?" She asked in a soft voice, head tilted in confusion.

Her eyes suddenly widened as she said, "Oh, how rude of my I'm sorry, my name is Lilly, and you are?"

>>22745

The Incubus chuckles slightly, a smirk on his face. "Malkarr, I was just wondering if it hurt when someone as lovely as you fell from heaven. It's not often we get type 69s around here. after all."

>>22749

"Oh I am sorry, you are mistaken, I didn't fall, I took the stairs," Lilly said with a kind smile as she folded her hands together with a small nod.

>>22750

Malkarr's eyebrow Quirks, "Really? Now why in heaven's name would you do that? You seemed awfully out of you element and stressed down here."

>>22751

Lilly thought a moment, "Why to bring peace and absolution of course! All of God's children are loved and I wished to bring even those who live down here into his grace."

Then she frowned and looked down at her feet before saying, "It isn't quite going so well."

>>22800

Malkarr chuckles a little. "MY you are quite the idealistic one, aren't you? As for changing a place that has a STRONG hatred for angels, you're going to have to work very long~ and very hard to make anything stick. Nothing eternal change quickly Lily. I can help you feel less stressed if you like?"

Rolled 39, 17, 29, 37 = 122 (4d100)

>>22321

Name: Woko

Health: 10/10

Type: Humanoid, Female [Class #1A]

Hellgelt (Money): 10

Accommodations: Dorm 3B Level 1 [Room #2A]

Equipment: [SHU Mass-Fab Clothing] [Soro. Badge:ΤΔΦ])

Relationships: None.

Current Classes:

Prestige:

Skills: [Magical Weapon I: Summoned Chains] [Naps:1] Bonuses:

>Weapons Specialist: You are really good at using magical weapons and get a +10 to every roll to develop your understanding of them. This applies to nearly any weapon you can think of, as well as your usual summoned weapons. This also applies to combat rolls! Wow, neat.

>Strategic Naptime: Naps are…really very weird for you given that most creatures in Hell don't sleep at all. During an action, you can take a nap. Instead of the roll, the nap yields +30 to an action. You can store three such naps and use them at any time, including combat. (A total of +90)

>>22310

I select:

[Applied Evil 100:] “Why God Is Wrong About EVERYTHING” [Anti-Divine]

[Applied War 100:] “How To Choke A Bitch” [Combat]

Woko yawns and stretches as she rolls out of bed. Looking at the clock, she blinks. Oh crap, how long had she slept!?! Running out of bed, she hurries to get ready before running out!

1+2) Woko tries her best to do a crash course on both of the subjects. Sleeping for what seemed like forever could not have been good for her grades!

3) After a intense study session, Woko moves on to combat and frantically trains

4) FInally, she returns home to her room, and collapses into a nap.

>>22802

"Oh I understand that it will certainly take a while, but I shall persevere and be patient," Lilly said with a smile before thinking on his offer for assistance, "Ah, well I suppose you could help me with a few things, here could you hold this while I pass these out to some people."

With that she handed Malkarr a basket full of baked goods saying, "I am told that everyone appreciates good food, so I'm hoping that people will at least listen to me if I give them something to eat."

>>22869

Malkarr 's countenance changes rather quickly before the young incubus regains his composure. Then he adopts a rueful expression as he smells her baked goods.

"I thought a back rub would do you more good personally. You seem tense, stressed, ready to sna~p. A good back rub could help .. relieve the tension. While i'd love nothing more than to help you hand out these lovely smelling baked goods, I have another class soon, and thus my time is limited," Malkarr lied. "So care to take me up on a short backrub or shall we finish our pleasant conversation?"

>>22865

Later in the library

Malkarr walks into the library, fancying checking out one of the myriad copies of "Mini's Anti-metaphysics for Dummies." The book was both insulting and pornographic, which considering the author was fitting, but it also was an inestimable help for class. After checking out the book, and a few Applied Evil books, Malkarr starts looking for a spot to read at.

Goat poop, nope.

A shoggoth, nope.

Two anti-metaphysics classmates fucking, hell nope.

Slimer in the vicinity, not on your life.

Oh this one just has that weird sleepy human girl from applied evil class. Not great looking but best spot so far.

Malkarr walks up to the girl. "Why hello there, what's a sleeping beauty like you doing studying? Does applied evil have you down?"

>>22926

Frantcially, Woko tried her best to study, scribbling down note after note of the book. Afterall, sleeping in was bad. Sleeping in a whole week was rather extreme to say the least. Muttering to herself about the impossibilities of good and evil and other silly things, she can't help be interrupted from a newcomer. Looking up, her ragged bed head sagging behind, she blinks as views the Incubi in front of her.

"Excuse me?" She says, a little surprised. Nobody ever really talked to her, even in life. "Uh, yeah. Applied evil." She says awkwardly, scratching her head. "I might of…Slept in for a week or two." she says putting down the pencil. "But believe me, I'd do it again. Studying really sucks, you know? Are you taking it as well?"

Malkarr hefts several applied Evil texts, "Well I can't say I'm reading these for my health now can I? Still you slept in a week or two, that's quite a feat. You break the curb on appearances sloth demoness. So What're you having trouble with? Angel taxonomy, divine interpretation, light identification?"

>>22931

She shrugs. "To be honest, the Divine interpretation is what gets me. Why the heck…er, god? I guess? Anyways, why do I have to be the one to interpret the dam message? If they're going through all the trouble to send me the thing, couldn't they just tell me what they want?" she says exaggeratedly, before slumping down once more. "Besides, I wish I was…what ever a sloth demon was. Probably get extra credit on all this."

>>22933

Damn this chick is slow, also if she's not a very comely sloth demon, she must be a very very sleepy and lazy human. Ah well a solid 5.5/10.

Malkarr chuckles, "Just the way those pretentious feathered assholes do things. Much like how hell has a massive sprawling bureaucracy. Still being a demon doesn't get you extra credit, the fact you're saying means you're human right? So how'd you end up here, and how can you take naps in a place that's supposed to be restless?"

Knowledge is power, and at the very least this is going to lay groundwork.

>>22935

She yawns, stretching back, her back cracking as she moves.

"Well, your guess is good as yours, I suppose. But I never really bothered to care, nor to find out why. Not really my style. All I know is…." she yawns mid sentence. Jeez, this guy sure was a fast talker. "That I just sorta close my eyes and…you know, blank out. And from the way /you/ make it sound, that's not really…common around here, I guess?" She says before turning back to her book. "I guess I'm here cause' of the sleeping thing than. Guess sloth really IS a sin, aint it?" she says, propping her head on her wrist.

>>22937

Yup, lazy as Hell human. Malkarr sits down in the seat next to the girl, leaning back and propping his legs up on the table, balancing his seat on two legs. "Sure is, just as much as wrath, lust, gluttony, greed, pride and envy beautiful. Still for you to nap here, means you're probably a hop skip and a jump from fitting in here juuuuuust fine. You'll probably look better than most of em too. You gonna nap now?"

>>22938

She pauses, nodding momentarily, her eyes drooping. However, her eyes jolt open, as her head crashes down onto the desk. Springing back up, she shakes her head. "Ugh. Can't. I need to catch up on this stupid work." she says, peering back into the book. "So..Whats up with you than? Guess your a actual demon, huh?" she says, finishing up a essay about why napping was probably more important than what ever god or the devil was saying.

>>22941

Malkarr snorts, "Ya know, you're going to have to be quicker on the uptake than that if you want to avoid resurrection protocols. I'm an Incubus, note the green hair, yellow eyes, horns and tail." He says all this while flipping through his applied evil books.

>>22942

She groans, underling the next page's key words and making cliff notes. "Jeez, I just got here two weeks ago, and one of those weeks was me doing nothing but napping. Gimme a break if I don't know your species off the back of your hand, will ya?" she says with a nasty chuckle, leaning back into her chair.

>>22943

Malkarr snorts "Girl, if you couldn't tell I wasn't human from the start, you may need glasses. What'd you get for prefix 7d on our homework?"

>>22945

Woko flips through a few pages, mumbling a few words. "I couldn't decide whether it was demi or angelic, so I just filled in Demi-Angelic. Although, I doubt it'll be right. I don't even know why I bother, to be honest. Do they really expect me to fight against…Angels and shit? That sounds like a pain in the ass." she says, slopping down a few more words in her messy hand writing.

>>22958

"Angels, Outsiders, other denizens of Hell, you're here to fight something, or in some cases everything. Course fighting has a rather loose definition. Won't argue bout angels being a pain in the tail though. So you get minor lantern wisp for 18?"

>>22960

"Ah shit" she curses. "I put flame elemental. Both those tings burn right? Whats the difference?" She pauses, before looking back up at him. "Hey, whatcha your name?"

>>22962

Malkarr snorts, Flame elemental, get a load of this girl. Still he had misspoke. "Sorry meant Minor Lantern Archon, and the difference is in large part because it's holy light that's about as hostile as a softie. A fire elemental would burn and attack and generally be unruly. As for my name, it's Malkarr, what's yours sleeping Beauty?"

"Mines Woko. Not much of a name, is it? Anyways, since your so curious about what I am, maybe I should ask what you are anyway. Some kinda…Fiend? A incubi, I think?" she says, pausing at a page in the book, describing the creature. The looks were spot on, but from the description, the similarities ended there.

>>22965

Malkarr rolls his eyes, "Yes Woko I am an Incubus, I do remember telling you that just a few minutes ago." He watches her looking him over. "I don't look the part I know, I actually have taste."