43753f No.19325 [Last50 Posts]
>>The Year 2037. Following the great recession of 2036 and the fall of the Trump administration, the world has held its breath as the United States totters on the edge of collapse with the entire world economic system similarly poised to implode into perpetual stagnation. Prior to this era it was once said that it was easier to think of the end of the world than the end of capitalism, but now it seems both might occur at the same time: Kaiju, monsters from disparate origins, have begun to hound the urban centers of the once great nation states of the world and have begun to attack any major population center they can find.
>>As is their way, the states of world are slow to react and lumbering: their economies are shattered and their militaries are gutted by many years of climate change, internal conflicts, and other challenges. Despite the Kaiju, has begun another war with India, Japan has begun to clash with China, and the European Union was formally dissolved last year. The world is a petty bickering place with little coordination and zero hope to speak of. As such, Kaiju attacks have run rampant with the cities of Sydney, Paris, and San Diego being destroyed. Nuclear weapons, once thought to be the ultimate defense of mankind, have proved to be useless – the Kaiju in question all have some sort of defense that seems to defeat such weapons, and conventional combat is wholly ineffective.
>>In 2038 things changed. The world began to formally coordinate their defense under the newly formed GKI (Global Kaiju Initiative). This transnational organization, drawing from researchers and specialists from around the world, had established fortified cities in London, New York, Hong Kong, and Tokyo. GKI operates a host of experimental weapons and projects, and attempts to stop the Kaiju – you – from YOUR apparently random acts of destruction. The organization is unproven and untested, but the effective administration and amount of resources put into it seems to promise success.
>>You are one of the these Kaiju. How will you handle the world? Beneficent protector or hated enemy? Capricious ally or wrath of god?
>>This game can support 10 Kaiju and a GM defined amount of Mini-Kaiju
>>IT IS EXPERIMENTAL AS THE GM HAS NEVER RUN A GAME OF THIS SORT BEFORE. RULES ARE BEING PREPARED.
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Player fill this out
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Kaiju Name:
Kaiju Origin Fluff: [A story or information about your Kaiju]
Kaiju Attack: [How does your kaiju handle violence?]
Kaiju Alignment: [Good, Evil, Neutral, Chaotic]
Kaiju Location: [Where?]
Other Kaiju Facts: [Things that might be funny]
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43753f No.19326
>>19325
Kaiju Name: King Bobaron Rossatron
Kaiju Origin Fluff: It was surprising to the people of Victoria when a humongous ape with a long-ass tail rose out of the ocean and started tearing down buildings. It was even more surprising when said ape then promptly fucked off the outback with a bunch of dead humans and pets in it's arms. Most probes that try to follow it are shot out of the air but the few glimpses that they have obtained are horrifying. This creature uses it's tail to make crude visages in the dirt of the outback before filling it in with color. As much color as a mixture of human and dog can make at least.
Kaiju Attack: Bobaron hates violence against most sentient beings (Supply runs don't count) but will use it as a last result should there be no other solution. His main weapon is hidden within the giant matting of hair on the end of his tail. A small crystal that glows with all of the colors that have ever and never existed at once. As battle is joined, the crystal turns into one dominate color and powers up with some strange arcane energy. With a simple point of the tail and a thought from his mind unleashes a primal beam of energy to smack into it's target. A variety of effects are added to the beam depending on the color of it but they are all devastating to most things. Asides from his beam weapon, Bobaron frequently uses his powerful arms and legs to beat the shit out of his enemies. It should be noted that he can beat shit while his tail fires it's energy autonomously. Truly terrifying. He frequently dodges any attacks his way using gigantic leaps and has been known to use human debris as melee weapons for added punch.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral
Kaiju Location: Australia
Other Kaiju Facts: At the art level of cave painting so far but Bobaron Rossatron has the goal to make great landscapes in the future. Gonna need to extract some kaiju blood for it though as these humans suck at being paint.
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43753f No.19329
Kaiju Name: Ziz
Kaiju Origin Fluff: Ziz did not start out as most Kaiju do, at first she appeared benevolent, willing to simple good deeds for no reason. That coupled with her appearance had the world calling her an angel. It wasn't until massive numbers of people gathered to see and worship her that she struck. All the time she had been among them she had been preparing a telepathic attack that drove everyone around her mad. The death toll was enormous and several of her victims escaped into the wider world where they continue to wreck havoc until they were put down.
Ziz appears to be a 10 meter tall woman, completely nude, with asymmetrical wings sprouting from her back. Her face is said to be ethereal and utterly inhuman in its beauty.
Kaiju Attack: Her power is in her mind. Telekinesis, Telepathy and Precognition. She prefers to use telekinesis and precognition defensively while using telepathy offensively.
Kaiju Alignment: Chaotic
Kaiju Location: Currently in orbit, planning her next move.
Other Kaiju Facts: Ziz likes to troll online forums by interfering with satellites in orbit.
She seems to have some grand plan though no one can figure out what exactly.
She only attacks once every three months. Most figure she prepares her precognition well in advance for any move she takes.
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43753f No.19330
>>19325
Kaiju Name: Kizirick
Kaiju Origin Fluff: The war between Pakistan and India awoke something. That something is a big mean insectoid that is terrifyingly fast for something it's size. It feeds on monster anything and can fly as well as leap great distances. This makes it both troublesome and hard to pin down. Both sides of the Pakistan-India conflict have felt it's predations and it's drawn to large battlefields for easy food. Scientists have noticed it has been growing slowly but steadily since it awoke, and that it at times send's out Radio wave based calls. Nothing has answered it, yet. It also can seemingly detect Nuclear materials eating them when found on it's hunts, Scientists theorize that is what strengthen it's shell and makes it proof against nuclear strikes.
Kaiju Attack: Leaps or flies about with two large scything talons. It can and will bite it's pray as well. During feeding it can spew a digestive enzyme that rapidly breaks down organic features.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral/Wild animal
Kaiju Location: India/Pakistan
Other Kaiju Facts: Smells likes Lemons.
HATES HATES HATES HATES Bananas, to the point of it being a repellant. Shame the banana crop was scarce this year….
Large Electrical discharges will distract it until attacked, but it has only once ever touched one.
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43753f No.19331
>>19325
Kaiju Name: Lutransica
Kaiju Origin Fluff: The first the city heard about a kaiju was silence coming from Alcatraz Island, quickly found to have a new resident kaiju. Sleek and hydrodynamic, with an elongated body and a long thick tail, it was officially dubbed Lutransica, although the Chinese inhabitants of San Francisco called it Shuilung, water dragon. The Kaiju did not seem aggressive to humans in general, and probing actions found that humans would be tolerated at a distance. After sinking nearly every ship in the San Francisco harbor that approach it, Lutransica was given wide berth, and the Bay gets shut down when the Kaiju is in it. Sea routes were also rerouted around Alcatraz Island, where the Kaiju apparently nested.
Kaiju Attack: Lutransica is awkward on land, so will do it's best to lure its foes into the water, using its usually superior underwater agility and speed to bite with it's powerful jaws, and slice with the claws on its hands and feet. In addition, Lutransica's tail is a long and powerful limb, with great range than its arms and legs, and can deliver quite the destructive blow.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral. Lutransica does not seem to care for or hate humanity, and will leave them be. Will challenge any Kaiju in its territory that does not submit.
Kaiju Location: San Francisco environs, Alcatraz Lair
Other Kaiju Facts: Lutransica takes a daily swim in the San Francisco Bay, at sunset. Sometimes, Lutransica comes ashore in less populated areas, rolls around, then goes back into the water. Lutransica once tolerated a whalewatching ship that got close to it by accident. It did not tolerate the second one that came on purpose.
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43753f No.19333
Kaiju Name:
the Depth Star
Kaiju Origin Fluff:
Born of the void in man's heart where a love of Justice is meant to be, the Depth Star is a floating aetherial mass that can freely reshape itself to suit its needs. At its center is a blue gem the size of a small building. If it were ever to be destroyed it would release GREAT JUSTICE upon the people in its immediate vicinity.
While it is the logical consequence of a lack of Justice, it now actively seeks an unjust world that it might feed more and grow ever stronger, knowing only that Chaos feeds its powers.
Kaiju Attack:
You've watched enough Evangelion to know where this is going.
Kaiju Alignment:
Chaotic
Kaiju Location:
As close to Tokyo as can be.
Other Kaiju Facts:
>Sometimes it sends its gaseous astral tentacles out to the minds of anime writers; there, it expresses its passion for Justice it does not truly understand, making this as-much about GREAT JUSTICE as possible
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43753f No.19334
>>19325
Kaiju Name: Radiatineko.
Kaiju Alignment: Chaotic (Or more exactly, Chaotic Neutral).
Kaiju Location: Mainland Asia.
Kaiju Origin Fluff:
Back before the Great Recession, a secret corporate laboratory within the Chinese wilderness was at work trying to discover the means to create 'catgirls', half-human half-felines creature that would serve as maids and 'mail-order brides' for those across the world wanting more exotic 'pets'. However, a misdelivery of radioactive waste instead of cat food soon led to Feline 17-R to mutate, soon breaking through her prison to feast on the other barrels of wastes before fleeing into the countryside.
While this would've led to a 15ft tall monster in any other case, Radiatineko was one of the first targets of nuclear strikes in 2037, which soon would be considered a bad choice. Bombarded with gamma, alpha and beta radiation, the feline's form surged through the mushroom cloud, leaving her greater than ever before. With the new found size, Radiatineko soon began raiding nuclear power plants and silos, in order to fulfil her thirst for radiation.
>Kaiju Attack:
The over-developed muscles of the feline ensures that even if her titanium-like claws can't rip through something, her overpowering might will crush it instead. Alongside with a long tail, overwhelming size and a relatively fast speed compared to other kaijus, Radiatineko would easily be considered a Lightning Bruiser, only countered by a lack of range attacks and protection.
>Other Kaiju Facts:
-While the gender of Radiatineko is unclear, some took to calling it a 'she'.
-GKI's studies into this feline revealed that she may have a degree of sentience.
-Additional studies shows that radiation can 'tame' her, in exchange for empowering her as well.
-It is unlikely that this is the only mutant feline to escape from the secret laboratory…
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43753f No.19346
>>19325
Kaiju Name: Ozzoah Soulcrusher
Kaiju Origin Fluff: Long ago the world was created. In that time the demons were thrown into eternal imprisonment within the bowls of the earth, in Hell. Billions of years passed, the primordial fires cooled, life came to be, and the souls of the damned first reached hell's doorstep. But now the gates of hell were weakened and Ozzoah saw his opportunity. He has returned to the material world, and soon shall his brothers! The reign of the divine and men ends here! Weep mortals, for your destruction has come!
Kaiju Attack: Ozzoah lives for violence. Using his massive body he will bash and stomp. When he is in need of something long range or just good old 'fuck this place in particular' he has his demonic powers and magic. Finally he has his primary weapon, in the demonic tongue it would be called 'Godeater'. Forged in the fires of hell and quenched in the souls of millions damned by their atheism. Ozzoah is an expert with his blade and magic.
Kaiju Alignment: Evil.
Kaiju Location: Middle East, preferably around Jerusalem
Other Kaiju Facts: Ozzoah was picked on in hell for being weak and not evil enough.
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43753f No.19349
Kaiju Name: Goliath
Kaiju Origin Fluff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GAHggrOCoA
Funded and built by the combined effort of the UN with GKI supervision, Goliath stands as the embodiment of humanities hope and determination to survive, it is a direct counter to the threats presented by the Kaiju. Combined of humanity's science, industry, and willpower Goliath is as much a weapon of morale as it is a battlefield weapon, built to support UN/GKI forces on the field as they combat the Kaiju abominations.
It's original design incorporated several nuclear reactors in order to match the strength and power output of the Kaiju, however this has been recently upgraded thanks to GKI research to consist of Non-Nuclear cores which offer the same power as a nuclear device, with the removed threat of potential radioactive meltdown and fallout.
Large, tall, and strong able to lift entire mountains it stands above and beside the UN forces, as they battle for the salvation of mankind.
>"7 Billion raise their fist when Goliath lifts up his hammer, and 7 billion deliver the blow when he brings it down upon the enemies of mankind."
Kaiju Attack: Focused as a Defensive Battlefield Support Unit, rather than an explicit Offsensive Anti-Kaiju weapon, the Goliath's main armament is it's large heavy shield forged of a composite Titanium-Adamantine Alloy which is coated in heat resistant material known as Starlite, in addition to this the shield has an additional Laserian™ Laserfield which acts as both a forcefield and CIWS against incoming missiles.
It's offensive weaponry consists of GKI specific modular weapon system, capable of being switched out and shifted at need pending upon the operational requirements in question, so its firepower can vary from masses of missiles, superheavy artillery auto-cannons, or a powerful Laserian™ Lasitron Beam Cannon which is linked to it's N2 core and can be linked to external power source such as national power grids. However, it's standard armaments is a large Power Hammer for melee.
It's main purpose however, remains in that it is a battlefield support unit, thus it's offensive programming focuses on allowing its escorted host of UN and GKI forces to more accurately target hostile Kaiju, from coordinating artillery strikes, troop movements, and intercepting Kajiu from harming human forces.
Kaiju Alignment: [Good]
Kaiju Location: [Hong Kong]
Other Kaiju Facts:
It has a Loudspeaker. And automated "Morale Improvement Program", which includes morale boosting quotes and music as well as television cameras.
>"Goliath is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all threats to humanity"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysGnH8YZxB0
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43753f No.19350
>>19325
Kaiju Name: Robo-48
Kaiju Origin Fluff: The Year is 1962. The world is on the brink of total nuclear destruction, and the U.S. is looking for its ace card. After year of tireless work, and millions of tax dollars, the US's weapon program has what its looking for: The forty eighth robot in its line, the thus named Robo-47. Built with at the brink of the nuclear apocalypse, this gargantuan titan of a machine was built to stand the tests of time, and anything else the world threw at it. Powered by a proto-type fission reactor that not only powered it, but also leeched away nearby radiation, and equipped with enough Armor to survive numerous Nuclear explosions, Robo-48 was designed to not only out-last the Nuclear apocalypse, but than find the bastards who did it and do them in with its numerous on board weapon systems. However, with the Cuban missile crisis diverted, Robo-48 was deemed too destructive to be activated. It's programming only 3/4th's of the way completed, This shadow of a nightmare that almost happened was tucked away, best left forgotten.
However, its decommissioning would not last forever. After a accidental nuclear waste spill, Robo-48 was reactivated, and its faulty programming ensued. Deducing that the apocalypse had already occurred, its Tyrant sub-systems have been engaged: Cut them all down, and start again.
"It walks into this room at its own risk, because it leads to the future, not a future that will be but one that might be. This is not a new world, it is simply an extension of what began in the old one. It has patterned itself after every dictator who has ever planted the ripping imprint of a boot on the pages of history since the beginning of time. It has refinements, technological advances, and a more sophisticated approach to the destruction of human freedom. But like every one of the super-states that preceded it, it has one iron rule: logic is an enemy and truth is a menace." Robo-47
Kaiju Attack: Extremely negatively. Any opposition to it is to be crushed, no matter how small. It will attempt to subjugate any towns or peoples it might come across.
Kaiju Alignment: Lawful
Kaiju Location: Sierra Nevada
Other Kaiju Facts:
Robo-48 can only speak in English and Russian.
Robo-48's favorite kind of radiation is Gamma.
Robo-48 speaks in a electronic voice synthesizer, that could be compared to Dalek.
Robo-48 does not see the current United states as legitimate. Only the Kennedy administration holds any legitimacy, and only president John F. Kennedy can order it to stand down
Robo-48 military rank is Command Sergeant Major.
Robo-48's military is state of the art (in 1962) and is fluent in all american lingo (present in 1962)
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43753f No.19351
>>The Neutrals!
>>Tacnol [Specimen 6]: Specimen 6 is the premier kaiju-villain of the internet. Popularly named after its resemblance to a formidable and long lived stretched cat meme, “Tacnol” has similarly assumed the motif of city destroyer as it engages in worldwide battles against the nominally “good” aligned kaiju Longcat. As one might suspect, Tacnol resembles Longcat but simply seems to be darker themed: Tacnol is covered in a black aura and emits black smoke. Tacnol, as befitting his motif, is exceedingly evil and destroys entire cities without regard to the effect in order to cause Specimen 28 to appear. Tacnol generally engages in combat with beam-eyes and apparently magical abilities.
Alignment: Insane Evil
>>Longcat [Specimen 28]: Specimen 28, generally known as “Longcat”, is the premier kaiju-hero of the internet. As one can expect from such a name, Longcat resembles an extremely stretched cat that floats in the air while generating an aura of light and smoke. Much as Tacnol, Longcat has generally assume its name thanks to an unfortunate resemblance to an internet meme. It is unknown how such a creature was formed, but it is generally agreed that laboratory experimentation was involved. Longcat is generally beneficent and avoids damage to cities and loss of life as it attempts to battle its nemesis, Tacnol. Longcat, much as Tacnol, engages in combat with beam-eyes and magical abilities.
Alignment: Lawful Good
[1/2]
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43753f No.19355
>>The Neutrals [2/2]
>>Ezekiel: Ezekiel itself is frightening to look at, as it resembles is a massive floating sphere with rings that rotate around the central sphere. The rings of the creature are laced with eyes and the creature also has a large set of wings that do not appear to be attached to it formally. Given such an aesthetic, the creature therefore resembles the biblical passage of Ezekiel 1:18 (hence the name). Ezekiel makes such attacks utilizing M-fields that resemble the sacred geometries found in scripture and religious traditions generally, but seems to just kill everyone it finds with a combination of M-field attacks and screeching. Ezekiel is the second most threatening kaiju in the world with some 75 million dead credited to it.
Alignment: Insane Evil
>>The Herald of Colors: The Herald of Colors resembles a rainbow at first glance, but it is in reality an entity of unknown (extremely hostile) status. What is known how the creature attacks: it leeches out the life from all surrounding areas and turns whatever lived there into ash; this is usually accompanied by a light storm some have compared to the aurora borealis. Currently The Herald is the most dangerous Kaiju in the world with some 100 million deaths credited to it. This number is generally thought to be higher, but it is hard to establish death counts when bodies collapse into colorless heaps of no small quantity. In combat, The Herald attacks with bursts of color, strange eldritch beams, and other attacks.
Alignment: Insane Evil
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43753f No.19357
Kaiju Name: Mr. Horny
Kaiju Origin Fluff: African warlords need to learn when to leave things alone. One found a mysterious stone in the jungle, worshipped by a primitive tribe. Gunning them down, the warlord ordered his men to begin breaking apart the stone for transport. As a thick piece sheared off from a stick of dynamite jammed in a hole, a earthquake struck. The earth buckled and groaned, rising higher that the treetops. Shaking, the kaiju cleared the dirt from his body.
Built like a combination of a gorilla and a rhinoceros, it squatted on its hind legs and flipped it's head to clear the loan from its eyes. The long arms, ending in thick, clawed fingers beat the ruptured earth. His horn shone darkly in the morning light, heralding the destruction to come.
Kaiju Attack: Charges with his horn, and uses his fingers to hold on while repeatedly stabbing the opponent.
Kaiju Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Kaiju Location: Africa Jungle
Other Kaiju Facts: Has a love hate relationship with flying creatures. Nice when they pick the parasites off his back, annoying when they decide to build nests and raise families.
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43753f No.19358
>>GM: I have extended the cap by 2 proper kaiju due to the likelyhood of droppers…
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43753f No.19364
Kaiju Name: The Sonic Screech
Kaiju Origin Fluff: When a vampire bat diagnosed with cancer fell into radioactive sludge, a strange mutation took effect, it's entire body began to grow at a rapid rate. This was, The Sonic Screech. Fueled by a hatred for humanity that caused the sludge, The Sonic Screech seeks revenge against those that created it.
Kaiju Attack:
-SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (THE SONIC SCREECH)
-Flapping its wings
-Biting stuff
Kaiju Alignment:
-E. very
-V. illain
-I. s
-L. emons
Kaiju Location:
-South Africa
Other Kaiju Facts:
-Thanks to the speedy growth of cells, The Sonic Screech has rapid regeneration
-Does not eat its vegetables
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43753f No.19365
Kaiju Name: Guddaraka
Kaiju Origin Fluff: Guddaraka was sent to invade the earth from the Black Galaxy, a distant galaxy located near the mutter's spiral. From what we have been able to determine, Guddaraka's homeworld is an arid, desolate desert similar to mars. As it is beyond human ability at present to travel to the black galaxy, we know only what astronomers can tell us; that it has numerous black holes, minimal traditional life forms, large number of red stars, and has a coating of an unknown element gas which pulls light into itself instead of allowing light through.
Kaiju Attack: Guddaraka has 6 large tentacle like limbs that it fights with in lieu of punches and kicks, has a monopodic lower body that is like a slug's body. In addition and finally, Guddaraka can expel a flerovium & darmstadtium mixture of plasma from its large toothless mouth as a breath weapon, the elements half-lifing normally and gone seconds and nanoseconds after any impact.
Kaiju Alignment: Hostile to earth
Kaiju Location: Gobi desert
Other Kaiju Facts: During a close encounter in india, Guddaraka thought a large brightly lit building was another kaiju, and first tried to either mate with or possess it in some way by inserting tentacles, then, got frustrated and smashed the building when it didn't respond.
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43753f No.19366
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43753f No.19369
>>GM: From here I will accept mini-Kaiju. They function as Kaiju nominally, but they work with their related Kaiju. They have a single dice to work with. A good example would be a parasite, a small ally, or some other trope that would explain the pairing.
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43753f No.19371
>>19325
>Kaiju Name: (Mini) Catju
>Kaiju Origin Fluff:
Essentially a (smaller) huge ass cat with the obligatory kaiju superpowers of advanced resilience to phyiscal attacks, regenerative abilities and the potential to survive unrealistic sizes that would usually be prevented by the laws of physics Catju is a cat enhanced in just about every way.
>Kaiju Attack:
As Catju is not particularly use it often stalks its prey utilizing ambush tactics in order to get the jump on its opponent, striking vulnerable spots. Often Catju will retreat after an initial attack, waiting for the inflicted damage to take its toll, only to attack again, preventing its prey from healing.
Should its enemy prove to be a superior foe Catju will often times run away and try to avoid coming into contact with it again. As a rule of thumb Catju chooses its battles carefully depending on how much of a potential threat the enemy poses.
>Kaiju Alignment: Catotic
>Kaiju Location: [Where?]
>Other Kaiju Facts:
+ Catju enjoys lying around in the sunshine
+ Catju sleeps a lot
+ Catju only kills for food and will often times leave prey alive after playing with it
+ Catju likes cows and milk
+ Catju enjoyes eating grass every now and then
+ Catju does not enjoy loud noises
+ Catju burries its poop
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43753f No.19382
>>19371
>>GM: Give your similarities to Radiatineko you have been paired with Radiatineko.
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43753f No.19385
>>19382
All the Cat parts are the same and its super radiation cat, but like it doesnt have any human components. Its just a super cat.
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43753f No.19516
>>19325
Kaiju Name: Sarsarrani
Kaiju Origin Fluff: A purebred Lynx thought to have lived since the beginning of time, its line has been passed down through generations by a very very old and wealthy family in northern Iran. Worshiped by the local population and known farther around for its divinity, its ability to see through time and space and be blessed by god himself was praised even more after the nuclear plant under the families residence went overload and killed everything there but it, growing in all aspects and actually protecting the populace in the area.
Kaiju Attack: It will often study its target for days or even weeks before proceeding to attack. It can hide from most sensors and its body can blend into the environment. It will avoid striking until it's sure it can hit a critical strike on its opponent. Its senses are greatly enhanced and its ability of sight is especially better, even viewing into the past or future. It also has Nine strong and agile tails capable of subduing prey or swatting enemies down.
Kaiju Alignment: Katotic Good
Kaiju Location: Northwestern Iran
Other Kaiju Facts:
-Most beautiful natural fur ever
-It enjoys sleeping in the sun outside its intricate mountain demesne
-Shiny gemstones and crystals, sometimes of unknown material, are found around its mountain home
-Enjoys eating grass every now and then
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43753f No.19522
>>19516
>>Due to your similarity you have been paired with Ziz.
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43753f No.19580
>>Mini Kaiju? How mini are we talking about here? How about… human sized?!
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Kaij– Section Name: Combined Operations Task Force 737-D; "The David Section"
Kaiju Origin Fluff: It started, as all good military projects do, with a pun. The UN-GKI had already spent unconuntable billions constructing a series of walls, dams, tanks and giant humanoid sledge-hammer wielding robots to fight against the foes of humanity in their "Goliath" Initiative. But there was still a few dollars left in the budget and no one could think up any more ideas for laser-based weaponry.
But for every world striding collosus ordered to guard the future of humanity, there's at least a hundred gas mask wearing goons on the ground - under-equipped, under-strength, under-budget and likely to be found under foot of giant stomping monsters.
Task Force 737-D (after the unfortunate failures of sections A-C) is a thrown together combat task force of UN personel, dis-affected Euro veterans and anyone else in Hong Kong and the surrounding mainland who fit the bill and felt like fighting for humanity.
So far the success rates of conventional weaponry, tanks, artillery and machine guns isn't really all that but Section 737 is composed of optimists. Even the Japanese Self Defence Force could at least tickle Godzilla back in the good old days, right?
Their job is to work with the UN-GKI Goliath, any other terrible science initiatives and do their best to hold the line against giant stomping monsters. They're confident it'll totally work.
One of these days.
(anti)-Kaiju Attack(s):
"Five Rounds Rapid!" - The standard David Section squad has a fine selection of machine guns and score above average in most firing range tests!
"Eh, this is just like Paris in '31" - There's no sort of monster this vaunted task force hasn't been crushed, blasted or gored by a certain stalwart unflippability is perhaps not unsurprising.
"Canary in the coal mine" - it's the proud and storied tradition of humanities various warriors to be the first to get stomped by the roving claws of giant monsters, and Section 737 is continuing this proud heritage with a variety of rapid response choppers, fragile jeeps, ambiphibious assault apcs and employee discounts on all public transportation in the greater Pan-Asian Area!
Kaiju Alignment: [Lawful Expandable / Good]
Kaiju Location: [Hong Kong!]
Other Kaiju Facts:
Section 737-D is proud to boast an unbeatable pension plan with fantastic general support. It's mostly unclaimed.
Employee dental and healthcare is the finest in the world, and few doctors can boast as much experience in treating tentacle inflicted wounds, plamsa burns or ptsd!
One time, two platoons of David section personel totally managed to slow down a raging enourmous fire-breathing reptile for six whole hours. Both platoons were awarded commendations for courage and merit!
It was mostly post-humous.
It's unofficial task-force policy to operate on a "finder's keepers" system when operating in desolated urban areas. Distinguished veterans have made fortune selling personal knick-knacks, and it really helps budget short-comings.
Employee turn-over is remarkably low, all things considered - most people blame the cafeteria which does offer a very solid menu.
Most of the section participates in the annual "Buy Our Giant Robot Pal A Christmas Cake" donation drive.
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43753f No.19582
>>19580
>kaiju builder
>plays group of genetically modified humans
>muh speshul a team
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43753f No.19615
>>19580
[GM: The concept is acceptable, but you would need to rework the unit to be mini-mecha. Single pilots are acceptable, but I don't want to handle platoons and squads. It's thematically not what I'm going for.]
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43753f No.19681
[The Depth Star]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [Class 6: Angel]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [3]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [M-Field Manipulation I: Basic Defense][M-Field Beam I: Short-Range][Change Shape I: Simple Shapes]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [0][0]
Lair: [player's name choice layer, Okinawa]
Bonuses:
1. M-Field of Dreams: Your M-field is extremely difficult to penetrate. Every time you increase your M-field manipulation, you gain an increase in armor of [+3] instead of [+1]. It might be vulnerable to some attacks, though!
2. Geometric Jujitsu: You can easily develop new ways to attack by changing shapes. Every time you practice for a new ability related to changing shape, add +10 to the roll. Changing shapes might allow for specific or weird forms of attack.
Eccentricities:
1. Slow As Hell: You are really quite slow. This is problematic when facing large entrenched weapons that like slow targets. Your movement speed is also halved, and you always attack last. Initiative is effectively worthless for you!
2. The Quiet Type: You can't really communicate with other kaiju at all. Why? Well, look at you, you're a big fucking piece of geometry.
[King Bobaron Rossatron]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [Class 13: Megafauna]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [player's name choice Beam I: Basic Beam][Melee I: Smash][Evasion I: Fast Reflexes]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[10k]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [0][0]
Lair: [player's name choice lair]
Bonuses:
1. Unironically Likes Bob Ross: You are really very artistic. If you roll below 50 for anything deemed artistic, you can reroll the action once. This does not apply to combat rolls.
2. Life Imitates Art: You have some really unusual artistic techniques. Every time you make a piece of art, roll a d100 to see what happens.
1. Likes Blondes: You are vulnerable to blondes. This might not be a problem, but GKI has these mecha…and some of them are women… [dabs forehead with towel]. But I mean, who doesn't like blondes? Nobody, that's who.
2. Naturalist: You like wildnerness areas. As such you get a slight disadvantage when fighting in heavy polluted or blighted areas of the Earth. Most urban areas don't count even though you fucking hate those.
[Goliath]
Infamy/Fame: [10] [-2 turn]
Health: [8/8] [+2 turn]
Class: [3: Cybernetic]
Attack: [1]
Armor: [1]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [Weapons I: Raytheon MK1 Combat Rifle & Molecular Bayonet][Armor I: Modern Reactive][Engine I: Micro-Thorium Prototype][Support I: Primitive Mini-Mecha]
Size: [50m]
Cities Saved: [0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [GKI Skunkworks, Hong Kong]
[Mini-Mecha:]
Osiris-00 [3hp][Pilot: Leyenne Calicott][Hothead][In Testing]
Freedom-00 [3hp][Pilot: James Reynold][Training]
Bonuses:
1. Plot Armor: Every time Goliath is KO-ed Goliath is destroyed. However, the crew always manages to live somehow. It's sort of frustrating for kaiju. If they want to get the crew, they should attack Goliath's main base. Also, Goliath never seems to lose fans…
2. JUST TAKE MY MONEY: Every time Goliath is destroyed it gets rebuilt. That is, unless funding gets slashed somehow….?
Eccentricities:
1. Made in USA (and China): There are some…pretty massive bugs in Goliath's onboard AI systems. Every other turn, roll to figure out if the bugs have been fixed yet.
[Ziz]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [Class 6: Angel]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [Psionics I: Short-Range Shockpulse][Terror I: General Destruction][M-Field Manipulation I: Basic Defense]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [None]
Mini-Kaiju: [None]
Bonuses:
1. Breaking Hearts and Minds: Nobody can resist your awful beauty. If the city you are attacking rolls below 30 to defend itself, it is automatically terrorized and falls another 15. This stacks with other terror attacks.
2. Otaku Sex Goddess: Needless to say, your aesthetic… qualities …have earned you devoted userbase on the internet who argue that Ziz is their waifu and other shit. It is easier to get fans, and haters have a tendency to become fans. You're on par with Rei from NGE, which is quite a feat! [Add a +2 to all fans/haters rolls]
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43753f No.19682
[Ziz con't]
Eccentricities:
1. Fucking Nerds: Every three turns, Ziz must do something about those fucking internet nerds and their pornography. This can involve destruction.
2. Goofy Wings: You have goofy wings that work okay. They hinder your ability to fight in melee, however. [-1 to melee attack rolls]
[The Sonic Screech]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [9: Avian]
Attack: [2]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [Area Attack I: Sonic Shriek][Evasion I: Basic Evasion][Bite I: Vampiric Lunge]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Player named cave, South Africa]
Mini-Kaiju: [None]
Bonuses:
1. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?: You can reroll attempts to increase your screech abilities once per action per turn if the roll is below 50.
2. I SUCK: Bite attacks give you some health back. [20% of damage per successful attack in combat.]
Eccentricities:
1. Muh Flier: You need to fly, so you can't really upgrade your armor at all really. Your bones are also super thin and you take extra damage from blunt-force attacks (or melee generally).
2. Ungrateful Brats: Your mini-kaiju grow up pretty fast and they don't always meet your, uh, expectations…
[Radiatineko]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [14: Mammalian]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [0]
Initiative: [2]
Abilities: [Melee I: Titan Claws][Reflexes II: Super-Feline]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [None][None]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [None]
Bonuses:
1. Nine Lives: You can ignore the first KO that is inflicted upon you in combat. Only the second KO is “real”.
2. Prenatural Reflexes: You are pretty good at avoiding melee attacks and get a +2 to defending against them.
Eccentricities:
1. Remove Fleas From Premises: You get distracted by fleas every 3 turns or so. Roll a 1d100 to scratch the shit out of them!
2. DISLIKE FIRE: You dislike fire for obvious reasons. If you get attacked by a fire attack, you will suffer -1 to combat rolls for the duration of combat. This does not stack.
[Ezekial]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [30/30] [+2 turn]
Class: [6: Angel]
Attack: [5]
Defense: [4]
Abilities: [Beam V: Ray of Purgation][M-Field IV: Resilient Shielding]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [2: Portland, Seattle]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][Some][+3]
Lair: [None]
Bonuses:
1. Wrath of God: Ezekiel may occasionally unleash certain powers when KO-ed. [roll d10]
2. Vengeance Is Mine: Ezekiel holds a grudge against kaiju that attack it. In subsequent engagements, he gets +1 to combat rolls against said kaiju,
Eccentricities:
1. Aquaphobe: Ezekial dislikes water. If it is thrown into the water, it suffers -1 to all rolls.
2. I AM HE WHO IS I AM: Ezekial doesn't talk to anyone because he doesn't.
[Tacnol]
Infamy/Fame: [70] [-2 turn]
Health: [30/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [14: Mammalian]
Attack: [8]
Defense: [4]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [Beam IV: Greater Shadowblast][Defense IV: Umbral Shroud][Teleport I: Shadowed Movement]
Size: [REDACTED]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [3: Osaka, Nagoya, Pyongyang]
Casualities Inflicted:[50m]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][1]
Times Defeated: [1]
Fanbase/Haters: [Some][Some][+6]
Lair: [4chan board: /pol/]
Bonuses:
1. I H8 Everything: Tacnol gets +2 to attack every time it increases its offensive abilities.
2. Frothing Rage: When low on health, Tacnol may go berserk. [roll 1d10]
Eccentricities:
1. Idiotic: Tacnol is not a strategic genius and gets a -10 to attack cities.
2. Flanking, What's That?: Tacnol isn't good at handling multiple targets and gets a -1 to rolls when engaging groups.
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43753f No.19683
[Longcat]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [50/50] [+5 turn]
Class: [14: Mammalian]
Attack: [5]
Defense: [2]
Initiative: [4]
Abilities: [Aura IV: Mass Regeneration][Melee V: Supreme Tail Whip][Stretch IV: Stretch-Warp]
Size: [REDACTED]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][1]
Times Defeated: [1]
Fanbase/Haters: [Some][Some][+6]
Lair: [4chan board: /tg/]
Bonuses:
1. Longcat Is Long: The capacities of Longcat to stretch are considerable, and it warps space and time. Every time it increases stretching it gains 1 initiative and .5 defense.
2. Generally Good: Longcat is beneficient and doubles gains in health from healing abilities.
Eccentricities:
1. Goodie Goodie: Generally, Longcat doesn't like to hurt people. If it winds up hurting a ton of people, it will pause during combat to heal them.
2. Hates Evil: Longcat will not tolerate evil creatures or dialogue with them.
[The Chromatic Herald] [AKA: The Scintillating Nightmare]
Infamy Ranking: [200: #1][-2/turn]
Health: [50/50]
Class: [1: Eldritch]
Attack: [6]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [4]
Abilities: [Impoverish World IV: Medium Sized Leech] [Chromatic Beam VI: Piercing Chromatic Ray][Phase Teleport IV: Long Range, Slow]
Size: [100m]
Lair: [Space-Between-Spaces, ???]
Cities Destroyed: [3: Peking, Shenzen, Chonqing]
Casualities Inflicted: [100m]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [2][3]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][Lots][+6 to rolls]
Strengths:
1. Resilient: You are very hard to kill. You can get back up from a knockout and return to full health once every 5 turns.
2. Eldritch Parasite: You may restore health by drawing the life force from the surrounding area once per combat as a free action. This action is taken automatically. [Roll 1d20]
Weaknesses:
1. Occult: You are vulnerable to certain magical attacks. These get +15 to rolls against you.
2. Eldritch: You cannot, nor care to, interact with local lifeforms except in a hostile fashion.
[Ozzoah Soulcrusher]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [Class 7: Demon]
Attack: [2]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Melee I: Basic Frenzy][Weapons Usage I: Basic Hellish Weapons][Armor I: Hellhide]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[10k]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [player's name choice layer, Middle East]
Bonuses:
1. Raging Maniac: When you are low on health [-70%] your attack damage doubles.
2. Badass Demon Badass: You can reroll attempts to develop abilities that are fiendish in nature once per turn if the roll is below 50.
Eccentricities:
1. I H8 Jesus: You are weak against angelic-type kaiju and holy attacks. If such things are seen, you get a -2 to combat rolls for that combat. This does not stack.
2. Daemons Don't Play Nice: You can have mini-kaiju, but they are demons. Particularly disagreeable treacherous demons.
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43753f No.19684
[Robo-48]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [3: Cybernetic]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [Weapons Usage I: Scavenged GKI Gear][Engines I: Antiquarian Nuclear Reactor][Armor I: Scavenged Modern Armor]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [player's name choice lair, Nevada]
Bonuses:
1. Looter: Robo-48 can loot battlefields and cities for equipment attach to itself. Every time you destroy a city, roll a 1d10. On a 8+, you might find something.
2. Radiation Leech: You are able to draw radiation and channel it into attacks. Every time you destroy a nuclear facility, you get a +1 to attack permanently.
Eccentricities:
1. Analog: You can't integrate all this “digital” nonsense. This makes you immune to electronic attack, however.
[Mr Horney]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+1 turn]
Class: [???: Undefined ]
Attack: [2]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Melee I: Charge][Grapple I: Pummel][Armor I: Thick Hide]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [player's name lair, Africa]
Bonuses:
1. Chimera: You are a combination of several species and have the advantages of many of them. As such, you get a +5 to rolls to develop new abilities or upgrade existing abilities.
2. Friendly Parasites: Every time you increase your health, add an additional point. While the parasites are annoying, they provide benefits.
Eccentricities:
1. Angry Parasites: Large parasites occasionally schluff off during fighting. They might be angry.
[Guddaraka]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [11: Extraterrestial]
Attack: [3]
Defense: [0]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Breath Weapon II: Radiation Breath][Melee I: Basic Tentacles]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [player's name choice, Gobi Desert]
Bonuses:
1. Bio-Weapons Expert: You are an expert in breath weapons, and you get a +10 to rolls to develop or refine them.
2. Deadeye Slug: You are pretty accurate with your breath weapon and get a +1 to combat rolls while using it.
Eccentricities:
1. Slow As Shit: You are a slug. As befitting a slug, you move slowly. It takes more effort to raise initiative.
2. Salty: You are vulnerable to salt. Really vulnerable. Hopefully nobody figures this out.
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43753f No.19685
>>GM note: still fixing some last minute rules issues…
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43753f No.19689
>>19371
[Catju]
[Mini-Kaiju of Radiatineko]
Abilities: [Mini-K Claws][Tactics II: Studied Ambush]
Health: 6hp
Attack: 1
Defense: 0
Initiative: 2
[Sarsarrani]
[Mini-Kaiju of Ziz]
Health: 6hp
Abilities: [Mini-K Claws][Tactics II: Camo'ed Ambush]
Attack: 1
Defense: 0
Initiative: 2
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43753f No.19692
>>Do not post. I am making additional rules revisions.
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43753f No.19694
>>19331
[Lutransica]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [2: Reptilian]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [Melee I: Tail Swipe and Bite][Armor I: Dragonhide][Mobility I: Amphibious-Aquatic]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [player's name choice, San Francisco Ruins]
Bonuses:
1. All Ways Physical, A Dragon: You are literally a dragon. As such you get a +10 to develop abilities in that spirit.
2. Lair Fetish: You can reroll attempts to build up your lair once per turn. Why? Dragon.
Eccentricities:
1. Likes Burgers: You really like to go out for a quick bite at the high-density feedlots. Every three turns, roll a 1d100 to see how it goes.
2. Slightly Lazy: Your home range is largely limited to the pacific, and you generally ignore things beyond that (unless it messes with your lair).
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43753f No.19817
>>19330
[Kizrick]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [13: Megafauna]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [Melee I: Talons and Bite][Mobility I: Flight and Maneuver][Armor I: Radiation-Boosted Shell]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Player named, Pakistan]
Mini-Kaiju: [None]
Bonuses:
1. Radiation Eater: Every time Kizrick devours a radiation source, it gains armor. Every time this occurs, roll a 1d2 increase in armor.
2. Mobility: You are extremely fast, and gain a +10 to all rolls to increase your mobility in some way…
Eccentricities:
1. Electrophobe: You take massive damage from electrical attacks. When such attacks are used, you get a -1 to all combat rolls.
2. Quantity Over Quality: You find it easier to reproduce, but your offspring are generally weaker than other Kaiju… [+10 to mini-kaiju research, lowered mini-Kaiju strength]
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43753f No.19827
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43753f No.19847
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43753f No.19848
>>Players may post.
>>Mini-Kaiju get 2d100
>>All players add statsheet line: [Equipment/Items]:
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43753f No.19849
>>19848
[Radiatineko]
>Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
>Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
>Class: [14: Mammalian]
>Size: [50m]
>Attack: [1]
>Defense: [0]
>Initiative: [2]
>Abilities:
[Melee I: Titan Claws]
[Reflexes II: Super-Feline]
>Equipment/Items:
>Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [None][None]
>Casualities Inflicted:[0]
>Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
>Times Defeated: [0]
>Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
>Lair: [None]
>Bonuses:
1. Nine Lives: You can ignore the first KO that is inflicted upon you in combat. Only the second KO is “real”.
2. Prenatural Reflexes: You are pretty good at avoiding melee attacks and get a +2 to defending against them.
>Eccentricities:
1. Remove Fleas From Premises: You get distracted by fleas every 3 turns or so. Roll a 1d100 to scratch the shit out of them!
2. DISLIKE FIRE: You dislike fire for obvious reasons. If you get attacked by a fire attack, you will suffer -1 to combat rolls for the duration of combat. This does not stack.
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43753f No.19850
 | Rolled 70, 92, 38 = 200 (3d100) |
1.2. Ziz shifts in orbit, spreading her wings wide, orienting herself so that she faces the earth fully. She then begins to use her gift of precognition to begin to map out the responses of the City of Moscow should she attack in three months time, reducing the chance of injury and increasing the chances of a successful assault. She pays special attention to the city's high ranking military.
3. Ziz begins to build a Lair on the dark side of the moon, using telekinesis to shape and mold a place to rest and recuperate should she be injured.
http://pastebin.com/BRb5f6eu
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43753f No.19851
| Rolled 99, 96, 73 = 268 (3d100) |
>>19848
Kaiju Name: Kizirick
Kaiju Origin Fluff: The war between Pakistan and India awoke something. That something is a big mean insectoid that is terrifyingly fast for something it's size. It feeds on monster anything and can fly as well as leap great distances. This makes it both troublesome and hard to pin down. Both sides of the Pakistan-India conflict have felt it's predations and it's drawn to large battlefields for easy food. Scientists have noticed it has been growing slowly but steadily since it awoke, and that it at times send's out Radio wave based calls. Nothing has answered it, yet. It also can seemingly detect Nuclear materials eating them when found on it's hunts, Scientists theorize that is what strengthen it's shell and makes it proof against nuclear strikes.
Kaiju Attack: Leaps or flies about with two large scything talons. It can and will bite it's pray as well. During feeding it can spew a digestive enzyme that rapidly breaks down organic features.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral/Wild animal
Kaiju Location: India/Pakistan
Other Kaiju Facts: Smells likes Lemons.
HATES HATES HATES HATES Bananas, to the point of it being a repellant. Shame the banana crop was scarce this year….
Large Electrical discharges will distract it until attacked, but it has only once ever touched one.
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [13: Megafauna]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [Melee I: Talons and Bite][Mobility I: Flight and Maneuver][Armor I: Radiation-Boosted Shell]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [The Nest, Pakistan]
Mini-Kaiju: [None]
Bonuses:
1. Radiation Eater: Every time Kizrick devours a radiation source, it gains armor. Every time this occurs, roll a 1d2 increase in armor.
2. Mobility: You are extremely fast, and gain a +10 to all rolls to increase your mobility in some way…
Eccentricities:
1. Electrophobe: You take massive damage from electrical attacks. When such attacks are used, you get a -1 to all combat rolls.
2. Quantity Over Quality: You find it easier to reproduce, but your offspring are generally weaker than other Kaiju… [+10 to mini-kaiju research, lowered mini-Kaiju strength]
1. Research teams have noted excessive earth movement Kizirick's nest. also several stones and minerals dragged into the nest. No scout drones have to date gotten into the nest to evaluate what the Kaiju is doing. (Build a spawning pit in the nest)
+Quantity over Quality.
2.Kizirick's diet has shifted marginally, the beast has been much more active of late, moving about it's terrain more actively. Colleagues have hypothesized it's trying to shift into full wakefulness, but to me it seems like it's trying to improve it's mobility. (Boost mobility and maneuver, also possibly imitative.)
+Mobility
3.Kizirick's calls are in part radio based. It's made several in the past few days. Not at food, or enemies, or prey. Just sitting out there and calling. To what?
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43753f No.19852
| Rolled 31, 38, 57 = 126 (3d100) |
>>19849
1: The feline's first moves were to scout out the surrounding areas, searching for traces of radiation to devour to empower herself, and to satisfy her hunger.
>Scout out for sources of radiation.
2: Inbetween the occasional scouting, the Radiatineko seems to be forming some kind of 'lair' around the Lab's wreckage, boulders being moved to form a 'wall' around said ruins to provide some defence against potential threats
>Reclaim the destroyed lab as a Lair.
3: Finally, strange growling would be heard from the feline, her body twitching as the form underneath seems to swell larger and larger…
>Become stronger through increased muscle mass.
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43753f No.19853
| Rolled 41, 100, 48 = 189 (3d100) |
>>19683
Kaiju Name: Ozzoah Soulcrusher
Kaiju Origin Fluff: Long ago the world was created. In that time the demons were thrown into eternal imprisonment within the bowls of the earth, in Hell. Billions of years passed, the primordial fires cooled, life came to be, and the souls of the damned first reached hell's doorstep. But now the gates of hell were weakened and Ozzoah saw his opportunity. He has returned to the material world, and soon shall his brothers! The reign of the divine and men ends here! Weep mortals, for your destruction has come!
Kaiju Attack: Ozzoah lives for violence. Using his massive body he will bash and stomp. When he is in need of something long range or just good old 'fuck this place in particular' he has his demonic powers and magic. Finally he has his primary weapon, in the demonic tongue it would be called 'Godeater'. Forged in the fires of hell and quenched in the souls of millions damned by their atheism. Ozzoah is an expert with his blade and magic.
Kaiju Alignment: Evil.
Kaiju Location: Middle East, preferably around Jerusalem
Other Kaiju Facts: Ozzoah was picked on in hell for being weak and not evil enough.
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [Class 7: Demon]
Attack: [2]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Melee I: Basic Frenzy][Weapons Usage I: Basic Hellish Weapons][Armor I: Hellhide]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[10k]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [The Summoning Pit, Middle East]
Bonuses:
1. Raging Maniac: When you are low on health [-70%] your attack damage doubles.
2. Badass Demon Badass: You can reroll attempts to develop abilities that are fiendish in nature once per turn if the roll is below 50.
Eccentricities:
1. I H8 Jesus: You are weak against angelic-type kaiju and holy attacks. If such things are seen, you get a -2 to combat rolls for that combat. This does not stack.
2. Daemons Don't Play Nice: You can have mini-kaiju, but they are demons. Particularly disagreeable treacherous demons.
1. Begin to develop Fiendish magic, more specifically a wave of hellfire to wash over the puny humans.
2. Speaking of puny humans, I need to go kill something, or many things.
3. Then devour the souls of those that I kill, feed me mortals!
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43753f No.19854
| Rolled 46 (1d100) |
>>19853
rerolling action 1 with Badass Demon Badass
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43753f No.19855
| Rolled 37, 76, 23 = 136 (3d100) |
>>19848
Kaiju Name: Mr. Horny
Kaiju Origin Fluff: African warlords need to learn when to leave things alone. One found a mysterious stone in the jungle, worshipped by a primitive tribe. Gunning them down, the warlord ordered his men to begin breaking apart the stone for transport. As a thick piece sheared off from a stick of dynamite jammed in a hole, a earthquake struck. The earth buckled and groaned, rising higher that the treetops. Shaking, the kaiju cleared the dirt from his body.
Built like a combination of a gorilla and a rhinoceros, it squatted on its hind legs and flipped it's head to clear the loan from its eyes. The long arms, ending in thick, clawed fingers beat the ruptured earth. His horn shone darkly in the morning light, heralding the destruction to come.
Kaiju Attack: Charges with his horn, and uses his fingers to hold on while repeatedly stabbing the opponent.
Kaiju Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Kaiju Location: Africa Jungle
Other Kaiju Facts: Has a love hate relationship with flying creatures. Nice when they pick the parasites off his back, annoying when they decide to build nests and raise families
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+1 turn]
Class: [???: Undefined ]
Attack: [2]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Melee I: Charge][Grapple I: Pummel][Armor I: Thick Hide]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [player's name lair, Africa]
Bonuses:
1. Chimera: You are a combination of several species and have the advantages of many of them. As such, you get a +5 to rolls to develop new abilities or upgrade existing abilities.
2. Friendly Parasites: Every time you increase your health, add an additional point. While the parasites are annoying, they provide benefits.
Eccentricities:
1. Angry Parasites: Large parasites occasionally schluff off during fighting. They might be angry.
1/2) The massive beast undergoes a minor transformation, it's diet shifting to include large quantities of metals. The first sign of it's effect is a series of silvery veins along Mr. Horny's armored skin. The silver spreads, forming an interlocking network of metal reinforcements. [Better armor]
3) To cope with his new hunger, Mr. Horny heads off in search of a pit mine that will provide enough metal to last a lifetime.
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43753f No.19856
| Rolled 87, 62 = 149 (2d100) |
>>19689
>Kaiju Name: (Mini) Catju
>Kaiju Origin Fluff:
Essentially a (smaller) huge ass cat with the obligatory kaiju superpowers of advanced resilience to phyiscal attacks, regenerative abilities and the potential to survive unrealistic sizes that would usually be prevented by the laws of physics Catju is a cat enhanced in just about every way.
>Kaiju Attack:
As Catju is not particularly use it often stalks its prey utilizing ambush tactics in order to get the jump on its opponent, striking vulnerable spots. Often Catju will retreat after an initial attack, waiting for the inflicted damage to take its toll, only to attack again, preventing its prey from healing.
Should its enemy prove to be a superior foe Catju will often times run away and try to avoid coming into contact with it again. As a rule of thumb Catju chooses its battles carefully depending on how much of a potential threat the enemy poses.
>Kaiju Alignment: Catotic
>Kaiju Location: [Where?]
>Other Kaiju Facts:
+ Catju enjoys lying around in the sunshine
+ Catju sleeps a lot
+ Catju only kills for food and will often times leave prey alive after playing with it
+ Catju likes cows and milk
+ Catju enjoyes eating grass every now and then
+ Catju does not enjoy loud noises
+ Catju burries its poop
[Catju]
[Mini-Kaiju of Radiatineko]
Abilities: [Mini-K Claws][Tactics II: Studied Ambush]
Health: 6hp
Attack: 1
Defense: 0
Initiative: 2
1. With not much to do except following around the biggest cat in the area Catju would have to adapt. While its bigger counterpart was capable of outputting vast amounts of damage Catju would have to keep its claws sharp finding ways to engage various military vehicles and their tough hulls. Perhaps a bit of radiation might help?
2. Seeing as Radiocat was claiming a lair Catju would proceed to scout it out looking for all those neat little places to hide in and most importantly sleep during the night when it was cold. While it shouldn't matter because of Catju's fur the cozy warmth of radioactive exhaust was always preferable. Unless in summer of course.
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43753f No.19858
| Rolled 86, 66 = 152 (2d100) |
>>19848
Fluff and Stats:
http://pastebin.com/6LSuJGAa
1-2; Head north into Azerbaijin, eating people, farm animals, and crops, and wrecking their cities.
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43753f No.19859
Kaiju Name: Goliath
Kaiju Origin Fluff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GAHggrOCoA
Funded and built by the combined effort of the UN with GKI supervision, Goliath stands as the embodiment of humanities hope and determination to survive, it is a direct counter to the threats presented by the Kaiju. Combined of humanity's science, industry, and willpower Goliath is as much a weapon of morale as it is a battlefield weapon, built to support UN/GKI forces on the field as they combat the Kaiju abominations.
It's original design incorporated several nuclear reactors in order to match the strength and power output of the Kaiju, however this has been recently upgraded thanks to GKI research to consist of Non-Nuclear cores which offer the same power as a nuclear device, with the removed threat of potential radioactive meltdown and fallout.
Large, tall, and strong able to lift entire mountains it stands above and beside the UN forces, as they battle for the salvation of mankind.
>"7 Billion raise their fist when Goliath lifts up his hammer, and 7 billion deliver the blow when he brings it down upon the enemies of mankind."
Kaiju Attack: Focused as a Defensive Battlefield Support Unit, rather than an explicit Offsensive Anti-Kaiju weapon, the Goliath's main armament is it's large heavy shield forged of a composite Titanium-Adamantine Alloy which is coated in heat resistant material known as Starlite, in addition to this the shield has an additional Laserian™ Laserfield which acts as both a forcefield and CIWS against incoming missiles.
It's offensive weaponry consists of GKI specific modular weapon system, capable of being switched out and shifted at need pending upon the operational requirements in question, so its firepower can vary from masses of missiles, superheavy artillery auto-cannons, or a powerful Laserian™ Lasitron Beam Cannon which is linked to it's N2 core and can be linked to external power source such as national power grids. However, it's standard armaments is a large Power Hammer for melee.
It's main purpose however, remains in that it is a battlefield support unit, thus it's offensive programming focuses on allowing its escorted host of UN and GKI forces to more accurately target hostile Kaiju, from coordinating artillery strikes, troop movements, and intercepting Kajiu from harming human forces.
Kaiju Alignment: [Good]
Kaiju Location: [Hong Kong]
Other Kaiju Facts:
It has a Loudspeaker. And automated "Morale Improvement Program", which includes morale boosting quotes and music as well as television cameras.
>"Goliath is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all threats to humanity"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysGnH8YZxB0
[Goliath]
Infamy/Fame: [10] [-2 turn]
Health: [8/8] [+2 turn]
Class: [3: Cybernetic]
Attack: [1]
Armor: [1]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [Weapons I: Raytheon MK1 Combat Rifle & Molecular Bayonet][Armor I: Modern Reactive][Engine I: Micro-Thorium Prototype][Support I: Primitive Mini-Mecha]
Size: [50m]
Cities Saved: [0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [GKI Skunkworks, Hong Kong]
[Mini-Mecha:]
Osiris-00 [3hp][Pilot: Leyenne Calicott][Hothead][In Testing]
Freedom-00 [3hp][Pilot: James Reynold][Training]
Bonuses:
1. Plot Armor: Every time Goliath is KO-ed Goliath is destroyed. However, the crew always manages to live somehow. It's sort of frustrating for kaiju. If they want to get the crew, they should attack Goliath's main base. Also, Goliath never seems to lose fans…
2. JUST TAKE MY MONEY: Every time Goliath is destroyed it gets rebuilt. That is, unless funding gets slashed somehow….?
Eccentricities:
1. Made in USA (and China): There are some…pretty massive bugs in Goliath's onboard AI systems. Every other turn, roll to figure out if the bugs have been fixed yet.
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43753f No.19860
>>19858
>>19848
Switch this to attacking cities housing and propagating terrorists
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43753f No.19861
| Rolled 87, 69, 16 = 172 (3d100) |
Other Kaiju Facts: Lutransica takes a daily swim in the San Francisco Bay, at sunset. Sometimes, Lutransica comes ashore in less populated areas, rolls around, then goes back into the water. Lutransica once tolerated a whalewatching ship that got close to it by accident. It did not tolerate the second one that came on purpose.
[Lutransica]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [2: Reptilian]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [Melee I: Tail Swipe and Bite][Armor I: Dragonhide][Mobility I: Amphibious-Aquatic]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Fisherman's Wharf, San Francisco Ruins]
[Equipment/Items]:
Bonuses:
1. All Ways Physical, A Dragon: You are literally a dragon. As such you get a +10 to develop abilities in that spirit.
2. Lair Fetish: You can reroll attempts to build up your lair once per turn. Why? Dragon.
Eccentricities:
1. Likes Burgers: You really like to go out for a quick bite at the high-density feedlots. Every three turns, roll a 1d100 to see how it goes.
2. Slightly Lazy: Your home range is largely limited to the pacific, and you generally ignore things beyond that (unless it messes with your lair).
1: Reports have been coming in of Lutransica swimming what looks like laps between Fisherman's Wharf and Alcatraz. Looks like its trying to [Improve Aquatic Mobility] [+10, Dragon Swimming]
2: During it's excusions, Lutransica has been popping up on shore in a few places, leaving a relatively minor but unmistakble trail of destruction behind it. Looks like it's trying to [Expand It's Territory].
3: While Lutransica was away, we snuck a remote drone camera in it's lair. We noticed it had been digging down to [Expand the Lair], making a multi-chamber complex.
Burger: 1/3
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43753f No.19862
| Rolled 71 (1d100) |
>>19861
Lair Fetish reroll
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43753f No.19863
| Rolled 33, 14, 65, 37 = 149 (4d100) |
>>19859
>Add [Smashed Titan Maul]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBjIlHPwQZM
"THE SUN RISES OVER A HUMAN DAWN, JUST AS IT HAS FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND SHALL FOR A THOUSAND MORE!"
Goliath stands amidelcomes the dawn with an inspirational quote which booms through Hong Kong, as its crew stand on the moving platform preparing to enter their vehicle. Their leader looks up at the Iron Giant.
"Sure does, big guy. Sure does. Alright guys, rise and shine it's time to go to work."
Five humans, each responsible for an individual duty, Captain Richard as team leader, Kameko Yamauchi as technical engineer, Royce Chamberlain movement and combat specialist, Ivan Yakovich as weapons officer, and Dr Heinrich Faust as medical officer and scientific advisory.
1. As part of a new UN initiative titled "The Fortress City", GKI strongholds and high priority industrial or population centers were to be upgraded with immediate and massive military installations and defenses. While some of the more grandeur plans such as "Skyscraper Shelters" which could be lowered underground weren't yet finished, the more conventional defenses were already being constructed.
Hills and mountains where hewn out for gigantic missile and artilery silo's, and battleship turrets and missile pods were planted into the earth like hardy weeds.
And Goliath would be their gardener, using his massive hands he helped construction crews literally move mountains of earth and lift mighty pieces. Truly, it was more a political stunt than a practical one, but it showed the world GKI and the UN would be digging our heels in and would not budge against the monsters!
2. Goliath would also assist in the matter of the far more practical and vital construction of giant robot facilities and utilities in Hong Kong, such as testing grounds and parts assembly and repair stations. Here the vast industrial potential of China would pour into a central nucleus, thousands of tons of steel and parts as well as armies of workers from around the country gathered assembled to make repairs or new technological upgrades.
Most sorely needed was repairs to the [Smashed Titan Maul] belonging to Goliath
3. Kameko Yamauchi participated in the recent debate over the installation of a [Support Coordination Module]. A device designed and intended to be installed into Goliath's main frame it would connect to all sensors and then relay crucial informatoin back to supporting allied fleets and military forces. Goliath being closest and directly in the line of Kaiju would also serve as direct visual contact both of Kaiju weakpoints and movements, and from this information would be gathered and then sent to scattered control hubs, which would translate this data into useful aquisition, targeting, and trajectory info to everything from tank battalions, to jet fighters, bombers, and of course land based artillery.
Goliath would actively direct fire support onto the Kajiu weak points!
4. Rolling for bugs
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43753f No.19864
| Rolled 48, 84, 41 = 173 (3d100) |
>>19848
[Guddaraka]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [11: Extraterrestial]
[Equipment/Items:] None as yet
Attack: [3]
Defense: [0]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Breath Weapon II: Radiation Breath][Melee I: Basic Tentacles]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Discontinued Nuclear Test Zone, Gobi Desert]
Bonuses:
1. Bio-Weapons Expert: You are an expert in breath weapons, and you get a +10 to rolls to develop or refine them.
2. Deadeye Slug: You are pretty accurate with your breath weapon and get a +1 to combat rolls while using it.
Eccentricities:
1. Slow As Shit: You are a slug. As befitting a slug, you move slowly. It takes more effort to raise initiative.
2. Salty: You are vulnerable to salt. Really vulnerable. Hopefully nobody figures this out.
Actions
1-3: Proceed towards the nearest city, eating everything and everyone I encounter unless it is another kaiju. No mercy for anyone or anything.
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43753f No.19865
>>19863
Meanwhile, Leyenne Calicott also joins the crew as the 6th pilot. Her reputation precedes her, although much of the rest of the crew aren't exactly familiar with her they for now respect her historical record.
A sort of jack of all trades and able to think for herself, sometimes clashing with orders from High Command yet always delivering on her word, she's entirely capable of managing any of Goliath's operational needs, thus she serves as a basic spare pilot to cover or assist when needed.
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43753f No.19886
| Rolled 65, 53, 9 = 127 (3d100) |
>>19848
[Robo-48]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [3: Cybernetic]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [Weapons Usage I: Scavenged GKI Gear][Engines I: Antiquarian Nuclear Reactor][Armor I: Scavenged Modern Armor]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [player's name choice lair, Nevada]
Bonuses:
1. Looter: Robo-48 can loot battlefields and cities for equipment attach to itself. Every time you destroy a city, roll a 1d10. On a 8+, you might find something.
2. Radiation Leech: You are able to draw radiation and channel it into attacks. Every time you destroy a nuclear facility, you get a +1 to attack permanently.
Eccentricities:
1. Analog: You can't integrate all this “digital” nonsense. This makes you immune to electronic attack, however.
1) ROBO-48 IS ONLINE. All systems….Operating… Punch card check…Errors… Must correct. Robo-48 records that all military presence is absence. Robo-48 will move to nearest town, AND INTERROGATE POPULATION. INITIATE. INITIATE. [+Find the nearest town and scream them into submission]
2) System checks…Nuclear facility located nearby. Fuel reserves: Stable. Could be improved. Robo-48 will find these nearby nuclear plants, and commandeer them for AMERICAN USE. [+Attack the nearest Nuclear powerplant}
3)…Problems…Robo-48 is under-armed. Correct: Must find new weaponry to resuit itself. Will commandeer weaponry from fellow patriots… [+Find and steal weaponry from Military convoys]
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43753f No.19927
>>GM Note: Turn updates will be moving toward normal schedule (3/week - Monday, Thursday, Sunday) as of this posting.
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43753f No.19961
>>19615
Mini-mecha works for me - I just wanted to fit into a mini-kaiju slot and figured some expendable nameless militiary goons fit the theme. Without rules, I had to guess! Giant monsters always spend the first 20 minutes destroying vast amounts of assets.
I suppose we shall be slightly larger, marginally less expendable mini-mecha people then. And a better name…
Oh, that means we get lasers. Sweet. Ant Section reporting in then, assuming there's still space and time.
>>19582
What? I can't respond to that when none of it is even what I wrote. Sorry if I annoyed you; I just thought expendable henchpeople who failed to stop the giant monster was 75 % of a monste movie.
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43753f No.20040
[Goliath]
>>Due to some last minute roster changes, Freedom-00 has been replaced by David-00. Freedom-00 has been assigned to Tokyo. Leyenne's sort of pissed, but whatever.
[David-00]
>>You are a mini-mecha; 1 unit
>>You share technology with your leader, GOLIATH
>>You can give yourself a pilot name.
>>[You are a courtier of GOLIATH]
Abilities: [GKI Mini-Mecha Weapons I][Mobility I: Mini-Mecha Servos]
Health: 6hp
Attack: 1
Defense: 0
Initiative: 2
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43753f No.20050
| Rolled 41, 36, 88 = 165 (3d100) |
Kaiju Name: The Sonic Screech
Kaiju Origin Fluff: When a vampire bat diagnosed with cancer fell into radioactive sludge, a strange mutation took effect, it's entire body began to grow at a rapid rate. This was, The Sonic Screech. Fueled by a hatred for humanity that caused the sludge, The Sonic Screech seeks revenge against those that created it.
Kaiju Attack:
-SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (THE SONIC SCREECH)
-Flapping its wings
-Biting stuff
Kaiju Alignment:
-E. very
-V. illain
-I. s
-L. emons
Kaiju Location:
-South Africa
Other Kaiju Facts:
-Thanks to the speedy growth of cells, The Sonic Screech has rapid regeneration
-Does not eat its vegetables
—–
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [9: Avian]
Attack: [2]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [Area Attack I: Sonic Shriek][Evasion I: Basic Evasion][Bite I: Vampiric Lunge]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Player named cave, South Africa]
Mini-Kaiju: [None]
Bonuses:
1. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?: You can reroll attempts to increase your screech abilities once per action per turn if the roll is below 50.
2. I SUCK: Bite attacks give you some health back. [20% of damage per successful attack in combat.]
Eccentricities:
1. Muh Flier: You need to fly, so you can't really upgrade your armor at all really. Your bones are also super thin and you take extra damage from blunt-force attacks (or melee generally).
2. Ungrateful Brats: Your mini-kaiju grow up pretty fast and they don't always meet your, uh, expectations…
—–
1,2,3. Find towns and SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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43753f No.20073
Goliath Roster
Goliath Pilots:
Captain Richard - Leader
Kameko Yamuachi - Techincal Engineer
Royce Chamberlain - Movement and Combat
Ivan Yakovich - Weapons Specialist
Dr Heinrich Faust - Onboard Scientific Advisory
Mini-Mecha
Osiris-00 [3hp][Pilot: Leyenne Calicott][Hothead][In Testing]
[David-00]
>>20040
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43753f No.20076
[Ziz]
1.2. Ziz's planning seems to result in a solid plan and a general increase of her abilities. (Add ability: [Precognition I: Vulgar Determinism])(Add item: [Moscow Attack])
3. The lair is not complete; some of the lunar rock is exceedingly thick. (Lunar Lair/???)
[Kizzrick]
1. Kizzrick's initial effort to build a spawning pit goes very well; the pit is calm and clean, and some of the rock seems to provide thermoregulation. (Add lair addition [Spawning Pit: Simple])
2.Kizzrick's change in diet appears to have resulted in a thicker but lighter hide. It seems to defy most physical laws, but is is the case. (Mobility 2: 9/10)
3.The calls go out. Rather than a response, it seems to get a better understanding of where other Kaiju and human cities are.. (Sensory I: 6/20)
[Radineko]
1. Neko isn't able to find much in the way of radiation, but it does manage to locate a nearby city. Maybe it will have a plant of some sort…
2: The reclaiming of the lab is slow, but it moves along. (Lair/Lab Reclamation/???)
3. Neko's muscles seem to bulge and stretch. It feels slightly stronger, but not by much… (Strength I: 5/20)
[Ozzoah]
1. You practice blasting a few of the human towns and small population centers. You avoid the cities given that they're usually guarded… (Add ability: [Daemon Magic I: Crude Beams and Rays])(+1 attack)
2. You destroyed a series of minor towns and cities in Egypt; no coherent defense is afforded. It provides a good deal of experience in magic usage as you basically terrorize everything. (Casualities Inflicted:+ 50,000)(+10 infamy)
3. Then devour the souls of those that I kill, feed me mortals!
[Horny]
1.2: Mr. Horny seems to have developed some interesting armor semi-metallic armor.. (Armor II: 12/20)
3) Mr. Horney isn't able to find a pit mine. What he does find is a military base. After a brief scuffle, Mr. Horny is slightly injured and the base is thrashed. (Casualities Inflicted: +3000) (lose 2 hp)
[Catju]
1. Catju's mini-claws become a little sharper, but Catju can't really find a nuclear plant that's unguarded. It's limited to picking around toxic waste sites. (Mini-K Claws II: 8/20)
2. You help
[The Sonic Screech]
1.2.3: You raid a series of smaller townships in South Africa. The defenses of the GKI forces are largely incoherent; you cause a series of turmoil and spread terror in the area. You don't take much damage. [South Africa is Terrorized.][Casualities Inflicted:+ 100,000)(+5 infamy)](Ability: Terror I – 10/20)
[Robo-48]
1) You terrorize a local town by screaming at it. GKI doesn't respond. (Terror I: 4/20)
2) Robo-48 tries to find a local power plant, but it only finds Yucca mountain. There's a ton of nuclear fuel in it, but a deliberate assault will need to be made. It's kinda guarded.
3) Robo-48 attempts to assault a national guard armory on the outskirts of Vegas but gets harassed by attack helicopters. No progress is made and it is slightly damaged. (Lose 1 health)
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43753f No.20078
[Guudraka]
1-3: You stomp toward Ulan Baatar and destroy many small towns and villages. Eventually you reach the outskirts of the city – GKI and the Chinese government haven't reponded except with local garrisons. [COMBAT] (City Size: Small, Response: Minimal) [1.16m population]
[Combat – Round 1: Guudraka v. Ulanbattar]
[Ulanbattar]
Size: [Small City: +10]
Disposition: [Normal]
Infamy: [No Response/Minimal]
[Combat – Round 1]
[Guudraka] Clash: 7
[Ulanbattar] Clash: 70
[Damage:]
[Guudraka: - Concussion [-10 to future rolls]]
[Ulanbattar: - 2 damage, no armor]]
[Combat – Round 3]
[Guudraka] Clash: 52 [-10]
[Ulanbattar] Clash: 11
[Damage:]
[Guudraka: - Concussion #2 [-20 to future rolls this combat]]
[Ulanbattar: 3 damage]
[Results Guudraka v. Ulanbattar: Guudraka destroys Ulanbattar.]
Guudraka confronts the city of Ulan Battar. The Chinese army is partially mobilized, but treats the initial reports as ridiculous. This is found to be in error as Guudraka falls upon the city with surprise. The Chinese army manages to scrape together some units, but it lacks sufficient heavy equipment to stop Guudraka due to the majority of equipment being present along the Indian border. Despite the shortfall, the Chinese manage to land several high explosive shells that stun the creature as it lumbers around smashing buildings. Even with those shots, Guudraka rampages through downtown basically destroying the entire urban infrastructure in an orgy of destruction. The city is in ruins.
[Results]
Guudraka – set status: Concussed, 2 rounds [-20]; -2 health; Add ability: [Terror I: Mayhem]
[Revise: casualities inflicted:+ 1.16m)(+10 infamy)]
[Add city destroyed: 1]
[Goliath]
1. Additional defenses are being installed around Honk Kong. After the reports of attacks in Mongolia, some progress is made. (Defenses I: 3/10)
2. The engineers are working on the maul, but it's been fractured in a few different places. They can't even find the shield, and will probably need to rework the designs from scratch. Apparently the materials are hard to find, too. (Weapons 2: 1/20)
3. The R&D team seems to be onto something with fire coordination modules. Melissa down in R&D seems really very positive. (Ability: Fire Coordination I: 6/20)
4. The internal research team is reporting some minor fire control issues in the left arm of Goliath. (-2 clash rolls next battle)
[Lutransica]
1. Lutransica races up and down the coast with reckless abandon after getting bored with the interior bay. The authorities look on with some dismay. (Mobility II: 17/20)
2. Lutransica destabilizes the San Francisco area as roams around. It generally stays away from Palo Alto given the large amount of defenses, but it is generally agreed that the lair is slightly larger; expansion for it seems to increasingly elaborate caverns. Destruction of the city proper would be needed to maintain a claim. (Lair Expansion: 6/10)
3. The remaining efforts by Lutransica to build the lair meet with mixed success, however.
[Sassarani]
1-2. You cave a path of heroic destruction in Azerbaijan. Indeed, you destroy some “terrorist” hideouts by digging them out. (add ability: [Digging I])
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43753f No.20079
[Ozzoah addendum]
3. You devour the souls of many of the mortals you slay. You think…there's..something interesting you can do. (Soul Devouring I: 4/20)
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43753f No.20080
[Catju Addendum]
2. You help with the lair construction. (Lair 9/10)
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43753f No.20081
| Rolled 65, 82, 70 = 217 (3d100) |
1. Begin a internet wide campaign across various social sites using sock puppets and other such means to raise awareness of your beauty and grace. Try to prompt general sense of awe and that any attacks on people must be because they deserved it.
2. Subtly knock key satellites out of their current orbit and into new ones so that during the attack in two months time Moscow will be left completely without outside world contact beyond conventional radio.
3. The Lunar Lair continues to be constructed (???)
http://pastebin.com/BRb5f6eu
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43753f No.20082
| Rolled 67, 33, 60 = 160 (3d100) |
>>20076
Kaiju Name: Kizirick
Kaiju Origin Fluff: The war between Pakistan and India awoke something. That something is a big mean insectoid that is terrifyingly fast for something it's size. It feeds on monster anything and can fly as well as leap great distances. This makes it both troublesome and hard to pin down. Both sides of the Pakistan-India conflict have felt it's predations and it's drawn to large battlefields for easy food. Scientists have noticed it has been growing slowly but steadily since it awoke, and that it at times send's out Radio wave based calls. Nothing has answered it, yet. It also can seemingly detect Nuclear materials eating them when found on it's hunts, Scientists theorize that is what strengthen it's shell and makes it proof against nuclear strikes.
Kaiju Attack: Leaps or flies about with two large scything talons. It can and will bite it's pray as well. During feeding it can spew a digestive enzyme that rapidly breaks down organic features.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral/Wild animal
Kaiju Location: India/Pakistan
Other Kaiju Facts: Smells likes Lemons.
HATES HATES HATES HATES Bananas, to the point of it being a repellant. Shame the banana crop was scarce this year….
Large Electrical discharges will distract it until attacked, but it has only once ever touched one.
Infamy/Fame: [0] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [13: Megafauna]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [Melee I: Talons and Bite][Mobility I: Flight and Maneuver](9/10) [Armor I: Radiation-Boosted Shell](Sensory I: 6/20)
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [The Nest, Pakistan][Spawning Pit: Simple]
Mini-Kaiju: [None]
Bonuses:
1. Radiation Eater: Every time Kizrick devours a radiation source, it gains armor. Every time this occurs, roll a 1d2 increase in armor.
2. Mobility: You are extremely fast, and gain a +10 to all rolls to increase your mobility in some way…
Eccentricities:
1. Electrophobe: You take massive damage from electrical attacks. When such attacks are used, you get a -1 to all combat rolls.
2. Quantity Over Quality: You find it easier to reproduce, but your offspring are generally weaker than other Kaiju… [+10 to mini-kaiju research, lowered mini-Kaiju strength]
1. Kizirick's hide is almost completely changed over. Soon it will be finished Mobility 9/10
+Mobility
2.Kizirick's call keep going out, almost like it is searching for something. (6/20)
3.Kizirick goes hunting for food. Uh oh.
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43753f No.20085
| Rolled 21, 28, 13 = 62 (3d100) |
>>20076
Kaiju Name: Mr. Horny
Kaiju Origin Fluff: African warlords need to learn when to leave things alone. One found a mysterious stone in the jungle, worshipped by a primitive tribe. Gunning them down, the warlord ordered his men to begin breaking apart the stone for transport. As a thick piece sheared off from a stick of dynamite jammed in a hole, a earthquake struck. The earth buckled and groaned, rising higher that the treetops. Shaking, the kaiju cleared the dirt from his body.
Built like a combination of a gorilla and a rhinoceros, it squatted on its hind legs and flipped it's head to clear the loan from its eyes. The long arms, ending in thick, clawed fingers beat the ruptured earth. His horn shone darkly in the morning light, heralding the destruction to come.
Kaiju Attack: Charges with his horn, and uses his fingers to hold on while repeatedly stabbing the opponent.
Kaiju Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Kaiju Location: Africa Jungle
Other Kaiju Facts: Has a love hate relationship with flying creatures. Nice when they pick the parasites off his back, annoying when they decide to build nests and raise families
Infamy/Fame: [-1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+1 turn]
Class: [???: Undefined ]
Attack: [2]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Melee I: Charge][Grapple I: Pummel][Armor I: Thick Hide]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[3000]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [player's name lair, Africa]
Bonuses:
1. Chimera: You are a combination of several species and have the advantages of many of them. As such, you get a +5 to rolls to develop new abilities or upgrade existing abilities.
2. Friendly Parasites: Every time you increase your health, add an additional point. While the parasites are annoying, they provide benefits.
Eccentricities:
1. Angry Parasites: Large parasites occasionally schluff off during fighting. They might be angry.
1) The metal lattice spreads further, into the no-longer-so-soft-tissue. (Armor II: 12/20)
2) The metalwork penetrates deeper into Mr. Horny's body, reinforcing the musculature and bones to allow for more power to be produced. [Melee |]
3) After the fun in the military base, Mr.Horny is hungry for more metal. He heads off to a nearby pit mine for metals.
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43753f No.20086
| Rolled 45, 65, 26 = 136 (3d100) |
>>20076
Kaiju Name: Ozzoah Soulcrusher
Kaiju Origin Fluff: Long ago the world was created. In that time the demons were thrown into eternal imprisonment within the bowls of the earth, in Hell. Billions of years passed, the primordial fires cooled, life came to be, and the souls of the damned first reached hell's doorstep. But now the gates of hell were weakened and Ozzoah saw his opportunity. He has returned to the material world, and soon shall his brothers! The reign of the divine and men ends here! Weep mortals, for your destruction has come!
Kaiju Attack: Ozzoah lives for violence. Using his massive body he will bash and stomp. When he is in need of something long range or just good old 'fuck this place in particular' he has his demonic powers and magic. Finally he has his primary weapon, in the demonic tongue it would be called 'Godeater'. Forged in the fires of hell and quenched in the souls of millions damned by their atheism. Ozzoah is an expert with his blade and magic.
Kaiju Alignment: Evil.
Kaiju Location: Middle East, preferably around Jerusalem
Other Kaiju Facts: Ozzoah was picked on in hell for being weak and not evil enough.
Infamy/Fame: [9 i] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [Class 7: Demon]
Attack: [3]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Melee I: Basic Frenzy][Weapons Usage I: Basic Hellish Weapons][Armor I: Hellhide][Daemon Magic I: Crude Beams and Rays]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[60k]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [The Summoning Pit, Middle East]
Bonuses:
1. Raging Maniac: When you are low on health [-70%] your attack damage doubles.
2. Badass Demon Badass: You can reroll attempts to develop abilities that are fiendish in nature once per turn if the roll is below 50.
Eccentricities:
1. I H8 Jesus: You are weak against angelic-type kaiju and holy attacks. If such things are seen, you get a -2 to combat rolls for that combat. This does not stack.
2. Daemons Don't Play Nice: You can have mini-kaiju, but they are demons. Particularly disagreeable treacherous demons.
1&2. Only one way to find out what this interesting thing is. Continue to kill and devour the souls of these mortals. Be more methodical with my approach so that I may better make progress. Soul Devouring I 4/20
3. Hm, now is a good time as any. I should learn that really common spell in hell, the one for dragging down flying enemies and generally being a good long range option. The Hellfire Lash.
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43753f No.20087
| Rolled 40 (1d100) |
>>20086
Rerolling action 3 with Badass Demon Badass
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43753f No.20093
| Rolled 83, 51 = 134 (2d100) |
>>20078
Fluff and Stats:
http://pastebin.com/6LSuJGAa
1-2; Watch evil terrorist caravans in camo and their going abouts in azerbaijan between cities and towns, watching for a pattern, then strike for the biggest caravan and purge them. Line up the corpses to leave a message
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43753f No.20094
| Rolled 8, 52, 41 = 101 (3d100) |
>>20078
[Guddaraka]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [11: Extraterrestial]
[Equipment/Items:] None as yet
Attack: [3]
Defense: [0]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Breath Weapon II: Radiation Breath][Melee I: Basic Tentacles]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Discontinued Nuclear Test Zone, Gobi Desert]
Bonuses:
1. Bio-Weapons Expert: You are an expert in breath weapons, and you get a +10 to rolls to develop or refine them.
2. Deadeye Slug: You are pretty accurate with your breath weapon and get a +1 to combat rolls while using it.
Eccentricities:
1. Slow As Shit: You are a slug. As befitting a slug, you move slowly. It takes more effort to raise initiative.
2. Salty: You are vulnerable to salt. Really vulnerable. Hopefully nobody figures this out.
Actions
1-3: Beam the shit out of the city relentlessly with radiation breath. No warning, no mercy, ruthless, relentless, savage.
Bonus in play: Deadeye slug +1.
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43753f No.20095
>>20094
>>GM: You have already destroyed the city. You are also injured,
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43753f No.20103
| Rolled 10, 73 = 83 (2d100) |
[World Rolls]
[GKI focus][Roll 1]
[1-20: Mini Mecha]
[21-50: GOLIATH program]
[51-80: Fortifications]
[81+: Mixed Program]
[GKI World Focus][Roll 2]
[1-20: Japan Steel Folded 1000x]
[21-50: Amerika Fuck Yeah]
[51-80: China Stronk]
[81+: Europoor]
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43753f No.20106
>>20076
[Radiatineko]
>Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
>Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
>Class: [14: Mammalian]
>Size: [50m]
>Attack: [1]
>Defense: [0]
>Initiative: [2]
>Abilities:
[Melee I: Titan Claws]
[Reflexes II: Super-Feline]
[Strength 0: (I 5/20)]
>Equipment/Items:
>Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [None][None]
>Casualities Inflicted:[0]
>Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
>Times Defeated: [0]
>Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
>Lair: [None] (9/10)
>Bonuses:
1. Nine Lives: You can ignore the first KO that is inflicted upon you in combat. Only the second KO is “real”.
2. Prenatural Reflexes: You are pretty good at avoiding melee attacks and get a +2 to defending against them.
>Eccentricities:
1. Remove Fleas From Premises: You get distracted by fleas every 3 turns or so. Roll a 1d100 to scratch the shit out of them!
2. DISLIKE FIRE: You dislike fire for obvious reasons. If you get attacked by a fire attack, you will suffer -1 to combat rolls for the duration of combat. This does not stack.
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43753f No.20107
| Rolled 41, 71, 84 = 196 (3d100) |
>>20106
1-2: Radiatineko continues to growl as her claws dug into the ground below. While she thought it was the mutant fleas again, the truth was still blind to her, even as she scratched the bulking body of hers to get at the non-existent fleas.
>Become stronger through increased muscle mass. (5/20)
3: Nonetheless, it was time for her to actually gather some 'food', travelling forwards the city in order to discover any nuclear plants or waste, remaining neutral to the tiny 'humans' as long as they don't assault her first.
>Go over to the city, to find out if there's a nuclear plant to harvest 'food' from.
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43753f No.20141
| Rolled 17, 88, 45 = 150 (3d100) |
>>20078
Kaiju Name: Lutransica
Kaiju Origin Fluff: The first the city heard about a kaiju was silence coming from Alcatraz Island, quickly found to have a new resident kaiju. Sleek and hydrodynamic, with an elongated body and a long thick tail, it was officially dubbed Lutransica, although the Chinese inhabitants of San Francisco called it Shuilung, water dragon. The Kaiju did not seem aggressive to humans in general, and probing actions found that humans would be tolerated at a distance. After sinking nearly every ship in the San Francisco harbor that approach it, Lutransica was given wide berth, and the Bay gets shut down when the Kaiju is in it. Sea routes were also rerouted around Alcatraz Island, where the Kaiju apparently nested.
Kaiju Attack: Lutransica is awkward on land, so will do it's best to lure its foes into the water, using its usually superior underwater agility and speed to bite with it's powerful jaws, and slice with the claws on its hands and feet. In addition, Lutransica's tail is a long and powerful limb, with great range than its arms and legs, and can deliver quite the destructive blow.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral. Lutransica does not seem to care for or hate humanity, and will leave them be. Will challenge any Kaiju in its territory that does not submit.
Kaiju Location: San Francisco environs, Alcatraz Lair
Other Kaiju Facts: Lutransica takes a daily swim in the San Francisco Bay, at sunset. Sometimes, Lutransica comes ashore in less populated areas, rolls around, then goes back into the water. Lutransica once tolerated a whalewatching ship that got close to it by accident. It did not tolerate the second one that came on purpose.
[Lutransica]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [2: Reptilian]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [Melee I: Tail Swipe and Bite][Armor I: Dragonhide][Mobility I: Amphibious-Aquatic]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Fisherman's Wharf, San Francisco Ruins]
[Equipment/Items]:
Bonuses:
1. All Ways Physical, A Dragon: You are literally a dragon. As such you get a +10 to develop abilities in that spirit.
2. Lair Fetish: You can reroll attempts to build up your lair once per turn. Why? Dragon.
Eccentricities:
1. Likes Burgers: You really like to go out for a quick bite at the high-density feedlots. Every three turns, roll a 1d100 to see how it goes.
2. Slightly Lazy: Your home range is largely limited to the pacific, and you generally ignore things beyond that (unless it messes with your lair).
In Progress:
-(Mobility II: 17/20)
-(Lair Expansion: 6/10)
1: "I… is it doing a backstroke?" Continue to [Improve Aquatic Mobility][+10, All Ways Physical, A Dragon]
2: "Whatever the purpose, Lutransica appears to continue to try to be [Expanding it's Lair]. Maybe it's building a treasure chamber. Or maybe a whelping one."
3: "Lutransica has come onto land! It seems to be uninterested in our defenses, but it seems to be searching the ruins for something…" [Search for Treasure for Lair]
Burger: 2/3
[[Meta: Is there a way to expand the lair without destroy the city? The idea I have, Lutransica doesn't mind people being around, as long as they don't bother it - and it would protect the city and environs from other Kaiju that would molest it. ]]
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43753f No.20142
| Rolled 90 (1d100) |
>>20141
Hopefully non-regretful Lair reroll.
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43753f No.20150
>>Event – GKI: GKI's current world focus seems to be on mini-mecha and the defense of China against the Chromatic Herald. The destruction of Peking, Shanghai, and Nanjing has been taken quite seriously by the Chinese government with nearly a hundred million dead; the government totters as legitimacy seems to wane. The response by the Chinese delegation to the UN has been intense: lobbying, bribes, and quid-pro-quos are common. Sexual favors might have also been offered, but this is speculative.
>>After a few weeks the lobbying efforts pay off. After a tight vote at the UN, a resolution passed that saw an increase of defense budget expenditure to the China and the development of additional labs in the United States to train Chinese pilots in modern American equipment and techniques. This builds on the efforts already invested in China – particularly the Goliath program – which is more generally international in nature (over half the funding is European, while United States funding constitutes 25% of the overall costs). There is still some animosity about this situation, and the insults "Amerifat" and "Europoor" are regularly hurled during contentious GKI plenary sessions on program funding..
>>The political fallout of this situation is what one might expect – a fight over new resources, of which the Americans pull the strings. In this case Goliath program has seen only mediocre increase in assistance, most of it indirect, given the general reticence of the United States to support of it. Most of the new American material is being diverted north to disaster relief and the Osiris prototype facilities near Beijing proper, and, as such, Beijing is increasingly fortified and resilient against kaiju attacks with an increase in American military units. Subsequently, this has also triggered an related boom in Budweiser sales, prostitution, and fast food restaurants in the city..
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43753f No.20153
| Rolled 12, 97 = 109 (2d100) |
>>20076
>Kaiju Name: (Mini) Catju
>Kaiju Origin Fluff:
Essentially a (smaller) huge ass cat with the obligatory kaiju superpowers of advanced resilience to phyiscal attacks, regenerative abilities and the potential to survive unrealistic sizes that would usually be prevented by the laws of physics Catju is a cat enhanced in just about every way.
>Kaiju Attack:
As Catju is not particularly use it often stalks its prey utilizing ambush tactics in order to get the jump on its opponent, striking vulnerable spots. Often Catju will retreat after an initial attack, waiting for the inflicted damage to take its toll, only to attack again, preventing its prey from healing.
Should its enemy prove to be a superior foe Catju will often times run away and try to avoid coming into contact with it again. As a rule of thumb Catju chooses its battles carefully depending on how much of a potential threat the enemy poses.
>Kaiju Alignment: Catotic
>Kaiju Location: [Where?]
>Other Kaiju Facts:
+ Catju enjoys lying around in the sunshine
+ Catju sleeps a lot
+ Catju only kills for food and will often times leave prey alive after playing with it
+ Catju likes cows and milk
+ Catju enjoyes eating grass every now and then
+ Catju does not enjoy loud noises
+ Catju burries its poop
[Catju]
[Mini-Kaiju of Radiatineko]
Abilities: [Mini-K Claws][Tactics II: Studied Ambush]
Health: 6hp
Attack: 1
Defense: 0
Initiative: 2
1. Toying around in toxic waste was always enjoyable. Perhaps there were even some human sized toxic waste rats to hunt!
Mini-K Claws II: 8/20
2. Crawl through the vents of the lair for fun. Sleep in them if they are warm enough. Leave hair everywhere.
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43753f No.20190
| Rolled 84, 43, 68 = 195 (3d100) |
>>20095
[Guddaraka]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
>not sure whether to change health or not due to the 2 point regen, please clarify.
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [11: Extraterrestial]
[Equipment/Items:] None as yet
Attack: [3]
Defense: [0]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Breath Weapon II: Radiation Breath][Melee I: Basic Tentacles]
Size: [50m]
>change cities destroyed to 1?
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
>proceeding with sheet
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Discontinued Nuclear Test Zone, Gobi Desert]
Bonuses:
1. Bio-Weapons Expert: You are an expert in breath weapons, and you get a +10 to rolls to develop or refine them.
2. Deadeye Slug: You are pretty accurate with your breath weapon and get a +1 to combat rolls while using it.
Eccentricities:
1. Slow As Shit: You are a slug. As befitting a slug, you move slowly. It takes more effort to raise initiative.
2. Salty: You are vulnerable to salt. Really vulnerable. Hopefully nobody figures this out.
Actions
1-3: Devour every life form in the ruins. Man woman child animal. Every, EVERY, life form.
Unless its another kaiju. Avoid other kaiju for now.
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43753f No.20266
Kaiju Name: Goliath
Kaiju Origin Fluff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GAHggrOCoA
Funded and built by the combined effort of the UN with GKI supervision, Goliath stands as the embodiment of humanities hope and determination to survive, it is a direct counter to the threats presented by the Kaiju. Combined of humanity's science, industry, and willpower Goliath is as much a weapon of morale as it is a battlefield weapon, built to support UN/GKI forces on the field as they combat the Kaiju abominations.
It's original design incorporated several nuclear reactors in order to match the strength and power output of the Kaiju, however this has been recently upgraded thanks to GKI research to consist of Non-Nuclear cores which offer the same power as a nuclear device, with the removed threat of potential radioactive meltdown and fallout.
Large, tall, and strong able to lift entire mountains it stands above and beside the UN forces, as they battle for the salvation of mankind.
>"7 Billion raise their fist when Goliath lifts up his hammer, and 7 billion deliver the blow when he brings it down upon the enemies of mankind."
Kaiju Attack: Focused as a Defensive Battlefield Support Unit, rather than an explicit Offsensive Anti-Kaiju weapon, the Goliath's main armament is it's large heavy shield forged of a composite Titanium-Adamantine Alloy which is coated in heat resistant material known as Starlite, in addition to this the shield has an additional Laserian™ Laserfield which acts as both a forcefield and CIWS against incoming missiles.
It's offensive weaponry consists of GKI specific modular weapon system, capable of being switched out and shifted at need pending upon the operational requirements in question, so its firepower can vary from masses of missiles, superheavy artillery auto-cannons, or a powerful Laserian™ Lasitron Beam Cannon which is linked to it's N2 core and can be linked to external power source such as national power grids. However, it's standard armaments is a large Power Hammer for melee.
It's main purpose however, remains in that it is a battlefield support unit, thus it's offensive programming focuses on allowing its escorted host of UN and GKI forces to more accurately target hostile Kaiju, from coordinating artillery strikes, troop movements, and intercepting Kajiu from harming human forces.
Kaiju Alignment: [Good]
Kaiju Location: [Hong Kong]
Other Kaiju Facts:
It has a Loudspeaker. And automated "Morale Improvement Program", which includes morale boosting quotes and music as well as television cameras.
>"Goliath is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all threats to humanity"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysGnH8YZxB0
[Goliath]
Infamy/Fame: [10] [-2 turn]
Health: [8/8] [+2 turn]
Class: [3: Cybernetic]
Attack: [1]
Armor: [1]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [Weapons I: Raytheon MK1 Combat Rifle & Molecular Bayonet][Armor I: Modern Reactive][Engine I: Micro-Thorium Prototype][Support I: Primitive Mini-Mecha]
Size: [50m]
Cities Saved: [0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [GKI Skunkworks, Hong Kong]
[Mini-Mecha:]
Osiris-00 [3hp][Pilot: Leyenne Calicott][Hothead][In Testing]
Freedom-00 [3hp][Pilot: James Reynold][Training]
Bonuses:
1. Plot Armor: Every time Goliath is KO-ed Goliath is destroyed. However, the crew always manages to live somehow. It's sort of frustrating for kaiju. If they want to get the crew, they should attack Goliath's main base. Also, Goliath never seems to lose fans…
2. JUST TAKE MY MONEY: Every time Goliath is destroyed it gets rebuilt. That is, unless funding gets slashed somehow….?
Eccentricities:
1. Made in USA (and China): There are some…pretty massive bugs in Goliath's onboard AI systems. Every other turn, roll to figure out if the bugs have been fixed yet.
Roster:
Goliath Pilots:
Captain Richard - Leader
Kameko Yamuachi - Techincal Engineer
Royce Chamberlain - Movement and Combat
Ivan Yakovich - Weapons Specialist
Dr Heinrich Faust - Onboard Scientific Advisory
Mini-Mecha
Osiris-00 [3hp][Pilot: Leyenne Calicott][Hothead][In Testing]
[David-00]
>>20040
Projects:
Hong Kong Defenses 3/10
Weapons 2: 1/20
Fire Coordination I: 6/20
Issues:
Fire Control -2 Clash rolls next battle
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43753f No.20268
>>19330
Kaiju Name: Scyga
Kaiju Origin Fluff: Scyga is the last of the mantii brood. Giant insects of unknown origin but looking eerily similar to a wingless praying mantis. These creatures have the ability to consume metals and absorb their properties. The mantii have two large scythe like appendages that they use both in combat and to rapidly dig through the earth. However this does have its drawbacks as it absorbs all the properties most commonly including electrical conductivity. Having spent the last 50,000 years asleep scyga has been awoken by the call of Kizirick.
Kaiju Attack: Short leaps and scything attacks. Also prefers to ambush its prey from underground.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral/Wild animal
Kaiju Location: India/Pakistan
Other Kaiju Facts:
Strawberry sickness: Scyga can not stand strawberries and will actively avoid areas where it detects them in bulk. If forced near or surrounded by strawberries scyga will descend into mindless rage.
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43753f No.20269
>>20268
>>You are a mini-kaiju
>>You have 2 d100 dice
[Scyga]
[Mini-Kaiju of Kizirick]
Health: 6hp
Abilities: [Mini-K Scythes I: Mantis-like][Digging I: Tunneler][Osmosis I: Basic Materials]
Attack: 1
Defense: 1
Initiative: 1
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43753f No.20270
| Rolled 2, 46 = 48 (2d100) |
>>20269
>[Scyga]
>[Mini-Kaiju of Kizirick]
Kaiju Attack: Short leaps and scything attacks. Also prefers to ambush its prey from underground.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral/Wild animal
Kaiju Location: India/Pakistan
Other Kaiju Facts:
Strawberry sickness: Scyga can not stand strawberries and will actively avoid areas where it detects them in bulk. If forced near or surrounded by strawberries scyga will descend into mindless rage.
>Health: 6hp
>Abilities: [Mini-K Scythes I: Mantis-like][Digging I: Tunneler][Osmosis I: Basic Materials]
>Attack: 1
>Defense: 1
>Initiative: 1
1.Nest. Nest. Nest. Must dig nest. The nest must be dig. (help to expand and fortify the nesting area/spawning pit.
2. Shinies. The big one will want shinies. We need shinies. (dig for metals and gems)
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43753f No.20271
| Rolled 65, 4, 9 = 78 (3d100) |
>>20266
The first reports of Kaiju attacks on major populations hit the world by storm, as news of massive massacres and horrifyingly bizzare monsters rage through media and news reports.
Yet, Goliath sits in Hong Kong, for now. Awaiting UN and GKI-Orders to move out, its crew and support do what they can to make themselves useful, though there's a feeling of anxiousness both of wanting to go out and fight but also fear if we would be ill prepared if we do. Goliath must for now act as a weapon of defense and morale of the city of Hong Kong, everyone had the feeling that it was inevitable we would move out eventually.
The question was, would we be ready when we did. Until then, we were determined to prepare ourselves for the day we are called.
1. Hong Kong Defenses 3/10
Goliath continues to assist in the massive defensive structures in Hong Kong, digging up great earthworks where gigantic cannons and massive missile silo's would be dug. This becomes part of its daily routine causing some to give it the moniker (both in praise or derision) as "The Fortress Gardener".
Ivan is the one to enjoy it, always having a fond for large weapons and firepower, and it certainly makes the citizens feel safer.
2. Weapons 2: 1/20
Meanwhile, maintenance crews work hard on repairing and restoring the iconic Titan Maul, as vast sums of material are transported by railway from all across china, or by ship from across the sea, to put together the massive weapon meant to deliver hammer blows to larger beasts and drive them back.
3. Fire Coordination I: 6/20
Last but not least the fire coordination control systems and sensors continued to be installed in Goliath's mainframe and exterior, which would capitalize on mankind's primary defense of its own military forces. If ever Hong Kong were attacked, this might prove vital in its defense by enhancing the effectiveness of the cities defenses or be used coordinate the fleet when Goliath receives orders to move out.
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43753f No.20272
>>GM: All mini-kaiju now regenerate at +2 hp/turn
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43753f No.20273
| Rolled 72, 88, 32 = 192 (3d100) |
>>20076
[Robo-48]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [3: Cybernetic]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [Weapons Usage I: Scavenged GKI Gear][Engines I: Antiquarian Nuclear Reactor][Armor I: Scavenged Modern Armor]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [player's name choice lair, Nevada]
Bonuses:
1. Looter: Robo-48 can loot battlefields and cities for equipment attach to itself. Every time you destroy a city, roll a 1d10. On a 8+, you might find something.
2. Radiation Leech: You are able to draw radiation and channel it into attacks. Every time you destroy a nuclear facility, you get a +1 to attack permanently.
Eccentricities:
1. Analog: You can't integrate all this “digital” nonsense. This makes you immune to electronic attack, however.
1) "…AND THAT IS WHY COMMUNISM IS BAD, AND THE US GOVERNMENT IS NO LONGER LEGITIMATE, AND WHY THE 1960'S WERE THE BEST YEARS. EVER. ANY QUESTIONS SO THAT I MAY REBUKE THEM?" Robo-48 had just finished its fifteenth hour long speech that day, and was feeling pretty proud about it. The people of the town, however, were probably not as grateful as 48 thought them to be.
2) None shall stand in America's way! Those communist asshats have AMERICAN radiation! And it was 48's duty to liberate it! Beat the crap out of those bastards, and take it the American way! BY FORCE OF ARMS.
3) Robo-48 has begun to target radio stations, and other broadcasting facilities. Once it has reached those, it demands to know the current state of America, and then, the world. IT does this by picking up the operators, and screeching at them until its gets its answers.
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43753f No.20274
| Rolled 95 (1d100) |
[Minor Combat: Robo 48]
[COMMUNIST USA]
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43753f No.20278
| Rolled 82 (1d100) |
[Ziz]
1. The campaign goes pretty well. There's an entire 4chan board called /ziz/ that is mostly curated by several of your loyalists. They are both extremely dedicated and slightly deranged at your beauty. Periodically they raid other boards, and the trillionth “get” was propagated by a Ziz fantic. Also, you are currently you are trending on Twitter2 in a #2 spot after catgirl Beyonce.. [Propaganda: 6/20]
2. The sat-networks the Russians own have been tampered with. [Planning I: 8/20]
3. The lair is complete. It lacks amenities, but it is elegantly crafted using M-fields in a tasteful non-euclidean manner. [Add player's choice lair name, The Moon]
[Kizirick]
1. Kizirick hide now boasts a series of increasingly sharp protusions and a lighter carapace, generally. [Revise armor to: II: Semiadvanced Rad-Shell] [+1 initiative]
2. The calls appear to fall upon deaf..uh…ears. (Sensory I: 9/20)
3. Kizirick manages to find some ruined grain and rice silos that it drags back to the lair. It avoids human forces generally in lieu of volume. ([Add equipment: [Foodstuffs:1])
[Horney]
1)The metallic lattice expands a little bit, but it's not done really. (Armor II: 15/20)
2) The reinforcement meets with mixed results; Horney's diet seems to just lack the metals required for the time being. You are what you eat!
3) The South African military has noticed Mr. Horney rooting around abandoned mines. It attacks with artillery and aircraft and Mr. Horney isn't able to find any metal mines in the area, really. (lose 1 hp)
[Scyga]
1.The attempt to expand the nest doesn't go very well after Scyga starts digging in random directions. This causes a cave in, and Kizirick gets quite angry and bites Scyga a few times. It doesn't do any lasting damage, but you get the feeling Kizirick has something in mind for the nest. (-2 hp)
2. Scyga manages to dig up some smaller gems and other jewels. [Add equipment to Kizzrick: [Gems:1]
[Guudraka]
1-3: You eat everything in the ruins. It's slighly radioactive, but it provides a nice treat as you cook a few hundred thousand corpses. As one might suspect, it terrifies the humans. [Devour I: 17/20][[Breath Weapon II: Radiation Breath: 3/20]
[Catju]
1. You aren't able to find any rats, but you stumble around in toxic waste for a bit. (lose 1 health)
2. …However, the shedding seems to…uh, well, you shed death now. [Bio Weapon I: Radioactive Fur – 15/20]
[Lutransica]
1. After blazing up and down the coast some more, Lutransica seems a …little faster. Revise: [Mobility I: Amphibious-Aquatic] to [Mobility I: Amphibious-Aquatic] to [ Mobility II: Amphibious-Aquatic][+1 initiative]
2: The lair expansion is complete! The space afforded seems to be good enough for storage and equipment. (Add lair expansion: [Storage Chamber])
3: Lutransica lumbers around on the shoreline. After a bit, it grabs a few (probably empty) ships and drags them back to the lair. (Add equipment: [Decorative Ships])(Looting: 5/20)
[GM: You'd need to formally destroy the city to claim it.]
[Goliath]
>>Leyenne is no longer in testing and is available for general combat. She says: “We're going to save the world and then get piss drunk. Gonna be fuckin' great!”
1. The first round of defenses have been introduced to the greater Hong Kong area: entrenched missile batteries (dug by Goliath) and naval support (provided by Signapore, Australia, and Japan). (Add base defense: [Missile Arrays:Very Basic][Naval Support:Very Basic])
2. Apparently most of the material to rebuild the titan maul and shield originates in rare earth mineral mines in Mongolia – which was attacked recently. As such material shipments have halted for the time being. [Weapons 2: 1/20]
3. The new sensor network has a few bugs. On top of that, some of the satellites seem to behaving weirdly, and this hinders testing.. [Fire Coordination I: 7/20]
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43753f No.20279
| Rolled 65 (1d100) |
[Robo-48]
1) The speech isn't well received, mostly because it reminds everyone how crazy the people in the 1960s were. (Add ability: [Terror I: Screaming Mayhem])
2) Robo-48 launches an attack on the facility. The fighting is intense, but Robo-48 manages to steal a good deal of fissile material before it escapes. It is continually harassed by COMMUNIST helicopters as it flees. (Casualities Inflicted: +10k)(+1 attack)(Pillage I: 5/20)(-2 hp)
3) Robo-48 destroys a few facilities, but doesn't make much progress. Apparently Communism has been defeated, but that seems impossible. It's probably an elaborate plot of some sort. (Pillage I: 8/20)
[Radiatineko]
1-2: Radiatineko feels slightly stronger now. [Add ability: Strength I: Muscular](+1 attack)
3: Radiatineko manages to locate a nuclear plant in Peng'an, China. The entire facility is guarded, but she knows where it is now… (Scouting I: 8/20)
[Sassarani]
1-2: You repeatedly ambush a group of caravans moving around in the country. You're pretty sure they're terrorists – whatever that means. (Casualities Inflicted: +5000) (Ambush: 12/20)
[Ozzoah]
1&2. You rampage around Egypt – there's a considerable population and the least resistance in the gulf states. You take some minor damage, but the defenders aren't terribly coordinated. (-1 hp) (Casualities Inflicted: +20k) (Soul Devouring I 15/20)
3. You practice with the lash. Initially the attack underperforms, but you get a grip in it relatively soon. (Ranged I: 5/20)
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43753f No.20280
| Rolled 84, 34, 27, 26 = 171 (4d100) |
[GKI progress]
[GKI mini mecha research]
[GKI focus, China]
[GKI tertiary expansion, Europe,
[GKI tertiary expansion, United States]
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43753f No.20281
>>20278
Kaiju Name: Goliath
Kaiju Origin Fluff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GAHggrOCoA
Funded and built by the combined effort of the UN with GKI supervision, Goliath stands as the embodiment of humanities hope and determination to survive, it is a direct counter to the threats presented by the Kaiju. Combined of humanity's science, industry, and willpower Goliath is as much a weapon of morale as it is a battlefield weapon, built to support UN/GKI forces on the field as they combat the Kaiju abominations.
It's original design incorporated several nuclear reactors in order to match the strength and power output of the Kaiju, however this has been recently upgraded thanks to GKI research to consist of Non-Nuclear cores which offer the same power as a nuclear device, with the removed threat of potential radioactive meltdown and fallout.
Large, tall, and strong able to lift entire mountains it stands above and beside the UN forces, as they battle for the salvation of mankind.
>"7 Billion raise their fist when Goliath lifts up his hammer, and 7 billion deliver the blow when he brings it down upon the enemies of mankind."
Kaiju Attack: Focused as a Defensive Battlefield Support Unit, rather than an explicit Offsensive Anti-Kaiju weapon, the Goliath's main armament is it's large heavy shield forged of a composite Titanium-Adamantine Alloy which is coated in heat resistant material known as Starlite, in addition to this the shield has an additional Laserian™ Laserfield which acts as both a forcefield and CIWS against incoming missiles.
It's offensive weaponry consists of GKI specific modular weapon system, capable of being switched out and shifted at need pending upon the operational requirements in question, so its firepower can vary from masses of missiles, superheavy artillery auto-cannons, or a powerful Laserian™ Lasitron Beam Cannon which is linked to it's N2 core and can be linked to external power source such as national power grids. However, it's standard armaments is a large Power Hammer for melee.
It's main purpose however, remains in that it is a battlefield support unit, thus it's offensive programming focuses on allowing its escorted host of UN and GKI forces to more accurately target hostile Kaiju, from coordinating artillery strikes, troop movements, and intercepting Kajiu from harming human forces.
Kaiju Alignment: [Good]
Kaiju Location: [Hong Kong]
Other Kaiju Facts:
It has a Loudspeaker. And automated "Morale Improvement Program", which includes morale boosting quotes and music as well as television cameras.
>"Goliath is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all threats to humanity"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysGnH8YZxB0
[Goliath]
Infamy/Fame: [10] [-2 turn]
Health: [8/8] [+2 turn]
Class: [3: Cybernetic]
Attack: [1]
Armor: [1]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [Weapons I: Raytheon MK1 Combat Rifle & Molecular Bayonet][Armor I: Modern Reactive][Engine I: Micro-Thorium Prototype][Support I: Primitive Mini-Mecha]
Size: [50m]
Cities Saved: [0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [GKI Skunkworks, Hong Kong]
[Mini-Mecha:]
Osiris-00 [3hp][Pilot: Leyenne Calicott][Hothead][In Testing]
Freedom-00 [3hp][Pilot: James Reynold][Training]
Bonuses:
1. Plot Armor: Every time Goliath is KO-ed Goliath is destroyed. However, the crew always manages to live somehow. It's sort of frustrating for kaiju. If they want to get the crew, they should attack Goliath's main base. Also, Goliath never seems to lose fans…
2. JUST TAKE MY MONEY: Every time Goliath is destroyed it gets rebuilt. That is, unless funding gets slashed somehow….?
Eccentricities:
1. Made in USA (and China): There are some…pretty massive bugs in Goliath's onboard AI systems. Every other turn, roll to figure out if the bugs have been fixed yet.
Roster:
Goliath Pilots:
Captain Richard - Leader
Kameko Yamuachi - Techincal Engineer
Royce Chamberlain - Movement and Combat
Ivan Yakovich - Weapons Specialist
Dr Heinrich Faust - Onboard Scientific Advisory
Mini-Mecha
Osiris-00 [3hp][Pilot: Leyenne Calicott][Hothead][In Testing]
[David-00]
>>20040
Bases:
Hong Kong -
[Missile Arrays:Very Basic][Naval Support:Very Basic]
Projects:
Weapons 2: 1/20
Fire Coordination I: 7/20
Issues:
Fire Control -2 Clash rolls next battle
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43753f No.20282
| Rolled 25, 44, 1 = 70 (3d100) |
>>20278
Kaiju Name: Kizirick
Kaiju Origin Fluff: The war between Pakistan and India awoke something. That something is a big mean insectoid that is terrifyingly fast for something it's size. It feeds on monster anything and can fly as well as leap great distances. This makes it both troublesome and hard to pin down. Both sides of the Pakistan-India conflict have felt it's predations and it's drawn to large battlefields for easy food. Scientists have noticed it has been growing slowly but steadily since it awoke, and that it at times send's out Radio wave based calls. Nothing has answered it, yet. It also can seemingly detect Nuclear materials eating them when found on it's hunts, Scientists theorize that is what strengthen it's shell and makes it proof against nuclear strikes.
Kaiju Attack: Leaps or flies about with two large scything talons. It can and will bite it's pray as well. During feeding it can spew a digestive enzyme that rapidly breaks down organic features.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral/Wild animal
Kaiju Location: India/Pakistan
Other Kaiju Facts: Smells likes Lemons.
HATES HATES HATES HATES Bananas, to the point of it being a repellant. Shame the banana crop was scarce this year….
Large Electrical discharges will distract it until attacked, but it has only once ever touched one.
Infamy/Fame: [0] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [13: Megafauna]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [2]
Abilities: [Melee I: Talons and Bite][Mobility I: Flight and Maneuver](9/10) [Armor II: Semiadvanced Rad-Shell](Sensory I: 9/20)
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [The Nest, Pakistan][Spawning Pit: Simple]
Equipment: [Foodstuffs:1][Gems:1]
Mini-Kaiju: [Scyga]
Bonuses:
1. Radiation Eater: Every time Kizrick devours a radiation source, it gains armor. Every time this occurs, roll a 1d2 increase in armor.
2. Mobility: You are extremely fast, and gain a +10 to all rolls to increase your mobility in some way…
Eccentricities:
1. Electrophobe: You take massive damage from electrical attacks. When such attacks are used, you get a -1 to all combat rolls.
2. Quantity Over Quality: You find it easier to reproduce, but your offspring are generally weaker than other Kaiju… [+10 to mini-kaiju research, lowered mini-Kaiju strength]
1. Kzirrick continues to send out radio calls. To what end only it and possibly Scyga know. (9/20)
2. Kizirick's change in diet has started to affect it's talons and mandibles. The musculature driving them thickens greatly, as does theirr weight. This, while making no sense, would theoretically increase the power and destructive capabilities of said talons and mandibles greatly.
3. Kizirick heads to a nearby radioactive signature. Given it's diet change and kaiju nature, this likely means it's hungry for said fuels. This is likely not a good thing.
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43753f No.20283
| Rolled 58, 46, 17, 20 = 141 (4d100) |
>>20281
>Edit: Leyenne is out of testing
>Commander Richard gives an ethusiastic "Damn straight." and "we'll hit em with everything we got"
1. Continued developments on the Goliath system.
Today we would test and develop the N2 Motor-Servo's. This mechanism was designed to transmit the raw energy output of Goliath's several Non-Nuclear reactors into kinetic energy and forward motion, translating into huge feats of strength.
"Like a nuclear bomb turned into a punch or a shove. Goliath will be able to push mountains just by walking."
It would boost our melee capability, and if need be our ability to shove enemy Kaiju's away from civilians and enemy forces.
2. While the rare materials in Mongolia were put on hold, the Hong Kong engineering team were diverted toward the installation and testing of the fire coordination systems. 7/20
3. Meanwhile, Kameko Yamuachi would be diverted to fixing the bugs in the system. Goliath still had a few kinks.
>Fix the Fire Control Problems
>Also try and diminish the effects of this turns bugs
4. Dem Bugs Yo
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43753f No.20284
>>20279
[Radiatineko]
>Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
>Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
>Class: [14: Mammalian]
>Size: [50m]
>Attack: [2]
>Defense: [0]
>Initiative: [2]
>Abilities:
[Melee I: Titan Claws]
[Strength I: Muscular]
[Reflexes II: Super-Feline]
[Scouting 0: (I 8/20)]
>Equipment/Items:
>Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [None][None]
>Casualities Inflicted:[0]
>Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
>Times Defeated: [0]
>Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
>Lair: [None] (9/10)
>Bonuses:
1. Nine Lives: You can ignore the first KO that is inflicted upon you in combat. Only the second KO is “real”.
2. Prenatural Reflexes: You are pretty good at avoiding melee attacks and get a +2 to defending against them.
>Eccentricities:
1. Remove Fleas From Premises: You get distracted by fleas every 3 turns or so. Roll a 1d100 to scratch the shit out of them!
2. DISLIKE FIRE: You dislike fire for obvious reasons. If you get attacked by a fire attack, you will suffer -1 to combat rolls for the duration of combat. This does not stack.
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43753f No.20285
| Rolled 14, 67, 73 = 154 (3d100) |
1. 2. 3.
Ziz waits in patience. The preparations are complete, the moment draws near and the early dawn light touches a cold city with chilling light.
It is the third month's dawn since Ziz has been in the Earth's air. It is is time.
Ziz descends.
Upon a city she views, has viewed and will view no longer. Moscow will fall today.
She opens her mouth and though no sounds emit all within the city hear her voice in their ears, in their minds.
Ziz sings.
It is the beginning of the end.
The first step is TERROR.
http://pastebin.com/BRb5f6eu
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43753f No.20287
| Rolled 13, 20 = 33 (2d100) |
>>20278
>Kaiju Name: (Mini) Catju
>Kaiju Origin Fluff:
Essentially a (smaller) huge ass cat with the obligatory kaiju superpowers of advanced resilience to phyiscal attacks, regenerative abilities and the potential to survive unrealistic sizes that would usually be prevented by the laws of physics Catju is a cat enhanced in just about every way.
>Kaiju Attack:
As Catju is not particularly use it often stalks its prey utilizing ambush tactics in order to get the jump on its opponent, striking vulnerable spots. Often Catju will retreat after an initial attack, waiting for the inflicted damage to take its toll, only to attack again, preventing its prey from healing.
Should its enemy prove to be a superior foe Catju will often times run away and try to avoid coming into contact with it again. As a rule of thumb Catju chooses its battles carefully depending on how much of a potential threat the enemy poses.
>Kaiju Alignment: Catotic
>Kaiju Location: [Where?]
>Other Kaiju Facts:
+ Catju enjoys lying around in the sunshine
+ Catju sleeps a lot
+ Catju only kills for food and will often times leave prey alive after playing with it
+ Catju likes cows and milk
+ Catju enjoyes eating grass every now and then
+ Catju does not enjoy loud noises
+ Catju burries its poop
[Catju]
[Mini-Kaiju of Radiatineko]
Abilities: [Mini-K Claws][Tactics II: Studied Ambush]
Health: 5hp (6hp?)
Attack: 1
Defense: 0
Initiative: 2
Mini-K Claws II 8/20
Bio Weapon I: Radioactive Fur - 15/20
1. Finish cozying up the base!
2. Follow the big cat as it roars and makes its way towards the nuclear plant! As a smaller cat it will surely be an easy task for Catju to gain more radioactive superpowers by sneaking past defenses and eating them up and stuff.
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43753f No.20288
| Rolled 89, 69, 48, 2 = 208 (4d100) |
>>20278
Kaiju Name: Lutransica
Kaiju Origin Fluff: The first the city heard about a kaiju was silence coming from Alcatraz Island, quickly found to have a new resident kaiju. Sleek and hydrodynamic, with an elongated body and a long thick tail, it was officially dubbed Lutransica, although the Chinese inhabitants of San Francisco called it Shuilung, water dragon. The Kaiju did not seem aggressive to humans in general, and probing actions found that humans would be tolerated at a distance. After sinking nearly every ship in the San Francisco harbor that approach it, Lutransica was given wide berth, and the Bay gets shut down when the Kaiju is in it. Sea routes were also rerouted around Alcatraz Island, where the Kaiju apparently nested.
Kaiju Attack: Lutransica is awkward on land, so will do it's best to lure its foes into the water, using its usually superior underwater agility and speed to bite with it's powerful jaws, and slice with the claws on its hands and feet. In addition, Lutransica's tail is a long and powerful limb, with great range than its arms and legs, and can deliver quite the destructive blow.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral. Lutransica does not seem to care for or hate humanity, and will leave them be. Will challenge any Kaiju in its territory that does not submit.
Kaiju Location: San Francisco environs, Alcatraz Lair
Other Kaiju Facts: Lutransica takes a daily swim in the San Francisco Bay, at sunset. Sometimes, Lutransica comes ashore in less populated areas, rolls around, then goes back into the water. Lutransica once tolerated a whalewatching ship that got close to it by accident. It did not tolerate the second one that came on purpose.
[Lutransica]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [2: Reptilian]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [2]
Abilities: [Melee I: Tail Swipe and Bite][Armor I: Dragonhide][ Mobility II: Amphibious-Aquatic]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Fisherman's Wharf, San Francisco Ruins][Storage Chamber]
[Equipment/Items]:[Decorative Ships]
Bonuses:
1. All Ways Physical, A Dragon: You are literally a dragon. As such you get a +10 to develop abilities in that spirit.
2. Lair Fetish: You can reroll attempts to build up your lair once per turn. Why? Dragon.
Eccentricities:
1. Likes Burgers: You really like to go out for a quick bite at the high-density feedlots. Every three turns, roll a 1d100 to see how it goes.
2. Slightly Lazy: Your home range is largely limited to the pacific, and you generally ignore things beyond that (unless it messes with your lair).
In Progress:
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1: "Lutransica has begun to emit some sort of sound. It might be trying to sing for all we know, but it sounds so terrible." [Develop SCREEEEEEEE!][+10, All Ways Physical, A Dragon]
2: "Confirmed, the chamber was storage, some items were dropped off there. The ships it grabbed are being placed around the entrance." [Use ships for Decorative Defenses]
3: "Sound the alert. Lutransica has come onto land again. Guess it's trying to find more stuff for the lair. I wonder if we could sneak something in there, if we piled it among some treasure." [Looting le Ruins, 5/20]
Burger: 3/3: Cattle. A dragon's favorite snack, especially when the dragon is too large for a sheep to be satisfying. And with a few cattleyards not too far from the coast, the thought of prime beef overcomes the laziness of Lutransica's nature, and distaste of moving across land.
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43753f No.20289
| Rolled 78, 23, 71 = 172 (3d100) |
>>20279
Kaiju Name: Ozzoah Soulcrusher
Kaiju Origin Fluff: Long ago the world was created. In that time the demons were thrown into eternal imprisonment within the bowls of the earth, in Hell. Billions of years passed, the primordial fires cooled, life came to be, and the souls of the damned first reached hell's doorstep. But now the gates of hell were weakened and Ozzoah saw his opportunity. He has returned to the material world, and soon shall his brothers! The reign of the divine and men ends here! Weep mortals, for your destruction has come!
Kaiju Attack: Ozzoah lives for violence. Using his massive body he will bash and stomp. When he is in need of something long range or just good old 'fuck this place in particular' he has his demonic powers and magic. Finally he has his primary weapon, in the demonic tongue it would be called 'Godeater'. Forged in the fires of hell and quenched in the souls of millions damned by their atheism. Ozzoah is an expert with his blade and magic.
Kaiju Alignment: Evil.
Kaiju Location: Middle East, preferably around Jerusalem
Other Kaiju Facts: Ozzoah was picked on in hell for being weak and not evil enough.
Infamy/Fame: [7 i] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [Class 7: Demon]
Attack: [3]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Melee I: Basic Frenzy][Weapons Usage I: Basic Hellish Weapons][Armor I: Hellhide][Daemon Magic I: Crude Beams and Rays]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[80k]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [The Summoning Pit, Middle East]
Bonuses:
1. Raging Maniac: When you are low on health [-70%] your attack damage doubles.
2. Badass Demon Badass: You can reroll attempts to develop abilities that are fiendish in nature once per turn if the roll is below 50.
Eccentricities:
1. I H8 Jesus: You are weak against angelic-type kaiju and holy attacks. If such things are seen, you get a -2 to combat rolls for that combat. This does not stack.
2. Daemons Don't Play Nice: You can have mini-kaiju, but they are demons. Particularly disagreeable treacherous demons.
1&2. Soul devouring I 15/20
3. Ranged I 5/20
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43753f No.20290
| Rolled 47, 49, 15 = 111 (3d100) |
>>20278
Kaiju Name: Mr. Horny
Kaiju Origin Fluff: African warlords need to learn when to leave things alone. One found a mysterious stone in the jungle, worshipped by a primitive tribe. Gunning them down, the warlord ordered his men to begin breaking apart the stone for transport. As a thick piece sheared off from a stick of dynamite jammed in a hole, a earthquake struck. The earth buckled and groaned, rising higher that the treetops. Shaking, the kaiju cleared the dirt from his body.
Built like a combination of a gorilla and a rhinoceros, it squatted on its hind legs and flipped it's head to clear the loan from its eyes. The long arms, ending in thick, clawed fingers beat the ruptured earth. His horn shone darkly in the morning light, heralding the destruction to come.
Kaiju Attack: Charges with his horn, and uses his fingers to hold on while repeatedly stabbing the opponent.
Kaiju Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Kaiju Location: Africa Jungle
Other Kaiju Facts: Has a love hate relationship with flying creatures. Nice when they pick the parasites off his back, annoying when they decide to build nests and raise families
Infamy/Fame: [-1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+1 turn]
Class: [???: Undefined ]
Attack: [2]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Melee I: Charge][Grapple I: Pummel][Armor I: Thick Hide]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[3000]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [player's name lair, Africa]
Bonuses:
1. Chimera: You are a combination of several species and have the advantages of many of them. As such, you get a +5 to rolls to develop new abilities or upgrade existing abilities.
2. Friendly Parasites: Every time you increase your health, add an additional point. While the parasites are annoying, they provide benefits.
Eccentricities:
1. Angry Parasites: Large parasites occasionally schluff off during fighting. They might be angry.
1) Mr. Horny, undeterred by the small creatures attacking him, continues to feast on the delicious ore.
2) Finishing off a small mine, Mr. Horny smells the delectable scent of iron floating in the air. Clomping his way to the south, he spies a massive pit mine with small figures attacking other figures with strings. What a great garnish to the iron ore!
3) Sleeping off a delicious meal, Mr. Horny wakes to find a new "thing" in his mouth. Testing it out, a spray of liquid shoots from his mouth. The liquid hisses angrily as it melts through the stone.
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43753f No.20291
Kaiju Name: Xochitaca [The Collector]
Kaiju Origin Fluff: Xochitaca, known locally as The Collector, is a mysterious and terrifying Kaiju that seems to have recently made its appearance after rising from the center of the Gulf of Mexico. It resembles a humanoid, eldritch-like statue that stands over 2000 ft tall. On closer inspection, it seems to be completely carved from stone originating from Earth– implying that it's man made. However, panicked scientists have theorized it as being extraterrestrial/eldritch in nature, due to the unnatural EM readings radiating from the center of Xochitaca. Runes and hieroglyphs decorate the titans limbs and chest; they seem to resemble ancient aztec characters, but no one has ever gotten close enough to confirm.
The origin of The Collector is unknown– it is incredibly ancient and seems to be some kind of weapon..or, science tool. It has no interest in purposely harming humanity– rather, it seems to want to collect information about it. Unfortunately, its method of information collection is rather invasive.
Kaiju Attack: The Collector's main feature is its unbelievable durability. All conventional weapons and common weapons that would normally harm other Kaiju are rendered useless and unreliable when facing the Collector. It seems to know is, as its main tactic is stomping forward intimidatingly and tanking hits while firing multiple purple lasers from its 6 "eyes". These lasers do not cause structural damage, but they instantly vaporize and deconstruct organic matter on contact– thus, cities that have been attacked by Xochitaca are completely clean and pristine, but left completely devoid of all life.
Kaiju Alignment: True Neutral
Kaiju Location: Mexico/Central America
Other Kaiju Facts:
1. Xochitaca seems to like flowers. It avoids eradicting species of flowers as much as it can.
2. Xochitaca is only active when the sun is up– it is unknown where it resides when the sun goes down.
3. Ancient ruins of any culture are left untouched by Xochitaca
4. Most non-kaiju reptiles are seen to act strangely when Xochitaca is approaching.
5. Xochitaca is mostly silent– the only sound it will make is a loud blaring noise before engaging an eradication of a city: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHoubZNXeVI
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43753f No.20292
| Rolled 69, 63, 71, 16 = 219 (4d100) |
>>20284
1-2: Radiatineko continues to feel the scratching itch, through a mix of radiation deficiency, ripping muscles and actual fleas. Claws rips through her fur in order to tame the interior growth of strength…
>(Upgrade Strength to II)
3: The nuclear plant seems to be guarded with hostile humans, but to slaughter these bipedal ants wasn't the irradiated neko's goal. Her goal is to rip into the power plant, to taste and devour the sweet tingle of radiation that flowed within the building. Would she know that the plant powers the county of Peng'an, and would she know that this would plunge that land into a wide blackout? She might have some 'intelligence', but she isn't smart enough to consider that consequence.
>(Raid the nuclear plant within Peng'an at night, to get 'dose rads)
4: Oh, there's also some actual fleas, this time.
>(SCRATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE FLEAS)
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43753f No.20304
>>20279
[Robo-48]
Infamy/Fame: [-1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [3: Cybernetic]
Attack: [2]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [Weapons Usage I: Scavenged GKI Gear][Engines I: Antiquarian Nuclear Reactor][Armor I: Scavenged Modern Armor][Terror I: Screaming Mayhem]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[+10k]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Area 51, Nevada]
Bonuses:
1. Looter: Robo-48 can loot battlefields and cities for equipment attach to itself. Every time you destroy a city, roll a 1d10. On a 8+, you might find something.
2. Radiation Leech: You are able to draw radiation and channel it into attacks. Every time you destroy a nuclear facility, you get a +1 to attack permanently.
Eccentricities:
1. Analog: You can't integrate all this “digital” nonsense. This makes you immune to electronic attack, however.
1) These dam communist bastards! They're attacking me from mid air! Like True Communist bastards that they most definitely are! I'll show them! Begin looking for military bases equipped with AA weapons, and then liberate said Anti-air weapons! This'll show those red bellied cowards!
2) "I'm telling you! Its over! The Cold war is over!' said the tiny, tiny man in 48's claws. Robo-48 pauses, processing the information. "THE WAR… IS OVER?" the radio jockey exhales in relief. "Yes! The war ended in the 70's! The world has ended!" the towering robot pauses once more, before its single glowing red eye opens wide. "BY F.D.R'S WHEELCHAIR…" says the robot in terror! "THE COMMUNISTS WON! WE LOST! WELL FRET NOT CITIZEN. I WILL FREE THIS COUNTRY. AND THE WORLD!" The claw tightens, the eye inspecting with impeccable scrutiny. "TELL ME ABOUT THE CURRENT COMMUNIST WORLD, SO THAT I MAY CRUSH IT. AND DO NOT LIE ABOUT IT. THESE COMMUNIST BASTARDS HAVE PROBABLY RAISED YOU ON A DIET OF BEETS AND LIES. AS THOSE TWO THINGS ARE THE BASE OFF THE COMMUNIST FOOD PYRAMID, AS WE ALL NOW."
3)"… Reports are coming in that a Kaiju going by the name of 'Robo-48' is attacking towns located around the Las Vegas area. It seems it is also blocking all physical movement into and out of the city. As of yet, the Kaiju has offered a ultimatum to each town before attacking: Surrender, renounce the US government, and its communistic… Uh.. Sorry jan, we can't say that on TV. We advise all citizens to avoid transport, and head to either the bunkers or evacuate via airplane. Back to you Jan."
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43753f No.20305
| Rolled 66, 65, 21, 30 = 182 (4d100) |
>>20304
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43753f No.20349
| Rolled 40 (1d100) |
>>20289
Reroll action 2 with BDB
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43753f No.20361
| Rolled 50, 87 = 137 (2d100) |
>>20282
>[Scyga]
>[Mini-Kaiju of Kizirick]
Kaiju Attack: Short leaps and scything attacks. Also prefers to ambush its prey from underground.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral/Wild animal
Kaiju Location: India/Pakistan
Other Kaiju Facts:
Strawberry sickness: Scyga can not stand strawberries and will actively avoid areas where it detects them in bulk. If forced near or surrounded by strawberries scyga will descend into mindless rage.
>Health: 6hp (4/6 +2/turn)
>Abilities: [Mini-K Scythes I: Mantis-like][Digging I: Tunneler][Osmosis I: Basic Materials]
>Attack: 1
>Defense: 1
>Initiative: 1
1.The sounds master emits they bother scyga. Agitation. Loneliness. Master searches for a mate? if it is this. Master must have good next Scyga will decorate with [Gems:1]
2. Scyga failed to make the bigger nest. Maybe scyga do it wrong. Not make bigger should make stronger. Thicker walls. Better tunnels. Scyga work hard. Master happy. No more bite Scyga.
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43753f No.20366
| Rolled 71, 78, 80 = 229 (3d100) |
>>20278
[Guddaraka]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [11: Extraterrestial]
[Equipment/Items:] None as yet
Attack: [3]
Defense: [0]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Devour I, 17/20] [Breath Weapon II: Radiation Breath 03/20][Melee I: Basic Tentacles]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [1][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Discontinued Nuclear Test Zone, Gobi Desert]
Bonuses:
1. Bio-Weapons Expert: You are an expert in breath weapons, and you get a +10 to rolls to develop or refine them.
2. Deadeye Slug: You are pretty accurate with your breath weapon and get a +1 to combat rolls while using it.
Eccentricities:
1. Slow As Shit: You are a slug. As befitting a slug, you move slowly. It takes more effort to raise initiative.
2. Salty: You are vulnerable to salt. Really vulnerable. Hopefully nobody figures this out.
Actions
1-3: return to the discontinued nuclear test site lair, devouring anything in sight on the way back. Except of course another kaiju.
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43753f No.20368
>>GM: Due to some droppers, I am promoting some mini-kaiju to full kaiju and adding a new proper kaiju.
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43753f No.20369
>>20291
[Xochitaca]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [Class 1: Eldritch]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [3]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Beams I: Eye Beams][Melee I: Stomp][Armor III: Weird Runes]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualties Inflicted:[10k]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [0][0]
Lair: [player's name choice layer, Mexico]
Bonuses:
1. Muh Runes: You are extremely tough! Every time you gain a point of armor, add another point. [+2 instead of +1]
2. JUST GET IN THE JAR: Every time you collect a city of a million+ people, roll a 1d100. It might provide some useful information.
Eccentricities:
1. On Mission: Every three turns you must engage in collection activity regardless of your current condition. This can be minor collection or major collection.
2. MRRRRRRRR: You do not really talk very well to other kaiju or the general population. Propaganda is impossible, and diplomacy is really weird.
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43753f No.20374
| Rolled 90, 42 = 132 (2d100) |
>>20279
http://pastebin.com/6LSuJGAa
1-2; Go back to my lair in northern Iran and carve it out more. Get the servants to assist me, must be bigger and better
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43753f No.20375
Kaiju Name: Xochitaca [The Collector]
Kaiju Origin Fluff: Ancient ass aztec reaper from mass effect
Kaiju Attack: LASER BEAMZ
Kaiju Alignment: True Neutral
Kaiju Location: Mexico/Central America
Other Kaiju Facts:
1. Xochitaca seems to like flowers. It avoids eradicting species of flowers as much as it can.
2. Xochitaca is only active when the sun is up– it is unknown where it resides when the sun goes down.
3. Ancient ruins of any culture are left untouched by Xochitaca
4. Most non-kaiju reptiles are seen to act strangely when Xochitaca is approaching.
5. Xochitaca is mostly silent– the only sound it will make is a loud blaring noise before engaging an eradication of a city: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHoubZNXeVI
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Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [Class 1: Eldritch]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [3]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Beams I: Eye Beams][Melee I: Stomp][Armor III: Weird Runes]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualties Inflicted:[10k]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [0][0]
Lair: [Underwater Ruins, Mexico]
Bonuses:
1. Muh Runes: You are extremely tough! Every time you gain a point of armor, add another point. [+2 instead of +1]
2. JUST GET IN THE JAR: Every time you collect a city of a million+ people, roll a 1d100. It might provide some useful information.
Eccentricities:
1. On Mission: Every three turns you must engage in collection activity regardless of your current condition. This can be minor collection or major collection.
2. MRRRRRRRR: You do not really talk very well to other kaiju or the general population. Propaganda is impossible, and diplomacy is really weird.
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43753f No.20377
| Rolled 47, 27, 54 = 128 (3d100) |
>>20375
1. "The reports are true, it seems– we have recieved some disturbing images this morning of what appears to be a large, humanoid statue roaming across the eastern coast. We have yet to get any specific info..but it is confirmed to be a Kaiju. The mexican government and any GKI stationed in Mexico have yet to form a response…but it seems to be quite hostile."
[Go for a nice walk across the eastern coast of Mexico, "collecting" any organic matter that is in range. Avoid targeting cities, but anything that is outside of a city is free game]
2-3. "O-oh god, are those laser beams?"
[Begin upgrading eye beams]
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43753f No.20418
| Rolled 18, 97, 9, 74 = 198 (4d100) |
>>20278
[King Bobaron Rossatron]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [Class 13: Megafauna]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [Chromatic Beam I: Basic Beam][Melee I: Smash][Evasion I: Fast Reflexes]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[10k]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [0][0]
Lair: [Ayer-Top]
Bonuses:
1. Unironically Likes Bob Ross: You are really very artistic. If you roll below 50 for anything deemed artistic, you can reroll the action once. This does not apply to combat rolls.
2. Life Imitates Art: You have some really unusual artistic techniques. Every time you make a piece of art, roll a d100 to see what happens.
1. Likes Blondes: You are vulnerable to blondes. This might not be a problem, but GKI has these mecha…and some of them are women… [dabs forehead with towel]. But I mean, who doesn't like blondes? Nobody, that's who.
2. Naturalist: You like wildnerness areas. As such you get a slight disadvantage when fighting in heavy polluted or blighted areas of the Earth. Most urban areas don't count even though you fucking hate those.
1) Bobaron's eyes remained locked onto the sheer stone siding of Ayer Rock as they had for the past week. The only thing that let any observers know that he was alive was the faint movement of his chest. It came to him then. IT CAME. Bobaron sprung from his position in the outback and started to gather a massive amount of animals and colorful plants. Only a few went into his gullet to refill his appetite, the rest were held softly in his hand as silenced their bleating with a simple squeeze of the hand. They came together to form a beautiful mixture of red and green that made Bobaron scream out in primal joy. Soon, he had started his craft on the side of Ayer Rock. He painted simple pictures akin to that of the cave men on it and marked it as his own with piss and brush. Crude representations of him beating his chest and of animals quaking colored it's surface.
2-3) His great masterpiece was done. This brought a terrifying attempt at a smile to his face as he climbed to the top of Ayer Rock and surveyed all that was his domain. His lands were great but they were not truly his. They were boring and nothing was worse that being boring. Asides, they were also uncomfortable as fuck to sleep in due to the heat and cold of the Outback. He could survive much more but that doesn't mean he enjoyed it. Bobaron let out another primal roar before he started to gather a shitload of trees and rocks from the surrounding lands. With these resources in hand, Bobaron loped back to Ayer Rock and started to build a good lair for him on top of it. His great skill at architecture would come out as he attempted to build a crude hut out of rock and wood that actually looked decent. Big enough to fit him at least too.
4) For the painting's effects.
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43753f No.20419
| Rolled 26, 61, 60, 69 = 216 (4d100) |
>>20278
>>20278
[King Bobaron Rossatron]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [Class 13: Megafauna]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [Chromatic Beam I: Basic Beam][Melee I: Smash][Evasion I: Fast Reflexes]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[10k]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [0][0]
Lair: [Ayer-Top]
Bonuses:
1. Unironically Likes Bob Ross: You are really very artistic. If you roll below 50 for anything deemed artistic, you can reroll the action once. This does not apply to combat rolls.
2. Life Imitates Art: You have some really unusual artistic techniques. Every time you make a piece of art, roll a d100 to see what happens.
1. Likes Blondes: You are vulnerable to blondes. This might not be a problem, but GKI has these mecha…and some of them are women… [dabs forehead with towel]. But I mean, who doesn't like blondes? Nobody, that's who.
2. Naturalist: You like wildnerness areas. As such you get a slight disadvantage when fighting in heavy polluted or blighted areas of the Earth. Most urban areas don't count even though you fucking hate those.
1) Bobaron's eyes remained locked onto the sheer stone siding of Ayer Rock as they had for the past week. The only thing that let any observers know that he was alive was the faint movement of his chest. It came to him then. IT CAME. Bobaron sprung from his position in the outback and started to gather a massive amount of animals and colorful plants. Only a few went into his gullet to refill his appetite, the rest were held softly in his hand as silenced their bleating with a simple squeeze of the hand. They came together to form a beautiful mixture of red and green that made Bobaron scream out in primal joy. Soon, he had started his craft on the side of Ayer Rock. He painted simple pictures akin to that of the cave men on it and marked it as his own with piss and brush. Crude representations of him beating his chest and of animals quaking colored it's surface.
2-3) His great masterpiece was done. This brought a terrifying attempt at a smile to his face as he climbed to the top of Ayer Rock and surveyed all that was his domain. His lands were great but they were not truly his. They were boring and nothing was worse that being boring. Asides, they were also uncomfortable as fuck to sleep in due to the heat and cold of the Outback. He could survive much more but that doesn't mean he enjoyed it. Bobaron let out another primal roar before he started to gather a shitload of trees and rocks from the surrounding lands. With these resources in hand, Bobaron loped back to Ayer Rock and started to build a good lair for him on top of it. His great skill at architecture would come out as he attempted to build a crude hut out of rock and wood that actually looked decent. Big enough to fit him at least too.
4) For the painting's effects.
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43753f No.20420
| Rolled 96 (1d100) |
>>20419
1) Painting reroll
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43753f No.20515
[Combat: Chhinnamasta-00 [Pilot: Latika Patanjali] v. Kizzrick]
GKI Mecha Encounter, [Surprised: +10 to GKI]
Disposition: Surprised
Infamy: No Response/Minimal
[Combat – Round 1]
[Clash: Kizzrick: 1. Chhinnamasta-00: Surprise, First Strike. – {Clash Winner: Chhinnamasta-00}
[Damage: [Kizzrick: No damage.] [Chhinnamasta-00: 4: -20, off balance; +2 damage]][6/8]
[Combat – Round 2]
[Guudraka]
[Clash: Kizzrick: 62 Chhinnamasta-00: Clash: 52 [-20] – Winner: Kizzrick
[Damage:]
[Damage: [Kizzrick: Phased [-5 to next clash] + 1 damage[9/10] [Chhinnamasta-00: 4: -20 clash off balance; +2 damage]][4/8]
[Combat – Round 3]
[Guudraka]
[Clash: Kizzrick: 62. Chhinnamasta-00: Clash: 14 [-20] – Winner: Kizzrick
[Damage:]
[Damage: [Kizzrick: ][9/10] [Chhinnamasta-00: 4: +5 damage +2]][-1/8]
Results —————————————
Pilot Survives?: Yes
Kizzrick: Lose 1 health; gain equipment [Smashed Micro-Thorium Reactor]; +30 infamy
Report: Kizzrick engages Chhinnamasta-00 as it makes some initial test runs in the badlands betweent the Pakistani and Indian border, though Kizzrick was unaware of the precise nature of the signature. Despite the lack of awareness, Kizzrick performs well in combat as the pilot – Latika Patanjali – attempts to activate her prototype assault gun. However, despite activation, the gun fails and seems to jam as Kizzrick attacks with talons in a rush; the leap and forward momentum throws the mecha off balance, and soon it has toppled over. Kizzrick then savagely gouges and claws at the engine housing until the mecha stops moving as the pilot ejects. With the pilot gone and the Indian army on alert, Kizzrick flees with a prize: a thorium reactor with fissile material…
[Combat: Moscow v. Ziz I]
City Encounter: [Metropolitan: 50hp]
Disposition: Planned [+10 to clash, Ziz; -30 to clash, Moscow]
Infamy: No Response/Minimal
[Combat – Round 1]
[Clash: Ziz 93. Moscow 72.] {Clash Winner: Ziz}
[Damage: Neither side inflicted damage]
[Combat – Round 2]
[Clash: Ziz 71. Moscow 40.] {Clash Winner: Ziz}
[Damage: Moscow: Phased, -5 +1 damage; 49hp – Ziz: No damage 10hp
[Combat – Round 3]
[Clash: Ziz 24. Moscow 35.] {Clash Winner: Moscow}
[Damage: Moscow: No damage; 49hp – Ziz: +2 damage [8/10]
[Combat – Round 3]
[Clash: Ziz 72. Moscow 74.] {Clash Winner: Ziz}
[Damage: Moscow:+4 damage; 44hp – Ziz: No damage. [8/10]
[Combat – Round 4]
[Clash: Ziz 81. Moscow 73.] {Clash Winner: Ziz}
[Damage: Moscow:+7 damage; 37hp – Ziz: No damage. [8/10]
[Combat – Round 5]
[Clash: Ziz 98. Moscow 6.] {Clash Winner: Ziz}
[Damage: Moscow: +3 damage [34hp] – Ziz: +2 damage [HP: 6/10]
[Combat – Round 6 – Final Round]
[Clash: Ziz 99. Moscow –.] {Clash Winner: Ziz}
[Damage: Moscow: +3 damage [31hp] – Ziz: No damage. [HP: 6/10]
[Combat Report]
Report: Ziz falls upon the city of Moscow with a good deal of preparation. The city is stunned, but local military units and the airforce manage to assault Ziz with sporadic fire as she lays waste to most of downtown with psionic pulses. However, as the fighting rages, Ziz notices the vast size of Moscow and the relative lack of her own makes the assault slow. As the fighting mounts and the body count grows, more and more Russian tanks and GKI aircraft attack Ziz as the attack enters the third hour. Eventually, given the raw weight of the assault arrayed against her, Ziz is compelled to withdraw from the overwhelming tide of opposition. The damage to Moscow is enormous.
Results —————————————
Ziz: [-4hp]; [+25 infamy]; Casualties inflicted: [+6m]; Revise ability: Terror to [II]
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43753f No.20519
[Kizzrick]
1. The calls continue.. (Sense I: 12/20)
2. Kizzrick's talons and mandibles appear heavier and increasingly muscled. [Strength: 4/20]
3. The radiation signature proves to be an experimental Indian mecha [Chhinnamasta-00][Pilot: Latika Patanjali] undergoing dry runs. Much to your surprise, she attacks without support…. [see: Combat]
[Goliath]
>>Word is coming back that an experimental mecha was destroyed in Pakistan…
>>GKI has issued a general threat elevation for most major cities: Moscow has been badly damaged in a recent attack.
>>GKI has also issued a general threat elevation for nuclear facilities in China.
1. The new motor servos seem promising and a good deal of progress is mad. [Strength I: 5/20]
2. The fire coordination systems seem to have more promise. Recent advances in quantum computing and the relative communications impunity of the current fighting makes such an idea reasonable. [Fire Coordination: 14/20]
3. The bug seem to linger. Several of the researchers seem to think that they can work it out, but everyone seems to think they're cranks. [Mecha Theory I: 1/???]
4. While the previous round of issues have been smushed, a new issue with the drive system seems to have caused..some..problems. The entire thorium engine is undergoing a retool, as it is generally believed the mecha lost in India – Chhinnamasta-00 – couldn't fire because of reactor-related issue. [Cannot research engines/mobility until reroll]
[Ziz]
1-3: Ziz attacks (the extremely large city) Moscow. The attack is well planned, and it preceded by a wave of terrorism. (Revise: [Psionics I: Short-Range Shockpulse] to [Psionics II: Mid-Range Shockpulse] [+1 attack]; Precognition II: [10/20]) [see combat]
[Catju]
1. The cozying doesn't really work. Everyone is covered in ground lice and fleas. Awful.
2. It doesn't work. As a small cat, you are chased around by guard dogs. You think about killing them briefly, but avoid it. Good for you, really.
[Lutransica]
1. The constant screaming goes pretty well. Everyone can hear Lutransica bellowing form miles around. (Roar I: 9/20)
2: Lutransica arranges the ships in a series of tasteful defensive positions. (Add lair defense [Ruined Ship Wall])
3: After a few hours of stalking around Marin county, Lutransica doesn't come up with anything worth keeping really. I mean, some of it is OKAY, but nothing special… [Pillage I: 11/20]
4. The assault on a feed lot inland turns into something of a disaster as C180s flying out of Southern San Francisco attack. Lutransica retreats to the lair after that. (lose 3 health)
[Ozzoah]
1/2: Ozzoah manages to figure out the trick behind soul devouring. As it turns out, souls are nutritious and delicious. After combat with a major population, Ozzoah might regenerate health! (Add ability: Soul Devour I: Small Regeneration)
3. Ozzoah continues to practice with ranged weapons – whips in particular, but also thrown objects. (Ranged I: 11/20)
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43753f No.20520
[Mr. Horney]
1) The feast continues, but the stinging things compel him to just drag a ton of it home to eat it in peace. (Add equipment: [Iron Ore Blocks, Some]
2) The other pit mine Mr. Horney finds is less guarded. He manages to eat a good deal of it, then leaves. (Armor II: 10/20)
3) While interesting, the spit is sort of hard to control. He burns himself a few times and seems to dribble it everywhere. (Ranged I: Acid Spit – 1/20)
[Radineko]
1-2: Radiatneko seems stronger now, possibly due to the radiation. (Strength II: 11/20)
3. Radiatneko manages to raid the reactor site for some basic fissile stocks. Radiatneko don't take much damage, but the Chinese authorities are alerted. (+10 infamy, 1 damage)(Add equipment: [Fissile Material, Some])
4. Oh, god, they're AWFUL THIS TIME GET THEM AWAY! (-10 to first roll next turn)
[Robo-48]
1) Robo-48 manage to steal some AA weapons from a few COMMUNIST areas. After that Robo-48 starts practicing a bit. (Weapons II: 6/20)
2) The speech, despite the vigor, is not taken very well by the CLEARLY communist hordes. You feel more resilient, however. (Health I: 6/20)
3) Robo-48 rampages around, but the damage inflicted is mostly minor thanks to the general scarcity of persons in Nevada. COMMUNIST tumbleweeds get the worst of it. (add casualties: +10k)(Terror II: Insane Screaming 2/20)
[Scyga]
1. You manage to decorate the lair with gems. The job is average. (Add to lair: [Gem Studded])
2. You set to work expanding the nest a little bit. [Lair Expansion 8/20]
[Guudraka]
1-3: You pretty much eat everything and burn the rest on the way back to the lair. It's a good time, frankly, and you learn a few valuable life lessons. (Add ability: [Devour I: Basic Cannibalization]) [Breath Weapon II: Radiation Breath 10/20]
[Sassarani]
1-2. You manage to carve out a miniature kaiju lair! (Add player's name choice Kaiju lair, Iran)
[Xochitaca]
1. You stroll up and down the coast collecting pretty much everything with. It's a nice stroll with many very nice sunsets. Overall? 9/10. (Collection I: 4/20) (Casualities: +10k)
2-3. Needless to say, the practice with the eye beams seems to go prettty well during the stroll up and down the coast. (Beams II: 8/20)
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43753f No.20521
[Bobaron]
1) The painting is really quite nice. It seems to depict the nature of the world as seen through the epistemic status of “ape”. (Add ability: Painting I: Simple Pictograms)
2-3) The hut is completed in good order. It's pretty good, and you could paint it. (Add to lair [Stone Hut, Large])
4) The painting makes Bobaron really happy. (+1 max health) (+5 to next clash roll)
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43753f No.20522
>>20520
[Radiatineko]
>Infamy/Fame: [10] [-2 turn]
>Health: [9/10] [+2 turn]
>Class: [14: Mammalian]
>Size: [50m]
>Attack: [2]
>Defense: [0]
>Initiative: [2]
>Abilities:
[Melee I: Titan Claws]
[Strength I: Muscular (II 11/20)]
[Reflexes II: Super-Feline]
[Scouting 0: (I 8/20)]
>Equipment/Items:
[Fissile Material, Some]
>Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [None][None]
>Casualities Inflicted:[0]
>Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
>Times Defeated: [0]
>Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
>Lair: [None] (9/10)
>Bonuses:
1. Nine Lives: You can ignore the first KO that is inflicted upon you in combat. Only the second KO is “real”.
2. Prenatural Reflexes: You are pretty good at avoiding melee attacks and get a +2 to defending against them.
>Eccentricities:
1. Remove Fleas From Premises: You get distracted by fleas every 3 turns or so. Roll a 1d100 to scratch the shit out of them!
2. DISLIKE FIRE: You dislike fire for obvious reasons. If you get attacked by a fire attack, you will suffer -1 to combat rolls for the duration of combat. This does not stack.
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43753f No.20524
| Rolled 13, 45, 90 = 148 (3d100) |
1. Begin to precognate Honolulu in three months time should I attack there. Reach further and further afield from the island to take in the state of the navy and even the GKI should they respond.
2. Closely monitor and guide my online fans in the wake of the attack on Moscow. In fact guide them to attack the more perverse among them through social means like shunning and ridicule. That will distract them from considering my attack too deeply. Propaganda: [6/20]
3. Begin working on my defensive M-Field arrays. I took injuries I should not have.
http://pastebin.com/BRb5f6eu
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43753f No.20527
| Rolled 54, 56, 2 = 112 (3d100) |
>>20519
Kaiju Name: Ozzoah Soulcrusher
Kaiju Origin Fluff: Long ago the world was created. In that time the demons were thrown into eternal imprisonment within the bowls of the earth, in Hell. Billions of years passed, the primordial fires cooled, life came to be, and the souls of the damned first reached hell's doorstep. But now the gates of hell were weakened and Ozzoah saw his opportunity. He has returned to the material world, and soon shall his brothers! The reign of the divine and men ends here! Weep mortals, for your destruction has come!
Kaiju Attack: Ozzoah lives for violence. Using his massive body he will bash and stomp. When he is in need of something long range or just good old 'fuck this place in particular' he has his demonic powers and magic. Finally he has his primary weapon, in the demonic tongue it would be called 'Godeater'. Forged in the fires of hell and quenched in the souls of millions damned by their atheism. Ozzoah is an expert with his blade and magic.
Kaiju Alignment: Evil.
Kaiju Location: Middle East, preferably around Jerusalem
Other Kaiju Facts: Ozzoah was picked on in hell for being weak and not evil enough.
Infamy/Fame: [5 i] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [Class 7: Demon]
Attack: [3]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Melee I: Basic Frenzy][Weapons Usage I: Basic Hellish Weapons][Armor I: Hellhide][Daemon Magic I: Crude Beams and Rays][Soul Devour I: Small Regeneration]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[80k]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [The Summoning Pit, Middle East]
Bonuses:
1. Raging Maniac: When you are low on health [-70%] your attack damage doubles.
2. Badass Demon Badass: You can reroll attempts to develop abilities that are fiendish in nature once per turn if the roll is below 50.
Eccentricities:
1. I H8 Jesus: You are weak against angelic-type kaiju and holy attacks. If such things are seen, you get a -2 to combat rolls for that combat. This does not stack.
2. Daemons Don't Play Nice: You can have mini-kaiju, but they are demons. Particularly disagreeable treacherous demons.
1. Keep working with that whip 11/20
2&3. Lets go burn down a city. Isn't Mecca around here somewhere? That place is religiously significant! Time to burn down Mecca!
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43753f No.20530
| Rolled 65, 69, 71 = 205 (3d100) |
>>20520
[Guddaraka]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [11: Extraterrestial]
[Equipment/Items:] None as yet
Attack: [3]
Defense: [0]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Devour I: Basic cannibalization] [Breath Weapon II: Radiation Breath 10/20][Melee I: Basic Tentacles]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [1][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Discontinued Nuclear Test Zone, Gobi Desert]
Bonuses:
1. Bio-Weapons Expert: You are an expert in breath weapons, and you get a +10 to rolls to develop or refine them.
2. Deadeye Slug: You are pretty accurate with your breath weapon and get a +1 to combat rolls while using it.
Eccentricities:
1. Slow As Shit: You are a slug. As befitting a slug, you move slowly. It takes more effort to raise initiative.
2. Salty: You are vulnerable to salt. Really vulnerable. Hopefully nobody figures this out.
Actions
1-3: Practice fire the beam over and over, trying to make the beam make 1 specific nuclear element rather than just a general mass of elements. +10 because developing/refining beam.
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43753f No.20534
| Rolled 73, 8 = 81 (2d100) |
>>20361
>[Scyga]
>[Mini-Kaiju of Kizirick]
Kaiju Attack: Short leaps and scything attacks. Also prefers to ambush its prey from underground.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral/Wild animal
Kaiju Location: India/Pakistan
Other Kaiju Facts:
Strawberry sickness: Scyga can not stand strawberries and will actively avoid areas where it detects them in bulk. If forced near or surrounded by strawberries scyga will descend into mindless rage.
http://pastebin.com/g2rnFkwK
>Health: 6hp (+2/turn)
>Abilities: [Mini-K Scythes I: Mantis-like][Digging I: Tunneler][Osmosis I: Basic Materials]
>Attack: 1
>Defense: 1
>Initiative: 1
1.Continue working on our lair. [Lair Expansion 8/20]
2.Invaders. In our home. This can not happen again. We must make the hive safe. (Build traps around the outside of base)
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43753f No.20540
| Rolled 23, 64, 34 = 121 (3d100) |
>>20520
Kaiju Name: Mr. Horny
Kaiju Origin Fluff: African warlords need to learn when to leave things alone. One found a mysterious stone in the jungle, worshipped by a primitive tribe. Gunning them down, the warlord ordered his men to begin breaking apart the stone for transport. As a thick piece sheared off from a stick of dynamite jammed in a hole, a earthquake struck. The earth buckled and groaned, rising higher that the treetops. Shaking, the kaiju cleared the dirt from his body.
Built like a combination of a gorilla and a rhinoceros, it squatted on its hind legs and flipped it's head to clear the loan from its eyes. The long arms, ending in thick, clawed fingers beat the ruptured earth. His horn shone darkly in the morning light, heralding the destruction to come.
Kaiju Attack: Charges with his horn, and uses his fingers to hold on while repeatedly stabbing the opponent.
Kaiju Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Kaiju Location: Africa Jungle
Other Kaiju Facts: Has a love hate relationship with flying creatures. Nice when they pick the parasites off his back, annoying when they decide to build nests and raise families
Infamy/Fame: [-3] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+1 turn]
Class: [???: Undefined ]
Attack: [2]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Melee I: Charge][Grapple I: Pummel][Armor I: Thick Hide]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Causalities Inflicted:[3000]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Congo River Basin, Africa]
Equipment: Iron Ore Blocks(Some)
Bonuses:
1. Chimera: You are a combination of several species and have the advantages of many of them. As such, you get a +5 to rolls to develop new abilities or upgrade existing abilities.
2. Friendly Parasites: Every time you increase your health, add an additional point. While the parasites are annoying, they provide benefits.
Eccentricities:
1. Angry Parasites: Large parasites occasionally schluff off during fighting. They might be angry.
1)Mr. Horny continues his practice with his new acid spit, the greenish blue liquid swept away from his lair by the vast river. Hope no one drinks from down river…
2) The metallic armor continues to grow on Mr. Horny, spurs rising from it's surface to give him a craggy appearance.
3) Testing out his new powers, Mr. Horny attacks a nearby city.
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43753f No.20545
| Rolled 93, 65, 92 = 250 (3d100) |
>>20519
Kaiju Name: Lutransica
Kaiju Origin Fluff: The first the city heard about a kaiju was silence coming from Alcatraz Island, quickly found to have a new resident kaiju. Sleek and hydrodynamic, with an elongated body and a long thick tail, it was officially dubbed Lutransica, although the Chinese inhabitants of San Francisco called it Shuilung, water dragon. The Kaiju did not seem aggressive to humans in general, and probing actions found that humans would be tolerated at a distance. After sinking nearly every ship in the San Francisco harbor that approach it, Lutransica was given wide berth, and the Bay gets shut down when the Kaiju is in it. Sea routes were also rerouted around Alcatraz Island, where the Kaiju apparently nested.
Kaiju Attack: Lutransica is awkward on land, so will do it's best to lure its foes into the water, using its usually superior underwater agility and speed to bite with it's powerful jaws, and slice with the claws on its hands and feet. In addition, Lutransica's tail is a long and powerful limb, with great range than its arms and legs, and can deliver quite the destructive blow.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral. Lutransica does not seem to care for or hate humanity, and will leave them be. Will challenge any Kaiju in its territory that does not submit.
Kaiju Location: San Francisco environs, Alcatraz Lair
Other Kaiju Facts: Lutransica takes a daily swim in the San Francisco Bay, at sunset. Sometimes, Lutransica comes ashore in less populated areas, rolls around, then goes back into the water. Lutransica once tolerated a whalewatching ship that got close to it by accident. It did not tolerate the second one that came on purpose.
[Lutransica]
Infamy/Fame: [0] [-2 turn]
Health: 9/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [2: Reptilian]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [2]
Abilities: [Melee I: Tail Swipe and Bite][Armor I: Dragonhide][ Mobility II: Amphibious-Aquatic]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Fisherman's Wharf, San Francisco Ruins][Storage Chamber][Tastefully Arranged Ruined Ship Wall Defenses]
[Equipment/Items]:[Decorative Ships]
Bonuses:
1. All Ways Physical, A Dragon: You are literally a dragon. As such you get a +10 to develop abilities in that spirit.
2. Lair Fetish: You can reroll attempts to build up your lair once per turn. Why? Dragon.
Eccentricities:
1. Likes Burgers: You really like to go out for a quick bite at the high-density feedlots. Every three turns, roll a 1d100 to see how it goes.
2. Slightly Lazy: Your home range is largely limited to the pacific, and you generally ignore things beyond that (unless it messes with your lair).
In Progress:
-Roar [9/20]
-Pillage I [11/20]
1: Lutransica continues to practice its SCCREEEEEEEEE [Roar 9/20, +10 All Ways Physical, A Dragon]
2: Lutransica continues to loot the ruins of San Francisco [Pillage I, 11/20]
3: Lutransica is digging another chamber in the lair! [Lair Construction: Spawning Chamber]
Burger: 1/3
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43753f No.20546
| Rolled 84, 89, 83 = 256 (3d100) |
>>20519
Kaiju Name: Kizirick
Kaiju Origin Fluff: The war between Pakistan and India awoke something. That something is a big mean insectoid that is terrifyingly fast for something it's size. It feeds on monster anything and can fly as well as leap great distances. This makes it both troublesome and hard to pin down. Both sides of the Pakistan-India conflict have felt it's predations and it's drawn to large battlefields for easy food. Scientists have noticed it has been growing slowly but steadily since it awoke, and that it at times send's out Radio wave based calls. Nothing has answered it, yet. It also can seemingly detect Nuclear materials eating them when found on it's hunts, Scientists theorize that is what strengthen it's shell and makes it proof against nuclear strikes.
Kaiju Attack: Leaps or flies about with two large scything talons. It can and will bite it's pray as well. During feeding it can spew a digestive enzyme that rapidly breaks down organic features.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral/Wild animal
Kaiju Location: India/Pakistan
Other Kaiju Facts: Smells likes Lemons.
HATES HATES HATES HATES Bananas, to the point of it being a repellant. Shame the banana crop was scarce this year….
Large Electrical discharges will distract it until attacked, but it has only once ever touched one.
Infamy/Fame: [28] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [13: Megafauna]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [2]
Abilities: [Melee I: Talons and Bite][Mobility I: Flight and Maneuver][Armor II: Semiadvanced Rad-Shell](Sensory I: 12/20) (Strength; 4/20)
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [1][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [The Nest, Pakistan][Spawning Pit: Simple][Gem Studded][Lair Expansion 8/20]
Equipment: [Foodstuffs:1][Smashed Micro-Thorium Reactor]
Mini-Kaiju: [Scyga]
Bonuses:
1. Radiation Eater: Every time Kizrick devours a radiation source, it gains armor. Every time this occurs, roll a 1d2 increase in armor.
2. Mobility: You are extremely fast, and gain a +10 to all rolls to increase your mobility in some way…
Eccentricities:
1. Electrophobe: You take massive damage from electrical attacks. When such attacks are used, you get a -1 to all combat rolls.
2. Quantity Over Quality: You find it easier to reproduce, but your offspring are generally weaker than other Kaiju… [+10 to mini-kaiju research, lowered mini-Kaiju strength]
1. "Kizirick returns to the Nest, reactor in talon. The wounds it received have already started to heal when it looks at what Scyga has done. It pats the smaller bug on the head…… The fuck dude? This is fanfiction of the shittiest caliber! Kizirikc isn't even a cool Kaiju like Ziz or Longcat either!"
"Dude the fuck you talking about? Longcat is a meme and Ziz is only cool cause she has tits. She's not a real monster."
"The fuck you say about my waifu?"
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
*meanwhile Kizirick returns home and dumps the reactor into the foodstuffs it had procured. Then it devours both in massive feeding.*
+Foodstuffs 1
+Smashed Micro-Thorium Reactor
+Radiation Eater
2.The tenor of Kizirick's calls have changed. It's almost like it's using them to map out areas now. That on the face of it would be ridiculous, except Kizirick follows no known terrestrial biology, and has displayed an base intellect already. It shares a nest with a species not it's own and attacked Chhinnamasta-00 with surprising acumen, clearly aiming for it's core. This is a worrying development.
-excerpt from a research paper
(12/20)
3. The musculature increases in Kizirick are becoming more pronounced after it's rather crushing victory. Scientist speculate if aggression fuels muscle growth in this strange kaiju. 4/20
-Bmm News
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43753f No.20547
| Rolled 2 (1d2) |
>>20546
Radiation Eater roll
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43753f No.20548
| Rolled 96, 63, 47 = 206 (3d100) |
>>20522
1: With the fissile material in her grips, Ra- OH FUCK THESE FLEAS, THERE MUST BE A EASIER WAY TO GET RID OF THESE PESTS!
>Mutate some anti-flea toxins in her fur in order to rid herself of the flea Eccentricity. -10
2: Even while she try to rip apart the fleas crawling across her skin, the muscles underneath her skin continue to rip larger, through mutations and fuckin' fleas.
>Gain Strength II (11/20) -10
3: The Peng'an nuclear plant would've been raided, and while human casualties were low, the plant would be under high alert. Seems like it is best to scout out a untapped power plant for more mat- FUCK THESE FLEAS, FOR CATTING OUT LOUD!
>Scout around for any other power plants, in order to target it next for harvesting. (Scouting I (8/20) -10
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43753f No.20557
| Rolled 11, 79, 74, 33, 44 = 241 (5d100) |
[The Wider World]
[GKI]
[GKI mini mecha research] {+84}
[GKI fortification focus, China] [+34]
[GKI tertiary expansion, Europe] {+27}
[GKI tertiary expansion, United States] {+26}
[GKI Responses]
[Response to "China Crisis" - 1-50: No response; 50-75: Prep Goliath; 76+: Prep Freedom-00]
[National Responses]
[Russian Federation to Moscow: 1-50: Complaints; 51-89 increased funding to GKI: 90+: Full throated commitment]
[China: 1-50 Complaints; 51-89 increased funding to GKI; 90+: Full]
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43753f No.20558
| Rolled 41 (1d100) |
[Stray dice]
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43753f No.20559
| Rolled 48 (1d100) |
[Stray dice #2]
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43753f No.20588
| Rolled 37, 23 = 60 (2d100) |
>>20520
http://pastebin.com/6LSuJGAa
1-2; Head back into Azerbaijan and ambush more terrorist caravans, in a different location to train camo
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43753f No.20627
>>World Event - GKI: Expansion and fortification of China, Europe, and the United States continues with some uneven progress. On the bright side, several smaller mini-mecha revisions have begun to appear and New York has seen prototype deployment. These prototypes seem to resemble the cybermen from Dr. Who. While superficially unimportant, deployment and testing has been impeded due to repeated suits from the BBC. This has caused a partial modification of the chassis design to avoid additional legal costs. The new designs are less interesting but more functional.
>>World Event – The "China Crisis": While attacks are repeated and numerous, the Chinese government has declined to commit more resources to GKI. It is generally agreed that the Chinese delegation is the second most attractive and rates 9/10 on GKI "Hot or Not". In contrast, the the Swedish delegation rates 10/10 at #1.
>>World Event – The Destruction of Moscow: While the death of nearly six million people might strike other nations are frightening or disruptive, the Russian confederation has only complained mildly to GKI about the situation. To further underscore this lack of commitment, the Russian representative was caught looking at hentai during a disaster coordination meeting. (The show in question was "Legend of the Overfiend" and sales of that property have skyrocketed thanks to wall-to-wall media coverage.)
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43753f No.20633
[Ziz]
1. Ziz plots out the general status of Honolulu, but finds that there's too many…unforseen..events. Another attempt will be required.
2. The fanbase seems to be increasingly agitated following the Moscow attack. They have increased their general aggression and virulence in the past month so, and they have distracted the authorities generally. (Propaganda: [11/20])
3. The m-fields that Ziz has appear slightly stronger thanks to some time put into their practice by Ziz. They can now deflect larger projectiles. (M-field Defense: 10/20)
[Ozzoah]
1. The whip is nearing completion. It's not quite long enough to be used against aircraft, and so requires additional refinement. (Ranged 1: 17/20)
2&3. You attack Mecca. The amount of corpses available helps you develop your ability to consume souls, and the damage inflicted helps you gain some combat experience. [Soul devouring II: 15/20] [Melee I: Basic Frenzy: 7/20]
[Guudraka]
1-3: Guudraka continues firing on inanimate rock and other materials to get a better handle on material synthesis. The result is promising and generates impressive (relatively) materials that are generally harmful to all (other) living creatures. [revise: Breath Weapon to II: Radioactive Breath][+1 attack]; add ability: [Desolation I: Radioactive Materials]
[Scyga]
1. You expanded the lair a little bit. [Add ability: Digging I: Basic Excavation] (add lair revision: [Large])
2. Scyga tries to construct a few traps, but they're pretty bad and need to be rebuilt. A small bird sets them off.
[Mr. Horny]
1) Attempts to practice spitting prove to be …well, they don't make as much progress as one would hope. (Acid Spit: 5/20) (-1 hp)
2) The armor appears to be nearly fully formed. (Armor II: 18/20)
3) Mr. Horney attempts to locate a nearby city, but he instead stumbles around for a couple of hours destroying minor townships and villages of no real repute. (add casualties: +10k) (Terror I: 1/20)
[Lutransica]
1: The roar is completed. It's not as good as other famous roars, but it's pretty good to be honest. (Roar I: Piercing Shriek])
2: Lutransica manages to find a bunch of relatively delicious fish stocks and some glowy things. (Add equipment: [Glow-Lights][Fish Stocks:2][Pillage I: 16/20]
3: The spawning chamber looks…well, it's not done yet. Looking good, though! (Spawning Chamber: 10/20)
[Kizirick]
1. Kizirick devours the reactor and the materials. His carapace feels much stronger, now. (revise: [Armor II: Semiadvanced Rad-Shell] to [Armor III: Advanced Rad-Shell] [+2 armor; this factors in gains from d2]) (Armor IV: 10/20)
2.Kizrick seems to have mastered the basic usage of small antennalike structures that have become increasingly prominent on its carapace. (add ability: [Sensory I: Crude Awareness])
3. The muscle mass of Kizirick seems to increase daily. (Strength I: 11/20)
[Radianeko]
1: Radianeko seems to develop some better glands to secrete a mild sedative for the fleas. (Toxin I: Mild Sedative – 9/20)
2: Radianeko seems increasingly robust and muscular. (18/20)
3: You manage to locate a nuclear complex near Ganshu Baiyin. It's not really guarded very well, frankly. (Scouting I (14/20)
[Sassrani]
1-2. You continually ambush and harass patrols as they move around the region. It's starting to attract the ire of local authorities, but you manage to secure a weird stone… (Tactics III: Practiced Ambush – 10/20) (Add equipment: [Weird Stone])
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43753f No.20634
[Combat: Mecca v. Ozzoah]
City Encounter: [Large City]
Disposition: Unplanned, Large [Mecca: 25hp, +0, 1/1/1]
Infamy: No Response/Minimal
[Combat – Round 1] [Ozzoah: 3/1/0] [Mecca: 1/1/1/]
[Clash: Ozzoah 37. Mecca 55.] {Clash Winner: Mecca}
[Damage: Ozzoah +6 damage][4/10][Mecca: No damage][25/25]
[Combat – Round 2] [Ozzoah: 3/1/0] [Mecca: 1/1/1/]
[Clash: Ozzoah 80. Mecca 31.] {Clash Winner: Ozzoah}
[Damage: Phased -5 to next clash][4/10][Mecca: 5+2][19/25]
[Combat – Round 3] [Ozzoah: 3/1/0] [Mecca: 1/1/1/]
[Clash: Ozzoah 38. Mecca 36.] {Clash Winner: Tie}
[Damage: No damage]
[Combat – Round 3] [Ozzoah: 3/1/0] [Mecca: 1/1/1/]
[Clash: Ozzoah 88. Mecca 14.] {Clash Winner: Ozzoah}
[Damage: Ozzoah: -20 to next clash, 1 damage][3/10][Mecca: Phased -5 + 2 dmg][Ragebonus:2x][15/25]
[Combat – Round 4] [Ozzoah: 3/1/0] [Mecca: 1/1/1/]
[Clash: Ozzoah 79. Mecca 12.] {Clash Winner: Ozzoah}
[Damage: Ozzoah: +2 damage][1/10][Mecca: +2+2 dmg][Ragebonus:2x][9/25]
[Combat – Round 5] [Ozzoah: 3/1/0] [Mecca: 1/1/1/]
[Clash: Ozzoah 54. Mecca 24.] {Clash Winner: Ozzoah}
[Damage: Ozzoah: No damage][1/10][Mecca: +5 dmg][Ragebonus:2x][3/25]
[Clash: Ozzoah 22. Mecca 38.] {Clash Winner: Mecca}
[Damage: Ozzoah: [DEFEAT]: 0/10. Mecca: [DEFEAT][0/25]
[Result: Narrow Victory, Ozzoah]
[Combat Report]
Ozzoah arrives at Mecca during the dead of night and begins to raze portions of the city with a series of beam attacks. Though the initial fight goes well, a few well-placed conventional cruise missile attacks manage to injure Ozzoah as it moves to the densely populated business district. This sends Ozzoah into a rage, and the massive demon then plows through the teeming masses that have amassed for the annual hajj. After some prolonged fighting with the garrison, Ozzoah devastates the remainder of the city as it seems to drain the souls from the mountains of corpses that crowd the streets. Indeed, though heavily injured, Ozzoah's commitment to devouring souls and blood manages to keep it fighting long enough to ravage most of the city to ruin and slag.
Results —————————————
Ozzoah: 1/10hp ; [+40 infamy]; Casualties inflicted: [+7m] – Haters to: [Some]
[Add city destroyed: 1]
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43753f No.20635
| Rolled 78 (1d100) |
[[Roll: Fundamentalist response to a big fucking demon destroying a massive sacred site]]
[1-25: flip the fuck out and try to retaliate]
[26-50: go fucking nuts and kill each other]
[51-90: complain to GKI]
[91-100: Attack GKI because their stupid heresy caused this]
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43753f No.20637
| Rolled 62, 80, 78 = 220 (3d100) |
1.2. Continue to precognate Honolulu in two months time should I attack there. Reach further and further afield from the island to take in the state of the navy and even the GKI should they respond.
3. Continue working on my defensive M-Field arrays. I took injuries I should not have. [10/20]
http://pastebin.com/BRb5f6eu
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43753f No.20639
| Rolled 37, 20, 94 = 151 (3d100) |
1.2. Continue to precognate Honolulu in two months time should I attack there. Reach further and further afield from the island to take in the state of the navy and even the GKI should they respond.
3. Continue working on my defensive M-Field arrays. I took injuries I should not have. [10/20]
http://pastebin.com/BRb5f6eu
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43753f No.20640
>>20633
[Radiatineko]
>Infamy/Fame: [8] [-2 turn]
>Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
>Class: [14: Mammalian]
>Size: [50m]
>Attack: [2]
>Defense: [0]
>Initiative: [2]
>Abilities:
[Melee I: Titan Claws]
[Strength I: Muscular (II 18/20)]
[Reflexes II: Super-Feline]
[Anti-Bug Toxin 0: Mild Sedative (I 9/20)]
[Scouting 0: (I 14/20)]
>Equipment/Items:
[Fissile Material, Some]
>Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [None][None]
>Casualities Inflicted:[0]
>Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
>Times Defeated: [0]
>Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
>Lair: [None] (9/10)
>Bonuses:
1. Nine Lives: You can ignore the first KO that is inflicted upon you in combat. Only the second KO is “real”.
2. Prenatural Reflexes: You are pretty good at avoiding melee attacks and get a +2 to defending against them.
>Eccentricities:
1. Remove Fleas From Premises: You get distracted by fleas every 3 turns or so. Roll a 1d100 to scratch the shit out of them!
2. DISLIKE FIRE: You dislike fire for obvious reasons. If you get attacked by a fire attack, you will suffer -1 to combat rolls for the duration of combat. This does not stack.
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43753f No.20644
| Rolled 55, 50 = 105 (2d100) |
>[Scyga]
>[Mini-Kaiju of Kizirick]
Kaiju Attack: Short leaps and scything attacks. Also prefers to ambush its prey from underground.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral/Wild animal
Kaiju Location: India/Pakistan
Other Kaiju Facts:
Strawberry sickness: Scyga can not stand strawberries and will actively avoid areas where it detects them in bulk. If forced near or surrounded by strawberries scyga will descend into mindless rage.
http://pastebin.com/g2rnFkwK
>Health: 6hp (+2/turn)
>Abilities: [Mini-K Scythes I: Mantis-like][Digging I: Tunneler][Osmosis I: Basic Materials][Digging I: Basic Excavation]
>Attack: 1
>Defense: 1
>Initiative: 1
1. Scyga messed up the traps. Scyga can do better. Scyga must do better. Scyga will build more traps.
2. Scyga has done much to please the hive master. Scyga must now improve Scyga. (Dig for the metals Scyga craves). Scyga muct become strong fast and healthy. Scyga will find a mate one day and must be strong enough for her. Mg will be best for Scyga's health. Find. Dig. Hunt.
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43753f No.20645
| Rolled 22, 93, 75 = 190 (3d100) |
>>20633
Kaiju Name: Ozzoah Soulcrusher
Kaiju Origin Fluff: Long ago the world was created. In that time the demons were thrown into eternal imprisonment within the bowls of the earth, in Hell. Billions of years passed, the primordial fires cooled, life came to be, and the souls of the damned first reached hell's doorstep. But now the gates of hell were weakened and Ozzoah saw his opportunity. He has returned to the material world, and soon shall his brothers! The reign of the divine and men ends here! Weep mortals, for your destruction has come!
Kaiju Attack: Ozzoah lives for violence. Using his massive body he will bash and stomp. When he is in need of something long range or just good old 'fuck this place in particular' he has his demonic powers and magic. Finally he has his primary weapon, in the demonic tongue it would be called 'Godeater'. Forged in the fires of hell and quenched in the souls of millions damned by their atheism. Ozzoah is an expert with his blade and magic.
Kaiju Alignment: Evil.
Kaiju Location: Middle East, preferably around Jerusalem
Other Kaiju Facts: Ozzoah was picked on in hell for being weak and not evil enough.
Infamy/Fame: [45 i] [-2 turn]
Health: [1/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [Class 7: Demon]
Attack: [3]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Melee I: Basic Frenzy][Weapons Usage I: Basic Hellish Weapons][Armor I: Hellhide][Daemon Magic I: Crude Beams and Rays][Soul Devour I: Small Regeneration]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [1][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[7.080m]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][Some]
Lair: [The Summoning Pit, Middle East]
Bonuses:
1. Raging Maniac: When you are low on health [-70%] your attack damage doubles.
2. Badass Demon Badass: You can reroll attempts to develop abilities that are fiendish in nature once per turn if the roll is below 50.
Eccentricities:
1. I H8 Jesus: You are weak against angelic-type kaiju and holy attacks. If such things are seen, you get a -2 to combat rolls for that combat. This does not stack.
2. Daemons Don't Play Nice: You can have mini-kaiju, but they are demons. Particularly disagreeable treacherous demons.
1. Continue working on the whip 17/20
2. They seemed to be worshiping this… rock, cloth, structure? Whatever, take the worshiped thing back to my lair. If it doesn't have power itself I can at least make it into decoration. [Steal the Kaaba]
3. On the way back to my lair work on soul devouring 15/20
On hold: [Melee I: Basic Frenzy: 7/20]
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43753f No.20646
| Rolled 18, 48 = 66 (2d100) |
>>20640
>Kaiju Name: (Mini) Catju
>Kaiju Origin Fluff:
Essentially a (smaller) huge ass cat with the obligatory kaiju superpowers of advanced resilience to phyiscal attacks, regenerative abilities and the potential to survive unrealistic sizes that would usually be prevented by the laws of physics Catju is a cat enhanced in just about every way.
>Kaiju Attack:
As Catju is not particularly use it often stalks its prey utilizing ambush tactics in order to get the jump on its opponent, striking vulnerable spots. Often Catju will retreat after an initial attack, waiting for the inflicted damage to take its toll, only to attack again, preventing its prey from healing.
Should its enemy prove to be a superior foe Catju will often times run away and try to avoid coming into contact with it again. As a rule of thumb Catju chooses its battles carefully depending on how much of a potential threat the enemy poses.
>Kaiju Alignment: Catotic
>Kaiju Location: [Where?]
>Other Kaiju Facts:
+ Catju enjoys lying around in the sunshine
+ Catju sleeps a lot
+ Catju only kills for food and will often times leave prey alive after playing with it
+ Catju likes cows and milk
+ Catju enjoyes eating grass every now and then
+ Catju does not enjoy loud noises
+ Catju burries its poop
[Catju]
[Mini-Kaiju of Radiatineko]
Abilities: [Mini-K Claws][Tactics II: Studied Ambush]
Health: 5hp (6hp?)
Attack: 1
Defense: 0
Initiative: 2
Mini-K Claws II 8/20
Bio Weapon I: Radioactive Fur - 15/20
1. Finish the silly lair.
2. More K-Klaw training 8/20
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43753f No.20650
| Rolled 23, 62, 76 = 161 (3d100) |
>>20633
Kaiju Name: Mr. Horny
Kaiju Origin Fluff: African warlords need to learn when to leave things alone. One found a mysterious stone in the jungle, worshipped by a primitive tribe. Gunning them down, the warlord ordered his men to begin breaking apart the stone for transport. As a thick piece sheared off from a stick of dynamite jammed in a hole, a earthquake struck. The earth buckled and groaned, rising higher that the treetops. Shaking, the kaiju cleared the dirt from his body.
Built like a combination of a gorilla and a rhinoceros, it squatted on its hind legs and flipped it's head to clear the loan from its eyes. The long arms, ending in thick, clawed fingers beat the ruptured earth. His horn shone darkly in the morning light, heralding the destruction to come.
Kaiju Attack: Charges with his horn, and uses his fingers to hold on while repeatedly stabbing the opponent.
Kaiju Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Kaiju Location: Africa Jungle
Other Kaiju Facts: Has a love hate relationship with flying creatures. Nice when they pick the parasites off his back, annoying when they decide to build nests and raise families
Infamy/Fame: [-5] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [???: Undefined ]
Attack: [2]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Melee I: Charge][Grapple I: Pummel][Armor I: Thick Hide]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Causalities Inflicted:[13000]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Congo River Basin, Africa]
Equipment: Iron Ore Blocks(Some)
Bonuses:
1. Chimera: You are a combination of several species and have the advantages of many of them. As such, you get a +5 to rolls to develop new abilities or upgrade existing abilities.
2. Friendly Parasites: Every time you increase your health, add an additional point. While the parasites are annoying, they provide benefits.
Eccentricities:
1. Angry Parasites: Large parasites occasionally schluff off during fighting. They might be angry.
1) The massive kaiju continues melting anything he comes in contact with, slowly growing better with his acid spit (Acid Spit: 5/20)
2) The metal armoring finally finishes, iron copper and gold all mixed together into a tapestry of metal fractals. (Armor II: 18/20)
3) As the armor solidifies and Mr. Horny's skill with his acid spit increases, he works up to larger towns and minor cities
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43753f No.20653
| Rolled 6, 29, 44 = 79 (3d100) |
>>20520
[Robo-48]
Infamy/Fame: [-5] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [3: Cybernetic]
Attack: [2]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [Weapons Usage I: Scavenged GKI Gear][Engines I: Antiquarian Nuclear Reactor][Armor I: Scavenged Modern Armor][Terror I: Screaming Mayhem]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[+20k]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Area 51, Nevada]
Bonuses:
1. Looter: Robo-48 can loot battlefields and cities for equipment attach to itself. Every time you destroy a city, roll a 1d10. On a 8+, you might find something.
2. Radiation Leech: You are able to draw radiation and channel it into attacks. Every time you destroy a nuclear facility, you get a +1 to attack permanently.
Eccentricities:
1. Analog: You can't integrate all this “digital” nonsense. This makes you immune to electronic attack, however.
1) Aha! Those dam Communist hover vehicles wont stop me for long! SOON, they shall feel the righteous sting of TRUE AMERICAN PURIFIED DEMOCRACY. IN BULLET FORM.
2) What! Impossible! How can they resist my smooth voice and charm! THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE! EVEN FOR COMMUNIST DOGS! No matter, if speech wont tame their RED HEARTS, I will impose my will upon them with a splendid new body! Procure cleaning implements and REGAL CAPITALISTIC ARMOR.
3) "LAS VEGAS. ONCE THE GLEAMING JEWEL OF NEVADA, NOW A DIRTY /MONOARCHIST/ STRONG HOLD. WHO IS THIS /CEASER/? ANOTHER PETTY TYRANT! And this so called /KING/? PATHETIC. EVEN CAPITILISTIC DOGS ARE BETTER THAN THEY. I WILL CRUSH THEM" screamed the giant robot at the poor town of Fortune city, located just outside of Las Vegas. It seems almost as if the robot was psyching himself up for the attack.
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43753f No.20654
| Rolled 41, 33, 11 = 85 (3d100) |
>>20633
[Guddaraka]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [11: Extraterrestial]
[Equipment/Items:] None as yet
Attack: [3]
Defense: [0]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Devour I: Basic cannibalization] [Breath Weapon II: Radiation Breath +1 to attack] [Melee I: Basic Tentacles] [Desolation I: Radioactive Materials]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [1][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Discontinued Nuclear Test Zone, Gobi Desert]
Bonuses:
1. Bio-Weapons Expert: You are an expert in breath weapons, and you get a +10 to rolls to develop or refine them.
2. Deadeye Slug: You are pretty accurate with your breath weapon and get a +1 to combat rolls while using it.
Eccentricities:
1. Slow As Shit: You are a slug. As befitting a slug, you move slowly. It takes more effort to raise initiative.
2. Salty: You are vulnerable to salt. Really vulnerable. Hopefully nobody figures this out.
Actions
1-3: Smash every radioactive mass that Guddarakka made in an attempt to get stronger melee ability. Use tentacles only, no beams.
Caveat: if something gudarraka smashes goes into an immediate-meltdown response, beam the shit out of it so it doesn't blow and kill me.
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43753f No.20655
| Rolled 51, 44, 76 = 171 (3d100) |
>>20640
1: With the flea problem tamed for the current moment, it would be time to feast upon the gathered nuclear materials, to finally satisfy the hunger for now…
>(Eat the Fissile Materials to grow stronk-er)
2: A roar would be heard from the feline, the second surge of strength finalizing.
>(Finalize Strength II (18/20))
3: Finally, it was time to discover another batch of those radioactive material…
While other power plants in the nearby counties requested military backup in case of a raid, the one located in Baiyin seems to have skipped out on such raised alertness. Of course, whether this hinders them depends on what happens, as the monstrous feline descends on the nuclear plant for another harvest of fissile materials.
>(Raid the nuclear plant near Ganshu Baiyin at night, to get some more rads)
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43753f No.20656
Kaiju Name: Goliath
Kaiju Origin Fluff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GAHggrOCoA
Funded and built by the combined effort of the UN with GKI supervision, Goliath stands as the embodiment of humanities hope and determination to survive, it is a direct counter to the threats presented by the Kaiju. Combined of humanity's science, industry, and willpower Goliath is as much a weapon of morale as it is a battlefield weapon, built to support UN/GKI forces on the field as they combat the Kaiju abominations.
It's original design incorporated several nuclear reactors in order to match the strength and power output of the Kaiju, however this has been recently upgraded thanks to GKI research to consist of Non-Nuclear cores which offer the same power as a nuclear device, with the removed threat of potential radioactive meltdown and fallout.
Large, tall, and strong able to lift entire mountains it stands above and beside the UN forces, as they battle for the salvation of mankind.
>"7 Billion raise their fist when Goliath lifts up his hammer, and 7 billion deliver the blow when he brings it down upon the enemies of mankind."
Kaiju Attack: Focused as a Defensive Battlefield Support Unit, rather than an explicit Offsensive Anti-Kaiju weapon, the Goliath's main armament is it's large heavy shield forged of a composite Titanium-Adamantine Alloy which is coated in heat resistant material known as Starlite, in addition to this the shield has an additional Laserian™ Laserfield which acts as both a forcefield and CIWS against incoming missiles.
It's offensive weaponry consists of GKI specific modular weapon system, capable of being switched out and shifted at need pending upon the operational requirements in question, so its firepower can vary from masses of missiles, superheavy artillery auto-cannons, or a powerful Laserian™ Lasitron Beam Cannon which is linked to it's N2 core and can be linked to external power source such as national power grids. However, it's standard armaments is a large Power Hammer for melee.
It's main purpose however, remains in that it is a battlefield support unit, thus it's offensive programming focuses on allowing its escorted host of UN and GKI forces to more accurately target hostile Kaiju, from coordinating artillery strikes, troop movements, and intercepting Kajiu from harming human forces.
Kaiju Alignment: [Good]
Kaiju Location: [Hong Kong]
Other Kaiju Facts:
It has a Loudspeaker. And automated "Morale Improvement Program", which includes morale boosting quotes and music as well as television cameras.
>"Goliath is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all threats to humanity"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysGnH8YZxB0
[Goliath]
Infamy/Fame: [10] [-2 turn]
Health: [8/8] [+2 turn]
Class: [3: Cybernetic]
Attack: [1]
Armor: [1]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [Weapons I: Raytheon MK1 Combat Rifle & Molecular Bayonet][Armor I: Modern Reactive][Engine I: Micro-Thorium Prototype][Support I: Primitive Mini-Mecha]
Size: [50m]
Cities Saved: [0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [GKI Skunkworks, Hong Kong]
[Mini-Mecha:]
Osiris-00 [3hp][Pilot: Leyenne Calicott][Hothead][In Testing]
Freedom-00 [3hp][Pilot: James Reynold][Training]
Bonuses:
1. Plot Armor: Every time Goliath is KO-ed Goliath is destroyed. However, the crew always manages to live somehow. It's sort of frustrating for kaiju. If they want to get the crew, they should attack Goliath's main base. Also, Goliath never seems to lose fans…
2. JUST TAKE MY MONEY: Every time Goliath is destroyed it gets rebuilt. That is, unless funding gets slashed somehow….?
Eccentricities:
1. Made in USA (and China): There are some…pretty massive bugs in Goliath's onboard AI systems. Every other turn, roll to figure out if the bugs have been fixed yet.
Roster:
Goliath Pilots:
Captain Richard - Leader
Kameko Yamuachi - Techincal Engineer
Royce Chamberlain - Movement and Combat
Ivan Yakovich - Weapons Specialist
Dr Heinrich Faust - Onboard Scientific Advisory
Mini-Mecha
Osiris-00 [3hp][Pilot: Leyenne Calicott][Hothead][In Testing]
[David-00]
>>20040
Bases:
Hong Kong -
[Missile Arrays:Very Basic][Naval Support:Very Basic]
Projects:
[Strength I: 5/20
Weapons 2: 1/20
Fire Coordination I: 14/20
Issues:
[Mecha Theory I: 1/???]
[Cannot research engines/mobility until reroll]
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43753f No.20657
| Rolled 29, 96, 75, 100 = 300 (4d100) |
>>20656
1. Continue working on the Fire Coordination 14/20
2-3. Massive effort is given to isolating and remediating the engine and reactor control issues, especially in the potential of further bugs.
The majority of the engineers along with Yamuachi work together on this, as the problems will only pile on if they aren't dealt with immediately.
>Fix engines/mobility and deal with bugs as they come
>[Mecha Theory I: 1/???]
4. Bugs Roll
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43753f No.20661
| Rolled 28, 33, 55 = 116 (3d100) |
>>20633
Kaiju Name: Kizirick
Kaiju Origin Fluff: The war between Pakistan and India awoke something. That something is a big mean insectoid that is terrifyingly fast for something it's size. It feeds on monster anything and can fly as well as leap great distances. This makes it both troublesome and hard to pin down. Both sides of the Pakistan-India conflict have felt it's predations and it's drawn to large battlefields for easy food. Scientists have noticed it has been growing slowly but steadily since it awoke, and that it at times send's out Radio wave based calls. Nothing has answered it, yet. It also can seemingly detect Nuclear materials eating them when found on it's hunts, Scientists theorize that is what strengthen it's shell and makes it proof against nuclear strikes.
Kaiju Attack: Leaps or flies about with two large scything talons. It can and will bite it's pray as well. During feeding it can spew a digestive enzyme that rapidly breaks down organic features.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral/Wild animal
Kaiju Location: India/Pakistan
Other Kaiju Facts: Smells likes Lemons.
HATES HATES HATES HATES Bananas, to the point of it being a repellant. Shame the banana crop was scarce this year….
Large Electrical discharges will distract it until attacked, but it has only once ever touched one.
Infamy/Fame: [26] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [13: Megafauna]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [4]
Initiative: [2]
Abilities: [Melee I: Talons and Bite][Mobility I: Flight and Maneuver] [Armor IV: Novel Rad-Shell] [Sensory I: Crude Awareness] (Strength I; 11/20)
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [1][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [The Nest, Pakistan][Large][Spawning Pit: Simple][Gem Studded]
Equipment:
Mini-Kaiju: [Scyga]
Bonuses:
1. Radiation Eater: Every time Kizrick devours a radiation source, it gains armor. Every time this occurs, roll a 1d2 increase in armor.
2. Mobility: You are extremely fast, and gain a +10 to all rolls to increase your mobility in some way…
Eccentricities:
1. Electrophobe: You take massive damage from electrical attacks. When such attacks are used, you get a -1 to all combat rolls.
2. Quantity Over Quality: You find it easier to reproduce, but your offspring are generally weaker than other Kaiju… [+10 to mini-kaiju research, lowered mini-Kaiju strength]
1. Kizirick's musculature continues to increase by the day. Scientist worry about how much more destructive potential it will be able to bring to bear.
2.Kizirck can now navigate via it's hunting calls. It walks out into the badands and starts moving. No purpose, beyond testing how it can move with it's new carapace, both with it legs, and with its wings. There has ben some changes to both to facilitate better movement.
+Mobility
3.After it's finish practicing it's wings and legs, Kizirick strikes out from the DMZ. Food and prey on its mind. Another of those metal beasts with a tasty heart if it could find one. If not maybe something else radioactive would taste good. It'd need more common foodstuffs too, it hungered.
+[Sensory I: Crude Awareness] to find food
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43753f No.20662
>>20661
11/20 progress on action 1
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43753f No.20669
| Rolled 67, 92 = 159 (2d100) |
>>20633
http://pastebin.com/6LSuJGAa
1-2; Bring the stone in front of the lair, then go and bring people to the stone and get them to identify what it isw
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43753f No.20849
| Rolled 81, 68, 38 = 187 (3d100) |
>>20633
>[Lutransica]
>1: The roar is completed. It's not as good as other famous roars, but it's pretty good to be honest. (Roar I: Piercing Shriek])
>2: Lutransica manages to find a bunch of relatively delicious fish stocks and some glowy things. (Add equipment: [Glow-Lights][Fish Stocks:2][Pillage I: 16/20]
>3: The spawning chamber looks…well, it's not done yet. Looking good, though! (Spawning Chamber: 10/20)
[Lutransica]
Infamy/Fame: [0] [-2 turn]
Health: 9/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [2: Reptilian]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [2]
Abilities: [Melee I: Tail Swipe and Bite][Armor I: Dragonhide][ Mobility II: Amphibious-Aquatic][Roar I: Piercing Shriek]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Fisherman's Wharf, San Francisco Ruins][Storage Chamber][Tastefully Arranged Ruined Ship Wall Defenses]
[Equipment/Items]:[Decorative Ships]
Bonuses:
1. All Ways Physical, A Dragon: You are literally a dragon. As such you get a +10 to develop abilities in that spirit.
2. Lair Fetish: You can reroll attempts to build up your lair once per turn. Why? Dragon.
Eccentricities:
1. Likes Burgers: You really like to go out for a quick bite at the high-density feedlots. Every three turns, roll a 1d100 to see how it goes.
2. Slightly Lazy: Your home range is largely limited to the pacific, and you generally ignore things beyond that (unless it messes with your lair).
Pillage I: 16/20
Spawning Chamber: 10/20
Actions
1) Continue Pillaging the ruins
2) Continue spawning chamber
3) Find random human, attempt communication for hilarity's sake.
Burger 2/3
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43753f No.20990
| Rolled 97 (1d100) |
[[Roll: Islamic religionist response to a big fucking demon stealing literally the most sacred object in a major world religion of nearly 1.6 billion people or so.]]
[1-25: flip the fuck out and try to retaliate]
[26-50: go fucking nuts and kill each other with nukes]
[51-70: complain to GKI]
[71-80: END OF THE WORLD ATTACK ISRAEL THOSE FUCKERS]
[81-90: END OF THE WORLD ATTACK AMERICA THE GREAT SATAN]
[91-100: ATTACK EVERYONE END OF THE WORLD]
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43753f No.21005
| Rolled 84, 48, 20, 5 = 157 (4d100) |
[Worldwide Clashes: Severity]
[Europe]
[Africa]
[Indonesia]
[India]
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43753f No.21009
| Rolled 82, 37, 95, 6 = 220 (4d100) |
>>World Event – The Al Qiyamah: Following the destruction of Mecca and the theft of the Kaaba by the "literal great Satan" Ozzoah, chaos reigns as fundamentalist Muslims clash with other faiths and more libertine variations of Islam. The theft of the Kaaba - the holiest item in Islam - and the destruction of Mecca is generally agreed to have poured lit gasoline on nearly every religious dispute pertaining to Muslims worldwide; As such, chaos reigns: India and Pakistan have begun to mass troops, Indonesia's government wobbles, and European nations have begun to fly sorties against emerging hardliner groups in Africa. Indeed, worldwide clashes are reported as elements of the Muslim faith splinter along long standing sectarian and religious faults. In Indonesia, the army - largely secular - has begun to clash with religious elements and is attempting to maintain control. There is a high risk of govermental turnover. In response, GKI attempts to maintain order as security council meetings turn to shouting matches and fistfights. The world is uneasy and war brews in many places: India/Pakistan, Indonesia, and Bangladesh.
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43753f No.21010
[Ziz]
>>You need to do something about the nerds. See eccentricity 1.
>>Adjust stats to reflect increase in abilities. [attack should be 2]
>>You don't have a mini-kaiju any more!
1.2. Ziz establishes the general movements of the humans around Honolulu, Hawaii. (revise: Precognition I to [Precognition II: Crude Determinism]) [add equipment: Honolulu Plan; +10 to Honolulu attack]
3. Ziz practices manipulating the fields. They are increasingly powerful and refined.. [19/20]
[Scyga]
>>Consolidate digging to [II: Excavation, Tunneling, Mining)
1. Scyga builds some simple traps around the lair. (Add to lair: [Traps: Crude])
2. Scyga manages to dig up some basic metals. [Add slot: Equipment] [Add equipment: Iron:1]
[Ozzoah]
>>You are doing a good job pissing off the world! You should be careful or a worldwide response might be provoked!
1. The whip is nearly done, but it's still sort of unstable and disintegrates after a few swings. (Ranged I: 19/20)
2. You pillage the ruins of Mecca and steal the Kaaba! This is going to piss off pretty much everyone, but you escape before the stupid humans can catch you. HA HA! (add equipment: [Kaaba])(Infamy: +20)(add ability: [Pillage I: Desecration])(potential ability avenue: Daemon Summoning I)
3. Your hunger grows. The souls of the mortals has a savory tang! (Revise: [Soul Devour I: Small Regeneration] to [Soul Devour II: Middling Regeneration] (+5 max health; does not heal current damage; +1 health/turn increase)
[Catju]
>>You are now a proper Kaiju and don't answer to anyone! For reasons you don't understand you feel much larger and your goals feel..more…robust. You also feel stronger!
>>You have 3d100 dice!
>>Add stats:
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [0][0]
Lair: [player's name choice layer, location]
>>Revise health to: 5/10 hp [+2 /turn]
1. You finished the lair! (Add lair: [player's name choice layer, desired location])
2. Inexplicably, your claws grow much larger! (Revise claws to: [Mega-Claws II: Semi-vorpal])(add: +1 attack)
>>You have been given the following bonus:
2. Strong Pussy[cat]: You get a general +15 bonus to the development of health-related abilities such as regeneration.
[Mr. Horney]
1) While some progress is made in spitting acid, the general..progress…is limited. [Acid Spit: 7/20]
2) The metal armoring finally finishes, iron copper and gold all mixed together into a tapestry of metal fractals. (revise Armor I to [Armor II: Organic-Metallic]) (+1 defense) (lose equipment: Iron Blocks)
3) Horney rampages around destroying some minor cities and towns. The defense is incoherent, but it causes terror in the area. You manage to find the capital of Leopoldville, though…. (Leopoldville is terrorized) (Terror I: 6/20)(casualties inflicted: 20k)
[Robo-48]
1. While Robo-48 is seemingly excited, he just sort of starts yelling for three hours and doesn't get anything done. It's not clear why, really. Such is the mystery of robots.
2) You manage to steal a good deal of chrome and some buffing materials from a nearby town. You also destroy the COMMUNIST town because COMMUNIST. Some scrap looks useful to fashion some armor. (Aesthetics I: 5/20)(Armor II: 3/20) (casualities inflicted: +5k)
3) The constant screaming terrifies Las Vegas. (Las Vegas: Terrorized) (Terror II – 4/20)
[Guudraka]
1-3: Guudraka smashes some rocks and otherwise practices with melee attacks. So far so good! (Melee II: 12/20)
[Radiatineko]
>>You don't have a mini-kaiju any more!
1. You devour the materials. While it doesn't do anything initially, it seems to make your fur extremely tough. (lose fissile materials) (Add ability: [Armor I: Odd Fur]) (add:+1 defense)
2: You feel stronger! (add ability: [Strength II: Heavily Muscular]) (add: +1 to attack)
3. You attack the facility! It's not guarded, but it kicks off a general alert for the area. (+10 infamy; casualties inflicted: 10k)(Add equipment: Fissile Materials [Some])
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43753f No.21011
[Goliath]
>>FIX: Remove James Reynolds from statsheet
>>GKI has issued a general alert for all testing facilities adjacent to Muslim countries given the deteriorating world situation. GKI has further issued a general mobilization of pacification resources, anti-Kaiju resources, and conventional forces to meet the current threat. The GKI world council is currently debating a coherent course of action, but debates are ongoing because this has never happpened before…
>>Subsequently, GKI expects the Goliath crew to be ready for combat relatively soon. This order has come straight to the top, and GKI expects to deploy Goliath to flashpoints as they occur around the world. GKI expects the following encounters: A. conventional warfare, B. anti-kaiju interdiction, C. peacekeeping. GKI indicates that Goliath will likely see deployment to Indonesia or Bangladesh in capacity A and C.
>>Initial reports and rumors around the skunkworks seems to indicate that a mission to Indonesia is likely. The military goverment is about to fall, and military units are fractured into pro-secular and anti-government fundamentalists.
1. The Chinese/American fleet practices shelling off shore. There's still some general disagreement about procedure, but some progress is made. [Fire Coordination 16/20]
2-3. After many lab hours, an overworked engine design lab in the United States manages to come up with some revisions to the current thorium drive system based on some of the data being fed to them from Goliath testing facilities in Hong Kong. The revised drive is more effective and generally irons out the bugs that led the destruction of Chinnamastra-00 in India. (revise: [Engine I: Micro-Thorium Prototype] to [Engine II: Micro-Thorium r.1] (+1 initiative; +4 max health) (Mecha Theory 2/???)
4. In a surprising turn, a research lab in Berlin – DeustcheBOT – hits upon a solution to the bugs problem: neurodummies. The system crushes most of the existing bugs and is adaptive against emergent bugs. There are some issues, but the entire system also leads to neurodummy mechs as a very basic support option. R&D seems to think that a sustained push in this direction would allow additional resistance to stuns or other attacks thanks to decentralized control on Goliath. [Add ability: Neurodummies I: Primitive Plug Systems])
>>!!!Remove “bugs” eccentricity!!!
[Kizzrick]
>>You sense large troop movements from the Pakistani and Indian side of the border. War appears imminent and nuclear arms are being stockpiled by both sides.
1. The mass tendons and ligments is increasingly powerful and robust when Kizzrick woke up this morning. (Strength I: 15/20)
2. Kizzrick manages to practice a little but with the new shell. It's somewhat ungainly but it can be mitigated. (Mobility I: 1/20)
3. Kizzrick senses large amounts of radiation attached to human soldiers and units. He is wary about the volume of them, and a direct attack would be, in a word, fatal. As such Kizzrick stays put until a proper chance presents. (Planning I: 5/20)
[Sarsarrani]
>>You are now a proper Kaiju and don't answer to anyone! For reasons you don't understand you feel much larger and your goals feel..more…robust. You also feel stronger!
>>You have 3d100 dice!
>>You have additional statistical information:
>>Add stats:
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [0][0]
Lair: [player's name choice layer, location]
>>Revise health to: 5/10 hp [+2 /turn]
>>Add bonus:
2. For Massive Damage: You are extremely skilled with attacks. 20% of your attack damage always pierces through armor.
—
1-2. After you study the stone, you grow much larger! It must have been a magical stone or something, because you also feel much tougher too. Overall, a red letter day. (Revise claws to: [Stiletto-Claws II: Piercing])(add: +1 attack) (Add ability: Defense I: Magic Fur) (add:+2 defense)
[Lutransica]
1) After some swimming, Lutransica finds some chemical weapons in a ruined army depot. After grabbing the containers, Lutransica ruptures the containment unit and intentionally leaks the material around Alcatraz to deter pesky interlopers. The chemicals are mostly harmless to Lutransica and serve as a good barrier. (Add lair addition: [Poisoned Topsoil]) (Resistance I: 7/20)
2) The spawning chamber is effectively done. It's looking pretty good and the burrow can house a whelp or two. The chamber is deep under the ground and is shielded against most attacks. (Add lair addition [Spawning Chamber]
3) After some swimming, you manage to locate an eco-nut named “Suzie” who tries to talk to you about…you're not sure. She gives you some chicken, but it's not very much, really. (Diplomacy I: 4/20)
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43753f No.21015
| Rolled 23, 36, 16 = 75 (3d100) |
>>21011
Kaiju Name: Kizirick
Kaiju Origin Fluff: The war between Pakistan and India awoke something. That something is a big mean insectoid that is terrifyingly fast for something it's size. It feeds on monster anything and can fly as well as leap great distances. This makes it both troublesome and hard to pin down. Both sides of the Pakistan-India conflict have felt it's predations and it's drawn to large battlefields for easy food. Scientists have noticed it has been growing slowly but steadily since it awoke, and that it at times send's out Radio wave based calls. Nothing has answered it, yet. It also can seemingly detect Nuclear materials eating them when found on it's hunts, Scientists theorize that is what strengthen it's shell and makes it proof against nuclear strikes.
Kaiju Attack: Leaps or flies about with two large scything talons. It can and will bite it's pray as well. During feeding it can spew a digestive enzyme that rapidly breaks down organic features.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral/Wild animal
Kaiju Location: India/Pakistan
Other Kaiju Facts: Smells likes Lemons.
HATES HATES HATES HATES Bananas, to the point of it being a repellant. Shame the banana crop was scarce this year….
Large Electrical discharges will distract it until attacked, but it has only once ever touched one.
Infamy/Fame: [24] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [13: Megafauna]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [4]
Initiative: [2]
Abilities: [Melee I: Talons and Bite][Mobility I: Flight and Maneuver](Mobility II 1/20) [Armor IV: Novel Rad-Shell] [Sensory I: Crude Awareness] (Strength I; 15/20)(Planning I: 5/20)
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [1][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [The Nest, Pakistan][Large][Spawning Pit: Simple][Gem Studded][Traps: Crude]
Equipment:
Mini-Kaiju: [Scyga]
Bonuses:
1. Radiation Eater: Every time Kizrick devours a radiation source, it gains armor. Every time this occurs, roll a 1d2 increase in armor.
2. Mobility: You are extremely fast, and gain a +10 to all rolls to increase your mobility in some way…
Eccentricities:
1. Electrophobe: You take massive damage from electrical attacks. When such attacks are used, you get a -1 to all combat rolls.
2. Quantity Over Quality: You find it easier to reproduce, but your offspring are generally weaker than other Kaiju… [+10 to mini-kaiju research, lowered mini-Kaiju strength]
1. Kizirick's muscles are still growing. It's might will soon increase. (15/20)
2. Kizirick's Wings and legs continue to shift into more efficient and faster designs. (1/20)
+Mobility bonus
3. Kizirick uses it sensory ability to find and pick off lone radiation signatures on BOTH sides of the conflict. If it cannot eat it all at once, it will devour them piece meal.
+Sensory I
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43753f No.21020
| Rolled 49, 79 = 128 (2d100) |
>>21010
>[Scyga]
>[Mini-Kaiju of Kizirick]
Kaiju Attack: Short leaps and scything attacks. Also prefers to ambush its prey from underground.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral/Wild animal
Kaiju Location: India/Pakistan
Other Kaiju Facts:
Strawberry sickness: Scyga can not stand strawberries and will actively avoid areas where it detects them in bulk. If forced near or surrounded by strawberries scyga will descend into mindless rage.
http://pastebin.com/g2rnFkwK
>Health: 6hp (+2/turn)
>Abilities: [Mini-K Scythes I: Mantis-like][Osmosis I: Basic Materials][II: Excavation, Tunneling, Mining)
>Attack: 1
>Defense: 1
>Initiative: 1
[Add slot: Equipment] [Add equipment: Iron:1]
1. More mining Scyga need more metal
[II: Excavation, Tunneling, Mining)
2. Eat the Iron [Osmosis I: Basic Materials]
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43753f No.21025
| Rolled 56, 29, 25 = 110 (3d100) |
>>21010
[Guddaraka]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [11: Extraterrestial]
[Equipment/Items:] None as yet
Attack: [3]
Defense: [0]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Devour I: Basic cannibalization] [Breath Weapon II: Radiation Breath +1 to attack] [Melee II: 12/20] [Desolation I: Radioactive Materials]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [1][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Discontinued Nuclear Test Zone, Gobi Desert]
Bonuses:
1. Bio-Weapons Expert: You are an expert in breath weapons, and you get a +10 to rolls to develop or refine them.
2. Deadeye Slug: You are pretty accurate with your breath weapon and get a +1 to combat rolls while using it.
Eccentricities:
1. Slow As Shit: You are a slug. As befitting a slug, you move slowly. It takes more effort to raise initiative.
2. Salty: You are vulnerable to salt. Really vulnerable. Hopefully nobody figures this out.
Actions
1-3: continue the melee practice.
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43753f No.21029
>>21010
[Radiatineko]
>Infamy/Fame: [16] [-2 turn]
>Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
>Class: [14: Mammalian]
>Size: [50m]
>Attack: [3]
>Defense: [1]
>Initiative: [2]
>Abilities:
[Melee I: Titan Claws]
[Strength II: Heavily Muscular]
[Armor I: Odd Fur]
[Reflexes II: Super-Feline]
[Anti-Bug Toxin 0: Mild Sedative (I 9/20)]
[Scouting 0: (I 14/20)]
>Equipment/Items:
[Fissile Material, Some]
>Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [None][None]
>Casualities Inflicted:[0]
>Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
>Times Defeated: [0]
>Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
>Lair: [None] (9/10)
>Bonuses:
1. Nine Lives: You can ignore the first KO that is inflicted upon you in combat. Only the second KO is “real”.
2. Prenatural Reflexes: You are pretty good at avoiding melee attacks and get a +2 to defending against them.
>Eccentricities:
1. Remove Fleas From Premises: You get distracted by fleas every 3 turns or so. Roll a 1d100 to scratch the shit out of them!
2. DISLIKE FIRE: You dislike fire for obvious reasons. If you get attacked by a fire attack, you will suffer -1 to combat rolls for the duration of combat. This does not stack.
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43753f No.21035
| Rolled 98, 75, 19 = 192 (3d100) |
>>21010
Kaiju Name: Ozzoah Soulcrusher
Kaiju Origin Fluff: Long ago the world was created. In that time the demons were thrown into eternal imprisonment within the bowls of the earth, in Hell. Billions of years passed, the primordial fires cooled, life came to be, and the souls of the damned first reached hell's doorstep. But now the gates of hell were weakened and Ozzoah saw his opportunity. He has returned to the material world, and soon shall his brothers! The reign of the divine and men ends here! Weep mortals, for your destruction has come!
Kaiju Attack: Ozzoah lives for violence. Using his massive body he will bash and stomp. When he is in need of something long range or just good old 'fuck this place in particular' he has his demonic powers and magic. Finally he has his primary weapon, in the demonic tongue it would be called 'Godeater'. Forged in the fires of hell and quenched in the souls of millions damned by their atheism. Ozzoah is an expert with his blade and magic.
Kaiju Alignment: Evil.
Kaiju Location: Middle East, preferably around Jerusalem
Other Kaiju Facts: Ozzoah was picked on in hell for being weak and not evil enough.
Infamy/Fame: [65 i] [-2 turn]
Health: [4/15] [+3 turn]
Class: [Class 7: Demon]
Attack: [3]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Melee I: Basic Frenzy]
[Weapons Usage I: Basic Hellish Weapons]
[Armor I: Hellhide]
[Daemon Magic I: Crude Beams and Rays]
[Pillage I: Desecration]
[Soul Devour II: Middling Regeneration]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [1][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[7.080m]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][Some]
Equipment: [Kaaba] [Demonic Sword]
Lair: [The Summoning Pit, Middle East]
Bonuses:
1. Raging Maniac: When you are low on health [-70%] your attack damage doubles.
2. Badass Demon Badass: You can reroll attempts to develop abilities that are fiendish in nature once per turn if the roll is below 50.
Eccentricities:
1. I H8 Jesus: You are weak against angelic-type kaiju and holy attacks. If such things are seen, you get a -2 to combat rolls for that combat. This does not stack.
2. Daemons Don't Play Nice: You can have mini-kaiju, but they are demons. Particularly disagreeable treacherous demons.
1. Finish up the whip. Ranged I 19/20
2&3. Place the Kaaba within my lair. With the Kaaba as the center surround it with a large circle of demonic runes written in my own blood upon the rocks. In this circle shall be only pain and hellish torment. Release into this circle the souls of many of the Muslims that I have devoured so that they may reenact a twisted mockery of their worship in eternal torment. Why? I need some kind of project while I heal.
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43753f No.21036
| Rolled 88 (1d100) |
>>21035
Reroll dice 3 with badass demon badass
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43753f No.21061
| Rolled 89, 6, 70 = 165 (3d100) |
[META] : I've been keeping that in mind. I did it two turns ago when I did the propaganda training. I should have another turn leeway before I have to repeat.
>2. Closely monitor and guide my online fans in the wake of the attack on Moscow. In fact guide them to attack the more perverse among them through social means like shunning and ridicule. That will distract them from considering my attack too deeply.
Basically I tried to have ziz porn to be regarded like MLP porn. Physical attacks aren't good enough for that type of scum.
If you want I'll start marking the times I deal with otaku scum with the trait in question.
—
1.2.3. Once again Ziz descends. She opens her mouth and sings, this time not of TERROR, but of FREEDOM to do what you will. To take your fate into your own hands and seize it away from those who would subjugate you.
She puts a single image in every single native Hawaiian's head. The fat, slovenly, tourist.
And she fills that image with HATE.
http://pastebin.com/BRb5f6eu
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43753f No.21132
| Rolled 76, 57, 69, 59 = 261 (4d100) |
>>21029
(Quick turns, because I am lazy.)
1: Eat more of 'dat fissile material.
2: See if she can breed some mini-kaijus, maybe through dominating the grown Catjiu.
3: Scout out another power plant for a latter raid.
4: FUCKIN' FLEAS.
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43753f No.21207
| Rolled 69, 89, 15 = 173 (3d100) |
>>21010
>Kaiju Name: (Mini) Catju
>Kaiju Origin Fluff:
Essentially a (smaller) huge ass cat with the obligatory kaiju superpowers of advanced resilience to phyiscal attacks, regenerative abilities and the potential to survive unrealistic sizes that would usually be prevented by the laws of physics Catju is a cat enhanced in just about every way.
>Kaiju Attack:
As Catju is not particularly use it often stalks its prey utilizing ambush tactics in order to get the jump on its opponent, striking vulnerable spots. Often Catju will retreat after an initial attack, waiting for the inflicted damage to take its toll, only to attack again, preventing its prey from healing.
Should its enemy prove to be a superior foe Catju will often times run away and try to avoid coming into contact with it again. As a rule of thumb Catju chooses its battles carefully depending on how much of a potential threat the enemy poses.
>Kaiju Alignment: Catotic
>Kaiju Location: [Where?]
>Other Kaiju Facts:
+ Catju enjoys lying around in the sunshine
+ Catju sleeps a lot
+ Catju only kills for food and will often times leave prey alive after playing with it
+ Catju likes cows and milk
+ Catju enjoyes eating grass every now and then
+ Catju does not enjoy loud noises
+ Catju burries its poop
[Catju]
Infamy/Fame: [-1] [-2 turn]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [0][0]
>Lair:
+ [Cozy Cat House Lair]
>Abilities:
+ [Mega-Claws II: Semi-vorpal]
+ [Tactics II: Studied Ambush]
>Health: 7/10 HP [+2 /turn]
>Attack: 2
>Defense: 0
>Initiative: 2
+ Mega Claws II
Bio Weapon I: Radioactive Fur - 15/20
>Bonus:
+ Strong Pussy[cat]: You get a general +15 bonus to the development of health-related abilities such as regeneration.
1. Roll around in dump some more for that radioactive fur! Radioactive Fur - 15/20
2. Bigger badder claws are nice, but denser skin to ward off attacks are even nicer. After all a cat doesnt want to get hurt!
+ Strong Pussy[cat]
3. How about going out to eat tonight? Go hunt down some stuff and eat it! Preferably where there's lots of stuff to eat. Maybe humans? Probably humans.
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43753f No.21384
| Rolled 11, 50, 39 = 100 (3d100) |
[Worldwide Clashes: Lower Is More Severe]
[Pakistan/India][-30]
[Indonesia][-15]
[Africa][+20]
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43753f No.21386
[Combat: Ziz v. Honolulu, Hawaii]
City Encounter: [Small City]
Disposition: Planned, Small [Honolulu: 10HP: 2/2/1]
Engagement Modifiers: [Small City: +10][Naval Base: +20][Planned: -10][Infamy: 30-50: Medium response [+0] = {+20 to Honolulu}
[Combat – Round 1] [Ziz: 2/1/1] [Honolulu: 2/2/1]
[Clash: Ziz 43. Honolulu 43+20.] {Clash Winner: Honolulu}
[Damage: 5-1 [6/10][Honolulu: ][10/10]
[Combat – Round 2] [Ziz: 2/1/1] [Honolulu: 1/0/1]
[Clash: Ziz 36. Honolulu 16+20.] {Clash Winner: Tie}
[Damage:No damage. [6/10][Honolulu: 2 damage][8/10]
[Combat – Round 2] [Ziz: 2/1/1] [Honolulu: 1/0/1]
[Clash: Ziz 36. Honolulu 16+20.] {Clash Winner: Tie}
[Damage:No damage. [6/10][Honolulu: 2 damage][8/10]
[Combat – Round 4] [Ziz: 2/1/1] [Honolulu: 1/0/1]
[Clash: Ziz 24. Honolulu 81+20.] {Clash Winner: Honolulu}
[Damage: 2. [4/10][Honolulu: 2][4/10]
[Combat – Round 3] [Ziz: 2/1/1] [Honolulu: 2/0/1]
[Clash: Ziz 79. Honolulu 62+20.] {Clash Winner: Effective Tie}
[Damage: No damage. [4/10][Honolulu: 2.][2/10]
[Combat – Round 4] [Ziz: 2/1/1] [Honolulu: 1/0/1]
[Clash: Ziz 55. Honolulu 85+20.] {Clash Winner: Effective Tie}
[Damage: 5. [-1/10][Honolulu: 2.][2/10]
[Combat Report]
Ziz sets upon the city of Honolulu. While initially she thinks that the city will be easy pickings, the air-naval station at Pearl Harbor scrambles equipment and deploys the US Pacific fleet. Massive clashes follow as Ziz battles air squadrons and attached naval marine forces. Additional fleet assets are consolidated and thrown into the battle as word of the attack filters down to the combined US military apparatus. This rapid response is effective: fighting rages for several hours as aerial assets pour into the defensive of the city and Ziz rapidly grows tired and bored: Fighting massive amounts of helicopters and fixed-wing carrier assets attack every four minutes on average is frustrating to even the very powerful. Eventually a sustained missile barrage by the US 3rd fleet inflicts massive damage on Ziz: 25 distinct cruise missiles strike her, with another 50+ exploding near or around her. Now injured, Ziz flees back to orbit. In the end Honolulu is mostly wrecked in the fighting, however.
Results —————————————
Ziz: [Injured, 2 rounds; 1/10hp ; [+15 infamy]; Casualties inflicted: [+300k]
[Add city damaged: 1: Honolulu]
Revise ability: [M-field to III: Elegant Deflection] (Add:+2 armor)
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43753f No.21387
| Rolled 7, 85, 44, 8, 67 = 211 (5d100) |
[US Response to Pearl Harbor #2: Electric Boogaloo]
[91-100: JUST TAKE MY MONEY (GKI)
[50-90: FUND IT (GKI)]
[49-10: COMPLAIN (GKI)]
[9-10: WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IS GOING ON (nothing).]
[GKI mini mecha research]
[GKI focus, China]
[GKI tertiary expansion, Europe,
[GKI tertiary expansion, United States]
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43753f No.21389
| Rolled 71, 62, 20 = 153 (3d100) |
>>21011
http://pastebin.com/6LSuJGAa
1-3; Study movement along Azerbaijin borders and crush border fortifications, cities, troops, and equipment along the entire border.
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43753f No.21390
>>World Event – The Pakistani-Indian War: Another war – #17 (technically the 12th “Pakistani-Indian Continuation War” to scholars) – has broken out along the Pakistani-Indian border over religious reasons best left unremarked but somehow related to the Kaaba. It's generally agreed that the disagreements are mostly cosmetic in nature, but both forces are attacking with large amounts of infantry and armor units. The Indian army is fully mobilized and the Pakistani army is similarly prepared. Fighting is still sporadic as the two armies pepper each other with artillery, cruise missiles, drones, thrown rocks, attack dogs, sticks, thrown yogurt, beer bottles, severed heads, and other things. GKI is attempting to get both forces to stand down, and has threatened to withdraw defensive support from both countries for the duration of the conflict. The world economy is increasingly nervous..
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43753f No.21391
Kaiju Name: Goliath
Kaiju Origin Fluff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GAHggrOCoA
Funded and built by the combined effort of the UN with GKI supervision, Goliath stands as the embodiment of humanities hope and determination to survive, it is a direct counter to the threats presented by the Kaiju. Combined of humanity's science, industry, and willpower Goliath is as much a weapon of morale as it is a battlefield weapon, built to support UN/GKI forces on the field as they combat the Kaiju abominations.
It's original design incorporated several nuclear reactors in order to match the strength and power output of the Kaiju, however this has been recently upgraded thanks to GKI research to consist of Non-Nuclear cores which offer the same power as a nuclear device, with the removed threat of potential radioactive meltdown and fallout.
Large, tall, and strong able to lift entire mountains it stands above and beside the UN forces, as they battle for the salvation of mankind.
>"7 Billion raise their fist when Goliath lifts up his hammer, and 7 billion deliver the blow when he brings it down upon the enemies of mankind."
Kaiju Attack: Focused as a Defensive Battlefield Support Unit, rather than an explicit Offsensive Anti-Kaiju weapon, the Goliath's main armament is it's large heavy shield forged of a composite Titanium-Adamantine Alloy which is coated in heat resistant material known as Starlite, in addition to this the shield has an additional Laserian™ Laserfield which acts as both a forcefield and CIWS against incoming missiles.
It's offensive weaponry consists of GKI specific modular weapon system, capable of being switched out and shifted at need pending upon the operational requirements in question, so its firepower can vary from masses of missiles, superheavy artillery auto-cannons, or a powerful Laserian™ Lasitron Beam Cannon which is linked to it's N2 core and can be linked to external power source such as national power grids. However, it's standard armaments is a large Power Hammer for melee.
It's main purpose however, remains in that it is a battlefield support unit, thus it's offensive programming focuses on allowing its escorted host of UN and GKI forces to more accurately target hostile Kaiju, from coordinating artillery strikes, troop movements, and intercepting Kajiu from harming human forces.
Kaiju Alignment: [Good]
Kaiju Location: [Hong Kong]
Other Kaiju Facts:
It has a Loudspeaker. And automated "Morale Improvement Program", which includes morale boosting quotes and music as well as television cameras.
>"Goliath is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all threats to humanity"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysGnH8YZxB0
[Goliath]
Infamy/Fame: [10] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/12] [+2 turn]
Class: [3: Cybernetic]
Attack: [1]
Armor: [1]
Initiative: [2]
Abilities: [Weapons I: Raytheon MK1 Combat Rifle & Molecular Bayonet][Armor I: Modern Reactive][ Engine II: Micro-Thorium r.1]][Support I: Primitive Mini-Mecha][Neurodummies I: Primitive Plug Systems]
Size: [50m]
Cities Saved: [0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [GKI Skunkworks, Hong Kong]
[Mini-Mecha:]
Osiris-00 [3hp][Pilot: Leyenne Calicott][Hothead]
Freedom-00 [3hp]
Bonuses:
1. Plot Armor: Every time Goliath is KO-ed Goliath is destroyed. However, the crew always manages to live somehow. It's sort of frustrating for kaiju. If they want to get the crew, they should attack Goliath's main base. Also, Goliath never seems to lose fans…
2. JUST TAKE MY MONEY: Every time Goliath is destroyed it gets rebuilt. That is, unless funding gets slashed somehow….?
Eccentricities:
Roster:
Goliath Pilots:
Captain Richard - Leader
Kameko Yamuachi - Techincal Engineer
Royce Chamberlain - Movement and Combat
Ivan Yakovich - Weapons Specialist
Dr Heinrich Faust - Onboard Scientific Advisory
Mini-Mecha
Osiris-00 [3hp][Pilot: Leyenne Calicott][Hothead][In Testing]
[David-00]
>>20040
Bases:
Hong Kong -
[Missile Arrays:Very Basic][Naval Support:Very Basic]
Projects:
[Strength I: 5/20
Weapons 2: 1/20
Fire Coordination I: 16/20
Issues:
[Mecha Theory I: 2/???]
[Cannot research engines/mobility until reroll]
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43753f No.21392
>>World Event – Osiris MKII (1/3): The first firmware revisions of the GKI "Osiris" model of mini-mecha have been deployed. The new combat and sensor programs are very advanced thanks to recent breakthroughs in neurodummy research in Hong Kong. Current Osiris models deployed to Hong Kong, New York, Germany, and London are currently being retrofitted. (+1 Max HP, +1 Initiative)
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43753f No.21393
| Rolled 33, 95, 45 = 173 (3d100) |
>>21392
Noted.
"Yo Leyenne, check out the latest news?"
>>21391
1-2. Seeing as we are going to be deployed in the immediate interm, the Fire Coordination systems are being RUSHED almost as fast as the previous efforts to upgrade Goliath's firmware.
This in turn will be tied into the neu-dummy plug system which will act as an emergency fallback and safety pilot in the event the human biological pilots are incapacitated.
Fire Coordination I: 16/20
3. [Movement Action] - [PM]
Goliath and its mini-mecha escorts proceeds to load up onto massive ships, as the fleet departs to its next coordinates.
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43753f No.21395
[Sassarani]
1-3; You attack, sporadically, fortifications and other positions. It gives you a good general understanding of tactics and methods. ([Revise: Tactics III: Practiced Camo'ed Ambush]10/20 to (Tactics IV: Ambush and Infiltration)] (GM: If you get to V you can specialize)
[Kizirick]
1. Kizirick feels a little stronger, but not by much. (17/20)
2. Kizirick alters some more. It's still slow, but things are..increasingly..elastic. (8/20)
3. After a few hours of prowling around, Kizirick isn't able to detect any radiological signatures. It gets shot at by a Pakistani tank platoon and then chased around by fixed wing aircraft. (lose 2hp)
[Scyga]
1. You manage to dig up some more gems! (Add equipment: Mixed Gems [Some]) (Digging III: 3/20)
2. You ate all the iron. You feel stronger, generally! (Mini-K Armor: 12/20)
[Guudraka]
1-3: You develop your melee capacity a little. Your tentacles are now quite large and are slightly weighted. (revise [Melee II: Weighted Tentacles](add: +1 to attack)
[Ozzoah]
1. You manage to get the whip working correctly. It has reasonable range. (Add ability: [Ranged I: Lash])(Add equipment: [Magical Whip])(add:+1 attack)(Ranged II: 4/20)
2&3. You set the Kaaba down and inscribe it with bloody runes. It seems to pulse and emits a faint glow. More effort is needed, but the runes are nearly done. Maybe you can summon additional demons or something? A book on the subject might be useful. [Ritual 4/???]
[Ziz]
1.2.3. You set upon Honolulu, Hawaii. The city is large, but not exceedingly so. There is a prominent air-naval station where a good portion of the US pacific fleet is housed (Pearl Harbor). As such, the fleet moves to engage you…. (Engagement: [Small City: +10][Naval Base: +20][Planned: -10][Infamy: 30-50: Medium response [+0]) [See: Combat Report]
[Radiatneko]
1: You ate the material and feel..much stronger. (Remove Fissile material) [Revise Strength I: Muscular (II 11/20)] to [Strength III: Rad-Roided] (Add: +2 to attack)
2. It doesn't really work. You're going to have to ask Catju if they want to be special friends? Why? Because you're nice like that. Instead you dig a nice area inside your lair for babies or whatever. (Lair addition: Nesting Area 4/15)
3: You look around for another power plant…but you only find some damn hydroelectric deals. You destroy them and kill a bunch of people, but they aren't really edible. (add casualties: 50k; +5 infamy) (Terror I: 6/20)
4: The fleas don't do anything this time. They are..kinda larger, though…maybe you can use them…instead of making more cats…
[Catju]
1. The fur is completed. It's really very nice and seems to poison everything. Neat! (add Bio-Weapon I: Radioactive Fur) (Add: +1 Attack)
2. Your skin seems to increase in toughness, and this translates into better armor. (add ability: Defense I: Thick Skin & Fur)(add: +1 defense)
3. While you consider going out, eventually it starts raining so you just decide to stay in and pick at fleas. Rain is stupid!
[Goliath]
>>Leyanne says: “Yeah, got it. Makes Osiris a bit faster than Goliath. That's hella good because if I get hit I fuckin' die, you know. Anyway, I'm going to slam this thing of wine and then I'll be down at the loading dock. Hope the world doesn't fukin' end. I mean, I guess I don't mind if it does, but I just bought a house in Oregon and I'd lose the mortage. My husband would also be kinda mad I guess cus' he wanted more kids. Kinda bullshit, really, but whaddya gonna do…”
1-2. The fire coordination system is finally completed. Goliath now has a small group of support drones available for sighting, fire coordination, and general auxiliary functions. Further integration will yield increasingly interesting benefits. (Add ability: [Fire Coordination I: Simple Battlespace]) (add: +1 attack)
3. You move to Indonesia aboard the GKI fleet – most of it has been built especially to move the massive loads that go along with Goliath logistics. It doesn't take long to arrive. The fleet admiral (a Texan named Reynolds) has given you a general overview of the political situation, and it goes like this: “Commander Richards. Good to see you. [he shakes, firmly] Here's the scoop: the Indonesian government aren't great guys, but they pay their GKI bill and keep the crazies out of power. Problem is, with that cobba thing has driven the local religious community stir-fuckin' nuts. We need you to march around and calm down the psychos so the gov' can calm everyone down. Don't fucking kill anyone that doesn't have it coming, yasavvy?” (???)
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43753f No.21401
| Rolled 50, 47, 6 = 103 (3d100) |
>>21395
Kaiju Name: Ozzoah Soulcrusher
Kaiju Origin Fluff: Long ago the world was created. In that time the demons were thrown into eternal imprisonment within the bowls of the earth, in Hell. Billions of years passed, the primordial fires cooled, life came to be, and the souls of the damned first reached hell's doorstep. But now the gates of hell were weakened and Ozzoah saw his opportunity. He has returned to the material world, and soon shall his brothers! The reign of the divine and men ends here! Weep mortals, for your destruction has come!
Kaiju Attack: Ozzoah lives for violence. Using his massive body he will bash and stomp. When he is in need of something long range or just good old 'fuck this place in particular' he has his demonic powers and magic. Finally he has his primary weapon, in the demonic tongue it would be called 'Godeater'. Forged in the fires of hell and quenched in the souls of millions damned by their atheism. Ozzoah is an expert with his blade and magic.
Kaiju Alignment: Evil.
Kaiju Location: Middle East, preferably around Jerusalem
Other Kaiju Facts: Ozzoah was picked on in hell for being weak and not evil enough.
Infamy/Fame: [63 i] [-2 turn]
Health: [7/15] [+3 turn]
Class: [Class 7: Demon]
Attack: [4]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Melee I: Basic Frenzy]
[Weapons Usage I: Basic Hellish Weapons]
[Armor I: Hellhide]
[Daemon Magic I: Crude Beams and Rays]
[Pillage I: Desecration]
[Soul Devour II: Middling Regeneration]
[Ranged I: Lash] (2 at 4/20)
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [1][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[7.080m]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][Some]
Equipment: [Kaaba] [Demonic Sword] [Magic Whip]
Lair: [The Summoning Pit, Middle East]
Bonuses:
1. Raging Maniac: When you are low on health [-70%] your attack damage doubles.
2. Badass Demon Badass: You can reroll attempts to develop abilities that are fiendish in nature once per turn if the roll is below 50.
Eccentricities:
1. I H8 Jesus: You are weak against angelic-type kaiju and holy attacks. If such things are seen, you get a -2 to combat rolls for that combat. This does not stack.
2. Daemons Don't Play Nice: You can have mini-kaiju, but they are demons. Particularly disagreeable treacherous demons.
1&2. Hmm. Yes a book would be nice. It is a shame they don't have books the size needed for a massive hulking demon! Either way keep up with the blood runes for the circle and then start stuffing the spirit worshipers into circle. The circle shall funnel the worship of the people towards the gates of hell. Like a battering ram, or a key, it shall begin the process of breaking open the gate.
3. Begin turning some of the souls I have consumed into power for me to develop and grow wings. Mobility shall be key to attack new targets.
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43753f No.21402
| Rolled 91 (1d100) |
>>21401
reroll action 3 with Badass Demon Badass
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43753f No.21409
| Rolled 63, 66, 23 = 152 (3d100) |
>>21395
Kaiju Name: Kizirick
Kaiju Origin Fluff: The war between Pakistan and India awoke something. That something is a big mean insectoid that is terrifyingly fast for something it's size. It feeds on monster anything and can fly as well as leap great distances. This makes it both troublesome and hard to pin down. Both sides of the Pakistan-India conflict have felt it's predations and it's drawn to large battlefields for easy food. Scientists have noticed it has been growing slowly but steadily since it awoke, and that it at times send's out Radio wave based calls. Nothing has answered it, yet. It also can seemingly detect Nuclear materials eating them when found on it's hunts, Scientists theorize that is what strengthen it's shell and makes it proof against nuclear strikes.
Kaiju Attack: Leaps or flies about with two large scything talons. It can and will bite it's pray as well. During feeding it can spew a digestive enzyme that rapidly breaks down organic features.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral/Wild animal
Kaiju Location: India/Pakistan
Other Kaiju Facts: Smells likes Lemons.
HATES HATES HATES HATES Bananas, to the point of it being a repellant. Shame the banana crop was scarce this year….
Large Electrical discharges will distract it until attacked, but it has only once ever touched one.
Infamy/Fame: [22] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [13: Megafauna]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [4]
Initiative: [2]
Abilities: [Melee I: Talons and Bite][Mobility I: Flight and Maneuver](Mobility II 8/20) [Armor IV: Novel Rad-Shell] [Sensory I: Crude Awareness] (Strength I; 17/20)(Planning I: 5/20)
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [1][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [The Nest, Pakistan][Large][Spawning Pit: Simple][Gem Studded][Traps: Crude]
Equipment: Mixed Gems [Some]
Mini-Kaiju: [Scyga]
Bonuses:
1. Radiation Eater: Every time Kizrick devours a radiation source, it gains armor. Every time this occurs, roll a 1d2 increase in armor.
2. Mobility: You are extremely fast, and gain a +10 to all rolls to increase your mobility in some way…
Eccentricities:
1. Electrophobe: You take massive damage from electrical attacks. When such attacks are used, you get a -1 to all combat rolls.
2. Quantity Over Quality: You find it easier to reproduce, but your offspring are generally weaker than other Kaiju… [+10 to mini-kaiju research, lowered mini-Kaiju strength]
1. Kizirick moves to improve it's musculature again (17/20)
2. Kizirick's wings and legs continue to improve. (8/20)
+Mobility Bonus
3. Kizirick sleeps, until a stray artillery shell crashes into it's nest. It wakes with a roar, and it is not happy. In fact it is ANGRY! If those little creatures want to attack it's nest, it will attack and destroy one of theirs! Kizirick's wings bear it aloft as it goes in search of a city to destroy, it's sense at their peak to spot any thing that would stymie it.
+sensory I
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43753f No.21410
| Rolled 42, 77, 6 = 125 (3d100) |
1. I make my way to the dark side of the moon and enter my Dark Retreat to heal.
2. My loss makes me irritable and the posts I find inundating boards I thought clear of that filth on 4chan is the last straw. I shall choose a hundred of these posters and attempt to ruin them financially by phishing for their credit cards and then draining them into eternal debt.
3. With that irritant out of the way I shall once again attempt to sway public opinion of me and gain positive renown despite my attacks.
Propaganda: [11/20]
http://pastebin.com/BRb5f6eu
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43753f No.21416
>>21395
[Radiatineko]
>Infamy/Fame: [19] [-2 turn]
>Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
>Class: [14: Mammalian]
>Size: [50m]
>Attack: [5]
>Defense: [1]
>Initiative: [2]
>Abilities:
[Melee I: Titan Claws]
[Strength III: Rad-Roided]
[Armor I: Odd Fur]
[Reflexes II: Super-Feline]
[Anti-Bug Toxin 0: Mild Sedative (I 9/20)]
[Scouting 0: (I 14/20)]
>Equipment/Items:
>Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [None][None]
>Casualities Inflicted:[60k]
>Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
>Times Defeated: [0]
>Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
>Lair: [Derelict Laboratory] (Nesting Area [4/15])
>Bonuses:
1. Nine Lives: You can ignore the first KO that is inflicted upon you in combat. Only the second KO is “real”.
2. Prenatural Reflexes: You are pretty good at avoiding melee attacks and get a +2 to defending against them.
>Eccentricities:
1. Remove Fleas From Premises: You get distracted by fleas every 3 turns or so. Roll a 1d100 to scratch the shit out of them!
2. DISLIKE FIRE: You dislike fire for obvious reasons. If you get attacked by a fire attack, you will suffer -1 to combat rolls for the duration of combat. This does not stack.
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43753f No.21417
| Rolled 57, 9, 66 = 132 (3d100) |
>>21416
(Having the fleas as mini-Kaijus? NO, REMOVE FLEAS, FLEAS ARE OF REMOVING, NOT ALLYING! FLEAS CAUSED ASSAULT ON WATER DAM DUE OF FLEANESS!)
1: The consumption of the radioactive substances does a feline kaiju good, as it seem that her odd-ish fur would soon begin to grow in thickness, providing ever more protection for the neko from outside forces.
>Improve upon Armour I to Armour II.
2: Since having fleas as the mini-kaiju is a 'shitty' idea, Radiatineko continues her work on the nesting area within the lab: Since the cages that housed felines like her former self are still in a 'good' condition, she would use them to house the kaiju-kitties later on.
>(Nesting Area [4/15])
3: Finally, it seems like the local plants seem to be non-nuclear in design, and so she can't rely on local raiding to empower herself any longer. Preparing herself with whatever scrap of fissile she still had, Radiatineko soon travelled outward, forward the Chinese coasts in order to search for potential sources for rads, like power plants or silos for nukes.
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43753f No.21425
| Rolled 86, 83, 19 = 188 (3d100) |
>>21395
http://pastebin.com/6LSuJGAa
1-3; They'll never expect me going straight to their capital now that I've caused chaos around the border! Head near the Azerbaijan capital and observe their ins and outs. Such a poor country would have to hire criminal and terrorist organizations to help supply their nefarious plots, I will identify them and practice staying out of sight for a tactical strike to cripple them and relieve these poor people!
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43753f No.21439
| Rolled 35, 21, 97 = 153 (3d100) |
>>21395
>Kaiju Name: (Mini) Catju
>Kaiju Origin Fluff:
Essentially a (smaller) huge ass cat with the obligatory kaiju superpowers of advanced resilience to phyiscal attacks, regenerative abilities and the potential to survive unrealistic sizes that would usually be prevented by the laws of physics Catju is a cat enhanced in just about every way.
>Kaiju Attack:
As Catju is not particularly use it often stalks its prey utilizing ambush tactics in order to get the jump on its opponent, striking vulnerable spots. Often Catju will retreat after an initial attack, waiting for the inflicted damage to take its toll, only to attack again, preventing its prey from healing.
Should its enemy prove to be a superior foe Catju will often times run away and try to avoid coming into contact with it again. As a rule of thumb Catju chooses its battles carefully depending on how much of a potential threat the enemy poses.
>Kaiju Alignment: Catotic
>Kaiju Location: [Where?]
>Other Kaiju Facts:
+ Catju enjoys lying around in the sunshine
+ Catju sleeps a lot
+ Catju only kills for food and will often times leave prey alive after playing with it
+ Catju likes cows and milk
+ Catju enjoyes eating grass every now and then
+ Catju does not enjoy loud noises
+ Catju burries its poop
[Catju]
Infamy/Fame: [-1] [-2 turn]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [0][0]
>Lair:
+ [Cozy Cat House Lair]
>Abilities:
+ [Mega-Claws II: Semi-vorpal]
+ [Bio-Weapon I: Radioactive Fur]
+ [Tactics II: Studied Ambush]
+ [Defense I: Thick Skin & Fur]
>Health: 9/10 HP [+2 /turn]
>Attack: 3
>Defense: 1
>Initiative: 2
>Bonus:
+ Strong Pussy[cat]: You get a general +15 bonus to the development of health-related abilities such as regeneration.
1. Bah! Stupid rain. Stay inside and prance around a bit in the lair. Perhaps try to sneak up on the radioactive super fleas and hunt them for fun!
2. Hope that the rain is done yet and go eat some grass. Grass is good for digestion. Then find an appropriately sized box to toy around in.
3. Having done cat things all day it was important to do Catju things as well, so Catju would climb the nearest hill and roar ferociously once or twice before returning to the lair.
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43753f No.21443
| Rolled 30, 58, 4 = 92 (3d100) |
>>21395
[Guddaraka]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [11: Extraterrestial]
[Equipment/Items:] None as yet
Attack: [3]
Defense: [0]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Devour I: Basic cannibalization] [Breath Weapon II: Radiation Breath +1 to attack] [Melee II: Weighted tentacles +1 to attack] [Desolation I: Radioactive Materials]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [1][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Discontinued Nuclear Test Zone, Gobi Desert]
Bonuses:
1. Bio-Weapons Expert: You are an expert in breath weapons, and you get a +10 to rolls to develop or refine them.
2. Deadeye Slug: You are pretty accurate with your breath weapon and get a +1 to combat rolls while using it.
Eccentricities:
1. Slow As Shit: You are a slug. As befitting a slug, you move slowly. It takes more effort to raise initiative.
2. Salty: You are vulnerable to salt. Really vulnerable. Hopefully nobody figures this out.
Actions
1-3: Devour all fissile materials I smashed.
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43753f No.21447
| Rolled 99, 9 = 108 (2d100) |
>>21020
>>21395
Phone post. Scyga
1.2. In the middle of digging tunnels Kizirick was attacked and is enraged. Due to a very hive empathy based emotional distress scyga had been thrown into a rage by Kizirick's example. Follow Kizirick and kill whatever is angering him. Eat any metals we can while out on our field trip. Food is food after all.
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43753f No.21499
>>21395
[Robo-48]
Infamy/Fame: [-5] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [3: Cybernetic]
Attack: [2]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [1]
Abilities: [Weapons Usage I: Scavenged GKI Gear][Engines I: Antiquarian Nuclear Reactor][Armor I: Scavenged Modern Armor][Terror I: Screaming Mayhem]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[+20k]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Area 51, Nevada]
Bonuses:
1. Looter: Robo-48 can loot battlefields and cities for equipment attach to itself. Every time you destroy a city, roll a 1d10. On a 8+, you might find something.
2. Radiation Leech: You are able to draw radiation and channel it into attacks. Every time you destroy a nuclear facility, you get a +1 to attack permanently.
Eccentricities:
1. Analog: You can't integrate all this “digital” nonsense. This makes you immune to electronic attack, however.
1) MUST. KILL. FLYING. COMMUNISTS.
2) Aha yes, my armor! I will appear as a BEACON OF HOPE AND JUSTICE. FOR ALL.
3) [Screaming at Las Vegas from a safe distance.]
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43753f No.21500
| Rolled 38, 77, 2 = 117 (3d100) |
Rolling
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43753f No.21526
| Rolled 94, 26, 74, 44, 35, 27, 26 = 326 (7d100) |
Kaiju Name: Lutransica
Kaiju Origin Fluff: The first the city heard about a kaiju was silence coming from Alcatraz Island, quickly found to have a new resident kaiju. Sleek and hydrodynamic, with an elongated body and a long thick tail, it was officially dubbed Lutransica, although the Chinese inhabitants of San Francisco called it Shuilung, water dragon. The Kaiju did not seem aggressive to humans in general, and probing actions found that humans would be tolerated at a distance. After sinking nearly every ship in the San Francisco harbor that approach it, Lutransica was given wide berth, and the Bay gets shut down when the Kaiju is in it. Sea routes were also rerouted around Alcatraz Island, where the Kaiju apparently nested.
Kaiju Attack: Lutransica is awkward on land, so will do it's best to lure its foes into the water, using its usually superior underwater agility and speed to bite with it's powerful jaws, and slice with the claws on its hands and feet. In addition, Lutransica's tail is a long and powerful limb, with great range than its arms and legs, and can deliver quite the destructive blow.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral. Lutransica does not seem to care for or hate humanity, and will leave them be. Will challenge any Kaiju in its territory that does not submit.
Kaiju Location: San Francisco environs, Alcatraz Lair
Other Kaiju Facts: Lutransica takes a daily swim in the San Francisco Bay, at sunset. Sometimes, Lutransica comes ashore in less populated areas, rolls around, then goes back into the water. Lutransica once tolerated a whalewatching ship that got close to it by accident. It did not tolerate the second one that came on purpose.
[Lutransica]
Infamy/Fame: [0] [-2 turn]
Health: 9/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [2: Reptilian]
Attack: [1]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [2]
Abilities: [Melee I: Tail Swipe and Bite][Armor I: Dragonhide][ Mobility II: Amphibious-Aquatic][Roar I: Piercing Shriek]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Fisherman's Wharf, San Francisco Ruins][Storage Chamber][Tastefully Arranged Ruined Ship Wall Defenses][Poisoned Topsoil]
[Equipment/Items]:
Bonuses:
1. All Ways Physical, A Dragon: You are literally a dragon. As such you get a +10 to develop abilities in that spirit.
2. Lair Fetish: You can reroll attempts to build up your lair once per turn. Why? Dragon.
Eccentricities:
1. Likes Burgers: You really like to go out for a quick bite at the high-density feedlots. Every three turns, roll a 1d100 to see how it goes.
2. Slightly Lazy: Your home range is largely limited to the pacific, and you generally ignore things beyond that (unless it messes with your lair).
In progress:
-Pillage I: 16/20
-(Resistance I: 7/20)
Actions
1,2) Go hunting for whales. Nom nom.
3,4) Swim up to Portland, make surprise guest visit!
5,6) Continue conversation with Suh-sea. Lutransica would invite her to lair, but lair is now deadly.
7: Burger Roll. Attempt to steal cows and bring them back to lair alive.
Burger 1/3
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43753f No.21529
Kaiju Name: Goliath
Kaiju Origin Fluff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GAHggrOCoA
Funded and built by the combined effort of the UN with GKI supervision, Goliath stands as the embodiment of humanities hope and determination to survive, it is a direct counter to the threats presented by the Kaiju. Combined of humanity's science, industry, and willpower Goliath is as much a weapon of morale as it is a battlefield weapon, built to support UN/GKI forces on the field as they combat the Kaiju abominations.
It's original design incorporated several nuclear reactors in order to match the strength and power output of the Kaiju, however this has been recently upgraded thanks to GKI research to consist of Non-Nuclear cores which offer the same power as a nuclear device, with the removed threat of potential radioactive meltdown and fallout.
Large, tall, and strong able to lift entire mountains it stands above and beside the UN forces, as they battle for the salvation of mankind.
>"7 Billion raise their fist when Goliath lifts up his hammer, and 7 billion deliver the blow when he brings it down upon the enemies of mankind."
Kaiju Attack: Focused as a Defensive Battlefield Support Unit, rather than an explicit Offsensive Anti-Kaiju weapon, the Goliath's main armament is it's large heavy shield forged of a composite Titanium-Adamantine Alloy which is coated in heat resistant material known as Starlite, in addition to this the shield has an additional Laserian™ Laserfield which acts as both a forcefield and CIWS against incoming missiles.
It's offensive weaponry consists of GKI specific modular weapon system, capable of being switched out and shifted at need pending upon the operational requirements in question, so its firepower can vary from masses of missiles, superheavy artillery auto-cannons, or a powerful Laserian™ Lasitron Beam Cannon which is linked to it's N2 core and can be linked to external power source such as national power grids. However, it's standard armaments is a large Power Hammer for melee.
It's main purpose however, remains in that it is a battlefield support unit, thus it's offensive programming focuses on allowing its escorted host of UN and GKI forces to more accurately target hostile Kaiju, from coordinating artillery strikes, troop movements, and intercepting Kajiu from harming human forces.
Kaiju Alignment: [Good]
Kaiju Location: [Hong Kong]
Other Kaiju Facts:
It has a Loudspeaker. And automated "Morale Improvement Program", which includes morale boosting quotes and music as well as television cameras.
>"Goliath is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all threats to humanity"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysGnH8YZxB0
[Goliath]
Infamy/Fame: [10] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/12] [+2 turn]
Class: [3: Cybernetic]
Attack: [2]
Armor: [1]
Initiative: [2]
Abilities: [Weapons I: Raytheon MK1 Combat Rifle & Molecular Bayonet][Armor I: Modern Reactive][ Engine II: Micro-Thorium r.1]][Support I: Primitive Mini-Mecha][Neurodummies I: Primitive Plug Systems] [Fire Coordination I: Simple Battlespace]
Size: [50m]
Cities Saved: [0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [GKI Skunkworks, Hong Kong]
[Mini-Mecha:]
Osiris-00 [3hp][Pilot: Leyenne Calicott][Hothead]
Freedom-00 [3hp]
Bonuses:
1. Plot Armor: Every time Goliath is KO-ed Goliath is destroyed. However, the crew always manages to live somehow. It's sort of frustrating for kaiju. If they want to get the crew, they should attack Goliath's main base. Also, Goliath never seems to lose fans…
2. JUST TAKE MY MONEY: Every time Goliath is destroyed it gets rebuilt. That is, unless funding gets slashed somehow….?
Eccentricities:
Roster:
Goliath Pilots:
Captain Richard - Leader
Kameko Yamuachi - Techincal Engineer
Royce Chamberlain - Movement and Combat
Ivan Yakovich - Weapons Specialist
Dr Heinrich Faust - Onboard Scientific Advisory
Mini-Mecha
Osiris-00 [3hp][Pilot: Leyenne Calicott][Hothead][In Testing]
[David-00]
>>20040
Bases:
Hong Kong -
[Missile Arrays:Very Basic][Naval Support:Very Basic]
Projects:
Strength I: 5/20
Weapons 2: 1/20
Issues:
[Mecha Theory I: 2/???]
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43753f No.21548
[Combat: Kizirick & Scyga v. Quetta, Pakistan]
Disposition: [City: Large: 25hp; War Footing: +20; Unplanned -0; Unterrorized -0; Low Fame/Infamy -10]) = +10 to Opfor clash]
[Combat – Round 1] [Kizirck: 10/10; 1/4/2][Mini-Scyga: 6/6: 1/1/1][Quetta: 25/25 1/0/0]
[Clash: 42 [Kizirick/Scyga]. 87 [Quetta] {Clash Winner: Quetta }
[Damage: 0][K.10/10][.5 Damage][S.6/6] v. Damage: 0][Quetta: 24.5/25]
[Combat – Round 2] [Kizirck: 10/10; 1/4/2][Mini-Scyga: 6/6: 1/1/1][Quetta: 25/25 1/0/0]
[Clash: 22 [Kizirick/Scyga]. 48[Quetta.] {Clash Winner: Quetta }
[Damage: 0][K.10/10][-1.5 Damage][S.5.5/6] v. [Damage: 2][Quetta: 23.0/25]
[Combat – Round 3] [Kizirck: 10/10; 1/4/2][Mini-Scyga: 6/6: 1/1/1][Quetta: 23.0/25]
[Clash: 87 [Kizirick/Scyga]. 26 [Quetta.] {Clash Winner: Kizirick/Scyga }
[Damage: 1 +10/rolls][K. 10/10][-1.5 Damage][S. 5.5/6] v. [Damage: 0][Quetta: 20.5/25]
[Combat – Round 4]
[Clash: 45 [Kizirick/Scyga]. 25+20-10 [Quetta.] {Clash Winner: Kizirick/Scyga }
[Damage: 1+-10x2 ][K. 10/10][ .5 -20][S. 5.5/6] v. [Damage: -20/rolls][Quetta: 19.0/25]
[Combat – Round 5]
[Clash: 89 [Kizirick/Scyga]. 29+20-20 [Quetta.] {Clash Winner: Kizirick/Scyga }
[Damage: 1+2][K. 10/10][Damage: 1.5 ][S. 5/6] v. [Damage: 2-0][Quetta: 13.5/25]
[Combat – Round 6]
[Clash: 77 [Kizirick/Scyga]. 6 [Quetta.] {Clash Winner: Kizirick/Scyga }
[Damage: 1 -20/roll ][K. 10/10][Damage: 3][S. 5/6] v. [Damage: ][Quetta: 10.5/25]
[Combat – Round 7]
[Clash: 26 [Kizirick/Scyga]. 64 [Quetta.] {Clash Winner: Kizirick/Scyga }
[Damage: 1 -5/roll ][K. 10/10][Damage: .5 -20/roll ][S. 5/6] v. [Damage: None ][Quetta: 9/25]
[Combat – Round 8]
[Clash: 18 [Kizirick/Scyga]. 67 [Quetta.] {Clash Winner: Quetta }
[Damage: No Damage ][K. 10/10][Damage: No Damage ][S. 3.5/6] v. [Damage: 3 damage ][Quetta: 9/25]
[Result: Kizirick and Scyga Retreat]
[Combat Report]
Kizirick and Scyga attack Quetta, Pakistan. Though the creatures demonstrate relatively decent teamwork, they are unable to destroy most of the city before they exhaust themselves tearing down buildings and destroying cars by biting. Eventually they start ripping up portions of the city awkwardly with their claws, but the general damage is best described as unimpressive bordering on the haphazard. Eventually the arrival of the Pakistani military forces the creatures to retreat, but the retreat doesn't go very quickly: aircraft by themselves arent enough to really hurt Kizirick through his armored shell. Only Scyga is partially injured in the assault, and the two leave more because they are tired than because they are defeated. Scyga does very well in the assault however, and gains some good experience…
Results —————————————
Kizirick: Tired, 1 Turn; [10/10hp]; Scyga: Tired 1 Turns, [5/6hp]
[Add city destroyed: 0]
[Add city damaged: 1, Quetta, Pakistan.]
[Casualties inflicted: 1m]
[Infamy: +25]
[Fans/Faters: No revision.]
Kizrick: [Melee II: 10/20]
Scyga: Revise: [Mini-K Scythes I] to [Mini-K Scythes III: Sweeping Mantis-Like] (add: +2 attack)
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43753f No.21552
>>World Event – The Chromatic Herald & Ezekiel: Ezekiel and the Chromatic Herald have clashed repeatedly around Jeju island, South Korea. The Chinese government is nervous that the fighting could spill over into Korea and the Korean army has been mobilized. Currently the two creatures clash with some force on Jeju island; The United States naval fleet is massing to repel the creatures and is already at 50% readiness. The Chinese military has also opted to commit ASAT missiles against the two creatures given the apparent effectiveness of sustained cruise missile attacks on Ziz.
>>World Event – Tacnol's Re-Appearance: Tacnol has appeared in South Africa! It has begun to terrorize and destroy large segments of the country with beam attacks and an inexplicably long tail. The South African government has begun to move forces against the creature but it is unsure if it will have enough military might to turn it back. It is generally agreed that Longcat will appear if the damage proves sufficiently severe…
>>World Event – War between India-Pakistan: War has officially broken out between Pakistan and India over the recent religious issues within the greater Islamic faith. Fighting is increasingly intense as both sides allocate some 10 divisions each, but a massive attack by either side appears unlikely until logistical resources mass. GKI has begun sanctioning both powers and the UN has been largely ineffectual.
>>World Event – The Al Qiyamah (2): Despite the issues with the Kaaba, Europe remains quiet and continues to increase investment into GKI. This constrasts with a slightly more unstable communal violence that wracks some portions of Africa. Despite the violence the strife of those areas pales in comparison to Indonesia and India/Pakistan. The Indonesian government totters and deployment of nuclear arms by India and Pakistan seems increasingly likely as the intensity of the conflict goes up..
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43753f No.21553
[Ozzoah]
>>GKI recon flights have spotted your summoning circle from the air! They look really very upset that you're probably going to summon daemons or something. It seems reasonable for them to be scared, really. Maybe you can hide the lair or something.
>>Satan wants to talk to you. This would cost an action but would probably be a good idea. A cultist gives you a very tiny phone and puts it on speaker so you can talk to him. You'd probably need a good explanation for all of this stuff you're doing, but, frankly, whatever. You're not sure how you managed to get his cellphone number?
>>Add equipment [Cultists: A Few]
1&2. You manage to attract a good deal of cultists and heretics to your scheme. You now have some fans and the ritual starts. The boundaries between the mortal realm and Hell seem thinner. The mortals are truly PITIFUL! (Revise: Fans/Haters to: [Some/Some][+3 to rolls])(Daemon Summoning I: /20)
3. You're too excited by the ritual to focus on anything else. Maybe you can try again later…
[Kizirick]
>>Several Pakistani divisions are moving past your lair…
1. Kizirick feels stronger now. (Add ability: Strength I: Endo-Skeletal Augmentation])(add: +1 attack)
2. Kizirick feels more mobile! (Mobility II: Moderate Wings & Maneuver – 6/20)
3. You attack the Pakistani city of: [Quetta][City: Large: 25hp; War Footing: +20; Unplanned -0; Unterrorized -0; Low Fame/Infamy -10]) = +10 to Opfor clash][See result]
[Ziz]
>>Add equipment: [4chan Slaves: A Few]
>>You notice strange signals coming from deep space. They're still sort of faint.
>> (Revise: Fans/Haters to: [Some/Some][+5 to rolls])
1. After that fighting you deserve a well earned break! You rest up and troll the internet while watching some tasteful shows. After a few days you feel healthier, but your wounds don't really close faster. Damn missiles. (Health I: 4/20)
2. Your scheme works. As it turns out, a few of the more prominent nerds have computer skills. After stealing their identities, your foremost followers dox them or threaten to fox them. They prove to be pliant slaves to /ziz/ and Ziz, proper. This congeals the fanbase and serves as an effective propaganda tool. (Propaganda+: 5/20) (reset NERDS counter)
3. The effort seems to backfire. Apparently the US propaganda apparatus has it decided that you're “totally fucking evil” and they “don't understand how [you] can fly with only one real wing.” Fuckers.
[Radiatneko]
>>Military flights are following you around…
1: Your fur grows a little bit and appears slightly more dense! (Armor II: 5/20)
2: You have a hard time increasing the size of the nesting area for some reason. Some of the dirt isn't totally stable and it collapses a few times. It's all very annoying and you get a ton of dirt on your paws and fur. (Nesting Area [5/15])
3: You manage to locate a large reactor site in southern China (Hainan). It's…kind of a large city, but it's got a reactor. You plot to attack it! (add equipment – [Plan: Hainan]) (Planning I: 3/20)
[Sassrani]
1-3: You watch the humans scurry around for a good deal of time. After a few days, you get bored and go home, but you learn a good deal about planning. You think they do a few weird thing but they do have patterns that are predictable… (Add equipment - [Plan: Azerbaijian]) (Planning : 19/20)
[Catju]
>>GM: Clarify lair location please.
1. You practice with particularly large fleas around the lair. They provide you with some (okay) practice in ambush. Some also appear intelligent, which strikes you as odd… (Tactics III: 3/20)
2. You eat some grass, but there's no real bonuses to. It wastes okay.
3. The roar goes pretty well. It frightens the locals and is generally sort of bewildering. If you really start to yell it causes things to break. (Roar I: 10/20)(Terror I: 5/20)
[Guudraka]
1-3: You devour all the materials and feel slightly..stronger..as a result. [Strength I: Rad-boosted: 12/20] [Desolation II: Larger Rad-Debris – 4/20]
[Scyga]
1.2. 3. You follow Kizirick and attack the Pakistani city of: [Quetta]. [See: Combat Log]…
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43753f No.21554
[Robo-42]
>>You have 1 turn to make up!
1) The COMMUNISTS attack you with aircraft and other garbage. You practice with your liberated freedom gun on them and you feel increasingly confident with it. WOLVERINES! (Attack I: Trained 4/20)
2) You finish polishing and buffing the armor. You also shape and slope the armor so that it's generally more effective. Looking good! You know who doesn't care how things look? Guess. YES. COMMUNISTS DON'T CARE HOW THEY LOOK. Godless heathens. (Aesthetics I: 10/20)(Armor II: 12/20)
3) Vegas appears fortified now! The COMMIES are resilient and crafty. No doubt they want to steal all of your precious fluids… [Vegas: Still Terrified]; also [Fortified]: Total: +30-10 to clash rolls…]
[Lutransica]
1,2) You go hunting for a few whales. They're mostly extinct now, but you get some good experience. Generally you find that dolphins are more common. [Mobility III: 8/20]
3,4) You go visit Portland, Oregon. It's actually pretty nice up there and a few of the eco-nuts in boats follow you around. (Propaganda I: 10/20) (Scouting I: 4/20)
5,6) Suzie continues to talk to you on the beach. The guys with guns – you think they're military – appears to be giving her LARGE amounts of chicken. It strikes you as sort of weird, but whatever. Chicken. She keeps talking to you about how humans are “friends” or something. It's mostly gibberish but you can make out bits of it. [Diplomacy I: 11/20]
7. It doesn't work. Also, you are pretty sure the guys with guns are onto you now, but, they seem to be giving you some distance. On the far shores around San Francisco several tent cities and research installations have appeared. They also have large amounts of chicken, which smells okay. Not quite beef, but okay.
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43753f No.21556
| Rolled 11, 74, 68 = 153 (3d100) |
>>21553
Kaiju Name: Ozzoah Soulcrusher
Kaiju Origin Fluff: Long ago the world was created. In that time the demons were thrown into eternal imprisonment within the bowls of the earth, in Hell. Billions of years passed, the primordial fires cooled, life came to be, and the souls of the damned first reached hell's doorstep. But now the gates of hell were weakened and Ozzoah saw his opportunity. He has returned to the material world, and soon shall his brothers! The reign of the divine and men ends here! Weep mortals, for your destruction has come!
Kaiju Attack: Ozzoah lives for violence. Using his massive body he will bash and stomp. When he is in need of something long range or just good old 'fuck this place in particular' he has his demonic powers and magic. Finally he has his primary weapon, in the demonic tongue it would be called 'Godeater'. Forged in the fires of hell and quenched in the souls of millions damned by their atheism. Ozzoah is an expert with his blade and magic.
Kaiju Alignment: Evil.
Kaiju Location: Middle East, preferably around Jerusalem
Other Kaiju Facts: Ozzoah was picked on in hell for being weak and not evil enough.
Infamy/Fame: [61 i] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/15] [+3 turn]
Class: [Class 7: Demon]
Attack: [4]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Melee I: Basic Frenzy]
[Weapons Usage I: Basic Hellish Weapons]
[Armor I: Hellhide]
[Daemon Magic I: Crude Beams and Rays]
[Pillage I: Desecration]
[Soul Devour II: Middling Regeneration]
[Ranged I: Lash] (2 at 4/20)
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [1][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[7.080m]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [Some (Cultists)][Some (Muslims)] [+3 to rolls]
Equipment: [Kaaba] [Demonic Sword] [Magic Whip] [Cultists: A Few]
Lair: [The Summoning Pit, Middle East]
Bonuses:
1. Raging Maniac: When you are low on health [-70%] your attack damage doubles.
2. Badass Demon Badass: You can reroll attempts to develop abilities that are fiendish in nature once per turn if the roll is below 50.
Eccentricities:
1. I H8 Jesus: You are weak against angelic-type kaiju and holy attacks. If such things are seen, you get a -2 to combat rolls for that combat. This does not stack.
2. Daemons Don't Play Nice: You can have mini-kaiju, but they are demons. Particularly disagreeable treacherous demons.
1. Talk with Satan. Hopefully he is in a good mood.
2. Finish up the ritual with the help of the cultists. Daemon Summoning I 19/20
3. Hm. Some hiding may be needed. Start creating an illusion to blend my lair into the background of the sands.
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43753f No.21558
| Rolled 10, 44, 3 = 57 (3d100) |
>>21548
>>21553
Kaiju Name: Kizirick
Kaiju Origin Fluff: The war between Pakistan and India awoke something. That something is a big mean insectoid that is terrifyingly fast for something it's size. It feeds on monster anything and can fly as well as leap great distances. This makes it both troublesome and hard to pin down. Both sides of the Pakistan-India conflict have felt it's predations and it's drawn to large battlefields for easy food. Scientists have noticed it has been growing slowly but steadily since it awoke, and that it at times send's out Radio wave based calls. Nothing has answered it, yet. It also can seemingly detect Nuclear materials eating them when found on it's hunts, Scientists theorize that is what strengthen it's shell and makes it proof against nuclear strikes.
Kaiju Attack: Leaps or flies about with two large scything talons. It can and will bite it's pray as well. During feeding it can spew a digestive enzyme that rapidly breaks down organic features.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral/Wild animal
Kaiju Location: India/Pakistan
Other Kaiju Facts: Smells likes Lemons.
HATES HATES HATES HATES Bananas, to the point of it being a repellant. Shame the banana crop was scarce this year….
Large Electrical discharges will distract it until attacked, but it has only once ever touched one.
Infamy/Fame: [45] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [13: Megafauna]
Attack: [2]
Defense: [4]
Initiative: [2]
Abilities: [Melee I: Talons and Bite][Melee II: 10/20][Mobility II: Wings and Maneuver](Mobility III 19/20) [Armor IV: Novel Rad-Shell] [Sensory I: Crude Awareness][Strength I: Endo-Skeletal Augmentation](Planning I: 5/20)
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][1, Quetta, Pakistan.]
Casualities Inflicted:[1 Million]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [1][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [The Nest, Pakistan][Large][Spawning Pit: Simple][Gem Studded][Traps: Crude]
Equipment: Mixed Gems [Some]
Mini-Kaiju: [Scyga]
Status: Tired 1 turn
Bonuses:
1. Radiation Eater: Every time Kizrick devours a radiation source, it gains armor. Every time this occurs, roll a 1d2 increase in armor.
2. Mobility: You are extremely fast, and gain a +10 to all rolls to increase your mobility in some way…
Eccentricities:
1. Electrophobe: You take massive damage from electrical attacks. When such attacks are used, you get a -1 to all combat rolls.
2. Quantity Over Quality: You find it easier to reproduce, but your offspring are generally weaker than other Kaiju… [+10 to mini-kaiju research, lowered mini-Kaiju strength]
1. Kizirick is tired, but it senses the war machines of the humans moving by it's lair. The Kaiju is seen watching them by it's nest. It's almost as if it's observing them and planning….. (5/20)
2.The wings and leg musculature of Kizirck finish changing. It's much faster now. (19/20)
+Mobility bonus
3. Kizirick maw and talons start changing in response to the stunning lack of damage it dealt to the human nest. Soon it will be able to do better. (10/20)
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43753f No.21565
>>21553
[Radiatineko]
>Infamy/Fame: [17] [-2 turn]
>Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
>Class: [14: Mammalian]
>Size: [50m]
>Attack: [5]
>Defense: [1]
>Initiative: [2]
>Abilities:
[Melee I: Titan Claws]
[Strength III: Rad-Roided]
[Armor I: Odd Fur (II 5/20)]
[Reflexes II: Super-Feline]
[Anti-Bug Toxin 0: Mild Sedative (I 9/20)]
[Scouting 0: (I 14/20)]
[Planning 0: (I 3/20)]
>Equipment/Items:
[Plan: Hainan]
>Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [None][None]
>Casualities Inflicted:[60k]
>Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
>Times Defeated: [0]
>Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
>Lair: [Derelict Laboratory] (Nesting Area [5/15])
>Bonuses:
1. Nine Lives: You can ignore the first KO that is inflicted upon you in combat. Only the second KO is “real”.
2. Prenatural Reflexes: You are pretty good at avoiding melee attacks and get a +2 to defending against them.
>Eccentricities:
1. Remove Fleas From Premises: You get distracted by fleas every 3 turns or so. Roll a 1d100 to scratch the shit out of them!
2. DISLIKE FIRE: You dislike fire for obvious reasons. If you get attacked by a fire attack, you will suffer -1 to combat rolls for the duration of combat. This does not stack.
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43753f No.21566
| Rolled 30, 96, 3 = 129 (3d100) |
[Chromatic Herald v. Ezekial]
[100: GKI Attacks With Success]
[75-99: Inconclusive Fighting]
[30-74: Herald Beats Up Ezekial]
[2-29]: Ezekial Beats up Herald]
[1: Chromatic Herald Kills Ezekial]
[Tacnol's Destruction: Higher is Worse]
[India/Pakistan Disagreeableness: Higher is Worse]
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43753f No.21567
| Rolled 33, 1, 90 = 124 (3d100) |
>>21565
1: The day before the assault on Hainan, the titanic feline awoken to the sound of strange metal birds screeching across the skies. While they directly pose no threat to her during her morning stretches, there was a desire to one day be able to reach into the skies above…
>Grow in [Size] through stretching and reactions of the devoured fissile material.
2: Radiatineko scratches across her fur, growing longer every day. While it did provide her extra protection from hostile intents, it also provided a haven for those fucking fleas. Why can't they go bother other things if they desire to feast on blood?
>Improve upon Armour I to Armour II. (5/20)
3: In order to strike the city of Hainan by night, the feline had to leave the nest incomplete to travel south, across the Chinese countryside to the city of H-
Oh, right, it is on a island. Islands are surrounded by water.
Thankfully, through last week's scouting, she found out that there is a tunnel near Xuwen just large enough for her to fit through to allow her to reach the island, and thereby the city. It might of been designed to allow trains through, but it could serve as the means for a overgrown feline to reach her meal, just at the middle of night for her convenience.
>Attack Hainan, focusing much more on the city's Reactor to gather 'food' rather than causing general slaughter and destruction of civilian stuff.
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43753f No.21568
| Rolled 9, 52, 78 = 139 (3d100) |
[META] : Does the amount that I healed by for my last action 1 include the natural +2 health per turn that kaiju get?
Also since you had me get Propaganda* at 5/20 does that mean Propaganda original has finished?
1. Continue to heal in the Dark Retreat.
2. While I heal I can plan, last battle did not go well due to the fleet being stationed nearby and my precognition should have picked that up. Begin to focus on expanding my precognition's ability to cover more then the just the local defense forces.
3. Curiosity gets the better of me, and I turn my attention to the stars. A new player in the game? I reach out with both my visions of the future and my mind to see what might approach and to learn their intentions.
http://pastebin.com/BRb5f6eu
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43753f No.21569
| Rolled 71, 52, 59, 10, 51, 44 = 287 (6d100) |
>>21529
1. Even before the monstrous menace has arrived humanity is deeply afflicted by their plague! Already the order has begun to decay in Indonesia. Indonesia, a major contributor to the UN of all things!
It's obvious. . .these people lack HOPE and MORALE!
And Goliath will deliver it to them. Switching to Indonesian translated inspirational phrases, Goliath romps about making gaudy displays of itself alongside the fleet, hoping to restore order.
"The enemies of mankind and the world seek to use Chaos to instill terror upon the masses, to weaken humanity before they approach.
Do not let into their whiles! The UN and GKI fight the monsters on every front. But it is up to you to do the same! The Order shall be maintained, and we will not give a single step to the enemy on the battlefield. Do not give them a step into your homes!"
2. Work on the Maul resumes 1/20
3. As does Work on the Non-Nuclear Motor Servo's
Strength I: 5/20
>>21553
1. Osiris merit seems to be its speed, and the gall of its pilot. David as well is lighter than Goliath, and in some ways more agile and faster.
We should work on weapons more suited for their strategy, that of movement, adoviance of enemy fire, and returning of long range firepower.
Perhaps an oversized missile silo to be used as a rocket launcher by Osiris and David? The idea is already being planned and works is being implemented.
2. Continue work on the Titan Maul 1/20
3. INDONESIAN ORDER AND HOPE IN THE CAUSE WILL BE RESTORED!
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43753f No.21571
| Rolled 70, 26, 67 = 163 (3d100) |
>>21553
[Guddaraka]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [11: Extraterrestial]
[Equipment/Items:] None as yet
Attack: [3]
Defense: [0]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Devour I: Basic cannibalization] [Breath Weapon II: Radiation Breath +1 to attack] [Melee II: Weighted tentacles +1 to attack] [Desolation II: Larger Rad-Debris 4/20] [Strength I, Rad-Boosted: 12/20]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [1][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Discontinued Nuclear Test Zone, Gobi Desert]
Bonuses:
1. Bio-Weapons Expert: You are an expert in breath weapons, and you get a +10 to rolls to develop or refine them.
2. Deadeye Slug: You are pretty accurate with your breath weapon and get a +1 to combat rolls while using it.
Eccentricities:
1. Slow As Shit: You are a slug. As befitting a slug, you move slowly. It takes more effort to raise initiative.
2. Salty: You are vulnerable to salt. Really vulnerable. Hopefully nobody figures this out.
Actions
1-3: Move to a city. Annihilate it with beams +1 to combat, weighted tentacles, +1 to combat, and then devour all life and all fissile material there.
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43753f No.21590
| Rolled 69, 9, 8 = 86 (3d100) |
>>21553
http://pastebin.com/6LSuJGAa
1-3; Finish reading the patterns, and then critically strike to cripple the army here and free the people from their evil and corrupt dictators.
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43753f No.21640
| Rolled 81, 65 = 146 (2d100) |
>>21553
>[Scyga]
>[Mini-Kaiju of Kizirick]
Kaiju Attack: Short leaps and scything attacks. Also prefers to ambush its prey from underground.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral/Wild animal
Kaiju Location: India/Pakistan
Other Kaiju Facts:
Strawberry sickness: Scyga can not stand strawberries and will actively avoid areas where it detects them in bulk. If forced near or surrounded by strawberries scyga will descend into mindless rage.
http://pastebin.com/g2rnFkwK
>Health: 5/6hp (+2/turn)
>Abilities: [Mini-K Scythes III: Sweeping Mantis-Like][Osmosis I: Basic Materials][digging III 2/20: Excavation, Tunneling, Mining)
>Attack: 3
>Defense: 1
>Initiative: 1
[Add slot: Equipment] [Mixed Gems [Some]]
Status: Tired 1 turn
1.Scyga worked hard. Scyga did good. Scyga should relax in the nest and eat Mixed Gems [Some] make beautiful outer armor. shiny scyga.
2.Whats that smell?…..is it? FEMALE!!!!! Scyga must find the female Scyga must find the new hive. Where is it coming from?
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43753f No.21645
| Rolled 9, 60, 5 = 74 (3d100) |
>>21553
>Kaiju Name: (Mini) Catju
>Kaiju Origin Fluff:
Essentially a (smaller) huge ass cat with the obligatory kaiju superpowers of advanced resilience to phyiscal attacks, regenerative abilities and the potential to survive unrealistic sizes that would usually be prevented by the laws of physics Catju is a cat enhanced in just about every way.
>Kaiju Attack:
As Catju is not particularly use it often stalks its prey utilizing ambush tactics in order to get the jump on its opponent, striking vulnerable spots. Often Catju will retreat after an initial attack, waiting for the inflicted damage to take its toll, only to attack again, preventing its prey from healing.
Should its enemy prove to be a superior foe Catju will often times run away and try to avoid coming into contact with it again. As a rule of thumb Catju chooses its battles carefully depending on how much of a potential threat the enemy poses.
>Kaiju Alignment: Catotic
>Kaiju Location: [Where?]
>Other Kaiju Facts:
+ Catju enjoys lying around in the sunshine
+ Catju sleeps a lot
+ Catju only kills for food and will often times leave prey alive after playing with it
+ Catju likes cows and milk
+ Catju enjoyes eating grass every now and then
+ Catju does not enjoy loud noises
+ Catju burries its poop
[Catju]
Infamy/Fame: [-3] [-2 turn]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [0][0]
>Lair:
+ [Cozy Cat House Lair]
>Abilities:
+ [Mega-Claws II: Semi-vorpal]
+ [Bio-Weapon I: Radioactive Fur]
+ [Tactics II: Studied Ambush]
+ [Defense I: Thick Skin & Fur]
>Health: 10/10 HP [+2 /turn]
>Attack: 3
>Defense: 1
>Initiative: 2
>Bonus:
+ Strong Pussy[cat]: You get a general +15 bonus to the development of health-related abilities such as regeneration.
+Tactics III: 3/20
+ Roar I: 10/20
+ Terror I: 5/20
1. Grass is just supposed to taste okay so that's sort of good. Perhaps trying to prey on something larger would be an interesting turn of events? Try to track something bigger than fleas, perhaps it will taste good as well? Certainly wiggling strongly with its tail would help Catju greatly in preparing an ambush attack!
2. Roar some more, preferably not while staliking prey, but really not all that important when. After all roaring is a good and fun thing to do.
3. It was time for Catju to clean itself. Salt water was out of the question and a lake would be okay, otherwise liking itself would have to do. Since it was good enough for mama cat it was good enough for Catju as well.
Location: I really have no idea, just put me anywhere that fits. Preferably outside the range of rapey players.
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43753f No.21778
>>World Event – Herald v. Ezekial: After some fighting, Ezekial and the Herald of Colors have managed to weaken each other after a series of clashes off the coast of Korea. As the fighting progressed it was generally agreed that the Herald came off better in the engagement.
>>World Event – Tacnol's Rampage: Tacnol is destroying most of the South Africa! The creature appears unstoppable as it levels most major urban centers and anything of note within the country. It is unlikely that Longcat will ignore such EVIL for long!
>>World Event – Pakistan v. India: While combat is ongoing, the war appears to be on the backburner as negotiations have progressed somewhat. GKI seems pleased by efforts made by both parties and fighting is now only sporadic.
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43753f No.21798
[Ozzoah]
1. You got…Satan's…answering machine. You didn't even know he had one. You should call back. “Hello, this is Satan. Luke. Lucifer. Lord of evil. The great emancipator. Morning Star. If you've gotten this message you've missed me. Uh. Yeah ok, leave a message. Bye. Beep”
2. The ritual is complete! Now You just need to start the thing and see what pops out… (add ability: [Daemon Summoning I: Minor Demons, Disagreeable])
3. You start working on some sort of evil illusion spells. Evil! (Daemonic Illusions I: 6/20)
[Kizirick]
1. Kizirick watches the humans pass by, but no good ideas seem to occur to it. (Planning: 5/20)
2. You feel faster now! (Revise: Mobility to III: Strong Wings & Maneuver) (add: +1 initiative)
3. Kizirck lounges around in the lair watching the humans. Nothing gets done, really. (Attack: 10/20)
[Radianeko]
1. You grow a little as you eat the material. (Remove material) (Size I: 4/20)
2. You tear out a good portion of your fur trying to kill the damn fleas. Until it grows back, you aren't able to improve your fur at all. A few doses of napalm from the reactor raid (see below) also don't help.
3. You attack the Sanya reactor complex. You mostly avoid the large human populations and attack the reactor directly. After some fighting with aircraft, you steal two reactor cores from the facility…. (Add equipment: [Reactor Cores:2]) (Add causalities: 4k) (Raiding I: 7/20)
[Goliath]
1. The propaganda goes really well. Most of the population seems to calm down as Goliath goes marching around blaring inspirational music. The translations are sort of spotty, but you get the point across. (Propaganda I: 12/20)
2. Back in Hong Honk, replacement materials have finally arrived. The new maul will be made of a tungsten-titanium composite. (Weapons II: 9/20)
3. The servos also show some progress. The team on charge thinks that it will provide a good combination for the titan-maul. (Strength I: 11/20)
4. While the artillery emphasis on the mini-mecha seems feasible, after some time R&D seems to think that it would only be viable on Goliath. Most of the micro variations are scrapped. (Artillery I: 1/20)
5. The maul grip is basically complete and the maul is effectively done. The servos and the onboard sensory suite is taking some work, though. (Weapons II: 15/20)
6. After a few more days, most of Indonesia calms down! (add ability: Propaganda I: Simple Diplomacy) (add fans: [Some][+3 to rolls]
[Guudraka]
1.2.3: You destroy the city of Darkhan. The city is of small size, and so the combat is relatively minor as you flatten it. While this is fun, you're going to need to move further into the interior of China for larger cities. Despite that, you get a good grip using your breath to incinerate good portions of the city. (Revise: Breath Weapon II to Breath Weapon III: Conal Rad-Breath]) [Add: +1 attack] (Add casualties: 200k]) (lose 4 hp) (add city destroyed: 1)
[Sassarani]
1-3: You attack the Azerbaijani army. It's not very big, but the shellfire and damage inflicted gives you a better understanding of defense as your magical fur absorbs most of the damage. (lose 3 hp) [Defense II: 11/20] (Add casualties: 50k) (Azerbaijan is [Terrorized])
[Scyga]
1.Scyga polished its armor and puts some gems in it. Lookin' good! (Armor I: 6/20)
2. Scyga stumbles around looking for the female it smelled. He seems pretty excited, frankly. (Smell I:/???)
[Catju]
>>You are located in South America! (Brazil, Upper)
1. Catju manages to find a few birds, but they notice it and fly away. Aww.
2. You can roar REALLY loud now! (Roar I: Auditory Pain)(Add: +1 attack)
3. Catju finds a nearby lake and cleans itself. Nothing happens really, but Catju feels better.
[Ziz]
>>Revise: Propaganda to [I: Basic Psychology])
1. You loaf around on the Moon watching Nurse Jackie. While entertaining, you don't feel much healthier.
2. You work on trying to predict more of what the enemy will do. It's sort of spotty…. [Precognition III: 5/20]
3. Aliens. Lots of them. They won't be here for awhile, or they might just pass by. It's not clear, yet. [Precognition III: 15/20]
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43753f No.21799
>>21798
[Radiatineko]
>Infamy/Fame: [17] [-2 turn]
>Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
>Class: [14: Mammalian]
>Size: [50m]
>Attack: [5]
>Defense: [1]
>Initiative: [2]
>Abilities:
[Melee I: Titan Claws]
[Strength III: Rad-Roided]
[Armor I: Odd Fur (II 5/20)]
[Size 0 (I 4/20)]
[Reflexes II: Super-Feline]
[Anti-Bug Toxin 0: Mild Sedative (I 9/20)]
[Scouting 0: (I 14/20)]
[Raiding 0 (I 7/20]
[Planning 0: (I 3/20)]
>Equipment/Items:
2 [Reactor Cores]
[Plan: Hainan]
>Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [None][None]
>Casualities Inflicted:[64k]
>Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
>Times Defeated: [0]
>Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
>Lair: [Derelict Laboratory] (Nesting Area [5/15])
>Bonuses:
1. Nine Lives: You can ignore the first KO that is inflicted upon you in combat. Only the second KO is “real”.
2. Prenatural Reflexes: You are pretty good at avoiding melee attacks and get a +2 to defending against them.
>Eccentricities:
1. Remove Fleas From Premises: You get distracted by fleas every 3 turns or so. Roll a 1d100 to scratch the shit out of them!
2. DISLIKE FIRE: You dislike fire for obvious reasons. If you get attacked by a fire attack, you will suffer -1 to combat rolls for the duration of combat. This does not stack.
3: Ripped Fur: You tear out a good portion of your fur trying to kill the damn fleas. Until it grows back, you aren't able to improve your fur at all.
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43753f No.21801
| Rolled 11, 78, 57 = 146 (3d100) |
>>21798
Kaiju Name: Ozzoah Soulcrusher
Kaiju Origin Fluff: Long ago the world was created. In that time the demons were thrown into eternal imprisonment within the bowls of the earth, in Hell. Billions of years passed, the primordial fires cooled, life came to be, and the souls of the damned first reached hell's doorstep. But now the gates of hell were weakened and Ozzoah saw his opportunity. He has returned to the material world, and soon shall his brothers! The reign of the divine and men ends here! Weep mortals, for your destruction has come!
Kaiju Attack: Ozzoah lives for violence. Using his massive body he will bash and stomp. When he is in need of something long range or just good old 'fuck this place in particular' he has his demonic powers and magic. Finally he has his primary weapon, in the demonic tongue it would be called 'Godeater'. Forged in the fires of hell and quenched in the souls of millions damned by their atheism. Ozzoah is an expert with his blade and magic.
Kaiju Alignment: Evil.
Kaiju Location: Middle East, preferably around Jerusalem
Other Kaiju Facts: Ozzoah was picked on in hell for being weak and not evil enough.
Infamy/Fame: [59 i] [-2 turn]
Health: [13/15] [+3 turn]
Class: [Class 7: Demon]
Attack: [4]
Defense: [1]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Melee I: Basic Frenzy]
[Weapons Usage I: Basic Hellish Weapons]
[Armor I: Hellhide]
[Daemon Magic I: Crude Beams and Rays]
[Pillage I: Desecration]
[Soul Devour II: Middling Regeneration]
[Daemon Summoning I: Minor Demons, Disagreeable]
[Ranged I: Lash] (2 at 4/20)
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [1][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[7.080m]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [Some (Cultists)][Some (Muslims)] [+3 to rolls]
Equipment: [Kaaba] [Demonic Sword] [Magic Whip] [Cultists: A Few]
Lair: [The Summoning Pit, Middle East]
Bonuses:
1. Raging Maniac: When you are low on health [-70%] your attack damage doubles.
2. Badass Demon Badass: You can reroll attempts to develop abilities that are fiendish in nature once per turn if the roll is below 50.
Eccentricities:
1. I H8 Jesus: You are weak against angelic-type kaiju and holy attacks. If such things are seen, you get a -2 to combat rolls for that combat. This does not stack.
2. Daemons Don't Play Nice: You can have mini-kaiju, but they are demons. Particularly disagreeable treacherous demons.
1. Well, ugh. Leave Satan a message to get back to me. He can be busy running hell and all it's Byzintine machanations.
2. Start summoning some disagreeable assholes. Freedom and desert sands for all! They can go fuck off when they get here.
3. Daemonic Illusions I: 6/20
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43753f No.21802
| Rolled 58, 79, 19, 20 = 176 (4d100) |
>>21799
1: Bringing back the rads from the Chinese isle, Radiatineko soon turns her focus into devouring one of them It tasted, stronger, than the scraps of fissile material she gathered from previous raids, fulfilling her hunger even better than what she had before. Maybe this would provide a greater boon to her strength than mere stretches?
>Grow in [Size], with the help of one of the [Reactor Cores]
2: After arriving to the derelict lab, Radiatineko continued some work on the small nesting area within the lair, to provide a safe haven for potential kittens to help assist her in later tasks.
>Continue work on the Nesting Area [5/15]
3: While she has a spare core to feast upon when she grows peckish, she travels once again out to scout for any additional nuclear plants to raid. It is unclear if she is merely doing so in order to help develop her skill for scouting things out, or if it is just her primal nature taking over, but in any case, she continues to scout for a place for a future raid.
>Scout around China once more for a nuclear plant, or a atomic silo.
4: With her fur ripped off from her skin, surely there wouldn't be any fleas… Right?
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43753f No.21805
| Rolled 25, 40, 100 = 165 (3d100) |
1. Continue to monitor the minds and futures of the aliens. Such beings could prove problematic should they come here.
2. I emerge from my lair, feeling better as my body heals itself, soon I will be fully healed again. Which means it is time to turn my attention to the world below.
Not a city this time. One of the others this time. One grows stronger, and much chaos swirls around him. This one shall be perfect.
Begin to precognate the future of the Kaiju known as Ozzoah Soulcrusher. Seek out the time it will attack the humans. I shall rally to their defense and confuse the opinions of those who see me as purely evil.
3. If I am to attack the being known as Ozzoah SoulcrusherI shall need to be stronger then I am. Work on my offensive mental attacks.
http://pastebin.com/BRb5f6eu
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43753f No.21807
| Rolled 58, 58, 91 = 207 (3d100) |
>>21798
Kaiju Name: Kizirick
Kaiju Origin Fluff: The war between Pakistan and India awoke something. That something is a big mean insectoid that is terrifyingly fast for something it's size. It feeds on monster anything and can fly as well as leap great distances. This makes it both troublesome and hard to pin down. Both sides of the Pakistan-India conflict have felt it's predations and it's drawn to large battlefields for easy food. Scientists have noticed it has been growing slowly but steadily since it awoke, and that it at times send's out Radio wave based calls. Nothing has answered it, yet. It also can seemingly detect Nuclear materials eating them when found on it's hunts, Scientists theorize that is what strengthen it's shell and makes it proof against nuclear strikes.
Kaiju Attack: Leaps or flies about with two large scything talons. It can and will bite it's pray as well. During feeding it can spew a digestive enzyme that rapidly breaks down organic features.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral/Wild animal
Kaiju Location: India/Pakistan
Other Kaiju Facts: Smells likes Lemons.
HATES HATES HATES HATES Bananas, to the point of it being a repellant. Shame the banana crop was scarce this year….
Large Electrical discharges will distract it until attacked, but it has only once ever touched one.
Infamy/Fame: [43] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [13: Megafauna]
Attack: [2]
Defense: [4]
Initiative: [3]
Abilities: [Melee I: Talons and Bite][Melee II: 10/20][Mobility III: Strong Wings and Maneuver][Armor IV: Novel Rad-Shell] [Sensory I: Crude Awareness][Strength I: Endo-Skeletal Augmentation](Planning I: 5/20)
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][1, Quetta, Pakistan.]
Casualities Inflicted:[1 Million]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [1][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [The Nest, Pakistan][Large][Spawning Pit: Simple][Gem Studded][Traps: Crude]
Equipment:
Mini-Kaiju; [Scyga]
Status:
Bonuses:
1. Radiation Eater: Every time Kizrick devours a radiation source, it gains armor. Every time this occurs, roll a 1d2 increase in armor.
2. Mobility: You are extremely fast, and gain a +10 to all rolls to increase your mobility in some way…
Eccentricities:
1. Electrophobe: You take massive damage from electrical attacks. When such attacks are used, you get a -1 to all combat rolls.
2. Quantity Over Quality: You find it easier to reproduce, but your offspring are generally weaker than other Kaiju… [+10 to mini-kaiju research, lowered mini-Kaiju strength]
1. Kizirick watches the audacious humans set up outside it's lair. Paying it no mind and intruding on it's territory and home. Kizirick plans a way to remove them and send a message. This is a no human zone, it is Kizirick's home! and Scyga's too, Scyga is a pretty awesome little buddy.
(plan an assault on human forces camped by lair)
+ Planning I 5/20
2. Kizirick starts to sharpen it's talons and make them more efficient for battle. They need to be stronger to kill prey and crush foes. 10/20
(Increase talons and mandible levels)
3. Execute the attack on the humans outside the lair.
(fuck up the humans by the lair)
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43753f No.21808
| Rolled 22, 62, 73, 26, 39 = 222 (5d100) |
[GKI]
[GKI mini mecha research] {+95}
[GKI aux research - weapons] {+0}
[GKI fortification focus, China] [+113]
[GKI tertiary expansion, Europe] {+54}
[GKI tertiary expansion, United States] {+70}
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43753f No.21846
| Rolled 89, 58, 59 = 206 (3d100) |
>>21798
[Guddaraka]
Infamy/Fame: [1] [-2 turn]
Health: [6/10] [+2 turn]
Class: [11: Extraterrestial]
[Equipment/Items:] None as yet
Attack: [3]
Defense: [0]
Initiative: [0]
Abilities: [Devour I: Basic cannibalization] [Breath Weapon III: Conal rad-breath, +2 to attack] [Melee II: Weighted tentacles +1 to attack] [Desolation II: Larger Rad-Debris 4/20] [Strength I, Rad-Boosted: 12/20]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [2][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[200k]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [Discontinued Nuclear Test Zone, Gobi Desert]
Bonuses:
1. Bio-Weapons Expert: You are an expert in breath weapons, and you get a +10 to rolls to develop or refine them.
2. Deadeye Slug: You are pretty accurate with your breath weapon and get a +1 to combat rolls while using it.
Eccentricities:
1. Slow As Shit: You are a slug. As befitting a slug, you move slowly. It takes more effort to raise initiative.
2. Salty: You are vulnerable to salt. Really vulnerable. Hopefully nobody figures this out.
Actions
1-3: It is time to grow in size. Move away from cities and into high-density wildlife areas if one is possible to find. Devour everything. Every plant, every animal, every person, any and all fissile materials.
***
Note: It wasn't clear to me whether I retained the +1 from my previous version of breath weapon or not, thats why my +bonus for that is now a two. Please clarify whether I do or don't have the previous breath weapon version's +1 bonus still.
******
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43753f No.21856
>>21846
[GM: Your attack is 5. Breath weapons and melee generally add a point.]
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43753f No.21875
| Rolled 24, 21 = 45 (2d100) |
>>21798
>Scyga
>[Scyga]
>[Mini-Kaiju of Kizirick]
Kaiju Attack: Short leaps and scything attacks. Also prefers to ambush its prey from underground.
Kaiju Alignment: Neutral/Wild animal
Kaiju Location: India/Pakistan
Other Kaiju Facts:
Strawberry sickness: Scyga can not stand strawberries and will actively avoid areas where it detects them in bulk. If forced near or surrounded by strawberries scyga will descend into mindless rage.
http://pastebin.com/g2rnFkwK
>Health: 6/6hp (+2/turn)
>Abilities: [Mini-K Scythes III: Sweeping Mantis-Like][Osmosis I: Basic Materials][III 3/20: Excavation, Tunneling, Mining) [Armor: 18/20]
>Attack: 3
>Defense: 1
>Initiative: 1
[Add slot: Equipment] []
1. Dig around our old mine holes and try to find some gems/ metal to eat and finish off [Armor I: 18/20]
2. THE HIVE IS UNDER ATTACK SCYGA DEFENDS. ATTACK INTRUDERS. TUNNEL UNDER THEM AND SURPRISE EAT THEM. If too strong try to get them to walk into our traps. Once they are dead eat them. See what nutrition they give to scyga.
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43753f No.21903
| Rolled 83, 37, 42 = 162 (3d100) |
>>21798
http://pastebin.com/6LSuJGAa
1-3; Head out and sniff out any nuclear material in Azerbaijan, there must be some for these nefarious villains! I will crush them and take it for myself, crippling their vile plans and empowering myself
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43753f No.21945
Kaiju Name: Goliath
Kaiju Origin Fluff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GAHggrOCoA
Funded and built by the combined effort of the UN with GKI supervision, Goliath stands as the embodiment of humanities hope and determination to survive, it is a direct counter to the threats presented by the Kaiju. Combined of humanity's science, industry, and willpower Goliath is as much a weapon of morale as it is a battlefield weapon, built to support UN/GKI forces on the field as they combat the Kaiju abominations.
It's original design incorporated several nuclear reactors in order to match the strength and power output of the Kaiju, however this has been recently upgraded thanks to GKI research to consist of Non-Nuclear cores which offer the same power as a nuclear device, with the removed threat of potential radioactive meltdown and fallout.
Large, tall, and strong able to lift entire mountains it stands above and beside the UN forces, as they battle for the salvation of mankind.
>"7 Billion raise their fist when Goliath lifts up his hammer, and 7 billion deliver the blow when he brings it down upon the enemies of mankind."
Kaiju Attack: Focused as a Defensive Battlefield Support Unit, rather than an explicit Offsensive Anti-Kaiju weapon, the Goliath's main armament is it's large heavy shield forged of a composite Titanium-Adamantine Alloy which is coated in heat resistant material known as Starlite, in addition to this the shield has an additional Laserian™ Laserfield which acts as both a forcefield and CIWS against incoming missiles.
It's offensive weaponry consists of GKI specific modular weapon system, capable of being switched out and shifted at need pending upon the operational requirements in question, so its firepower can vary from masses of missiles, superheavy artillery auto-cannons, or a powerful Laserian™ Lasitron Beam Cannon which is linked to it's N2 core and can be linked to external power source such as national power grids. However, it's standard armaments is a large Power Hammer for melee.
It's main purpose however, remains in that it is a battlefield support unit, thus it's offensive programming focuses on allowing its escorted host of UN and GKI forces to more accurately target hostile Kaiju, from coordinating artillery strikes, troop movements, and intercepting Kajiu from harming human forces.
Kaiju Alignment: [Good]
Kaiju Location: [Hong Kong]
Other Kaiju Facts:
It has a Loudspeaker. And automated "Morale Improvement Program", which includes morale boosting quotes and music as well as television cameras.
>"Goliath is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all threats to humanity"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysGnH8YZxB0
[Goliath]
Infamy/Fame: [10] [-2 turn]
Health: [10/12] [+2 turn]
Class: [3: Cybernetic]
Attack: [2]
Armor: [1]
Initiative: [2]
Abilities: [Weapons I: Raytheon MK1 Combat Rifle & Molecular Bayonet][Armor I: Modern Reactive][ Engine II: Micro-Thorium r.1]][Support I: Primitive Mini-Mecha][Neurodummies I: Primitive Plug Systems] [Fire Coordination I: Simple Battlespace] [Propaganda I: Simple Diplomacy]
Size: [50m]
Cities Saved: [0]
Fans: [Some][+3 to rolls]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [None][None]
Lair: [GKI Skunkworks, Hong Kong]
[Mini-Mecha:]
Osiris-00 [3hp][Pilot: Leyenne Calicott][Hothead]
Freedom-00 [3hp]
Bonuses:
1. Plot Armor: Every time Goliath is KO-ed Goliath is destroyed. However, the crew always manages to live somehow. It's sort of frustrating for kaiju. If they want to get the crew, they should attack Goliath's main base. Also, Goliath never seems to lose fans…
2. JUST TAKE MY MONEY: Every time Goliath is destroyed it gets rebuilt. That is, unless funding gets slashed somehow….?
Eccentricities:
Roster:
Goliath Pilots:
Captain Richard - Leader
Kameko Yamuachi - Techincal Engineer
Royce Chamberlain - Movement and Combat
Ivan Yakovich - Weapons Specialist
Dr Heinrich Faust - Onboard Scientific Advisory
Mini-Mecha
Osiris-00 [3hp][Pilot: Leyenne Calicott][Hothead][In Testing]
[David-00]
>>20040
Bases:
Hong Kong -
[Missile Arrays:Very Basic][Naval Support:Very Basic]
Projects:
Strength I: 11/20
Weapons 2: 15/20
Artillery I: 1/20
Issues:
[Mecha Theory I: 2/???]
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43753f No.21946
| Rolled 61, 48, 60 = 169 (3d100) |
"MORALE RESTORED!"
Goliath yells victoriously upon his return to base having rallied the indonesian populace, meanwhile the entire crew have some relief in the form of the crowds gathering and cheering around Goliath. It is enough to make them feel somewhat important, despite yet not proving their mettle in a true fight. Still the future battle looms over them like a stormcloud.
Still, Leyenne and Royce can't seem to wait long enough to finally meet and kill some other Kaiju, while Dr Faust hopes to be able to study one rather than theorize about the best way to kill the things from 2nd hand reports. Ivan and Kameko share a definitive love for Goliath's hardware and particularly the chance to see it in real action.
Captain Richard hopes that when the time comes, his crew will work together as a team.
But as ever, all will prepare until the day comes that when they do meet the enemy for the first time they will be ready. ALL of them will be ready.
—
1. Extra Artillery for Goliath! A fine addition. A large rotary cannon of sorts will do just nicely.
As a bonus we can load it up with some tracer rounds to compound the artillery coordination efforts of the fleet and Osiris and David.
Ivan takes particularly JOY at the notion, and demands to be a part of the installation of heavier firepower.
Artillery I: 1/20
2. The N2 Servo's continue to be installed. Once the Titan Maul is ready we will truly be capable of pushing the enemy back! 11/20
3. The Titan Maul itself is coming along quite nicely. 15/20
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43753f No.21967
| Rolled 4 (1d100) |
[Demon Summoning]
[1: ???]
[2-25: Disagreeable, Huge, Angry]
[26-75: Disagreeable, Controllable]
[76-90+: Pliable, Slavish]
[91-99: Pliable, Slavish, Strong]
[100:???]
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43753f No.21968
| Rolled 12, 34, 72 = 118 (3d100) |
>>21798
>Kaiju Name: (Mini) Catju
>Kaiju Origin Fluff:
Essentially a (smaller) huge ass cat with the obligatory kaiju superpowers of advanced resilience to phyiscal attacks, regenerative abilities and the potential to survive unrealistic sizes that would usually be prevented by the laws of physics Catju is a cat enhanced in just about every way.
>Kaiju Attack:
As Catju is not particularly use it often stalks its prey utilizing ambush tactics in order to get the jump on its opponent, striking vulnerable spots. Often Catju will retreat after an initial attack, waiting for the inflicted damage to take its toll, only to attack again, preventing its prey from healing.
Should its enemy prove to be a superior foe Catju will often times run away and try to avoid coming into contact with it again. As a rule of thumb Catju chooses its battles carefully depending on how much of a potential threat the enemy poses.
>Kaiju Alignment: Catotic
>Kaiju Location: Brazil, Upper
>Other Kaiju Facts:
+ Catju enjoys lying around in the sunshine
+ Catju sleeps a lot
+ Catju only kills for food and will often times leave prey alive after playing with it
+ Catju likes cows and milk
+ Catju enjoyes eating grass every now and then
+ Catju does not enjoy loud noises
+ Catju burries its poop
[Catju]
Infamy/Fame: [-3] [-2 turn]
Size: [50m]
Cities Destroyed/Damaged: [0][0]
Casualities Inflicted:[0]
Kaiju Slain/KOed: [0][0]
Times Defeated: [0]
Fanbase/Haters: [0][0]
>Lair:
+ [Cozy Cat House Lair]
>Abilities:
+ [Mega-Claws II: Semi-vorpal]
+ [Roar I: Auditory Pain]
+ [Bio-Weapon I: Radioactive Fur]
+ [Tactics II: Studied Ambush]
+ [Defense I: Thick Skin & Fur]
>Health: 10/10 HP [+2 /turn]
>Attack: 4
>Defense: 1
>Initiative: 2
>Bonus:
+ Strong Pussy[cat]: You get a general +15 bonus to the development of health-related abilities such as regeneration.
+Tactics III: 3/20
+ Terror I: 5/20
1. Having done a plethora of great deeds it is time to be more of a sneaky huge cat.
+ Tactics III: 3/20
2. It is of utmost importance to catch the birds! Catju will have to be sneaky and quick to make sure it gets them before they get away. Of course it doesnt want to eat them but it can proudly present the bird to a human for pats and compliments.
3. Lastly Catju would lie on its back and put its belly in the direction of the sun. After all a warm belly was the very foundation a successful day was built upon.
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43753f No.21970
>>GM: I am unable to continue the game to due constant disagreements with particularly unpleasant persons. As such the game is cancelled.
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43753f No.22133
>>Addendum: I would like to thank the players that took their time out of their day to play the game. The game will, in some form, return, but heavily modified with some references to this game. It will be mechanically different, however.
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