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It's optimism hour in /britfeel/
Today is going to be a wonderful day. You're going to do great!
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No.4486
Ok. Does anyone else do this. I had a bag of hula hoops. And before eating them. I put about two or three in my mouth. Chewed them up. Spat the paste into a full hula hoop, squashed it down to compact it, left it on the plate. And then repeated the process. Then once I've done it with the entire bag, and they're all on the plate, and cold and solid. I'll eat them. By poking out the now solid hula hoop paste. Eat the crisp first then chunk.
I can't be the only one.
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No.4487
>>4486what the fuck? That's disgusting.
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No.4488
>>4486No nigger, what the fuck are doing, just put them on your fingers and eat them one by one.
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No.4489
>>4486That's weird, mate.
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No.4490
>>4487>>4488>>4489Fucking aye. I always wondered why my parents wouldn't buy hula hoops for me. I always eat things in weird ways I think. Like chocolate bars that have centres? I eat the chocolate completely first. Then the centre. I.e a crunchie. Or a double decker, there's chocolate, then nougut then crispie bit.
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No.4491
>>4490I do that with mars bars sometimes. I eat the chocolate around the edges, then the caramel then the nougat bit last.
That hula hoop thing is another level though
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No.4492
>>4490That's perfectly normal, especially with things like kitkats and minirolls. I do a similar thing with croissants, by eating them in a way that unravels them and then eating the bare centre. Just don't spit anything out after chewing and eat it again, that's fucking gross.
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No.4493
weird things we do with food general?
If ever I have a bowl of ice cream, once I'm finished and there's just a bit of melted stuff at the bottom, I pour a bit of pepsi max in the bowl, mix it round and drink the fizzy creamy good-ness.
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No.4494
>>4491>>4492Duly noted. I'll cut this practice out of my life. And become a better human for it. As long as the chocolate thing is ok we're golden. I do the croissant thing too.
>dat based centre. Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.4495
>>4493I spread Nutella and marshmallow onto digestive biscuits make them into little sandwiches then microwave them for like 10 seconds. And have them as a really naughty treat. Sometimes with a little bit of maple syrup.
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No.4496
>>4495I've had melted marshmallow on digestives before, never even thought to add nutella. That's genius
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No.4497
>>4493I don't think I do anything particularly weird with food. Gathering crumbs together after I've had a sandwich then picking them up and eating them with a licked finger is about as "strange" as I get.
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No.4498
>>4496Cheers man. It's pretty fucking good to be honest.
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No.4499
>>4497>I don't think I do anything particularly weird with food.normie out
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No.4500
>>4499>normieIf I think about it, I probably don't realise anything I do with food is weird because I've haven't had anyone to discuss eating habits with since I left school.
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No.4501
just applied for a factory job, had been wanting to work anywhere else but one of those ghastly places but I really need the money so I went for it
fuck them if they ask me if I can work the night shift though I'm not doing that bullshit again
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No.4502
>>4501Aye, stand your ground. If you give in once they'll begin taking the piss.
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No.4503
>>4502the job is fucking horrendous, I'm applying out of sheer desperation because my fucking mum thought going to part time work would be a fucking genius idea. I fucking hate my life so much. There's no fucking work, I check every week and there's just no new jobs anymore. Nobody is hiring in unskilled positions apart from these soul crushing factories. I want to die.
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No.4504
Just got back from work. Truly hell. Training is over and we're starting Monday. I am shit at talking on phones lads and i know I'm just going to accidentally tell someone to fuck off.
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No.4505
>>4503>the job is fucking horrendouswhat's so horrendous about it?
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No.4506
>>4505imagine standing in a cold room for 8 hours picking up iced fillets of fish and placing it on a tray, then moving the tray to a shelf, over and over again. The tray is too low so you need to constantly hunch over to place the fish on the tray. Everyone else in the factory is eastern european and prefer to chat with eachother in their native language. The managers are hostile and unpleasant, some of the managers also speak very limited English. You are not allowed a phone or any sort of MP3 device and are under constant supervision.
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No.4507
just had a pizza takeaway and now I feel sick. The only pizza place near me is a kebab place, tastes average but leaves a horrible taste in your mouth
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No.4508
>tfw can never think of anything to talk about anymore
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No.4509
>>4508iktf, I sort of sit and refresh the thread hoping for topics to crop up but it's slim pickings
the other thread always gets activity but it just annoys me and that's no fun.
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No.4510
>>4506>What's the problem, kiddo? Just walk into a shop, shake the managers hand, and start working! That's what I did. Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.4511
>tfw tinder girl asked me for my facebook
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No.4512
>>4508Me neither. I barely have any thoughts anymore, it's like my brain got sick of all the bullshit a few years ago and turned itself off.
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No.4513
>>4509/r9k/ as a whole has been outright destroyed by normies. Most threads used to be decent and get well over 100 replies but now the average thread is a stale repost that dies out a few comments in, it's fucking shit.
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No.4514
>>4512I've been like that for years. I don't get how people can just walk up to someone and start a conversation.
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No.4515
>>4508>>4509I woke up this morning and in a half asleep state I wanked into the sink, You can talk about that if you want.
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No.4516
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No.4517
>>4516It was over 12 hours ago, I needed to bust out a cheeky one before
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No.4518
rooooooney
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No.4519
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No.4520
Just had a microwave burger. Tasted of nothing as usual.
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No.4521
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No.4522
>>4521Had no choice, my mum's out and it's all there was for me. It's not like I hated it anyway, it's just not the best.
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No.4523
>you will never have a karaoke night with the lads
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No.4524
>>4523Couldn't think of anything worse, made my heart's bpm rise just by imagining it. I don't know any songs anyway, melodies and lyrics have always been my weak points.
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No.4525
>tfw girl wanted to meet up
>tfw I had to tell her I haven't passed my test
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No.4526
>>4525What are you even hoping to accomplish on tinder then? If you had no means of meeting up with anyone, it's only going to make you and your interest feel frustrated or like you've wasted each other's time. Or have I missed the point of this?
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No.4527
>>4526i-it's practice talking to girls
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No.4528
>>4525>she still wants to hang outF-fuck lads I'm an autist I can't do this
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No.4529
>>4527I used to talk to a few on msn years ago, it's nothing like speaking to girls face-to-face. You have to be able to do it in real-time rather than stopping to think of a cool response for a minute or two.
>>4528You're doing pretty well for an autist, what sort of things were you saying?
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No.4530
>>4529I'm doing pretty well but like you said it's because I have time to think. I'm taking like ten minutes minimum on each message.
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No.4531
>>4530You can do it man. Charm the pants off her like a snake charmer.
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No.4532
>>4530Even then, the fact they still want to meet up means you're comfortably outside the friendzone, a place I never managed to leave.
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No.4533
Does chewing gum really make you jew more defined ?
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No.4535
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No.4551
>>4533Possibly maybe slightly after fucking ages doing it.
But it's more likely to fuck up your jaw. Happened to me.
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