/britfeel/ - Feel Britannia

>>29779

Thanks threadm8.

who /imaceleb/ here?

I don't watch any other normie trash tv, but I've always watched this. It's especially good this year since the Chad of the camp got kicked out for steroid abuse.

>>29784

I think reality TV is complete and utter trash, it seems to be aimed at complete retards. I don't watch any TV these days.

>>29785

Same, I never watch TV anymore, its just vacuous bullshit to me. I get all my information from books and the internet, films too. Sometimes I put the TV on for some background noise but that's about it.

>>29785

I'm in the same boat, I can't stand television. I've got a 3 TVs in my room, and not a single one hooked up to the aerial, in fact I got rid of that socket completely the last time my room was redecorated.

One thing I really hate is that show where people watch TV. Literally watching TV to watch other people watch TV.

It's so hot in my house. The gas man fixed the boiler now it's hot.

So very hot.

Send help.

>>29789

bet he fixed your mums boiler as well if you catch my drift haha

>>29788

Gogglebox? Yeah my mum and sister watch that cancer.

I'm pretty sure the whole point of the show is to feed normies the "desirable" opinions, to make them feel like watching TV is a worthwhile pastime and "social", to keep their minds open to all sorts of degeneracy, and to make sure they are mindlessly repeating "das racist" and "das sexist" all day.

>>29792

Yeah that's the one. I saw my Mum watching it. It was all lighthearted funny bullshit one minute and then they all started watching something about the KKK and the whole tone changed and everyone started quacking out the correct orthadox opinions. It was quite sinister really.

I don't know how people can sit down and class watching TV as some sort of activity. I couldn't think of anything more horribly boring.

>>29784

I Loved Jersey Shore that was the pinnacle of reality tv

>>29794

I enjoy documentaries and survival programmes.

>>29797

Watching Snookie get knocked out by some guy she was screaming at was the funniest thing i've ever seen

>>29801

Looks like that stupid fuck wedding show to me.

The one where they have the most childish, ridiculous wedding they could ever imagine.

>>29804

I watch it because it is complete trash, and I need to know what they come up with next.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErOBQD9Yr3Q

>tfw pneumonia

>>29807

Grim. How long have you had that for?

>>29806

Robert Carlyle is the only person who can act in the entire show, I don't understand why he's there.

>>29807

How'd that happen? Try not to die.

>>29809

I think he just got bored of doing big movies and enjoys the faster pace of the small screen, at least according to this interview

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/jul/16/robert-carlyle-big-films-dont-feed-your-soul

>His change of tack, he says, wasn’t just about money; doing the bigger films “don’t feed your soul”. The boredom got to him on The World Is Not Enough, for example: he says he spent two and a half days sitting around waiting to do a shot of him just running down a corridor. “Don’t get me wrong, I had a great time doing it, but that ain’t what I become an actor for. Film-making was becoming more and more like that, and I couldn’t stand it.”

A shame really.

>>29808

this is like day three

>>29809

just my body failing to get rid of an infection for several weeks

>>29811

I like being ill when I get colds but pneumonia sounds bad. Get well soon m8.

>>29811

You in hospital?

What's the longest you've all stayed indoors and why?

Not leaving the house for anything at all.

>>29814

I couldn't tell you exactly, but easily several months. During my 4 worst hikki years the only time I would leave the house was to get into my dads car and then out into his house, and that was like once every 2 or 3 months, sometimes longer.

>>29815

Wow, that beats my 1 week.

What's it like stepping into sunlight and fresh air after that long?

>>29814

Not very long but the most I've spent inside without going out at all is probably 3 weeks when I was ill with Shingles. I barely even moved off the sofa and lived in almost complete darkness as the light hurt my eyes.

>>29816

Normal daylight becomes blinding, like physically painful even if you're squinting. Everything is too bright, too loud, too hot / too cold, like all of your senses are being overloaded. It also feels like the entire world is staring at you, you become really self-conscious after being away from the outside world for that long.

>>29819

Vampire-tier

>>29812

nah, I feel quite lucky. I've known people who had pneumonia before and they had it worse

>>29813

no, if the antibiotics fight it off I'll be able to stay up and about.

So I looked up posturing and optimum heights for computer desks and I failed on absolutely every point, and since my Dad said he'd just get me a chair instead of me having on for christmas. (Which means it'll probably never happen) I've decided to attempt standing desk, the only problem being my desk is low as shit. I've currently got my keyboard and mouse propped up on piles of books, and my monitor propper up on a bunch of board game boxes.

It's actually somewhat comfortable

>>29822

It's a lot better with a proper standing desk, Iirc ikea do a cheap one that can be adjusted by hand rather than expensive electric motor.

I think my standing desk has been the best purchase I've made. I now try to stand from wake up to 7/8 in the evening. I used to just sit all day and had worse health as a result.

One thing to remember is to bend your legs every so often with mini squats etc. Whilst standing is better than sitting, standing for a long time with your legs locked is not good for your knee joints.

>>29822

>I've currently got my keyboard and mouse propped up on piles of books, and my monitor propper up on a bunch of board game boxes

I know that feel, my monitors are currently sitting on some old OPSM2 demo discs, and my speakers are sitting on some industrial foam blocks. I once "made" a laptop stand using an old speaker stand, an empty box, an upside down bathroom trolley drawer, a metal plate, and some books, all blu-tacked together in perfect disharmony.

Never tried a standing desk though, I've got shelves right above my monitor so I couldn't do that without a serious move around. Have you used it for a couple of hours straight yet?

>>29824

Only about an hour so far, I'm really not enjoying it.

>>29823

Honestly, if I was going to buy anything it would just be a chair, although my desk is terrible, it's just not something I can really sort out, its some wood attatched to the walls, I think it's too low, and the tractor stool I have is too low for that because it's mostly broken.

My old chair must have been awful for my back, since the only sitting position was hunched forward.

Both of the armrests fell off and it was tilted back so far, if I leaned back on it I'd fall over.

>>29826

My old chair a shit too, it was an office style chair, but the head rest met where my shoulders are, and after a couple years of use it fucked my ribcage and collarbones up. Ever since then I have to keep clicking the centre of my ribcage back into place all the time, and sometimes when I'm lying down it gets jammed. I've had a much better chair for the last 5 years, but the problem still persists, although it's nowhere near as bad as back then.

How do you pronounce the word "bath"?

>>29828

bah th, for me at least.

>>29828

Bar-th, or barf in less formal settings.

>>29828

I was going to say bath as in path, but then realised people say that differently too.

Barth

>>29828

Baff

Barth sounds a bit inbred

>>29815

I spent 7 years being a hikki. I would also leave the house 3/4 times a year for haircuts (for some reason, I get very angry if my hair is too long/short…). It really fucked me up mentally and I did some shit I'm not proud of.

At the moment, I only leave for a weekend once a month now, which is much better than before.

>>29833

>It really fucked me up mentally and I did some shit I'm not proud of

You and me both. I'm really glad to be out of that state, even if I'm still NEET.

>>29830

>>29831

>Barth

What the fuck you guys

>>29828

Both depending on how I'm feeling

Midlands master race

>>29828

I'm originally from Bath kek.

I say - Barth

Just lost it like a madman lads, don't know what's happening to me.

I was crossing a road when the green man was showing, halfway through crossing, the lights go orange. Now I'm 1m away from the pavement but this courier van at the front of the queue starts aggressively revving his engine and doing a jerky start stop, edging forwards towards me.

I lost it in relative terms to being socially anxious and shouted FUCK OFF at him, to which he just drove off.

Why do people have to be such cunts m8s? He couldn't even wait an extra second for me to get to the pavement. What's even worse is he was in a rush to get to the next set of traffic 50m down the road. What's the point.

I'm supposed to the doctors in a minute for depression and mainly anxiety, but now I'm finally going I don't know what to say.

>>29839

All I can think of is just tell the doctor that you don't know what to say. I'm sure you are not the first person they will have seen for depression and anxiety so they may be able to help ease you into it and possibly give you prompts so you know where to start or what to say.

That is what I would do but I'm an Aspie so being blunt is my solution to everything social.

>>29839

Just tell him why you're there and he will ask all of the questions.

>>29842

Don't think of It like a pirate. This of it like a posh person. I guess a better representation would be bahth.

>>29840

>>29841

The doctors went ok apart from the crying, she offered me a sick note too but I said no because its the most active I've been in years.

Now I'm just waiting for a prescription of fluxo something then I can go home

>>29838

I got really angry at a lollipop lady when I crossed without her permission. She said some shit behind my back so I stopped in the middle of the road, turned around as all the traffic stopped around me, stared her down then continued on to school. Fucking hotpocket lollipop lady fuck.

https://youtu.be/xoJDrbWtma4?t=61

>>29828

Barth with a silent r.

I'm not a filthy northerner.

>>29844

Have you been on it before?

>>29847

no, I've never had anything a antidepressant before

>>29845

>hotpocket

B-But lollipop ladies get paid.

>>29849

In hotpockets

>>29844

fluoxetine probably, it's the non-brand version of prozac, I was on it for three years and came off recently. It saved my life but the side effects are shit, and it doesn't work for everyone, my sister tried it too but it just made it worse for her so she switched to citalopram and now she's fine, so don't be afraid to swap if it's not helping after a few months (as it takes a while to properly kick in)

>>29849

hotpocket?

/newfag/

>>29845

>>29838

*unsheathes wakarazashi*

just got ark survival evolved today lads, excited to try it out.

>>29855

Bought it on launch and played it for almost 3 days straight.

I only stopped because some normies started talking to me on he server I was on and kept talking about going out and drinking and stuff and I got freaked out.

>>29856

you should come on mate, we can communicate solely through text chat and only talk about the game.

>>29856

>>29857

actually, it keeps fucking crashing and I can't work out why

never mind ;_;

>>29858

Is it on the loading screens? Because when I played the first one was insanely long and it stopped responding during them sometimes, but I just had to wait it out.

>>29859

for some reason, my graphics card was locked at 26% fan speed. Went into the software and maxed it out and now it plays fine. I think the card was just overheating and shutting down or something.

this ark game is really fun so far.

>>29862

What server are you on?

>>29863

european official 87 I think

>your character doesn't carry over from one official server to another

JUST

Greggs now serves pizza. Decided to buy it and it was shit.

Would not recommend.

>>29866

I really enjoy greggs pepperoni pizza if it's fresh, the problem is nine times out of ten it's been left out for ages, like most things at greggs.

>>29865

I think there's a way to do it, but it requires a bunch of effort, going to one of the big structures on the map.

>>29866

The slices? They're not bad when they're warm, but slowly go downhill. They use pepperoni with the peppers in though, which fucks shit up a bit.

>>29867

>>29868

Yeah, the slices. They were kind of cold and hard.

It reminded me of primary school pizza.

>>29868

any idea what it involves mate? Would make my life a lot easier. The game is grindy as fuck and I don't want to start over if I get someone to play it with me and they already have a level 60 char on another server.

>>29870

You need to get under one of the big floating obelisks and use a control panel, but they tend to be awkward as shit to get to, as theyre surrounded by water with stone bridges over, and before the bridges theres valleys and cunts put up big gates there, or at least they used to.

>>29871

thanks anon, looks like for some reason you can transfer between unofficial servers, but not official ones? Weird.

>>29872

I thought it was Official to official and unofficial to unofficial, but it has been like a year since I played it properly.

>>29874

>making jokes is bad

>I hope your parents die horrible, painful deaths from brain cancer.

the ironing

>>29843

>bahth

that's a totally different pronunciation, which is posh. Barth is lower class as fuck

>>29876

Saying "as fuck" to emphasize things is pretty lower class as well tbf

>>29877

not really the young middle class swear plenty

talking like an orc from lotr is definitely lower class though

>>29876

"Bahth" is a silly way of putting it really, as there is the same difference between northerners and southerners with "bah" as there is "bath".

When I (a southerner) said I say it like "barth", I don't pronounce the R at all, it just has the same vowel sound you might use if it did have an R. Like this: http://howjsay.com/index.php?word=bath

Whereas northerners would use the same vowel sound as used in words like cat, lad, and trap.

>>29878

I am lower class, and everyone round here says "as fuck" to emphasize things, especially chavs. If anything, it just shows that there's not as much of a distinction between classes as there used to be, and that vocabularies in general are getting smaller.

Anyone ever been clubbing? Post your experiences

I feel so fucking sick lads

this nausea is horrendous

>>29881

>dance in dark, loud room for several hours

>consider talking to random girls but don't

>lose track of spending and waste a bunch of money

>go home and vomit

even if you're not particularly socially anxious it's nothing special. I'd recommend maybe going once or twice just to hammer into your head how much you're not missing out on.

I'm going to try making this tomorrow lads.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/jun/05/black-bean-pork-feijoada-one-pot-stew-recipe-brazil

>the guardian

best looking recipe when I google'd the name of the dish, and I have adblock installed.

>>29883

the whole reason I even mentioned it was to show more anxious people that they're not missing out on anything good. I'm sorry if it sounded like humblebragging or anything.

>>29884

buying all those different meats looks expensive

>>29886

I don't know if I'll follow it to the letter, I might just get two or three meats. Also I get a perverse thrill out of shoplifting food so I might just walk out of the store with £40+ of luxury meat didn't pay for

>>29881

Technically a handful of times with my dad, but I was always behind the decks rather than on the dance floor or at the bar. I never stuck around afterwards, because A: I hate loud noise it's much quieter inside the booth plus wearing headphones, and B: I mostly can't stand other people's taste in music. Also worth mentioning is that there was only 1 time I ever actually had an audience, most times I was playing to a completely empty room.

I've also been to a couple of nightclubs with my dad when there was a live band playing, which is a lot more enjoyable than listening to a DJ, but it is fairly uncomfortable being really close to complete strangers for a couple of hours. It's like being on the underground when it's packed, but actually less awkward because everyone is distracted by the band.

I've never been "clubbing" though, like out with the lads or even by myself. I don't drink or take drugs, I have no friends, and as much as I love dance music, I fucking hate the trash that most people consider "dance" music.

>>29887

legit?

>>29888

Post good dance music

I'm listening to this atm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3oogtGUsBE

>>29888

>a DJ who hates partying, loud noises and people

It's like a Greek tragedy, when you think about it.

>>29889

I wasn't joking, if that's what you mean. I only feel like I've "earned" food when I steal it, or when someone offers to buy me food. I still buy all my essential food, but I don't enjoy it. I imagine the satisfaction I get from stealing it would be the same as some ancient caveman spearing a deer and dragging it back to it's cave. It's one of my favourite pastimes.

>>29890

I'm not operating under the pretense of fighting for moral or ideological reasons, I just really like getting free shit.

>>29893

>Gibs me dat

>>29892

I steal headphones. They break so easily.

>>29894

we're posting on a board where every single person has at some point, or still does, claim welfare. People in glass houses mang.

>>29895

>They break so easily.

Fuck iktf, but how do you steal headphones? They always have security tags on them.

>>29892

>>a DJ who hates partying, loud noises and people

You're not wrong. It's a hobby I got into when I was 13 because my dad had decks and lots of records and I really liked the music, it was never because I ever liked being deafened in dark sweaty rooms alongside hundreds of drunk / drugged up people.

>>29891

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFynXvd90Zw

>>29896

Claiming welfare for being a mental fuckup isn't the same as going to the shop and stealing things, mang. It's literally just chav/nigger behaviour. I'd see your point in the case of someone willfully cheating the system when they know they're fully competent, able, and mentally sound enough to hold down a job, but I don't think that applies to anyone here.

>>29899

well maybe if I had a job I could also afford nice food

>>29901

haha josh did what?

fucking madman that one

UNI UNI UNI

>>29902

I don't know yet, i'll tell you when they get here

>>29903

I'm looking forward to it, it's bound to be some top bants!

>>29897

I put the box in my basket and walk around doing my shopping then just pop them in something else I'm buying

>>29905

whoops while taking them out of the box

Fuck my life, they're playing shitty boosh boosh music and yelling at each other even though they can't be more than 7 inches from each other's faces. Why the fuck did I come to Uni?

>tfw they didn't invite me to join them

>implying I care

>still feels bad

Got a flat viewing tomorrow. Going to accept it if it's not a shit hole. Then I'm going to quite my job and claim bennies.

>>29909

Dont you have to wait if you quit? Isn't it better to get fired? Or are you going for mental health bennies?

I'm going to write my personal statement for my CV tonight. This is happening.

>>29909

You'll be living the dream. I wish I could move out of my mum's house and live alone.

My sister is 2.5 years younger than me and she moved out just over a year ago. She has a daughter and a working fiancé though, so I guess the council like her more than some >tfwnogfever autist who has never worked in his life.

>tfw your siblings and cousins are all younger than you but have far exceeded you in terms of life experiences

>>29910

Yeah, I think you do have to get fired. I'll probably stay at the job considering I do nothing all day anyway. I'm currently lodging but I want my own place ideally.

>>29912

I didnt think I could afford it but I'm on just above minimum wage and doing fine. Don't be worried about money. tax credits m8

>ripped hole in another pair of PJ bottoms.

I really need to stop Manspreading. It's seriously oppressing my clothing.

>>29914

>tax credits

I don't even know what that is, I don't know shit about any "grown up" stuff. Anyway like I said, I've never worked ever, so that's significantly less than minimum wage. I'm also completely dependent on my parents for everything, so I would probably die on the first day alone.

>some fucking level 80 t rex attacks my base just as I'm about to log off

oh for fuck's sake.

>>29913

iktf, my cousins all went to / are in uni. One is in Cambridge or Oxford, can't remember.

At least they don't know a thing about me, last time I saw them they kept their distance.

I don't feel like I have a family, probably because I'm a bastard, working class and never saw them.

>>29916

I do that often because I squat everywhere, even in my chair.

>that ending

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwTNS0nioFg

>>29921

Are they supposed to eat that mess?

>>29921

that made me angry

>>29922

Yep. And all those mouth-germ covered spoons are going to be dragging across the same table as everyone else.

I hate it so much.

It looks like one of those trays that babies eat off.

>>29925

I hate the artistic ritual bullshit more than anything else.

Finally got around to writing a new personal statement and updating my CV a bit, rewrote some bits, like about the job I do now to include more bullshit like "interpersonal skills" and "analytical thinking"

Surprisingly only took me like 40 minutes, guess I should start applying for jobs or something now.

>>29911

>>29927

Well done man, CVs aren't easy to write.

I could never write one myself because I can't lie, speak bullshit, or describe myself in any kind of positive light. I've also heard so many contradictory things about what a CV is supposed to include or even look like that I just gave up with it altogether.

It also doesn't help that I've only done one week of "work experience" in my life during school 9 years ago, and nothing ever since. My current "CV" is practically a blank piece of paper.

>>29927

I should probably do mine considering I'm working for free anyway

>>29921

What a modern and progressive restaurant. Smashing oppressive and unattainable hetero-normative food standards, one chocolate bulb at a time.

>tfw headache

>>29932

Just pull your socks up mate

>>29931

cheers big dave

>spend an hours making a delicious stew

>realise I'm too sick to actually eat it

just

Decided I'm never ever going to watch porn again.

>>29937

it tastes better the day after

>>29937

Just keep cooking it forever.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perpetual_stew

>>29936

Just finished this myself, it's very intense, I was able to do the reps/times he recommended, but only barely. I expect mad DOMS tomorrow.

>>29936

I think I would die if I tried to do any of that. I'm doing similar but babby-fied versions of some of that stuff, but I can't even do the recommended amount of those yet.

I'm no longer stuck on just doing 2 or 3 knee push ups and then collapsing any more though. I managed to do 4, 6, 4, 4, then 12 yesterday, and I'm not noticeably aching at all today unlike before where I was immobilised and in utter agony for a week.

>>29940

that's brilliant.

>>29942

Glad to hear it, all progress is good progress. You'll be surprised how fast you improve; beginner gains always come the fastest and most noticeably, because your body is being forced to adapt to something it's never experienced before. It's not unheard of for people to put on more muscle in their first 3 months of lifting than in the other 9, simply because of the sudden shock the nervous system is subjected to. I think you could be doing everything in that video within 1-2 months, provided you're consistent and eat right.

the stew is bloody amazing lads. Chorizo, pork ribs and pork belly in a tomato based stock with mushroom, onion and chilli. It's so fucking salty and smoky and spicy. ;_;

>>29945

Sounds nice.

>>29945

I might give it a go sometime

>>29944

Thanks man. I wouldn't have believed you a month ago, but considering I've pretty much quadrupled the amount of push ups I can do within about 2 weeks it now seems a lot more believable.

>>29947

I went kind of rogue from the original recipe if I'm honest because I made it tomato based rather than ham stock, but I'm sure you could do it either way and still find it delicious.

>>29949

I'll cheap it up a little but cooking something new is always fun

>>29950

make sure you get smoked paprika and at least one fatty cut of beef, also use lots of salt.

Doing a Skyrim playthrough with Requiem and Frostfall mods on. Autism mode enabled.

>>29952

Those are essential mods.

>>29953

I've been a filthy casual up until this point then. I've really doubled down on the mods lately, and it's made me realize how shit the vanilla game is. Bethesda are lazy fucks. I want so badly to be hyped for the next TES game, but I've been let down so many times now that I just can't be bothered.

what's a fun game I can use to push my new r9 930 to the limit?

>>29881

It's only good if it's playing music you like, and you actually enjoy being around people enjoying themselves.

If you don't like people or the music, you're gonna have a bad time.

I'm into metal, so anywhere that plays metal will have people I can have fun with. I still only go with people I know, or to gigs by bands I like.

Also, drinks in clubs are expensive as fuck unless you're in a student venue that does cheap booze, or Up North where everything is cheap because there's no money around.

>>29896

Not by fucking choice. Working beats the hell out of wasting my time at the jobcentre. Even the two-weekly visits were worse than working full-time hours shoving a trolley around tesco.

Hell, even hawking scarves on the streets was better.

>>30000

I can't believe it's been 30000 posts.

Anyone ever bought one of those alarm clocks that wakes you up with light?

>>30006

Is that really necessary? I can't speak for you, but I know that the most sophisticated alarm clock in the world wouldn't make me get up if I didn't have the will to get up in the first place.

>>30005

I told you, it'll be >>100000 in no time.

>>30006

No but I've been thinking of getting one. I've been having a lot of trouble getting out of bed before noon recently, and by the time I've had my breakfast the sun's already setting.

>>29956

>>30001

So anyone find the thread where they spammed the 50-odd posts to the GET

>>30010

I had a brief look, I couldn't find it.

>>30008

The light stops you feeling so tired when you wake up.

>>30009

Same, they are kind of expensive though.

>>30011

Every get ever.

>>30011

>>30010

>>30012

I assume they just post them then delete them, as anytime you try and alter the URL to on of them, it 404's

>>30013

Let's see >>29970

>>30012

You are making a semi-conscious decision either to "just rest for a few minutes" or go straight back to sleep when your alarm goes off. Just get up as soon as it goes off and you'll feel fine within a few minutes. It's in your head, you don't need a special alarm.

>>30015

Bit more than a few minutes.

>>30019

Yeah, that's what I mean. I do it myself. Eventually I just realized that I need to get out of bed and stay out when I go to stop my alarm; all it takes is the will to say to yourself "I'm getting up now" when it goes off, and after a minute or two you don't even feel tired anymore. Then you can acknowledge that you're pleased with yourself for doing it and realize that having a little extra sleep is overrated anyway.

I think my headaches are a result of caffeine .

Gunna go for a haircut in the morning, it's a friday so the woman who cut my hair last time should be there, it's been a month but my hair hasnt grown that much, but it's too long on the top now and needs to be cut back. Im quite happy with the length on the sides though.

>>30023

Sounds nice mate good luck. Recently had my hair cut after putting it off for a few months, feels good.

>>30022

I used to get those too, only have one coffee a day now.

Well I'm not going back to the work experience. I got the piss took out of me buy a few chavy cunts yesterday and it's been playing on my mind since.

I was thinking of just ignoring them but why the fuck should I?

>>30025

You should probably go back.

Been out of bed 40 minutes, still feel like death.

>>30025

I was bullied enough in school, I'm not going through it again for when I don't have too.

>>30026

>>30028

>>30028

Were they working there? The consequences for being a bully in the adult world can be a lot more severe than when they were children, you just have to report them. Submitting to bullies only gives them more power in future.

Don't let anything that random strangers say get you down either, and especially don't hold yourself back because of it. Other people's opinions generally mean jack shit, even more so if they're chav scum.

Your existence and right to live in this world > some chav cunts opinions.

>>30030

they do work there and I'm planning on it

>>30031

Get them done m89. Embelish a bit for good measure ;)

Anyone use f.lux?

>>30033

I do, and on Linux I use Redshift.

Is there any primary school dinner worse than the pizza they used to serve?

The only thing I can think of that comes close was the garlic bread.

>>30035

We didn't have dinners at first or middle school, it was packed lunch only.

In my high school there was a canteen and a burger van, but I never bought anything from either and continued bringing in sandwiches that my mum made.

>>30035

I used to love primary school dinners

>>30035

We only had packed lunch.

>>30038

>>30036

What happened to kids who's parents didn't give a shit and didn't get any lunch?

>>30039

I don't remember there being any kids without lunch, except the muslims during ramadan. They probably just stole some chocolate bars and a bottle of coke from the shop on the way to school.

>>30039

I think their parents paid the school to give them a packed lunch.

>>30035

The garlic bread was the only good thing they served at my school. The sausage/bacon buns were ok, but you had a 50/50 chance of the bun being rock hard.

>>30043

Similar scenario here, his name was Bodrull or something but everyone called him Bogroll.

>>30035

our 'beef' dinners used to be cold circular thin slices of beef with a bit of watery gravy and some rock hard potato, that was the worst.

Anyone been cooking recently? Been making this a lot when I need something quick.

http://theitaliandishblog.com/imported-20090913150324/2011/5/31/cacio-e-pepe-pasta-with-cheese-and-pepper.html

http://christiannews.net/2015/12/03/children-seized-from-parents-on-charges-of-christian-indoctrination-in-norway/

>>30047

>The complaint further says that although the girls are distinguished by good results at school and that she does not believe them to be physically abused at home, she believes that the parents need ‘help’ and guidance from the Barnevernet into raising their children.

I hate the government so fucking much.

Who else /finishedwithbritpolandbritishpoliticsingeneralaftertheoldhamresult/ here?

>>30051

I've really not been involved since UKIP lost the GE honestly

>>30051

It's a Labour stronghold, what did you expect?

just ordered a seafood pizza lads.

>>30054

m a d m a n

what kind of seafood

>>30055

anchovie, tuna and prawn. extra prawn.

>>30056

>he doesn't like the white man's meat

>>30058

It's gookmeat.

>>30060

>Britain is an island nation

>cockles and fucking mussels

>gookmeat

reaching hard as fuck my man, fish is the master race food and I honestly feel sorry for the utter plebs that cannot enjoy it

everytime I play ARK I just think about how much better it would be to play with other people.

>>30064

I'm sure I could help, but I'm at my dad's house and on my tablet right now, so it's difficult. If I get a spare moment on my laptop then I'll see if I can find a clean rom for you.

>>30065

thanks buddy. As it happens, I found a solution on reddit and it appears to be working ok so far. Time will tell though I guess.

>>30067

Am I only one here who doesn't hate women?

>>30068

Probably

>>30067

I always found this pasta ironic given it's chiefly posted by depressed NEETs who just sit around on the chans all day waiting for sleep to come.

>>30068

I don't hate women, but I believe there are a lot of things that men are generally better at than women.

>>30070

And how many of those NEETs were raised by single mothers? :v)

ITS SO WINDY

The wind keeps pushing my windows open and now my curtains are flapping all over the place.

>>30071

>I believe there are a lot of things that men are generally better at than women.

Absolutely. But hating them because they're different is daft.

>>30071

I just think that robot's hatred of women comes from projecting their own indaquecies onto women. Most things I used to criticise women for are infact my own flaws

>not enterprising

>lazy

>no work ethic

>>30075

Most of the hatred I've seen actually comes from the more normie anons, who have been in relationships where their ex-girlfriend(s) JUST fucked their shit up.

Then there's always those "just LOL at robots that think not all women are whores" anons that make multiple not-so-subtle MGTOW recruitment threads everyday.

>>30076

as a nationalist I just can't support mgtow or misogynist sentiment at all. the irony is I'd be considered a massive misogynist by society because I don't believe in women's suffrage, but I actually quite like women as a whole. i just think they've been shoved into an awful situation where they have to compete with men for everything, which really brings out the worst in them.

>>30074

Kek took me a minute to get that

>>30072

It's really windy here too, I don't think I'll be sleeping well tonight.

>lie down for 1 moment

>cat lies on my back as if I'm some sort of bed

cunt

>>30078

I don't know much about the union of fascists, but it's not like I disagree with every nationalist group on everything. Woman's liberation has shown to be bad for the birth rates of local populations, so pragmatically speaking it shouldn't be allowed.

>>>/jcnd/64

>S-s-so did anyone make a character yet?

Posting his question over here because I doubt anyone besides himself and I will see it over there.

I hate Russel Brand so much. He makes me so angry I can barely breathe.

>>30083

I wanted to, but I forgot the name of the board.

>watch V for Vendetta for the first time

>government uses racism and nationalism to control people

O U T D A T E D

https://en-maktoob.news.yahoo.com/japans-newest-largest-mosque-opens-doors-105611826.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1tKrVVg8hg

All Muslims need to be exterminated.

JUST FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY INBRED CUNTS

>Slept 12 hours

>Still feel like I have no energy

>>30085

You can favourite boards by clicking the star next to the board title, then a link to it will appear on the top bar.

How do I attract birds to my birdbox lads?

>>30090

Nothing in life prepared me for this question.

>>30090

Put your nuts on display and make sure they're accessible.

>>30090

Scatter your seed on the outside.

Why the fuck is it this windy?

>>30092

>>30091

>>30093

I bought a bird box because I spend my weekends alone and want to look at some animals. I miss my dog and there aren't any pet shops where I can go and look at things.

I think it's too windy for the birds to come out to be honest.

>>30096

Get a frog.

>>30095

This is strange, I'm so used to seeing him sit in the dark. I didn't know he streamed this early.

>>30095

Are you jojofulth89?

>>30095

I hate his lexicon so much.

GONE

>>30099

Nope. I think that's someone he actually knows.

>>30090

How long have you had the birdbox? it takes a while for them to realise there is food available, once they figure out it's there though you should see a lot of birds at it this time of year, various finches, tits and robins.

Far Cry Primal looks so fucking shit it's unbelievable, only reason I watched any gameplay is because the trailer was cool.

Owl-AC130 inbound.

>>30102

I only put it up today, but thanks, I guess I'll leave it. I'll keep everyone UP TO DATE of any goings on though

>>30104

Yeah, give them a week or two to find out that there is food available. What kind of stuff are you leaving out for them?

I'd love to be kept up to date on it when I was a child we had a bird feeder in the garden and I used to love watching them all. Then we moved house and got cats, out in the countryside before we got cats all the birds had to worry about was a Stoat.

Hope everyone's doing well today lads. I bought another one of those shitty early access survival games, rust, a couple of years back. Just watched a video and it's actually improved massively so I think I'll check it out again.

Work today wasn't too bad, I actually had shit to do that wasn't awkward as hell, so the day went pretty fast. 4 days off now, need to go Christmas shopping at some point.

>>30109

sounds good m8 now hit 60

>>30110

Hit 60?

>recently began doing regular exercise

>appetite doubles

>go to my dad's house

>barely any food

>half of what he does have went off months ago

Just had some tiny slices of the remaining miniature french bread with jam. I'm so hungry.

Decided im going to try this nofap shit.

I didn't wank last night because I had some terrible indigestion, so I figured i'd do the same tonight as well.

>>30111

thought you were someone else sorry ;_;

>>30114

Nice, let us know how it goes.

>>30115

O-oh. Okay. I assume you meant WoW?

I dunno what I'm gunna do tomorrow, part of me wants to pick up skyrim again, but I got burnt out of fallout 4 and feel like it might feel the same.

I might just watch all this season of southpark and try and come up with a theory.

>>30116

Well, it's far too late to wank tonight. So I guess it will be 2 days.

It seems to be easy if you avoid porn.

>>30117

Just started playing Fallout 4 again and I'm enjoying it a lot more with a bunch of mods.

I've also fallen in love with Curie.

>>30119

Im gunna wait until the modding tools are out, and have been for a little while before installing anything, what's there now just seems to be some basic fixes, like the dialogue change, some textures and optimizations. Nothing too exciting.

>>30118

>if you avoid porn

Yeah, that's the hardest part for me, especially while browsing imageboards.

As the days go by, relatively innocent images become increasingly lewd, to the point where I end up hiding images of anything even remotely female. Wearing day clothes helps too, if I stay in my PJs or wear anything where my dick is loose and easily accessible, I never last the day.

>>30121

I have a designated fap day every 3 days, but I sometimes forget and go 5 days without realising.

I still wank like 4-5 times a day

Actually woke up early today, half 8.

I'm so bored though.

>>30125

Because while I understand the technical aspects I'm terrible at content creation and just don't understand how I'd get people to the website.

>>30126

find a niche

>>30127

Even if you do it's still needle@haystack.com

>>30127

I hate everything too much, I've tried various things in the past but I always find it too boring to justify the shitty amount of money.

>>30128

Yeah, it isn't instant money and it is difficult, but once sites are set up, you don't have to do a thing, and the older they are the better they get ranked.

>>30129

The main site I have used to bring in about £1 a month, now its up to just over 10 a few months later, and I haven't changed a thing. Its all about setting the sites up and leaving them to mature. I've never earned less than my previous month.

My goal is to get to £10 a day.

>>30130

So you don't update it at all? How the hell does that work?

>>30132

I wrote the content earlier this year and people are still searching for it.

>>30133

I understand that, but anytime I've seen someone write about monetized websites, they've always said that you should constantly update it, with new stuff on the website weekly, if not daily.

I'm guessing you have a good enough niche where people are going to want to go there multiple times for the same information, or use your site as a reference for something?

>>30134

yeah, I was sort of lucky with my niche because it's a reference for a hobby that definitely needs referencing. To tell the truth I do update it maybe once a week with a simple blog to keep the site active, but that is just me rewriting wikipedia articles and takes less than 5 minutes.

>>30135

Is it Warhammer? Sounds like Warhammer.

>>30125

>Why don't you guys run any monetised websites?

Because I can't into web dev, SEO, or money, I don't have anything to say that hasn't already been said, I have no confidence in my ability to write, I'm shitscared of making anything and putting it out in the world for all to see, and I think monetised blogs are cancer.

>>30137

I am all of these things too. I can't code and I don't know anything advanced about SEO, I'm definitely not original and I am a shit writer, and I hate how monetised the internet has become.

I try to offset this by learning the things I don't know and providing useful content. As for monetising, I don't like it, but it's free money and I am getting it so I don't care.

>>30136

It's not, I don't know nearly enough about Warhammer to make a site and I feel it's too indepth for me. It's not dissimilar though.

>>30123

>I still wank like 4-5 times a day

assuming you sleep around 10 hours, you're wanking around once every 3 hours, constantly

>>30138

>I don't like it, but…

I guess that's where we differ. Principles like "if I think something is cancer, I will not do said cancer myself" get firmly stuck in my head, and I end up living by them for years or perhaps forever. Particularly if living by said principles involves less effort than what it would take to break it.

I can't even comprehend a mindset that says "this is okay because I'm making money". In fact I would gladly pay all of the money I earned from it towards preventing another monetised blog from existing, which is essentially what I'm already doing.

I'd make a terrible jew.

We're getting a real Christmas tree this year, instead of a plastic one. I'm actually somewhat excited because people always go on about how good they smell, I hope it helps me feel Christmasy, it's hard to get in the festive spirit when working in a supermarket.

>>30142

Just be ready to sweep up a lot of pine needles if you let the tree dry out.

hey lads, if anyone has some nice peep show reaction images could you post them? Cheers. Also, does anyone know if it's on Netflix? I want to watch it with my mum

>>30144

It's not on netflix, but I'm pretty sure it's all on the 4 On Demand website, which means you'll have to watch it with ads.

Sadly, I don't have any reaction images.

>>30146

excellent, thank you.

>>30145

yeah, just watching it now to make my studying a bit boring. Have to drag myself into college while ill for a big test tomorrow. Gonna be proper shit.

>>30148

cracking stuff.

>flood detected

>tfw Hitler had a girlfriend and you don't

>>30154

Why wouldn't he? He was a charismatic and popular guy

>>30154

He had the charisma to persuade a nation to join his crusade.

I'm sure he had no trouble pulling a munter.

>>30157

Proper club slut.

>>30158

what you gonna spend it on m8?

>>30160

Not sure.

Probably a Christmas present for my Dad.

Are potatoes with eyes okay to eat if I peel the eyes off?

>>30164

>eyes

w-what

God-tier core exercise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SNYAae5flM

>>30165

Never mind. I've already ate them.

>>30164

no, it by the time the eyes appear on the surface the potato is already highly toxic

>>30168

You can't scare me. Already looked up what a safe potato looks like.

>Reading Muslim posting on the internet, claims to not be an extremist, is offended by this accusation.

>Says that he believes in writings that say people who leave the faith should be killed, and that the person he is arguing with isn't a true muslim for not believing it.

I'm fucking done. I hate religion so much.

>>30171

kek, this is why you just can't trust muslims. a lot of them seriously do have extremist views and are willingly deceitful or don't even realise it.

>>30172

this is tumblr's version of british

>>30171

>point out a shit thing about islam

>I hate religion

don't be a cuck, "religion" isn't the problem here, it's one particular religion.

>>30175

All religions cause problems and have done for years, before all the muslim problems we have going on now, we had Christian problems over in Ireland.

Anyone who believes in an invisible man in the sky is crazy, doesn't matter if they arent causing problems atm.

>>30176

>invisible man in the sky

Strawman

>everyone who disagrees with me is mentally ill

I'm not even religious, but you're a reddit-tier faggot.

>>30176

Are you that guy who went to some festival a few months ago?

>>30176

>All religions cause problems

Christianity causes no problems in Britain. Nor does any religion for that matter, other than Islam.

>>30178

No, I just think religion is bullshit.

>>30177

Well mentally ill is an exaggeration, but they're idiots, gullible or brainwashed.

>>30180

One more word out of you, and I'm opening up my fedora folder.

>>30181

I'm not some sort of "debate me" shout at Christian atheist, and I'm fine with people practising whatever they want and I'll treat them the same as anyone else (even if I think they're idiots) and honestly, unless someone else brings it up, I never talk about religion. I just wanted to rant about some fucking extremist muslims because one pissed me off.

>>30182

>I just wanted to rant about some fucking extremist muslims because one pissed me off.

his point was you decided to take an example of shitty muslims (aka all muslims) to say you hate religion. And hating religion is fine but lets not pretend islam is on par with the rest of them.

>>30183

actually, I'm not sure if that was his point, but it's my point anyway