No.24555
>Be me, British
>Be a few years in the future
>No longer allowed to learn self defense as it's considered too dangerous
>Can only stop home invaders whilst wearing soft woolly gloves and gently pushing them away
>Die because someone breaks in with a butter knife and kills me
>Police, who are no longer equipped with any weapons or handcuffs, ban butter knives because one person was killed by a butter knife
>mfw people can't spread butter on their crumpets anymore
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No.24646
Why would you still be in Britain in a few years time?
I think you're just asking for it lol
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No.24765
>>24555
Another day in the "loving" hands of the nanny state.
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No.25322
>>24646
If Britain continues on this path, I certainly won't be in Britain for much longer.
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