>Be me, British
>Be a few years in the future
>No longer allowed to learn self defense as it's considered too dangerous
>Can only stop home invaders whilst wearing soft woolly gloves and gently pushing them away
>Die because someone breaks in with a butter knife and kills me
>Police, who are no longer equipped with any weapons or handcuffs, ban butter knives because one person was killed by a butter knife
>mfw people can't spread butter on their crumpets anymore
