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The m8 abides edition
Hows it going guys?
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No.11012
>>11010
I think one of the ones I read was this guy wanted to fuck this girl but shed only do it in furry costumes or something. Just search cgl horror stories on google and you should find some.
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No.11013
>>11011
East coast here, dorset is nice I've heard though.
Lets flaunt our beach privilege.
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No.11014
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No.11015
>>11013
I don't ever go to the beach though.
I saw it recently but before that I haven't gone down there in years.
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No.11016
>>11010
There's actually a story about a rolling in shit on cgl right now. There's loads of horror story's, stuff, when I was about 17, I went to a con. Before getting really poorly, thought it'd be a good way to meet new people. So I joined a forum, found people in my area going I speak to them for a few months online, spilt the cost a room with them. Ad I worked at Mcdonalds (I know) didn't have much cash. Here's how it went down.
>It was self catering, bought food from morrisons
>my vegetarian shit was all eaten on me the first night
>too shy to say anything
>stick with these people I came with
>They're loud and squeal at anything "kawaii"
>I just wanted to wear lolita and meet more people
>There's a rave I have some kind of seizure/faint
>friends/acquaintances leave me with a stranger outside to get air as they continue to party
>pass out, when I come to he had his hand down my pants whilst he's wanking himself off.
>Next day the couple I'm with break up,
>She pushes her boyfriend down the stairs,
>then takes her shoes off, and throws them at his head
>All because he's ran out of money.
>I've had enough, go back to the room
>someone has been into my drawer,
>stolen £250 and the katamari figurine I got.
Called my dad he drove all the way to come get me. Couldn't spend another day there.
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No.11017
>>11014
Oh god, this reminds me, I live with a member of the university's anime society, I was explaining who I live with to a guy on my course the other day, he knew her by name, and said that the first time he met her (first year) she claimed to be a PHD student, at this point she was 20.
She also cosplays. Is there just something about these people that makes them compulsive liars?
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No.11018
>>11005
>too pathetic to have normal friends
>too self aware for retarded autist friends
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No.11019
>>11017
People with mental illnesses are just attracted to these things tbh
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No.11020
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No.11021
>>11017
>Is there just something about these people that makes them compulsive liars?
Their hobby is dressing up and pretending to be fictional characters in public. You'll be hard-pressed to find a sane person among them.
>>11018
That pretty much sums me up too.
At school I didn't fit in with the lads who played football all day, but at the same time I couldn't stand the unbearable autists who would sperg out in that awful voice-broke-yesterday voice every second of the day over yugioh cards or some shit.
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No.11022
>>11020
>this is what real yandere girls are like
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No.11023
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No.11024
>>11023
Oh god. I remember them posting that. Horrific.
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No.11025
>>11021
>in primary school
>most of the boys play football every day, the rest being the pokemon or chess autists
>friends with two twins.
>together we decide we don't like either
>create our own group with a few other middle-grounders
>we come up with awesome fun games, over time we have a collection of them
>occasionally some of the footy normies or autists would join us because our games were so popular
>we let them play but if they tried to change anything to suit them we kicked them the fuck out
>recruited the class tard to physically get rid of them if they refused, knowing he wouldn't get in trouble because "special"
>Kings of the playground
Felt good man.
>tfw you will never go back to being that primary school alpha
>tfw it's been completely downhill ever since
Feels bad man
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No.11026
>>11023
>race mixing normie got what she deserved
nothing wrong here
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No.11027
>>11026
Everyone in that story was a degenerate weirdo
>anime
not even once
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No.11028
>>11027
>*anime in public
The "hide your powerlevel" thing was never a joke, it's genuine advice to avoid getting murdered by some anime club landwhale.
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No.11029
>>11028
It goes the other way too.
I saw this girl dressed in some anime maid costume on the bus and opposite her this fat neckbeard was staring at her thighs, breathing heavily.
I might have felt sorry for her if I were stupid enough to think she wasn't asking for it.
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No.11030
>>11029
yeah but not from that guy
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No.11031
>>11030
The fat sweaty otaku lusting after cosplayers has been a stereotype for years, that's almost the only type of person those outfits would attract in public.
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No.11032
>>11031
no, one day a super-hot, rich guy, who is also into anime will see her and whisk her away, it will totally happen. one day
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No.11033
Morning lads
>bought a smartphone today
>no friends
it's like i like throwing money away
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No.11034
>watching some shitty videos some guys I used to play with online made in 2010
>I recognise some of the names in the comments
>one guy commented 'I miss you all :(' 4 years ago.
>no comments since
i didn't ask for these feels
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No.11035
>>11033
I'll probably be in the same situation soon too, my old phone has stopped detecting my SIM card.
I need to get a new one just so my dad can contact me once every couple of weeks.
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No.11036
Waitrose girl looked at me today
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No.11037
>>11036
have you actually talked to her yet?
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No.11038
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No.11039
>>11038
Did you take a picture yet?
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No.11040
>>11039
>implying she exists
>implying anon isn't writing out his personal fantasy in realtime
>in which he meets "the one" at waitrose
>after weeks of idolising her from afar, she starts talking to him and they immediately hit it off
>they eventually get married and have children and live happily ever after
>hfw she will never be real
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No.11041
>>11040
>by pure fortune, waitrose girl gets on the same train as anon one day
>a drunk starts harrassing her
>anon plucks up the courage to push the drunk away
>after a police report, waitrose girl asks for his address
>anon gives it, not expecting anything
>a few days later he recieves some cups in the mail
>after being pushed by us on britfeel, Anon nervously calls waitrose girl and organises a date
>we help him suit up and act properly and they lvie hapily ever after
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No.11042
>>11041
>recieves some cups
what
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No.11043
>>11041
that is a nice post. I have actually seen her outside of waitrose getting out her car once. She was at the checkout today but I was too beta to use that till.
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No.11044
>>11041
>they live happily ever after
>until she gets caught up with a whole new bunch of friends she likes even more
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No.11045
>>11041
>a few days later he recieves some cups in the mail
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No.11046
what you boys having for dinner
I had potato wedges with cheese and hot sauce in wraps.
Sounds bizzare but it was just a makeshift thing I put together and it was actually tasty
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No.11047
>>11046
That sounds pretty good to me. My mum's doing salmon with boiled potatoes I think.
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No.11048
>>11005
quality not quantity.
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No.11049
>>11043
You can do it mate. Just go to her till and tell us about it.
>>11042
>>11045
>not sending a 2set of hermes teacups to your saviour
If she doesn't do that she isn't worthy
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No.11050
>66 UIDs
I know this thread's been up for a while but that's pretty surprising
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No.11051
speaking of which, can someone make a new thread?
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No.11052
>>11050
10 are probably me switching network non stop because of shitty tethering phone reception kek
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No.11053
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No.11054
>>11046
ordering chinese fam
>>11050
speaking of which we could really use a new thread
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No.11055
I can't connect to any chan sites without using a VPN.
On Chrome I get ERR_EMPTY_RESPONSE and on Opera it just says I can't connect.
If it were my ISP it usually says they blocked it for whatever reason.
Anyone know what's up?
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No.11056
>>11055
>ERR_EMPTY_RESPONSE
I had this issue all day yesterday, it seems to have corrected itself today though.
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No.11057
>salt and chilli chips
>egg fried rice
>honey chilli chicken
>bbq spare ribs
>mushrooms in oyster sauce
ur a big meal
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No.11058
Evening lads, how we doing?
>>11057
For you
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No.11059
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD I MADE THIS ONE
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No.11060
>>11058
I'm alright thanks. There's an asian woman downstairs who my mum is doing a hair extension consultation for though, so I'll be up here until she's gone.
>>11059
There's no rush, we're still 78 posts away from the post limit.
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No.11064
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