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Family Espionage Inventions:

Cigarette Filter: Addition to cigarette industrial warehouse machines, to line and stick pressure filter, through bed of nails concept; Torquemada.

Benito Mussolini: Spray of cannabis with car cleaner, dust cleaner, table top cleaner, or bug killer.

Hot Rod Tournament: Application of "hot wrench", "lugnut", to close engine aircraft; the jet fighter.

Alcoholics Anonymous: Placement of General Eisenhower in a bunker on Christmas, unavailable per alcohol or contact outside the bunker.

D-Company: Mentally autistic placed as Sikh, through collective history of Richard Nixon; now national standard of India, credited to Mother Theresa; Canonized Saint, due to murder by Catholic Vatican.

Gypsy Actor: Romalian actor, converting another actor to Judaism, by purging out alcohol toxins, and taking anti-depressants; then claiming support circle, "Chris Moltisanti".

Facts of Life: Mossad as reliant on "The Facts of Life", per business schemes; to earn a lobster as paycheque.

Hard Candy: Tupperware container as containing bag of marijuana; standard or stale marijuana, sold as "headies"; "top shelf".

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