/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>63479

Speedy thread creation. Good quality too. What a good NEET you are.

>>63482

I could feel your prods, they guided my hand and feels.

benis

>>63479

SYDNEY

I feel the power of the council

BIG BLACK ABORIGINAL PENIS

>>63498

OHH fuck, that prod hit me in the diaphragm

>>63497

Left handed backhand, like a tennis pro

>>63500

uhh

>>63501

Pleasant dreams tantric NEET, see you in the morning.

>>63502

It's like climbing a rope with your hands behind your back while doing the splits.

>>63504

ok

>>63501

Me too me thinks. Good night

DOWNIE BUS RAPE

>>63507

HORRENDOUS

>>63506

Good night.

>>63506

Sleep tight.

Cheesecake here, I just read some of the posts in the last thread, yes, that was the girl I met. I wouldn't exactly call it a gf yet but we have plans to meet again, she is really nice in person, and honestly made me happy for the first time in years.

>>63507

hot

>>63511

Suprising you already told her about the thread, how did she take it

Before I go to sleep I'm going to fish-out a pair of track-pants and thick socks so I don't wake up real early so cold and tired that I cbf getting up to find a pair but also too cold to go back to sleep.

>>63511

really?

I have doubts.. she is sort of a celebrity of sorts.

>>63511

I'll have to open that thread again tomorrow and check out that vid, she looked alright in the thumbnail.

>>63513

She doesn't know about here and I'd rather keep it that way.

But, as I said I wouldn't call it a gf, but maybe it has the potential to be, I don't know. She doesn't know exactly how she feels because since she is 16 and we all know what teenagers are like, especially girls. She goes back to school tomorrow so I won't be able to see her for a while in person, and I am looking forward to it again.

>>63515

I know about all that, I don't think she likes being a celebrity, but she isn't that famous really.

>>63518

Furie is shit at art tbh, much prefer later pepes

>>63519

But she posted here

>>63520

That is a recent one.

>>63519

>She doesn't know exactly how she feels because since she is 16

>16

Hol up

>>63519

> she is 16

…umm.

>>63522

Either way the shit that came by other artists than furie is much better that said even furie's early work is of higher quality than what ever the fuck that is

I can't tell if this is a ruse or not

>>63524

Yum*

>>63527

That doesn't make it not weird, Hans

>>63523

>>63524

It's all good, let him have it.

>>63521

When? I don't even think she has heard of 8chan.

>>63523

>>63524

Yeah, I know. But as I said it isn't a gf and we haven't known each other in real life for anything like that. We did hug though, that was fun.

>>63526

I don't believe it is cheesy.

It might be but I have doubts that he went from sort of saying he wanted to kill himself to almost getting a pseudo chan celeb gf.

>>63529

yeah but it makes it legal, nothing else really matters

>>63531

Good night

>>63530

Oh personally I don't really have an issue with post puberty shit it's just more of a legal thing

>>63531

Good night.

>>63533

I hope it is, I genuinely hope Cheesey makes it

#weareallcheesy

>>63532

see

>>63091

Cheesey while you are here could you delete those two dud threads on the catalog?

>>63539

Sorry for making one of them I was too slow

>>63538

That isn't the chick he meant, that was a different NEETs gf ages ago and she isn't 16

>>63538

Is that the same girl?

>>63538

That isn't the same girl. That one was 20 or something and was trying to get dsp. I know because I was there when that post was made.

>>63540

Who is anthony birch?

>>63539

They are gone now

>>63541

>>63542

>>63543

:^)

>>63545

Thank you.

>>63545

.. it is cheesy.

Good on you man, she's hot.. I mean for a 16 year old.. who I wouldn't look at like that and .. um. she is quite pretty for a lass her age and will blossom into a fine young woman.

>>63544

Game developer who married someone with the same name as his sister, she cucked him, forced him to turn gay, legally stole his Wii U and more

>>63533

I can assure you it is me. I wouldn't lie about any of this, because that would just be stupid. I met her on discord and we eventually found out that we lived near each other and decided why not?

>>63549

At least I'm not that guy.

>>63550

Well look good for you, hopefully you don't blow it

>>63548

She is nice-looking but obviously has some very serious mental issues.

>>63553

Well that's perfect for us then

>>63550

I didn't think it was you lying rather someone else saying it.

But really good on you man, the age thing is a bit weird from my angle but hey, it is legal and whatnot and you're not that much older.

Keen to hear the progress as it unfolds.

Congrats on a huge step.

>>63548

She is even cuter in person, videos don't do her justice really.

>>63552

Thanks m7, I'll keep everyone here updated, but it might be 10 weeks before I can meet her again, might be earlier but she is really busy with schoolwork, she does a lot of ATAR courses.

>>63556

Fair enough, maybe you can help her

>>63556

Be sure to tune in your telekinesis to the council when the first kiss happens. We are not only rooting for you but hopefully rooting with you.

>>63558

Did the council feel it 15 years ago when I was violated

>>63550

I'm happy for you, even if I'm a bit jealous. It's always the anglos making the germans jealous

>>63559

Do you want to talk about it?

>>63561

What do you want to talk about

>>63559

But yes, we are one in our triumphs but also in our struggles. >tfwdepressed affects us all.

>>63563

Well today we celebrate for nobody knows what tommorow will bring

>>63564

Let the mead flow and the dames be easy.

>>63565

and the gfs be cheesy

>>63562

What do you want to talk about?

>>63566

quality post

>>63567

Dunno, how's life been recently

>>63555

>>63557

>>63560

Thankyou, it means a lot because this place has basically been my home for the past three years its great to see such support, but then again I guess we always support eachother.

>>63558

I'm not promising anything really, I don't want to force things with her, because as I said she doesn't know what she feels.

>>63565

We're going to make it, even if we must crawl through nuclear fires

>>63569

Exhausting.

Yourself?

>>63570

Fair enough, though that said Cheesy if you ever get married I fucking promise you I will drive all the fucking way over to Adelaide and make sure I am there, I also have a wedding present in mind

>>63570

Just judging by that video it seems like she could really use a friend and you seem like a good bloke to be that friend. Good on you mate

>>63570

> I don't want to force things

That's the right attitude imo but also on that I hope you dont spiral down if she ends up with some schoolyard chad.. she is 16.

>>63572

Not too bad, a bit hungry, I think things are slowly picking up for me

Time to settle into watching the f1 before heading off to sleepy land

see you next time, neetos

>>63575

shhh, calm down, cheesy having a gf means that she can hook us up with her friends

>>63578

nite

>>63577

>slowly picking up for me

How's that?

>>63556

10 weeks is too long, try to see if you can help her with her schoolwork as a date. 10 weeks is too long.

#weareallcheesy

>>63573

He wont need a used onahole mate.

>>63578

Good night mate, enjoy the race.

>>63581

#weareallcheesy

>>63579

The possibilities are endless.

>>63573

I live in Perth actually. I don't know how many people know that but I thought is was common knowledge. But that sounds really great, if it ever happens I'll let you know, if this place still exists.

>>63574

She doesn't have many friends at school, and she told me us meeting meant a lot to her, so yeah I guess it does.

>>63576

That is what I am worried about really, but I think she has some kind of attachment to me, I'm not sure in what way exactly because it is incredibly difficult to predict what she is thinking.

>>63578

I'm watching the GP too, are you streaming it?

>>63582

nah mate those take two years and in some cases you finish some in year 11, I finished one of my Maths in Year 11

>>63584

>>63584

That is actually a good idea. I'll definitely have to do something like that, I'm somewhat worried about the large gap in time, as 10 weeks is a long time.

>>63589

Fuck why did I think you're Adelaide, either way I'm an East Coast fag and I'll fucking the trip, fuck maybe I'll take some of the other East Coast fags with me for a NEET Cross Australia Journey like in the movies

>>63591

Are you any good at some of the subject's she's doing

Cheesecake you should proceed with caution. This woman had a shitload of attention from the incel corners of the internet. Can you imagine the sheer volume of messages she got from incels/robots?

She could potentially be talking to dozens of guys at the same time right now.

>>63589

>I live in Perth actually.

I think he meant he will go to Perth from Adelaide.

>That is what I am worried about really,

I had a 16 year old semi long distance relationship. (I was 16 too) And their time perception is very different. We (well I at least) plan things in years now, they plan in weeks.

>>63595

Nah I'm a retard who thought he lived in Adelaide

>>63590

I just realised they changed it so kids turn 18 the year they do year 12 now in WA. Everyone was turning 17 that year when. I did year 12.

>>63597

I wonder if QLD is still Y12 at 17

>>63594

> talking to dozens of guys

Yeah.. That's what I was thinking too. I didn't want to say it as cheesy is getting good feels from this experience but she is sort of just another camwhore. All I know of her is that vid and a vid I've seen someone post here before but iirc there was over 1000 views and.. I don't know.

I hope she's as smitten by the cheesemeister as he is with her.

Fuck

disregard >>63599 , she went out of her way to go meet cheesy, I'm just a pessimist and don't worry about what I have to say.

>>63599

I mentioned it half out of bitterness and half out of genuine concern

>>63600

You don't think she has already met up with a few perthcels?

>>63602

Not my place to say and I don't want to bring cheesecake down. Maybe not.

>>63593

Not really sure, I guess I am on some of them, I didn't do ATAR at school but I learned a lot of bullshit off the internet after school so I probably would have some idea.

>>63594

I'm worried about that, its definitely has crossed my mind a few times.

I warned cheesy about that crazy girl a month ago, I think he'll be fine though.

>>63606

How did you know it was her?

Is she from 4chan?

>>63607

He posted about her

>>63607

Not him but she was posted a lot on r9k, lookism and miscs

>>63609

>lookism and miscs

what are they?

>>63608

That must've been where I saw her previously.

>>63599

>the cheesemeister

kek'd

>>63604

Don't listen to the other NEETs talking about her having a ton of orbiters. You have a real life connection and should just run with it. Worst comes to worst you get less anxious around women and it is a good learning opportunity you can really develop from. I wouldn't worry about a lack of technical knowledge, as an older person you often see and perceive things differently.

>>63611

Yeah there was a bit of a conversation about it and Cheesy ended up in a gooncoma.

>>63612

>as an older person you often see and perceive things differently.

The world is a cunt that fucks you back.

Cheesecake, how did you end up meeting her?

>>63613

>Cheesy ended up in a gooncoma.

I remember that but I cant remember the conversation before hand.

>>63615

Her youtube channel.

>>63618

When did you lose control of your inhibitions and the bigrape begun?

>>63620

There must've been a beforetime when Joondalupians were able to walk the streets without a care.

Nite

>>63618

They should be weary of Dan

>>63592

Sometimes when I'm bored and >tfw depressed I fantasise about buying an old van or commodore and making a pilgrimage from VIC to Joondalup Dan's and other West coast NEET landmarks

>>63626

that would just be asking to get a good bumming from rapeneet

>>63626

I will make this pilgrimage one day.

>>63627

Not if I bum him first.

The dog is dying. Is this video similiar to you guys?

anyone else pulling an all nighter?

>>63511

Good to hear Cheesy, good to hear that she made you happy, if you don't mind me asking how did you get to know/meet her?

Anyway, I'm getting the leftover whisky from Friday night and drinking to us all >making it time to tell some stories of my waging

>>63630

yes unfortunately. I've tried all week to fix my sleep schedule, but I'm stuck being awake all night lately.

>>63629

>Day after day, week after week, year after year without doing anything meaningful

Yep you got it…….not that I haven't tried, it just never works out. Can't punch through that goddamn diamond wall and give up trying.

>tfw that wanker at the end says being neet is only a temporary fix and should only be used to clear your headspace and reevaluate the world around you

>>63631

Ok starting off with the story of the dickhead pajeet

>for context the place I worked at was a repair centre for all sorts of eqiupment that telcos like Telstra and shit use

>first week of me working there

>a lot of the other wagies where out doing field work in WA so most of my initial training was done by this 40 something wog guy

>he looked like a bikie or something but was actually a pretty friendly and patient guy

>the next week some of the other wagies return

>the manager says that I will now be trained by this pajeet

>the pajeet is a really passive agressive type of guy

>he also would always take his break an hour later since his lunch would stink up the entire break room

>anyway I would have to show all the work I would do to him

>he would always autisticly pick apart everything I did

>He'd just tell me that I've done a bad job and to do it again

>I'd try ask him for some more help and to show me how to get it done how he thinks it should be done

>as a result I was very unproductive and my jobs would take hours

>one time come to him and ask him how to fix a part on a piece of equipment

>he insists that that part is fine and proceeded to take apart the entire unit for the next half an hour

>eventually realises that I was right but still blames me for it taking too long

This kind of shit continued up until I was fired, something I think his bad mouthing of me had a big role towards

>>63631

>Good to hear Cheesy, good to hear that she made you happy, if you don't mind me asking how did you get to know/meet her?

She had a youtube channel and I met her through a discord server she had there. I talked with her for about a month before meeting her and I think we got to know eachother somewhat well. That is basically it.

>>63634

Did you ever complain to the manager?

>>63635

I never did, something which I now regret but something which I didn't have the self respect or will to do at the time

>>63632

I'm working on an assignment and hopefully will also be able to fix my sleep schedule too

Ok NEETs goodnight,

>>63634

Were you the only person getting trained?

>>63628

>Not if I bum him first.

Rookie mistake

The moon is like a spotlight.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-04-30/rodrigo-koxa-rides-biggest-wave-ever-surfed/9709124

Morning NEETs.

>>63592

>maybe I'll take some of the other East Coast fags with me for a NEET Cross Australia Journey like in the movies

That'd be pretty cool.

>>63643

Morning neetbros

>>63592

Yeah, we'll all stop at wolf creek and climb into the crater. When we leave our watches will have stopped and the car won't start.

>appointment with the job center psychologist in 2 hours

>cant be fucked going

i need to work up the courage to go to a real doc

>>63645

>job center psychologist

What a time to be alive.

>>63645

I stopped seeing and returning my job seeker counselors calls.

>>63647

Looks great. Have a good one.

>>63645

>be unemployed loser

>have to get up early to go into an office

it's like the government doesn't even understand this whole "unemployed" concept

>>63647

Good morning mate. Have a nice day.

Good morning NEEToes

>>63651

Good morning.

I have informed my mate of the cheesecake situation.

>>63643

>>63644

>>63647

>>63652

Good morning

Fuck it's cold.

>>63653

What is his opinion of it?

>>63656

He needs to understand that that is just a friend and there and as far as it has gone it is nothing more. It's sort of like a pen pal.

If he wants a gf he needs to go to a irl group event/activity.

I explained that his social interactivity is predominantly on the net and he said "not good enough".

He said that he knows people who are sort of like that (social anxiety etc) and he said the lack of social interaction isn't just due to phobias, it's also due to being lazy.

Bit harsh tbh

>>63657

Your friend is right.

>>63648

Not the mature way to handle it.

>>63659

I missed an appointment and then forgot to rebook, then missed her call and didn't callback.

She was a bit shit as far as shrinks go.. she wasn't really one anyway.

>>63660

It is possible she was shit, and also possible she brought up things you wanted to avoid and you saying she was shit is just your way of rationalising your avoidance.

>>63662

I wonder which would smell worse.

>>63661

Yeah, I never called my mum's mum again. I lost her phone number too. I said to her that I would and probably in part avoided her so I didn't have to tell her.

>>63664

A concerning pattern of behaviour.

>>63665

One would taste like lamb the other like pork.

>>63667

I expect she would taste like ghee and cardamon

>>63662

Go to india and gift some pajeet father a cow, that should be more than enough for a single daughter

>>63669

If I give her a chop can I just have her for a night?

>>63670

If you only want a single night couldn't you just visit a poo prostie instead?

>>63671

i noticed u always posting in these threads.

does that mean most people here are regulars?

>>63657

must be hard being a femanon…

>>63672

Yes

>>63672

Some people here are regulars for sure. I don't know exactly how many

>cup of blend 43 with milk and two sugars

>one slice of coles mixed grain bread toasted with butter and vegemite

what did/are you blokes having for breakfast?

Back from a brisk NEETwalk, the cooler weather makes it so much more enjoyable.

>>63676

Good morning. Karen should be executed next.

>>63677

I had a vegan protein shake.

>>63677

Bread slices with cottage cheese and spring onion, and some hot chocolate.

>>63647

Outback Australia gives me the fucking creeps

boongs were right, there is some weird shit there

get extremely eerie vibes isolated out in the bush

>>63678

I am struggling with the cold weather. I find it a real deterrent to going on a NEET walk.

>>63677

chocolate slimright weightloss shake with a teaspoon of coffee in it.

>>63680

Was it flavored?

>>63681

nice

>>63683

It was 13c when I left which was pretty nippy, but once your body warms up it's perfect.

>>63685

I use one sclop of chocolate and one scoop of vanilla. The vanilla tastes terrible but I do not want to waste my money by throwing it out so I mix it with chocolate and that allows me to get it down (just).

I hope things go well with cheesey and the 16 year old poontang

>>>/v/14715926

>>63692

What is it?

/v/ Nominates 32 fighters to fight for the Champion's Belt and a chance to fight in the 33rd Mania where their deepest wish will be granted.

This week we're having a site wide event and we want YOU to nominate a fighter, so please pick who you think represents the board the most, and then come join us at https://cytu.be/r/8chanmania on Saturday May 6th at 2pm EST to watch your fighters win!

>>63693

Those pigs are going to eat that sleeping man

God I hate /v/

>>63696

/v/ probably hates /v/ too.

>>63676

Good morning

>>63677

Moconna medium roast with milk ,no sugar. And now water with a Berocca b-vitamin tablet.

>>63694

What do Australian neets like?

Giant spiders. Preferably on their ceiling. Don't look up.

any of you guys ever been to headspace? are they a complete meme? my job center counselor is making me go to them soon

>>63701

I imagine so. Best thing to do is ignore all their bullshit and focus on self development.

>>63701

Just looked it up, I guess it could be beneficial if you are suffering mental illness.

>>63704

Don't worry about it m80

>>63678

A great way to start the day. I'm so proud of you.

>>63681

Yummo, don't think I've ever had cottage cheese. And come to think of it there's lots of readily-available food products that I've never even tried as I'm so reluctant to break away from my comfort zone I guess.

>>63705

I'm trying not to and have been keeping positive.

The lack of rejections is what bothers me though, you begin to second guess yourself and genuinely get paranoid thoughts like you've been blacklisted. I made a new email account the other day to apply for some that stood out to me, you do begin to question your sanity.

Got a nice NEET walk planned for today and tomorrow though and very much enjoying the nice weather today. We're all going to make it and I know of that.

>>63707

NEETwalks are always good for lifting your mood.

>>63699

a good wank

>>63708

It's time spent away from the narky faggot NEETs in here

>>63710

How narky of you.

>>63711

Yeah, I'll cop to that. I was annoyed at how the good discussion last night got derailed by "muh toxicity"

>>63712

Yeah that one NEET who constantly tyrs to shepard us with nothing but positivity and normiedom.

God bless him.

>>63712

Are you saying the problem is not the toxically depressed NEETs but the ones who complain about the toxicity?

>>63714

Not him but I think it is beneficial for NEETs to express their "toxic and depressive" emotions, it's not good to keep it all bottled up inside, and some NEETs have no one else to express these feelings.

>>63715

I agree, you have to vent sometimes.

>>63714

I think there are only regular depressed NEETs here, not toxically depressed NEETs. The difference between this place and /r9k/ is pretty massive. as for complaints about toxicity and other things, those can be made in good faith or in bad faith, and I'm sick of passive-aggressive one-off snipes which are the latter.

>>63639

Yes

Morning NEETs had a nice sleep past midday today, got to make a few phone calls today, what are your plans for the day?

Does anyone else feel just that little bit extra motivated on Mondays?

>>63719

Kind of, a new week, new opportunities I guess.

>>63719

A little bit. Getting busy during the week makes up for slacking off on the weekends

>>63715

Depressed people need to be challenged. They need to be told that their thinking is wrong and toxic to themselves and others. They will never change otherwise. Depressed people try to drag everybody else down into their nightmare. They are toxic and dangerous people.

I do not mind depressed people being here, but I dislike it when they refuse to do anything to try and improve themselves and instead dig in and try and convince everyone else to be as miserable as them.

>>63719

I always do, sounds autistic but I always feel refreshed by seeing it tick over to the next week.

>>63718

I need to do some cleaning and organising 'round the house, plus a bit of gardening.

>>63722

Jesus. Do you have some kind of saviour complex?

>>63722

Go away.

>>63722

>Depressed people try to drag everybody else down into their nightmare. They are toxic and dangerous people

A toxic statement. You are blind to how devastating depressive/anxiety disorders can be.

>>63728

Personally I use tfw depressed generously, I don't actually have depression and I would say it isn't just me who is like that. It is more to describe how shit I feel sometimes and share those feels with who are going through similar things.

Hey /ausneets/, do you guys really want to nominate a Kangaroo for your nomination?

>>63730

yes

>>63722

>depressed people can be here as long as they don't sound depressed

Depressed people know how they affect the mood of others and it adds to the reason why they keep to themselves. Where else can they interact with others besides connecting and sharing in places like this?

The problem here is everything is a general. Anyone who posts has to see >tfw depressed as well as abo dick and muh internet gf. Move past it m8

>>63732

>Depressed people know how they affect the mood of others and it adds to the reason why they keep to themselves

This, I kept to myself as much as possible, I even put on a false sense of well-being and happiness when I'm around others which is hell since it only adds the to mountain of guilt that depression buries you under.

>>63735

The Cheesemeister himself

>>63735

Look at those scrumptious NEETlegs.

>>63734

>put on a false sense of well-being and happiness when I'm around others

I tend to do that here too, at least to be supportive of other sad NEETs and send positive vibes that I don't even feel myself. NEETs here have given me warm advice in response to my whining and I'mpay it forward. I don't think the depression talk here is toxic. The tough love is supportive too.

>>63633

>diamond wall

>>63739

>t. the wanker narrating the vid

>>63694

if theres gonna be a /ausneets/ rep it's gotta be the dan himself

break out the iron bar and show the other boards his guarantee

>>63688

>I know a bloke that's even worse than rapeneet

In what way?

>>63688

>Ghandi would be so disappointed

Never heard of him

>>63688

>I'm too povo for breakfast

Now that's messed up, and if I knew where you lived I'd drop-off a bowl of weet-bix at your front door.

>>63688

>The outback is beaut' mate

From all the images and vids I've seen over my lifetime I'd agree. I wouldn't get very far though on my 'income'…

Enjoy the (You)s

Big aboriginal penis

>>63742

Bless you. I meant Gandhi but am drunk. I've got some excellent ANZAC biscuits from the local bakeryu now so I'm alright.

>>63733

I made some more spelling errors here it seems. I'm a mess.

>>63741

It has to be a fair fight

>Any NEETs know what life without the internet is like?

My adsl service gets disconnected in two weeks. I've been getting nag letters to connect to the NBN for months but I've ignored them. I'm scared if I get fast internet I will get lost in gaming and movies and be doomed to NEETdom.

>>63747

The chink crime syndicates will have to buy up even more properties to launder their drug money

>tfw when you've saved up your neetbux for a roadtrip to see the real Australia and you drive into a literal China town.

>>63745

>Drunk at 9:42am on a weekday

The NEET-Lyfe

>>63748

You will be better off without internet. Life will slow down and you will have time to think. Your attention span will increase and your mind will be capable of much more.

>>63747

>Does anyone else have hilarious dreams of building their own home on a block of land?

Sometimes, but even with the massive investment in a foundation, tools (including those fuckmassive drills you need for wall partitions), materials, etc, I would still be completely lost when it came to plumbing or electricity.

>>63747

I was saying in a few threads the other week, I plan on buying a van and decking it out for living in.

>>63751

Can't agree. I went without internet for a few years and life then was a bit of a blur. You slow down time by continually trying new shit and getting out of your comfort zone.

>>63751

>Have less access to information, become smarter because of it

It's an interesting paradox. Might be worth trying it for science.

>>63748

Download as much shit as you can for offline use. Books especially.

>>63755

Well most information on the internet is just noise. Certainly not about to improve your problem solving abilities or retention because you're loading up on useless gossip and shit.

>>63753

I spent 8 months living in a panel van with two dogs. Overall it was was pretty bleak.

+ve: See some beautiful country, live in forests and on beaches, don't have to see anyone until you run out of supplies, if you get hassled you can just move somewhere else.

-ve: I got more feral as time went by and people started treating me like I was homeless scum, you're always unpacking/cooking/cleaning/packing and it's a chore, you're living outdoors in the weather and the constant heat/cold/rain are really draining, I got an ear infection from the damp and cold (everything in the van got wet from condensation), gotta manage battery charging for the fridge (driving for the sake of it spending money I shouldn't waste), I got food poisoning once cos I couldn't be fucked heating up my meal in a heatwave, there's some creeps at night who peer in your windows at night in cities.

You should do it NEET, just have an escape plan for when you get sick of it.

>>63754

>getting out of your comfort zone

You say that like it's a bad thing. It's fricken terrifying

I have been far too comfortable and I will reach new heights of comfort this coming winter. I hope you will all feel the same too.

going to drive around aimlessly for a few hours because I'm bummed out

>>63761

Gonna get comfy

>>63759

Sounds very comfy. Modern vanlife tech solves most of the problems I had except maybe the heat. I just had fridge, water containers, food, mattress, tools, spares and dogs. The dogs were the best part btw, they loved the life, lifted my spirits and protected me from the creepers.

>>63764

The heat will be a problem for sure, I don't have a/c where I live now but my fan does the job, I plan on getting a 1000w solar system with a 450 amp hour battery setup which will be more than enough to power everything I need even on cloudy days but I'll probably also buy a little 200w generator just to be on the safe side.

>>63760

Well you don't have to go that far out. Not flip around, instantly become Chad and try to bang some chicks, just new NEEThobbies or projects or NEETwalks. Just not within your usual schedule.

>>63767

>Discover what's new in the world of wine

>ITALIAN WINE!

dat demographic tho

>>63767

>NEETs can now purchase fancy Italian goon and experience what it was like to be a Roman Patrician.

What a time to be alive.

>>63765

That's a lot of expensive gear. Would you invest in some sort of aftermarket alarm/security system and/or insurance (though I'm not sure you can get insurance if you don't have a physical address).

>>63752

>fuckmassive drills

?

>>63770

Insurance and alarm, I will still have a physical address.

>>63707

its probably just that they have such high expectations

i applied to a call center and they asked me what programming experience i had

i applied to a mail sorting job and they asked me if i had a truck driving licence

i applied to a programming job and they fucking asked me if i was a PHD or not!

>>63773

A lot of places have such high expectations and standards that it's almost impossible to meet for the average person, but then again they aren't looking for the average person, an average person won't make them the maximum profit they so desire…

>>63719

strangely its the only day i do get motivated. like, i have this small hope that i dont have on other days that my job applications might get read by people back from their weekends even if i sent them out months ago…

>>63722

disagree

people only tell me this when theyre leaving me forever

they use it as a throw away line to make themselves feel better about abandoning someone they feel was dragging them down instead of helping them with something more substantive than words.

>>63657

With all due respect I think your friend is completely wrong.

>He needs to understand that that is just a friend and there and as far as it has gone it is nothing more. It's sort of like a pen pal.

He does know I have actually met her, right? It seems a bit forthcoming to just claim something like "it will never go anywhere" when I am sitting on 100x the information I have posted here.

>If he wants a gf he needs to go to a irl group event/activity.

You can meet people off the internet, it is obtuse to assume you can only meet people IRL with some club bullshit. It is a choice but there are many ways to meet people

>I explained that his social interactivity is predominantly on the net and he said "not good enough".

Why does that matter? Despite not talking to a girl roughly my age in close to six years the first time I met her it went really well and I wasn't feeling any anxiety at all, the assessment assumes that my social skills have become completly rubbish over the past few years, but I guess they haven't, since anxiety has been my main barrier and I finally felt like I could open up around someone, because they aren't a normalfag.

>He said that he knows people who are sort of like that (social anxiety etc) and he said the lack of social interaction isn't just due to phobias, it's also due to being lazy.

I know for fact in this case there is no component of laziness. Has your friend actually had any social anxiety? (not the meme normie bullshit, but the actual thing) Because given how much his advice doesn't really correspond to someones actually experiences with these issues it just leads me to believe he is just an external observer and doesn't actually know what it is like.

I'm honestly looking forward to buying new clothes for Winter. Not much, probably 2 pairs of long pants, 2 nice jumpers/jackets and a pair of boots. The problem is nothing off-the-rack fits perfectly and I'd like to get them tailored but have never done so with any clothes. Have any of you had clothes tailored and was it expensive?

>>63776

How are people meant to help you when you are so determined not to change?

>>63747

my dream was always to live with other otaku until i realized there were none

then after i got some money it was to buy a small house, then small apartment, now its just anything with internet and a roof but i get now my living with others was the best plan until i realize again that there are no otaku in australia… then i despair

>>63771

You get these drills the size of your calves to drill like 12 inch screws to keep wall partitions up. Least that's what we were using when I was doing renovation.

I would like to be able to make my own clothes but it looks like a lot of effort to learn how to do it and to get good at it. Plus a fair bit of money invested in equipment.

three dollar cheesecakes

>>63784

Ok nice seeing my proxy works

>>63786

Nice socks, Cob.

>>63748

get the slowest plan, its slower than 30% of ADSL anyway and nbn isnt finished yet so often slows to dial up speed unless youre super lucky

before internet all i did was play N64 and my phone connection now is faster and has more GB than my internet was until 8 years ago anyway…

>>63759

can i help?

>>63766

the funny thing is i have banged some chicks and its not that great. but then i get serious emotional attachment from one time. hell i get attached to some chick who smiles at me on the street

>>63790

If you're in Sydney, sure, but this won't be for 2 years though, I need to save up for the van and materials first.

>>63770

is aftermarket an expression? or does it mean something,, i hear it a lot but it just seems to mean 'cheap'

>>63774

and when its soo easy to hire one of the 1 in 5 prejeets who arent sent home after they "graduate" their TAFE course for not finding a job…

>>63794

It just means non-genuine parts, for example if you wanted to change your air-filter you can either get a genuine vw air filter for your vw or an after-market k&n air filter that fits your model and does the same thing.

>>63778

where did u get all this money? if i had $1000 id just spend it on SSDs

>>63779

who says i need help? the only reason people i say i need help is because post related

>>63780

i bought an open BCI and a 3cm^2 multi meter i never use and a M.2 for UE4 that i never redownload

i also set up a solar battery with LED lights with 1 of 3 250W solar panels i got for $250 total but i wanted to use it to power my computer but its not big enough and i didnt get an inverter and cant build one… i wanted to build a battery from scratch too …

i want to do >>63759 eventually

>>63787

>sketchbook

2007 was a good year…

>>63793

argh.

my NEET friend just moved to sydney. i know he lerks here but not on this board///

>>63800

Aye, brother.

>>63801

Is he chinese?

>>63744

i wish you could get the dole living in india or japan or something. i would love to live in a hi rise in deli with food delivery for $15 a day or rural japan with the konbini and old lady down the road for the same…

i think it would make sense. we are all aussie citizens and wanting to live overseas doesnt mean youre sucessful enough to be independant. most of the time it means youre a housing refugee

>>63803

naa

Aldi liquor is better than Dan Murphy's.

$9 goons, $2.69 Precious Earth Chardonnay, South Point Estate Rose $5. The rose is nice chilled more palatable than goon and the benefit of Aldi is doing your groceries at the same time, so you don't look like filth buying just alcohol and you can get your snacks to go with it.

Fuck Dan Murphy's

>>63805

Shut the fuck up

>>63805

BLASPHEMY

>>63808

bigboi

>>63808

You will regret this. Unless you are anorexic.

>>63811

Record those precious farts

>>63813

I will if I don't end up gassing myself.

>>63808

*The first course of the executive's afternoon tea.

>>63808

320 calories isn't so bad for something like.

>>63812

?

>>63816

Yeah it's great for so little calories

>>63817

Either 320 calories is a lot or I am of the retarded persuasion.

>>63819

>Nobody beats Dan Murphy

>He does all the beatings himself.

>>63818

It ain't much for a high-rolling executive. A bucket of KFC + sides is over 6000 calories.

>>63820

Well bantered

>>63805

Where's Dan with his iron bar when you need him?

>>63822

I can guarantee that vile NEET who slandered our lord is probably in an ambulance right now with a caved in skull.

>>63808

That is diet shit. Probably full of artificial sweeteners and skim milk. Not executive fodder at all.

>>63823

That's a relief, serves him right for slandering the name of our patron saint

>>63824

I agree, an executive snack should be 1000 calories minimum.

>>63826

Yep. 1000 is about the amount in a 200g packet of biscuits or bag of chips.

>>63677

black coffee with a side of cigarettes butts smoked through a pipe

Blogpost for you guys.

The M16 is my favourite gun in PUBG Mobile.The burst fire at mid range is great and single mode for long range. My last match I killed 3 guys in the same squad with headshots at about 400 m with it silenced, the last guy took off with the jeep. I use the UMP or Vector for close quarters. Been using the gyroscope for a while now and I'm landing shots at long range I normally wouldn't.

>>63827

And no bag of chips should be consumed without a 1.25 litre or greater bottle of coke or other similar refreshment. So it is written.

>>63830

Indeed, a sugary chilled beverage should enjoyed with every executive treat.

Feel like a drink

>>63832

Have a Tea.

>>63774

the quality of employees is going up but still the quality of everything is going down, i'm really starting to lose it and nothing makes sense anymore

>>63836

>nothing makes sense anymore

This is how I feel about things too.

>>63836

>>63837

Watch some Adam Curtis' films to relieve yourself of these feelings.

>>63838

I've seen those, it made feel even worse.

We need the NEET Commune. We will cut ourselves off from everything. We will become self-sufficient in everything we can. We will be like the Amish. No internet. No TV. No radio.

>>63840

Will there be gfs?

>>63841

There will be one neet gf. Access to the well she'll be kept in will be strictly rostered.

>>63842

Do virgin neets get extra time?

>>63841

Some of them may have penises.

>>63840

I am really starting to think that cutting yourself off from society might be the ultimate form of freedom.

My replacement RAM has been shipped. Hopefully I will have my PC back in action by the end of the week.

>>63846

Did you spend a lot more time with your gf without the distraction of the PC?

>>63847

Cheeky NEET.

What's the next step up from goon at Dan's?

I want to pick up a nice easy drinking bottle of wine.

Please respond

>>63849

I will bring two pairs of cumdies for my offering.

>>63850

Water and imagination.

>>63819

I'm sure theyd be fine if I got a baito 3 days a week even though they pay less than pajeet jobs here and so wouldnt make an impact.

theyre pretty ok with students but the problem is foreigners cant do those jobs, which im pretty envious of here tbh. I want to live like indians do here, just working for $10 an hour at a pizza joint on a "student" visa but in japan

>>63849

Well I'm starting a rape commune, weaker neets will be the property of stronger neets and so forth

>>63829

did anyone else not notice that he was talking about a video game until they realised it was a canadian flag not an american one?

i was confused once he talked about a jeep

>tfw severely impressed

>>63675

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