NEET General #85 - Telekinetic Tantric Coitus Edition NEET 04/29/18 (Sun) 11:04:52 No. 63479 [View All]
Rub it in a vigorous circular motion as the big poos prod your prostate.
Feed the council your energy.
OLD >>62731
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:03:55 No. 64194
>>64186
What a nasty and stupid bit of bullying this is.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:04:41 No. 64195
I'm completing an online induction for that aged care job and stumbled across a useful tool for the gen. Please be respectful when using this.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:04:51 No. 64196
>>64192
>>64193
just as the holy father dan always wished, abos must never pass through the eye of the dans.
and so it was and so it is.
peace be unto you all
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:07:51 No. 64197
>>64195
you would think that type 1 would be easy to pass
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:10:16 No. 64198
>>64116
Great to see a NEET treating his doggo well. Too many others are too lazy to take them for daily walkies.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:11:40 No. 64199
>>64198
You should go for a walk off a cliff.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:12:23 No. 64200
>>64198
the little fucker gives me a reason to leave the house. i hate leaving the house but i know that it makes m8 happy so i just do it. then i feel better anyways.
dogo is life
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:14:32 No. 64201
>>64118
God al-fucking-mighty. You should have just broken the smallest window you can fit through, climbed in and got your keys. You presumably would have earned at least enough at work today to replace the window.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:16:04 No. 64202
>>64198
We're raising our doggos to be executive doggos. Made in our own image.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:17:51 No. 64203
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:20:45 No. 64204
>>64196
Amen.
*lifts hands to signal figurative goonsack*
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:21:08 No. 64205
>>64198
tfw childhood dog died and now no dog to go for NEETwalks with
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:21:40 No. 64206
>>64078
There's nothing wrong with sniffing a bit of ass to get well acquainted.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:23:20 No. 64207
>>64089
>within the next 18 months.
Least you have a realistic time frame, good luck.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:24:00 No. 64208
>>64205
just take him to a taxidermist, get him stuffed, put some of those little chair wheels on his paws, and your best m4+4 can go for walkies with you forever.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:24:56 No. 64209
>>64092
>uber eats
I thought of doing that but you need a 4 door and it needs to be signed off by them as worthy to deliver junk food to drunks.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:25:20 No. 64210
>>64208
Finally being able to take your dog to Dan's
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:26:50 No. 64211
>>64105
lol
the tranny's are fatter
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:29:07 No. 64212
>>64124
>the bourgeoisie class of neet
We expect you proletariatNEETs to work harder for us.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:29:49 No. 64213
>>64211
Thank you for acknowledging my joke
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:32:04 No. 64214
>>64149
>wash my hands
Who have you been hanging out with? Very cultured indeed.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:33:42 No. 64215
Is that you doing your comfy catch-up Cruisey? How was your day?
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:34:15 No. 64216
>>64195
Usually in the range of 3 to 5 for me.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:35:01 No. 64217
>>64190
My g string cumdies get used up quick
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:35:52 No. 64218
>>64209
I've got a motorbike for it
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:36:04 No. 64219
>>64195
I'm gonna wank to that
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:37:44 No. 64220
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:38:25 No. 64221
>>64201
I'm too fat to get through the toilet window
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:39:11 No. 64222
>>64221
>fat
*executive sized
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:40:11 No. 64223
>>64221
just break the a window, make a bit of a mess, then call your mummybot and say "someone broke into our house, what should we do??''
blame a shitskin
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:40:17 No. 64224
>>64215
It is friendly NEET.
Terrible, I had a sore throat a few days ago and have had a cold since. I said to the lecturer that I'm going to take today off because this cold is getting worse and she said, "oh, I think you should come anyway". We've just done a unit on clean and sanitary environments and how you should avoid contaminating others.
I also spent a bit of time thinking whether or not I should be typing out my mates rants about topics I tell him about but he knows nothing about. He was going a bit off this morning. On the other hand maybe I'm just doing it that way to get my narkyness out and if it's coming from him I can avoid liability of hurting my NEET friends. I don't know. Also today at course was bullshit, we just did crap about how to apply for a certain job and how to answer their interview questions. That isn't what we should be studying.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:40:53 No. 64225
>>64209
And you'll earn fuck all money
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:41:04 No. 64226
>>64221
ah the struggles of being an executive.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:41:29 No. 64227
>>64222
*That window lacks the security clearance to handle a high ranking executive such as yourself.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:42:31 No. 64228
>>64227
Better get one of my skele eunuchs to do it
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:42:50 No. 64229
>>64223
Also, get rid of your computer, blame the burglar, and force mummybot to buy a new, upgraded one.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:44:13 No. 64230
>>64218
Didn't know you could use a motorbike.
Does that need to be signed off too?
>>64225
Yeah, I saw on gumtree that people loan their cars out to delivery drivers. That's the real business, I think it was $200 a month.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:44:23 No. 64231
>>64225
I'm a DSP NEET, I only want to make $50 to $100 a week, the problem will be reporting hours and income, I should probably see cenno first and see what the deal is.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:44:42 No. 64232
>>64215
Also, sorry for not asking but how was your day?
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:45:33 No. 64233
>>64230
>Does that need to be signed off too?
I don't know, my bike is only 2 years old though and I keep it in tip-top condition so it shouldn't be a problem.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:45:59 No. 64234
>>64231
You should have a hour thing. I can work 8 hours a week before they touch my pension, I thin most dsp peoples is 15 hours per week.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:47:01 No. 64235
>>64223
Atrocious countenance.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:47:45 No. 64236
>>64233
Ah, yeah, yours should be all good. The thing that stopped me more than the sign off was the need for a 4 door.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:48:37 No. 64237
>>64234
For DSP you can work up to 30 hours a week before they cut you off and if I earned around $200 a week max I would lose around $50 a week off my DSPbux but I would still come off with more money - pretty much minimum wage level If I made $200 a week.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:48:43 No. 64238
>>64230
>Does that need to be signed off too?
No, but you need to have 4 doors installed onto your bike.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:49:00 No. 64239
>>64224
I am sorry to hear that you did not have a good day. Sometimes it is like that but we must power through.
I say you should let your narkiness out if you want to. Do not worry about hurting feelings. Some of the NEETs work too hard at avoiding the truth and in the end it is not good for them.
>>64232
My day was pretty quiet. Did my StrongLifts and some jigsaw and took a nap.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:49:02 No. 64240
>>64228
>eunuchs
When rape isn't enough to destroy their dignity you cut off their peckers.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:49:50 No. 64242
New Thread: >>64241
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:50:40 No. 64244
>>64237
>30 hours a week
That's heaps. I had to pretend that I wasn't volunteering as much as I was because they only let me off for 8.
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NEET 05/01/18 (Tue) 06:50:50 No. 64246
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