/animus/ - AvatarFag CircleJerk

>>2439074

ur too drunk faggot

>>2439075

am confused

>>2439077

Just drunk though, HARDLY too drunk

>>2439079

>>2439080

>tfw cup just stop, drops and rolls me away

>>2439081

>>2439083

pls no though!

>>2439085

I have many rolls

>>2439086

yeah but no roll away from ME pls

>>2439087

chu gonna do about it >:3

>>2439088

I WILL be sad

>>2439090

wait no

>>2439091

2nd play for what though

>>2439092

Wouldn't want THAT on your conscience WOULD YO U

>>2439093

>conscience

this word. I've seen it before but I have no idea what it means

>>2439094

Oh right

You ARE a nazi, of course~

>>2439096

a filthy one!!!

>>2439097

this tbh

>>2439098

A

CUTE

O N E

what a nice day for the eternal existential crisis that is my life

>>2439099

wtf it's impossible to be both those things at once

>>2439102

Shit you right

Who would wanna pet such people???

oh right, me

>>2439104

i want headpats

>>2439104

enabler!!!! ur literally letting fascism win!!!!

>>2439105

>>2439106

oh dang, I let (You) win~

>>2439107

<3

>>2439109

<3

>>2439108

how dare u :3

>>2439110

but how

>>2439112

Whatchu gonna do bout it~?

I feel like Cupcake and Irish are now violently e-fucking

>>2439113

cry a bunch prolly

>>2439114

>>>>>>>now

>>2439115

Suspicious timing

>>2439115

What the heck dont you like winning??

>>2439116

>>2439117

I'm a known nazi who KNOWS what I like

>>2439118

You better cook me some chicken tettrazini to make up for this

>>2439119

Oh that's right you havent been bullied enough~

>>2439120

bold of u to assume I can cook

>>2439121

no BULLY

>>2439122

Then at least cook me chicken tetrazzini

Paul love it

>>2439123

Your mouth says NO BULLY

but your body says PLS BULLY

>>2439124

fuck yo paul

>>2439125

t-this is a filthy slanderous lie

>>2439126

>that image

I think there may be a penis in there

>>2439127

perhaps

>>2439126

>shirt says BULLY ME

HMMMMMMMM

>>2439128

tbh that image is hot af

>>2439129

>>2439132

Yeah but it's rude to deprive the Cup of bullying too!

>>2439134

a real conundrum

>>2439135

A conundrum exclusive to YOU

>>2439136

how very conundrum-y

>>2439133

>tfw someone like that doesn't exist irl

>>2439137

More like conunBUM

>>2439138

life is an everlasting cruel as fuck joke

>>2439139

NANI

Hypothetical question

If my bff is using a pen name to publish his books how well could I hide from my family by pretending to be his eccentric sister

>>2439141

Probably fairly well assuming you didn't give clues to your identity

>>2439141

Have you slept with him yet?

sigh...

gasp

Gag?

Lewd

>>2439156

My pics are the prettiest

>when u publicly e-fuck someone once and now u can't post at all without them tryna jump on ur dick

>>2439159

I think I'm much more tasteful with that than I used to be :3

>>2439160

yeah!!! improve!

>you didn't e-fuck me

>oral doesn't count, retard.

Epic meme

>>2439162

[Refine Edge]

>>2439164

isnt that what you said about the ladyboy

>>2439165

If kissing a cock counts as oral, which counts as fucking, then I DON"T CARE!!!!!!!!!!! DEFINE KISSING A COCK AS FUCKING IF YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>2439166

this confuses me

>>2439167

But Shio-chan, that would mean I e-fucked you

January 13th, Common Human Calendar Year 2019

A date which will live in infamy

>>2439168

i concede

>>2439163

;~;

This thread is awesome would read again

>>2439174

Z

/taiga

>>2439177

>>2439175

cute

>>2439179

I sent you a link to the artist yesterday, I think.

uh uoh

I want Captain Marvel to shove her girldick in my throat

how to broach pegging with girls over uh tinder?

Imagine Captain Marvel's balls slapping against your chin as she pulls on your hair and ravages your throat

"I can't stick around to help deal with the aftermath of thanos. I have a more important mission. I need to speak to the manager. all the managers."

Thanos was the REAL manager of the Universe

Where was Captain 'Karen' Marvel then?

Oh that's right she was busy being badly written

the real reason thanos' chin looks like a nutsack is because of daily girldick treatment

>Captain Marvel will never be a disgruntled customer at a place you work at who forces you down onto your knees and takes her frustrations out on your throat

uwu

Sounds like you should've made your career in retail instead

fantasizing about working in retail is crossing the line

getting your throat fucked by aliens was within bounds

Reminder that you should kink shame anyone who WANTS to work retail.

ah so it was the dems that fled the country because of a scary bill, no the GOP lawmakers, gotcha lmao

DO NOT remind them

>Heavily armed militia lays siege to Oregon's Capitol

Loling at ur life, Amerifags

"republicans urge collaboration and bipartisanship, but it's the dems that don't want to!!"

Today I learned that police doing extra-judicial killings is libertarian

when u do a domestic terrorism to shirk your sworn responsibilities to the public and expect people to understand

The planet is on fire who cares

>>2439204

speaking of a which, a megachurch in alabama might be getting its own police after a bill passed that allows them to

ready the wildfire

>>2439206

clown world!!

:^)

>>2439207

Why lol

wuka

>>2439211

*snuggle hug*

>>2439212

>>2439210

Could do with a little cropping.

Clown world is horseshit and a pseudo-intellectual justification for Honkler.

I'm just a big boi bara serial killer that dresses up like a clown to collect delicious fingies.

>>2439210

Because it's alabama.

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/alabama-megachurch-with-racist-past-can-now-have-its-own-police-force/

>>2439213

<3

>>2439216

A bandage came off of one of my motorcycle accident wounds to I'm gonna go to 7-Eleven and buy bandages

>>2439214

I was meme-ing on the meme

>>2439215

Why can't they just have security guards

>>2439217

i wonder which i am....

hmm... flare or leaf or jolt or umb or glace

tough choice...

>>2439222

I'm eevee and sylveon uwu

>>2439225

aww... no fair... i like eevee too!

>>2439224

everywhere would be safer with more police and cameras

>>2439226

u can be eevee too!

>>2439221

because that'd be constitutional

the only difference is arrests and issuing citations

so we can surmise it's more about undoing the separation of church and state

either that, or wanting to shoot black kids and get away with it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>2439223

her name is futaba

making you a futanari slut

>>2439228

yay! *nuzl*

>>2439235

>>2439239

orly?

­

>>2439240

>>2439237

why do 2A nerds always skip 1A?

>>2439243

>>2439245

gimme

>>2439246

>>2439248

rawr

>>2439249

The First Amendment's Establishment Clause prohibits the government from making any law “respecting an establishment of religion.” This clause not only forbids the government from establishing an official religion, but also prohibits government actions that unduly favor one religion over another. It also prohibits the government from unduly preferring religion over non-religion, or non-religion over religion.

>says nothing about restricting a school from forming a police department to enforce local, state, and federal laws, and ensure the security of the school

Those damn 2A nerds, ignorin' the rest of the constitution 'n shit. What a buncha fuckin' tools.

>>2439252

Legal Precedents:

Reynolds v United States 1897

Everson v Board of Education 1947

Establishment Clause

<Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof

Thomas Jefferson, 1802:

>"Believing with you that religion is a matter which lies solely between Man & his God, that he owes account to none other for his faith or his worship, that the legitimate powers of government reach actions only, & not opinions, I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should "make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof," thus building a wall of separation between Church & State. Adhering to this expression of the supreme will of the nation in behalf of the rights of conscience, I shall see with sincere satisfaction the progress of those sentiments which tend to restore to man all his natural rights, convinced he has no natural right in opposition to his social duties."

granting government power to a religious institution is a direct violation of the EC

and it will probably be repealed on those grounds like it was 4 years ago

stay mad

>>2439247

just follow the right nerds on twitter dot com

although i ripped these from weird ren akechi shipping twitter

dw they'll start whining when they lose tax exempt status

>this is the pastor that wants a police force

https://twitter.com/HarryLReeder3/status/223251201167331330

nothing to worry about, they will DEFINITELY not enforce religious law, but secular law

>>2439221

Love ya

They not granting government power to shit, you fucking moron. They're forming a police force for the fucking school.

Your two precedents cover polygamy, and the state PAYING a bunch of private schools, that just happened to be Catholic.

Then you site a letter written by Jefferson, that has set no legal binding, or law, and continue to misconstrue that a church paying for a law enforcement agency is not the same as the law enforcement agency paying for the church.

The former is allowed, the LATTER is prohibited.

And even that's funny, because one of the cases you sited even deemed it legal for the state to pay out to these religious institutions BECAUSE they were schools, and acted to assist parents with getting their kids to school.

So is the Birmingham Islamic Centre mosque getting it's own police force too

forming a police force is a government privilege lmao

are you for real spec

is this the hill you wanna die on

Libertarians get really excited about police

>>2439259

Haw haw haw no.

Looking tasty btw

>>2439261

Libertarianism is the idea that you should get representation in government for free and that things will somehow magically get better if the wealthy are given even more power.

i forgot that spec believes in the invisible sky daddy

>>2439261

yummy yummy boots

I believe in the invinsible "fuck mane i dunno" force so pls make fun of me too.

I mean, ok. They are saying it's to protect their schools. i just wonder what stops them from doing what everyone else does.

surely there are other catholic schools or whatever in the country with police officers that don't answer to the church itself. Idk. There's a precedent for that they must be violating and trying to get something else out of it if people are writing news articles.

>>2439262

i mean, what do you mean looking tasty

Me ?

>>2439268

Sorry. Is me being nice offputting?

Oh.

>>2439269

Sure. It's a compliment. Take it.

>>2439265

ngl this all has been highly amusing

>>2439267

it's not like you counterfactually claim that this force is the state religion, so i'm not going to make fun of you for it

>>2439271

>>2439272

Daoism is probably both simultaneously the state religion and not the state religion.

It's hard to tell when so-called "Abrahamic Values" are basic moralities that cropped up all over the world and existed prior to their religions.

>>2439273

Don't be cranky about it, brat.

A disgusting, creepy older man has complimented you.

>>2439256

The Left: "Civil disobedience good. Anti-Fa smash!"

Also the Left: "EXCEPT WHEN IT'S CHRISTIANS DISOBEYING!"

I'm sure glad they'll be able to enforce all their wild and wacky Christian laws, whole hog, and unrestricted.

I mean, it's not like they'll have to take you to appear before a magistrate, and a prosecutor who will look at your charges and say "wait, wtf is this shit...?"

They're prop just gonna throw you in one of those Private Christian Prisons, with no presiding at all.

>>2439260

Remember kids, what's okay for the government to do, is wrong for you to.

Honestly I don't even actually care, the only bit I got legit triggered by is the misinterpretation of the separation/1A clause.

>>2439266

>i forgot that spec believes in the invisible sky daddy

But I don't

>>2439264

You're just legitimately fucking retarded.

Like you're not even a tool.

You're not a tool bag.

You're not a tool shed.

You're the Home fucking Depot.

>>2439277

If the government has less power, where does the power go Specc?

Does it magically disappear?

No. It creates a power vacuum, which is then filled by corporations and the wealthy, so long as wielding said power is profitable.

The idea that taxation is theft is a retarded entitlement that doesn't hold up to even the most basic analysis. You may have your money taken without your consent, but you gain goods and services that benefit literally everyone.

That being said, the government as a whole is just a big protection racket.

Now fuck off and go be a retard somewhere else you dumbshit snowflake.

I hear /imouto/ is more your speed, lmao

>>2439274

this meme is too high level for me

>>2439276

are you

actually making fun of the left by taking issue with a church having its own police force

lmao

>>2439276

love too claim words don't require interpretation except when it's about the meaning of the words "well-regulated militia"

if it fails the lemon test, the supreme court will rule it unconstitutional

your constitutional literalism is something so profoundly stupid I can only make fun of you for it

>i don't

ok atheist

>>2439280

Whoah Speccy, I know you watch Rick & Morty but you don't have to clown on my inferior intellect like that while pussying out of any argument or rebuttal and providing literally nothing of substance other than "lol ur dumb".

>>2439283

Just Wu Wei about it.

>>2439284

da wey?

isn't taoism basically the jedi religion

>>2439285

No we also get associated with literally toxic Chinese mysticism like drinking Mercury and have a whole principle that is literally "doing nothing".

But also yes.

I think maybe if Spec spent less time having e-sex with authoritarians, he wouldn't get so triggered over people questioning police forces

>>2439283

I'm making fun of the left for being selectively outraged, yeah.

But it's no surprise for them to be inconsistent and dishonest, so...

"A well regulated militia, being necessary for the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

>political and religious discussion on the internet

Oh boy.

>>2439285

The dao which can be put into words is not the true dao.

i want the police to brutalise me

Why is it always the right side vs. the left side of the political compass, instead of the bottom half vs. the top half? Why can't Spec just let go of the fascist cummies?

>pointing out the strawman argument of collectively grouping together distinctly different political groups and saying they're the same

>specc's tiny head

"lol ur dumb yan"

I like to group all my enemies in one basket, and watch them get butt hurt over not standing out over each other.

It's almost like Specc has an inferiority complex and is insecure in defending his retarded beliefs, so he has to lash out as much as possible while refraining from doing literally anything productive.

Nazis aren't enemies of libertarians, though

Those are for e-dating

the right: fuck me daddy from behind, spank me

the left: fuck me daddy and kiss me

basically the difference

>>2439303

>>2439303

>>2439303

>>2439303

Burn down everything tbh

>>2439286

what are the religious aspects of taoism?

>>2439289

the left, as in, the monolith, lol

it's perfectly consistent to bash the fash and also be against churches having police authority so idk what you've been smoking

i feel like your issue is that you thought this is a lefty thing, but there are libertarians that agree with the wall of separation too

accusations of selective outrage typically boil down to selective observation on the accuser's part

it's the reason that side by side comparisons never have any direct relation or are even in the same league of outrage-worthy

>>2439290

i think that's code for "feel don't think"

(((Machi)))

>>2439305

That there is a great unknowable, knowable force that surrounds us and is nowhere to be found, that knows everything and nothing, is all-powerful and powerless, and a bunch of other cryptic contradictory shit that's fun to figure out.

The end goal is enlightenment and immortality.

>>2439302

There was a stonetoss comic about that.

How does it feel to know that you agreed with the great Hitler comic artist himself on one particular subject?

>lewding Komi-san

Yeah, you need to be put to death

TIL it's inconsistent for me to disagree with tankies, neoliberals, trotskyists, ultralefties, idealists and leninists because that would make it impossible for speccy to strawman me

Spec is used to agreeing with the authoritarian right, so he thinks "the left" is the same way

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rockthrow

>>2439307

well, they definitely nailed the "contradictory, unfalsifiable" aspect of it

>>2439300

>has to lash out as much as possible while refraining from doing literally anything productive

t. boyfriend of convicted felon tranny NEET

>>2439305

The twitter post is literally talking about outright civil disobedience, so if you're conflating that with the campus police you're literally fishing for a rise at this point, lol.

Of course, the libertarian principle should be, at it's most basic, that the government exists to provide the most basic services, and cannot give favoritism to anyone. It is in complete agreement with the previous statements, especially the one by Jefferson you presented earlier.

But that has absolutely nothing to do with establishing a law enforcement agency on a college campus, like is done by many college campuses around the nation.

The only thing that makes this one different is that it's a private church run institution, but for the intent and purpose of what they plan to fund should not at all preclude them from doing so, and is not unconstitutional.

The police force isn't going to provide religious favoritism, or enforce church laws.

Imagine being Tulpa in common human calendar year 2019

>>2439312

We can learn and know of it, but the dao remains beyond the grasp of our knowledge.

It flows through everywhere and everyone and yet is unseen and again, unknowable.

The dao is the will of the universe, and the fate of everything, and yet it exerts no power or will over us.

Or something like that.

oh no it's the racist nazi person

i was starting to get bored with spec anyway so let's make fun of taiga instead

>>2439314

>proving my point

Damn you're dumb when you're mad.

It's funny how Spec threw the word "tranny" in because he thinks it helps his point

If only libertarianism was really just about freedum

>>2439319

> lolbertardian

>>2439319

> lolbertardian

>>2439319

> lolbertardian

>>2439319

> lolbertardian

Made me smile

Machi is a spook.

>>2439323

Do you unironically like Stirner or is it just for the memes?

>>2439325

I like him for the memes but I've read his works

>>2439326

I feel as if he deserves a read just for giving Marx a mental breakdown, but he himself would call that sentiment a spook.

I have other authors on my list.

Maybe I wanna start a dairy distribution centre with my wife's inheritance, maybe not.

Everything is a spook

one last maxmeme

I tried to carve Max Stirner's face into a pumpkin for halloween but I fucked up and ruined the pumpkin and I cried myself to sleep because I couldn't ever do anything right

;~;

scary poloticks thred.....

Spec, I stayed up an extra hour so I could watch your mental breakdown for longer

I hope u feel special, even tho I'm staying home from work tomorrow anyway due to motorcycle accident injuries

I wanna marry hyojin tbh

>>2439336

You fall in love so easily.

maybe i should leave it to erio, since he publically e-fucked you and all

>>2439314

collaborating with the government to then immediately abuse your authority is one of the most establishment things I can think of LOL

>conflating private campus security with police vested with state powers

So you -do- understand that this bill is unnecessary, you're just defending it because you think it's something "the left" doesn't like? Epic discourse, comrade.

It would set a precedent to transfer even more state power to the church, in a state that is already in a religious chokehold trying to chip at civil rights in any way it can.

"i can with full confidence say this would not lead to an abuse of power"

speccy tier hyper naivete

the police is already unaccountable as is

Machi, your opinion is irrelevant. You lewd Komi-san

>>2439337

Hyojin is cute as hell. Also she's british and I love girls with British accents

i may be a sinner but i've never taken erio's cock balls deep in my facehole

Lewding Komi-san is exceedingly worse

shut up nazi dweeb

>kana

>somehow I'm a nazi after saying im a lolbertardian

"i'm a racist that just happens to find /pol/ holocaust denialism funny and shitposts it but those don't reflect my views on the matter i'm just a lolbertarian with average lolbertarian beliefs"

t. definitely not a nazi

dear liberals

if i'm a nazi then how come i deny it

bottom text

(((Machi))), my butt is fascist, maybe you shoulde bash the fash~

>>2439346

libertarian left is a thing, though I'm not one of them

>>2439347

Holocaust never happened. The lie that it did happen oppress the freedoms of millions of innocent europeans.

i like to joke about the holocaust not happening and being gay

trans rights

gay rights

lesbian rights

enby rights

thanks for coming to my TED talk

Cisgender don't deserve rights

ewww polotiks

>>2439359

Equality is a nebulous term and isn't useful as a stated political goal. memes aside.

love too be denied housing and jobs on the basis of my identity

YOU DON'T NEED EXTRA RIGHTS! WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT!

equality is inequality

fear is freedom

subjugation is liberation

contradiction is truth

these are the truths of this world and you will submit to them, you pigs in human clothing!

what do you mean put gender identity under the same umbrella of protection as sex and religious identity

that would create inequality

duh!

you could go to JAIL for misgendering someone!!!!!!

Machi is having a mental breakdown.

Lowkey it's cute that they're liberal.

sgdq started

the scheduled dunking on nazis will continue after

>>2439338

Huh, so wait, you're saying authority of this degree can be abused.

It's a good thing you end this entire post with police unaccountability. So, if that's the case, what's your ideal solution? The church and school can't be trusted to establish police, and it seems neither can the government.

>conflating private campus security with vested state powers

At no point have I conflated these two. College campuses have college police, with sworn officers, and full police powers. They operate as any other police department.

I'm not even defending the bill, I don't even care if the church gets their police force or not, I don't even want it one way, or the other.

My initial argument was your misinterpretation of the fucking constitution, and your continued bait after that is made up entirely in your own head.

love too take posting lessons by the resident libertarian holocaust denier