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File: 234396303ca07b6⋯.jpg (49.66 KB,540x357,180:119,rumble_in_the_cemetary.jpg)

44f71c No.97764

Which wrestler(s) do you think is going to join the HWF at the Pearly Gates this year?

>Ric Flair

That heart scare took a lot out of him, he's practically a walking corpse now.

>Perry Saturn

The guy's an absolute mess and were it not for the face tattoo, I would never have recognized him in his latest videos. He looks like he's in the terminal stages of full-blown AIDS.

>Bruno Sammartino

He's the current Jack Lalanne, but one day his body will give up, and at the age of 82 that day seems fairly close.

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975f43 No.97765

The Undertaker will go out Misawa-style.

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558966 No.97767

When Daniel Bryan's WWE contract is up and he goes to wrestle in NJPW and gets bonked on the head a few times he'll go Benoit, killing his wife, daughter and himself.

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e48883 No.97768

>>97767

Nah, I'm pretty sure it's the WWE doctor not knowing shit while every other doctor said he was good to go.

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2e4edc No.98030

>>97767

Shit, well this thread escalated quickly.

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9a56cd No.98034

File: 38de76648a23460⋯.jpg (84.38 KB,750x750,1:1,Wrestling jesus.jpg)

Jesus enters in at 30, throws out Andre the Giant, Dusty Rhodes, and Crash Holly all at the same time to win for the 10th consecutive year.

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18355d No.98035

>>97767

gonna agree on this, or he'll BREAK his neck during the match and die right there

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b123a9 No.98037

File: cfea85acb93b845⋯.jpg (205.34 KB,900x1200,3:4,Meme Gene.jpg)

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519af8 No.98039

>>97764

My money is on Bret Hart

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59a749 No.98043

>>97764

Wasn't just Flair's heart, it was every organ in his body. His bowels were so fucked he needs an ostomy bag now. That he's alive at all is something of a miracle.

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b123a9 No.98044

Someone in THE wwe will die via car crash

screencap this

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d56d64 No.98045

File: 631df59fa6eadd0⋯.png (1.07 KB,99x19,99:19,ClipboardImage.png)

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2a3b26 No.98046

File: ff48f4b8ade7898⋯.png (677 B,38x25,38:25,Capture.PNG)

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44f71c No.98050

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67dffd No.98600

File: f29a6ae9da7e7c3⋯.jpg (39.62 KB,599x300,599:300,nwo-sting.jpg)

could be anyone

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4c78cb No.100102

File: 8522113762f4ec4⋯.jpg (140.71 KB,1284x722,642:361,9754-mask-promotional_imag….jpg)

Completely forgot about this guy. Everyone's been treating him as a dead man walking YOU'VE DONE IT NOW for the past two years.

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49cacd No.100318

>>100102

>0 dimes jarret going i to the HOF

>Vader isn't

Vader even thought he would die last year.

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b5f543 No.100348

>ric flair

that fucking dude will live until 2034.

the next person to die will be sami zayn from blowing himself up inside a church.

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792d0f No.132672

>>98037

11 months off.

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ab6516 No.133024

File: 4c2c07bc467084a⋯.png (596.04 KB,800x447,800:447,ClipboardImage.png)

File: dfb8c1c09aefc65⋯.png (601.67 KB,768x515,768:515,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9217b3e505edbf5⋯.png (1.03 MB,960x540,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

>>98600

>Bret is the only Hart that's alive

>All Kliq members are still well and alive

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ab6516 No.133025

File: 44ef396ff9aa92d⋯.png (736.83 KB,576x768,3:4,ClipboardImage.png)

>>98044

Well Billy Herrington died in a car crash but I don't think he was ever in WWE.

RIP Aniki gone too soon.

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ab6516 No.133026

>>132672

More like 3 days off

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ab6516 No.133027

>>133026

Scratch that thought the thread was about who will die in 2018

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792d0f No.133029

File: b8d553781f15347⋯.png (802.49 KB,1280x720,16:9,hart foundation 20 years l….png)

>>133024

>first pic

when you grey out everyone that's dead it really drives the point home on how unluckily depressing Bret's life has been.

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792d0f No.133030

File: 62ce8f40cf145b5⋯.png (4.8 KB,246x96,41:16,decito.png)

>>133029

also this was my fucking captcha lmao

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2beef4 No.133031

File: 70695818d3d3804⋯.gif (388.22 KB,350x263,350:263,cf8eeabf4cf9a1fea1f704513d….gif)

>>133029

>click on pic

>everyone grayed out is happy

>Bret looks sad

>everyone is gone

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326d3d No.133287

>>133029

>family values grayed out as well

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50c7df No.134778

File: 942c11e960019ff⋯.gif (922.04 KB,396x297,4:3,grinning haitch.gif)

>>100348

Shamefully underrated.

>>97764

Let's hope it's Vince, eh?

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