Oh, hi. Um, no, over here. On the table.Yeah. Yeah, I um. I had a little accident. Well, ok, kinda a big accident.Um.So what had happened was, I found a food TF machine in the attic, see, and I was fiddling with it, yeah? Well, you know, fiddli

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Anonymous 06/13/20 (Sat) 15:19:21 No.37278

Oh, hi. Um, no, over here. On the table.

Yeah. Yeah, I um. I had a little accident. Well, ok, kinda a big accident.

Um.

So what had happened was, I found a food TF machine in the attic, see, and I was fiddling with it, yeah? Well, you know, fiddling…like playing with the settings…and um…imagining it being used on me…

And um…I might have fallen in…after setting it up…cause I was uh…well, I was masturbating really hard imagining being eaten…and my balance is really bad, you know? And um…

Help?

Oh. Um. Yeah. I guess…I guess I would go back to normal if you, um. If you ate me. Um. And d-digested me? Oh. Um.

Well.

Enjoy?

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Anonymous 06/13/20 (Sat) 16:47:45 No.37280

I shit you not, he turned himself into a burger, funniest shit I've ever seen

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Anonymous 06/13/20 (Sat) 22:58:06 No.37287

>>37278

Fuck no. I'm not eating you. I'm sure my dog will though

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Anonymous 06/14/20 (Sun) 03:49:30 No.37292

*Eats the glasses on the bugger with a satisfying crunch*

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Anonymous 06/14/20 (Sun) 20:32:10 No.37323

>>37292

"There'd my glass go"

"I can't see without my glasses"

"Somebody eat me please"

"I can't see without my glasses"

"Someone eat me so I can go look for my glasses!"

"Jinkies, somebody eat me!"

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