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 No.9744

WWYD

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 No.9749

>>9744

>leg in a cast

>carries a grocery bag

I'm too old to hit on her, but you ought to figure it out yourself how it's done.

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 No.9763

>>9744

Smile and show her my penis. She looks stuck up so she'll probably just walk away from me like other grils do.

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 No.9764

>>9763

Try showing erect penis.

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 No.9772

>>9749

>but you ought to figure it out yourself how it's done

text her money to pay for the groceries while fapping to the pictures from the safety of your home... that's how it's done these days right?

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 No.9785

File: bbfb6be7f587027⋯.png (52.32 KB, 150x150, 1:1, 1g.png)

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 No.9803

>>9764

Agree, show penis.

This usually works.

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 No.9813

Offer help, kidnap, and break the other leg so she can't run when I rape her.

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 No.9874

>>9744

belle delphine is kinda hot ngl

(yeah,simp ik)

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 No.9885

>>9744

Call the cops and have her arrested for loitering.

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 No.9886

>>9785

This.

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 No.10384

>>9744

so she has legit stalkers?

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 No.10388

>>10384

or it could be for publicity. viral marketing. like, look at me! i've injured my leg and i'm all vulnerable and some creeper is creeping on me! just imagine, i'm so scared... please buy my bath water and send extra donations in this time of need etc

but yeah she probably has legit stalkers too

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 No.10389

Force her into a bath to get some actual gamergirl bathwater and not just water in a jar. Drop 30 dollars in the tub as I walk out triumphantly

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>>9744

raep

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 No.10443

Do a Ted Bundy on her

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 No.10496

>>9744

run to the toilet and shoot some white because that would be the only outcome if I ever were to encounter this since I don't leave my house except for a minimum if 3 hours when I have no other choice or to get something. go to the bathroom and ignore her.

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