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File: 72ef5241021e18a⋯.jpg (33.17 KB, 640x512, 5:4, 1208366084081.jpg)

 No.79265

sup /b/ ?

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 No.79266

>>79265

this isn't /b/, you stupid fucking sack of chatroom culture garbage

Take your ass back to 4chan, where you belong

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 No.79267

File: 62d404a747390e0⋯.png (441.68 KB, 1324x1527, 1324:1527, leftists.png)

>>79266

>4chan

You must be new.

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 No.79268

File: 636642e1ad842bf⋯.jpg (99.82 KB, 1350x1080, 5:4, Picsart_23_02_17_17_01_56_….jpg)

>>79265

what's "up" is your lack of shock value

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 No.79269

File: be4c0c5cdb1c740⋯.jpg (120.21 KB, 1350x1080, 5:4, Picsart_23_02_17_17_03_00_….jpg)

>>79267

The same way you're "new" to heterosexuality?

HINT: you're not actually heterosexual until you have sex with the opposite gender

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 No.79270

>>79267

And yet another lonely weekend Begins for you

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 No.79271

>>79265

Kike blood pressure, apparently

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 No.79272

>>79265

Q: WHAT'S UP ?

A: Believe it or not, the average man's penis size has increased globally

100% TRUE

Coincidentally, the number of white males on planet Earth has gone down

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 No.79273

File: 5dfb2eb866da194⋯.jpg (613.48 KB, 1080x2177, 1080:2177, Screenshot_20230217_172505….jpg)

And I'm not even joking...

this is 100% true

As the number of white males on planet Earth decreases, the average penis size has steadily increased at an equal ratio

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 No.79274

>>79265

can you guess why no mother has ever advised her daughter to "find a nice white guy and settle down" ?

........ it's because mothers are women, even yours, so of course they know merchantish guys have much bigger dicks than white guys.

That's right, Lonely Boy.. as you sit there playing video games and masturbating yourself to sleep again this weekend, keep in mind that your mother has known about your tiny little penis ever since you were born...

Just like your father.. she's always known that your father's family has small penises

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 No.79275

EVERY MOTHER KNOWS :

If you want a big dick, find a nice merchantish guy and settle down

Because merchantish guys stretch vaginas to their limit....

Wild white guys end up playing video games every Friday Saturday and Sunday night

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 No.79276

And don't think your lack of employment went on noticed, either....

Mothers always advise their daughters tofind a nice Jèwish guy and settle downbecause they have more money and bigger penises

Because they're more intelligent than white guys, and always have better jobs

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 No.79277

And now you finally know why no mother in history has ever advised her daughter to "find a nice white guy and settle down"....

Why would any woman want to settle down with an unemployed man with a little penis who plays video games all weekend long?

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 No.79278

>>79265

Other than your little penis, lack of a job, and complete lack of shock value... what's up with YOU?

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 No.79279

>>79265

Damn it I forgot all about the video games and futile masturbation.. my bad.. let me try that again

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 No.79280

>>79265

Other than your little penis, lack of a job, complete lack of shock value, stupid childish video games, and futile masturbation every night as a sleep aid........... what's up with YOU, faggot?

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 No.79281

GOD DAMMIT !!!!

I completely forgot to include the overcompensation thing

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 No.79282

>>79265

Because if you're really interested, I'll be more than happy to tell you what's up with me :

HAVING SEX WITH A FEMALE LIFE COMPANION

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 No.79283

>>79265 it's called heterosexuality.. you should try it one of these years

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 No.79284

>>79265

I'm guessing it never occurred to you that an awkward socially dysfunctional sexually incompetent lonely adult male who's never seen a vagina in real life, has no job, can't support himself, and lives in his mommy's spare bedroom is probably the farthest thing from "Superior" that anybody could possibly ever think of?.....

There are over4 billion womenon planet earth, and according toALL4 billion of them :

You're the last guy on Earth they would ever fuck.. they would rather fuck a nigger or a stinky greasy Iranian than to be seen standing next to you...

According to over 4 billion women, you're probably the most inferior guy they could possibly think of

Compared to you, a Down syndrome black guy seems like a decidedly less embarrassing option, according to 4 billion women

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 No.79285

>>79265

Because even the stupidest, ugliest, flat broke losersstill get pussy

Apparently, you are the only person on Earth who seems to thinkYOUare somehow "superior"....

I'm afraid your opinion doesn't count

If you were even vaguely superior in ANY category, you'd have at least two or three girls fucking you right now

...... apparently, according to 4 billion women, your self estimation is way off mark

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 No.79286

>>79265

I've had several really ugly friends that got TONS OF PUSSY......

I've known complete fucking losers who had beautiful girlfriends

I've known penniless men who had gorgeous wives

There are guys who had their bodies chopped in half in horrifying accidents, who don't even have genitals anymore.. and even THEY have gorgeous girlfriends......

bit not YOU............

It speaks volumes

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 No.79287

File: 29d8a82672c3a16⋯.jpg (58.36 KB, 750x447, 250:149, 29d8a82672c3a16e5d982dc3bb….jpg)

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 No.79288

Every guy remembers women who dated losers.. and we used to ask ourselves, "what is SHE doing withHIM???"

But that's not a question anybody ever asked about you

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 No.79289

>>79287

Are you aware that just like the animal kingdom, the human race also has the same unique trait :

only 10% of men fuck 90% of the women?

How's your video game working out for you?

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 No.79290

I mean, Jesus fucking Christ dude..

HOW MANY YEARS do you intend on continuing toneverget any pussy?

At what point are you finally going to stop being such a fucking coward?

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 No.79291

Because I know real life skinhead neo-nazis

AND YOURENOTONE OF THEM

You are a sheltered little video game Sissy

You didn't become a lonely awkward chatroom culture parrot who "spends every single weekend all alone by himself playing video games and jacking off" by being the high school football jock or being a ladies man

Your mommy sheltered you and coddled you....

That week soft bitch actually allowed you to become a little girl, with a video game controller in your hands

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 No.79292

"but WWAAAHHH I'm an incel!"

"WAAHH ITS NOT MY FAULT!!"

BULLSHIT.......

THERES ==NOTHING= "INVOLUNTARY" ABOUT BEHAVING LIKE A SISSY, AND BEING TERRIFIED OF REJECTION!!

that's right, "tough intimidating neonazi"

YOURE A COWARD !!!!

You can't even look a woman in the eyes.. you are so terrified of rejection, that you never even try

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 No.79293

SO AFRAID OF REJECTION, THAT YOU NEVER EVEN TRY:

FAILING due to your FEAR OF FAILURE

There's nothing involuntary about being a fucking coward

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 No.79294

I've never met a man who couldn't get pussy thatknew how to fight

IFYOU CAN'T FUCK, then of courseYOU CAN'T FIGHT

how "intimidating"

Too bad there aren't any cheat codes in real life

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 No.79295

You're more like a 9 year old girl than you are a MAN

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 No.79296

everybody already knows your trend-followingJĒW THIS, JĒW THAT"fagshow is nothing more than a weak attempt at DISTRACTING FROM YOUR LACK OF A GIRLFRIEND

You don't even have a platonic friendship with a female

You can't even find a woman who is willing to hang out with you, like "friends" do....

All you've got is your obsolete little computer, your effeminate videogames, and your imaginary superiority...

And you actually wonder why women laugh in your face?

(it's because they've determined you are not worth waiting for your back to be turned)

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 No.79297

File: 1b4b1c2a3a001cb⋯.jpg (90.77 KB, 387x362, 387:362, 1090034127.jpg)

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 No.79298

File: 366ebb8826e5fea⋯.jpg (137.51 KB, 1202x869, 1202:869, Picsart_23_02_17_18_46_20_….jpg)

>>79297

Let's take a look at how many weekends you end up sitting all by yourself in front of your obsolete little sissy boy computer, playing with your tiny little penis......

How Superior of you

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 No.79299

File: d7d160b36d0e91f⋯.jpg (236.49 KB, 1202x869, 1202:869, Picsart_23_02_17_18_47_12_….jpg)

But let's just be honest here.. it's not only on the weekends

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 No.79300

yep........

you've got EVERY REASON

to Be jealous of jēws.........

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 No.79301

File: ca578d68da71f6f⋯.jpg (409.16 KB, 1080x696, 45:29, Screenshot_20230217_185501.jpg)

And everybody realizes you have a habit of pointing fingers and blaming the world for your own self-imposed problems and shortcomings

But you're not fooling anybody

It's not women's fault that you simply don't measure up

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 No.79302

and let's just be honest..you were probably correct in the first place:

they WILL laugh when they see your tiny little genitals

So I guess the video games weren't such a bad idea after all, because apparently you were born to be homosexual

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 No.79303

File: 8c8c8fef91dee2d⋯.jpg (53.54 KB, 445x413, 445:413, 12336577515.jpg)

the projection is real

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 No.79304

>>79303

he's not projecting jack shit. you're a liar. he's correct. you have no gf.

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 No.79305

File: 9f9e41e1d79862d⋯.jpg (247.29 KB, 705x655, 141:131, 1242754543529.jpg)

>>79304

>I-Im not samefagging

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 No.79325

>>79303

I take off my robe and wizard hat

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 No.79406

File: 2ea6ccdcb7f09aa⋯.jpg (122.99 KB, 1080x1268, 270:317, b74978b69e92d3fe86a4e064a3….jpg)

>>79325

Here comes trouble

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 No.79478

File: 8fb120cc155d205⋯.jpg (90.75 KB, 700x525, 4:3, 1208366767027.jpg)

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 No.79479

File: 8cf093eaaec2989⋯.jpg (128 KB, 768x512, 3:2, mary_of_the_hunt.jpg)

File: 3b9a34d4b6bed04⋯.jpg (64 KB, 768x502, 384:251, no_caption.jpg)

File: 5a225b4d6588066⋯.jpg (256 KB, 1620x1080, 3:2, stop_the_spread.jpg)

File: 5a4ffdf85e268e1⋯.jpg (32.64 KB, 634x418, 317:209, dr_linetrap.jpg)

>>79265

randome

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