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File: ac18bed563b1e5a⋯.jpg (507.88 KB, 2236x1308, 559:327, bibibestie.jpg)

 No.78992

You choose wrong, Bibi gonna fuck you up. Russia will fall then Iran then China then NK. Make your peace

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 No.78993

File: e860d07c3631d67⋯.jpg (25.35 KB, 400x266, 200:133, the_glass_gatee.jpg)

enjoy every falafel, it may be your last,

savor the crunch of the rice, soon Justice will come for the evil ones who oppress Iran in their black pajamas.

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 No.78994

>>78992

LOL @ RUSSIA & CHINA "FALLING"

boy oh boy, you certainly don't understand geopolitics whatsoever, do you?

WHY ARE YOU UNEMPLOYED???

ITS A WORKDAY, AND YOU DONT HAVE A JOB !!!

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 No.78995

>>78993

You can't afford any falafel, because you can't support yourself without a job.

Somebody's buying your Falafel for you, and we all know it's your mother

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 No.78996

>>78993

ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE

Unemployed people don't have money

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 No.78997

>>78993

Since you're not very good at geopolitics, let's see if you're any good at basic math :

human + being alive = costs money

Now that we've covered that fundamental equation, let's move on to something a little bit more obvious

YOU + NO JOB = NO MONEY

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 No.78998

>>78993

YOU + WEEKDAY CHATROOM = UNEMPLOYED MOOCH

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 No.78999

>>78993

Let's move on to something more collegiate :

mooch + no money = lives with mommy

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 No.79000

>>78993

Now time for something a little bit more algebraic :

YOU + ARE + A BUM = YOURE ABUM

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 No.79001

>>78993

BUM + OPINIONS = IRRELEVANT

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 No.79002

File: 11c57fdb2c76130⋯.jpg (201.36 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Picsart_23_02_09_11_25_43_….jpg)

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR IDIOTIC OPINIONS

GET A FUCKINGJOB, BUM !!!

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 No.79003

File: 9905d87ccf9354b⋯.jpg (199.93 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Picsart_23_02_09_11_29_09_….jpg)

NO MONEY = STFU ANDGET A JOB!!

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 No.79004

File: 16152c042e8f9db⋯.jpg (54.66 KB, 370x534, 185:267, db014eb8e6884dd79cc395518f….jpg)

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 No.79005

>>78992

exactly WHEN do you intend on finally moving out of your mother's house?

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 No.79016

>>78992

it is now 5:00 PM EST

hundreds of millions of adults are just now getting off or, headed home, to enjoy the fruits of their efforts...

BUT NOTYOU..................

whoever you're MOOCHING OFF is getting off work, coming home, and has to see YOUR LAZY ASS

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 No.79022

>>79016

While other "adults" have spent the whole day spraying explosive delerium into obscure chans in such a way as to make the world all seem so normal when you're at the walmart wondering why the cough syrup made you go there when you don't even have money to spend and it seems like the employees are trying to corner you further into the maze of aieles, and they definitely have set up a rotating permiter guard due to covid theft and locked the doors to the garden room exit even though it says exit and and it's the only place that's warm and and employee starts banging around his palet walker when there aren't even palets in there because they were watching you and they knew you thought you could maybe urinate into the plants where it's warm instead of trying to bfreak through the castle guard around the bathroom, which somehow thinks IT'S JUST PERFECTLY FINE TO LET ACTUAL HOBOS IN THERE WITHOUT PATRONIZING THE PLACE OF BUSINESS OR FOR SOME CONSTRUCTION WORKER TO SPEND ABOUT 3 OR 4 HOURS TAKING A SHIT WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO REAL BAD AND EVERY TIME YOU TRY TO USE THE SINK TO PRETEND YOU WERE JUST THER E TO USE THE SINK HE GRUNTS OR SIGHS OR MAKES A PHONE CALL BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE HAS POWER OVER YOU TO NOT BE ABLE TO RELEASE YOUR BOWELS and so you go back to the food section because everybody buys food or at least walks around to look at the food but then there's a midget yelling at an obese woman on a mobility scooter about fridays and grabbing forzen pizzas out of her basket and throwing them on the floor, and aparently this is some kind of stand down operation because the walmart staff simply pretends it's not happening.

And then you realize that jonny neptune couldn't even cut it as somebody who lives in the parking lot and keeps moving his car around frantically, sometimes going in tight circles when he panics, at the walmart, let alone hold down a job there like an adult.

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 No.79025

ITT Food stamp queen gets big mad and people point and laugh

Johnny Neptune is a lolcow

>>79016

>>79005

>>79004

>>79003

>>79002

>>79001

>>79000

>>78999

>>78998

>>78997

>>78996

>>78995

>>78994

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 No.79207

File: 590e2625572704d⋯.jpg (17.17 KB, 350x334, 175:167, braaaaaaasssssss.jpg)

Always be colonising

You know what it takes to be a israli pm? BRASS BALLS!

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 No.79445

File: 6c359dd35292e64⋯.jpg (64 KB, 640x400, 8:5, gay_sex_base.jpg)

Deep inside Iranian gaysex base 44 iranians have been having gayu sex around the clock and have enriched Uranian to 84 percent purity via the cleveland steamer process.

israel must deploy a new version of the stuxnex virus designed to combat this homo production, the suxnex.

maybe it is time a bunker buster fell off a drone and landed on this secret homobase?

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 No.79480

File: 86f5aac0a711f54⋯.jpg (140.31 KB, 725x1088, 725:1088, 0w0.jpg)

84%

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