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>>78278

Neptune here

lucky you.... you already won the bet

you've already excelled far beyond the other chatroom culture anime videogame douchebuckets

congratulations

NOW:

DOUBLE OR NOTHING

D E E P T H R O A T

from her or

5 -ST☆R DINNER & MOVIE

from you

win-win

trust me... don't be afraid

if your voice quivers

even for a millisecond

then it's ruined

so hust be calm, confident, cute, but NOT JOKING...

simply offer to up the ante

because your end goal was NOT a bikini

and SHE KNOWS IT

so if you don't tap that ass

she'll wonder what your problem is

she's ready

so go for it

>>78278

DISCLAIMER :

FYI, I didn't read a single word of your texts, nor did I look at the photos

I glanced and saw a chick, but didn't take a second glance...

I don't care

FACTS :

she'll laugh, almost as to laugh it off...

then when you start describing THE BEST RESTAURANT IN YOUR CITY, and how you think a good Moscato goes with any meal... she'll realize you're serious.

don't mention deepthroat again

she heard it the first time

talk about the badass meal and wine

and a movie....

do NOT "ask" her

never ask.....

"asking" is offering an option "no"

so never ask....

always frame it

IN A STATEMENT

.

simply state your intentions.... it's easy

HERES MY PROPRIETARY TECHNIQUE:

I've always made it an easier approach by saying, "I'M INCLINED TO SAY YOU SHOULD _____"

(fill in the blank)

"I'm INCLINED to say we make it more fun. double or nothing... the lose performs oral sex on the winner no fucking, just give the other an orgasm, then I'm taking both of us to the new Italian restaurant"

by saying you're "INCLINED to say it", you have SAID IT,without saying it

and you never asked a God damn thing

there's always a 50% chance

but by asking, you give them

AN INVITATION TO SAY NO

there's a 75% chance she'll take the FANCY DINNER OPTION

and either way, YOU WIN

even if she says no

YOU STILL WIN

you WIN.....

because you never asked

so technically she can't answer no

there's no "rejection" when you don't ask

there's no shame in making a statement

if she doesn't take the next step

it's okay

you've got a lifetime worth of suggestions to offer

and of course not all of them result in a payout

but that's not going to stop you from making suggestions

HINT:

I'm inclined to say you need to stop focusing on half-measures

the entire 'bikini car wash' thing is CUTE

but it's not your true goal

you'll never reach the top by putting your "finish line" near the bottom

stop setting your sights on a peripheral area

aim for the target

trust me....

in life, we tend to be afraid to take chances, afraid that if it doesn't work out, we'll look stupid, look like failures.

but that's bullshit...

we don't look stupid for TAKING CHANCES

we look like brave motherfuckers

especially when we don't let rejection defeat us

when someone takes a wild chance, they realize they might not succeed

it goes with the territory

and when they smile after being rejected, THEY ARE HEROES...

people who keep taking chances serve as inspirations to the common man

we don't laugh when they don't reach their goal

we cheer them on for having BALLS

WE CHEER THEM ON.....

AS THEY TAKE ANOTHER CHANCE

and another

because rejection is NOT the obstacle to success

rejection is the ROAD TO SUCCESS

so stop setting half-measure goals

success is a mathematical equation

percentages

statistics

a prize fighter only becomes the champ

after having his ass knocked out cold

countless times

and beating around the bush is a technique that you should rarely use

it's only valuable if it's part of coyness

beating around the bush is NOT a valuable basic framework for ANYTHING, especially pussy

after your first success at "just going for it" and taking a wd chance, you'll realize EGG ZACK LEE HOWEASYIT IS

and you'll learn to perfect it

you'll learn to

STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH

each time youfailYOULL LEARN

you'll learn to make changes

to perfect it

and each time yousucceedYOULL LEARN HOW TO SHORTEN THE PROCESS

if you roll the dice long enough, you'll get boxcars...

so it's unlikely you'd get rejected 10 times

there's at least a 10% chance of success, if not twice that much

butyou'll never HAVE a chance to INCREASE the chances until you TAKE THE CHANCE

so just be honest

tell themyou intend on fucking them

sooner, rather than later

don't ask if they fuck you

be upfront, but don't be creepy

no need to be uncomfortable

relax and state your intention

and instead of immediately saying FUCK

perhaps package it in a romantic box

tell them you intend on DATING them

right up front.

you intend on being their boyfriend

they know you're talking about fucking

they already expect you to try

and they've seen every technique

they've brushed off hundreds of "Mr. Beat Around Yhe Bush" Guys...

they've brushed off tons of uncomfortable awkward guys

or demanding g guys or desperate clingy guys

so be the guy

WHO STATED HIS INTENTION

and never even asked a question

they know you want to fuck

so just be the only one that made it seem so natural

with honesty

>>78299

I just read all of that.

I’ll challenge her to a nude wrestling match haha