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 No.77113

Chances of getting suicided, high

Chances of winning a Grammy, low

https://youtu.be/3WhHuV74Xm8

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 No.77115

>>77113

since you obviously have NO DISCERNABLE TALENT, you're definitely not worth anybody caring enough to "Suicide" you...

that's simply your stupid technique ofstill pretending you have value

you don't

none

that's why you sit all alone at 3 AM on a weeknight, obviously unemployed, sti never having been able to convey enough of the minimal charisma required to attract even the most desperate of women....

You're not even interesting enough to have attracted even a fat ugly brain injured homosexual man...

so.......

since nobody even realizes you exist

we literally won't even notice when you do the world a favor, and stop wasting our precious food water and oxygen...

PROTIP:

only 18 micrograms of fentanyl will send an overweight lazy talentless slob into the safe warm embrace of death

100 % painless

you'll never even realize that you stopped breathing

But stop being such a melodramatic drama queen and just try being a man for the first time in your life.. and please just get it over with quickly because at this moment, the only person who realized you existed is about to post this comment and move on to something interesting

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 No.77116

>>77113

SIDENOTE:

When I first saw this thread, I thought you were making a self-deprecating joke, because you found out I received a letter in the mail informing me that I was now under consideration for nomination by the judging committee for the Grammy Awards..

It seems they were impressed with my latest musical releases...

You know what you have to do, so stop wasting our time with words and just go to sleep, Fat Boy

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 No.77167

>getting suicided

ah, it is that time of the year ... again

are the clintons on the loose again

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 No.77184

"getting suicided" : only the most insignificant losers entertain these thoughts, trying to convince themselves that they represent some kind of threat to the status quo while they sit there in front of their idiotic little computer monitors, playing video games and fantasizing about being important

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 No.77185

>>77113

They don't want to Suicide you

They want you to take a bath

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 No.77186

>>77113

They simply want you to bathe because you stink, and they're tired of having a smell you everyday at the library

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