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THANK YOU FOR PROVING :

FETISHES ARE SIMPLY A DISTRACTION TECHNIQUE THAT HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH SEX

ONLY ASEXUAL MISFIT WEIRDOS PRETEND TO HAVE FETISHES

ITS THEIR WAY OF PRETENDING TO BE "SEXUALLY ELITE"

WHEN IN REALITY, THEY ARE TERRIFIED OF INTAMACY

SO THEY DONT LIKE SEX

Weirdos who never learned how to resolve their inner psychological issues from their childhood allow it to create a fear of intimacy in their adulthood

This fear of intimacy creates anasexualadult.... like you

But they realize normal people enjoy sex, and proceeds them as being a weird creepy asexual misfit who can't resolve his childhood issues

So they fabricate a bullshit facade

And pretend as if they have an elite sexuality

Drinking champagne out of a stilettois not sex

Wearing black rubber clothing and spanking each other on stage while listening to Nine Inch Nailsis not sex

Pretending that you are in control of somebody else or that they are in control of youis not sex

Rubbing somebody's feet or licking their toesis not sex

YOU ARE AN AWKARD MISFIT LOSER

AND PEOPLE DONT LIKE YOU

YOU DO NOT GET LAID

100% ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN

NOBODY FUCKS YOU

YOURE UNDESIRABLE, AND YOU MAKE WOMENS SKIN CRAWL, SIMPLY BECAUSE YOURE SO AWKWARD AND INFANTILE

also, there's a greater than 75% chance you were molested as a child

EXAMPLE OF HOW AWKWARD AND UNCOMFORTABLE YOU ARE :

"THANKFULLY I SAVE MY POSTS"

NOBODY WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU

and your STUPID FAKE STORY hasZERO SHOCK VALUE

You're BORING AS FUCK

TELL US ABOUT HIS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH

There's a greater than 75% chance the only sexual encounter you've ever had was being molested as a child

SO...... TELL US ABOUT HIS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH

REAL LIFE FACT : anybody who ever claims to "have a fetish" actually WAS TOO WEAK TO RESOLVE THEIR CHILDHOOD ISSUES

You're a limp washing

go away

oops typo

YOURE A LIMP WASHRAG

You're not even vaguely interesting

You've got a lame sense of humor

and 13 year olds have already surpassed you

go away

I swear to God I'd LOVE to punch you in the face

I hate your entire generation

I've been explaining the LAME PREDICTABLE "PSYCHOLOGY" of "fetishes" to losers like you for 43 years

and here YOU are..... in 2023

thinking you're "original"

your entire generation SUCKS dude

I'm absolutely convinced the United States Department of Defense used some kind of strange chemical on the public about 25 or 30 years ago, and it mutated male sperm, and that's the only possible explanation for your generation

Your entire generation are the biggest fucking losers I've ever seen in my life

It's almost as if they sprayed some kind of chemical homosexual hormone thing or something and your entire generation was born effeminate and awkward and incapable of integrating into society like a normal human being

I hate ALL of you losers

But I wouldLOVEto kick your video game controller down your throat and break the teeth out of your mouth

You're SO not interesting

>>76792

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT :

There's no need for you to create a fabricated facade of fictitional fetish garbage to hide your asexuality

There's no need for you to worry

Because nobody wants to have sex with you in the first place

MY FETISH : I enjoy asking losers to hold their video game controllers in their mouth

And then kicking the video game controller as hard as I can

You're a douchebucket

and before I go :

Please tell the rest of your entire generation that I said THE ENTIRE WORLD HATES YOU GUYS

(and NOW you finally know why girls your age fuck guys MY AGE)

and tell your stupid prostitute mother to call me

I know some niggers

she can make a quick $30

( this is the part where you pretend like you can shrug it off as you play another video game )

go back to 4chat

My dude, you need to take a chill pill.

>>76822

I'm NOT your dude...........

I'm your polar opposite

GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD

you weird little dysfunctional parody

I hate your ENTIRE WORTHLESS GENERATION

>>76792

YOUR GENERATION = the end of the human race

Because for humans to survive, they have to reproduce

There's something so weird about you guys.. as a matter of fact, I'm going to create a thread called GENERATION GAP

And I want you to read it so you'll understand why the rest of the world looks at your generation and wishes you guys had never been born

And if you're intelligent enough to let go of your fragile little ego, you might actually learn something

You might even learn how to get a girlfriend

>>76792

It's coincidental that you have a nose fetish, because I have a fetish that revolves around breaking people's noses. Let's hook up someday

>noses

hooknoses are best

how could shiksas ever compete