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File: 6ebdd7532679ba6⋯.jpg (296.86 KB, 1064x1064, 1:1, 1672345198203925.jpg)

 No.76699

She used to be the ultimate fitness model.

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 No.76701

>>76699

she could gain 350 pounds and she STILL wouldn't fuck you

fitnessfaggot

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 No.76702

Q: what kind of man actually focuses on "FITNESS MODELS"?

A: a homosexual

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 No.76703

>>76699

shouldn't you be writing something WITH EFFEMINATE HANDWRITING?

or doing some push-ups and squats?

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 No.76704

>>76699

IRONIC : your gay fitness fixation

your complaints about a pig

and your lack of a girlfriend

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 No.76705

>>76699

all the "fitness" in the world OBVIOUSLY isn't going to get you a woman.

women simply don't like you

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 No.76707

you can't get a girl

you can't fight

you can't defend yourself

lol @ "fitness models"

hahahaha

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 No.76708

poor misunderstood lonely fitnessfaggot

I don't do push-ups

I don't do squats

I don't masturbate to "fitness models"

AND I GET TONS OF PUSSY

and I could beat the ever livin' dogshit outta you

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 No.76709

>>76699

WHY NO WOMAN WILL FUCK YOU :

because it's YOU

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 No.76710

File: 4b45e18e87251a2⋯.jpg (70.38 KB, 1010x432, 505:216, Screenshot_20230103_123308.jpg)

LET'S*

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 No.76712

File: c78283c7ea1e393⋯.jpg (225.05 KB, 616x938, 44:67, 6e1992f4ce6f6b984a2fd195f8….jpg)

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 No.76715

File: 685e7773b10f5eb⋯.jpg (346.68 KB, 1080x1645, 216:329, Picsart_23_01_03_13_47_15_….jpg)

>>76699

U N E M P L O Y E D M O O C H

Of course no woman's interested in fucking an unemployed adult male

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 No.76716

File: 2a98aa71254fb81⋯.png (27.72 KB, 1536x1536, 1:1, Picsart_23_01_03_13_49_41_….png)

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 No.76717

>>76712

Her face is ugly and her tits are too big.. she's just the average female, probably less than average to be quite honest with you

But the average female will NOT have sex with you

And so far, there's not a single God damn female on this Planet who's willing to fuck you

Because you're a fucking loser with creepy effeminate handwriting

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 No.76718

Not even the fat desperate ugly women will fuck you

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 No.76719

What's it like not having a job,

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 No.76720

you unemployed worthless sack of garbage?

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 No.76722

Since you don't have a job, why don't you go do some more push-ups and pretend to be a heterosexual?

HINT: to be a heterosexual, you must first actually be sexual

as in : HAVING SEX

You're neither homosexual or heterosexual.. you're not even bisexual

There's nothing sexual about you, other than masturbation and that doesn't count

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 No.76950

>marisa miller

weird, since you could have posted marisa tomei

much hotter

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