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WORDPRESS = can't afford a $5 website

still self-absorbed?

I'd like to tell you a story

a story about an extremely popular man

he attracted other people by being self absorbed

I'd LIKE TO tell you that story

but it doesn't exist

because NOBODY IS ATTRACTED TO SELF PITY

it's only as bad :

as you keep telling yourself that it is

I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

conversely, IVE NEVER BEEN UNHAPPIER

it's my choice

>>76079

in the past 3 days, you could have already solved 90% of your problems

I suppose BEING SRLF ABSORBED doesn't solve anything?

even BEING SELF ABSORBED doesn't solve anything

ELF BARS = you're inhaling nickel and cadmium

ELF BARS = you're quite literallyinhaling heavy metals

if you think youth makes you bulletproof, impervious to the effects of HEAVY METAL POISONING...... that's would be expected

most young ppl think this way

I know I used to.....

instead of HATING BLACK PEOPLE

I empathize with the black people who are smart

because their people won't rise to the occassion

I CAN RELATE

BECAUSE MY WHITE PEOPLE ALSO REFUSE TO RISE TO THE OCCASION

THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE REFUSES TO RISE TO THE OCCASION!!!

it sucks to be "smart", because OBVIOUSLYthe average human IS NOT SMART

so when I watch Dave Chapelle for example.....

I relate

because HIS PEOPLE WILL NOT RISE TO THE OCCASION

NEITHER WILL WHITE PEOPLE

NEITHER WILL ASIANS OR MEXICANS OR ITALIANS ETC ETC ETC

ANYONE WHO ESPOUSES WHITE SUPREMACY.... IS LYING

ALL HUMANS ARE INFERIOR

YOU ARE INFERIOR

I AM INFERIOR

ALL HUMANS ARE INFERIOR

I've seen real superiority face to face many many times before so I know how to recognize it immediately

I've seen superiority up close because I do animal rescue

And Trust Me........ superiority has nothing to do with humans whatsoever

Good luck using your blunt stupid little manipulative Fatboy fingers in preventing an owl from ripping your face off if you surprised it by poking your head where it shouldn't be somewhere near a hollow tree

In nature, a horse gives birth to a foal, and within 15 minutes it is up on its feet

Whereas the human baby would literally die, trying to manipulate the world into helping him or her by crying, while they drowned in the puddle of their own feces

So don't even waste your time picking out certain categories of human beings and suggesting that you are superior to them because you're not even Superior to a Goddamn baby raccoon

Don't waste your time pretending like it's just merchants or blacks or Mexicans or gays or women or any other category

Because you are equally as worthless as they are in my eyes, and so am I

Anybody who pretends they are superior to someone else is obviously hiding the fear deep inside of them.. the realization that they are one of the most inferior losers they've ever seen

So they spend their lives distracting people with finger pointing

>>76079

YOU = not a bad kid

>>76079

100% serious.......

YOURE A GOOD KID

>>76079

a great kid..........

BUT A SHITTY ADULT

>>76079

And I would be honored to say that I consider you a friend, that I actually admire you a lot, and that I think you're a good person.....

I'd be honored

>>76079

honored.....

IFany of those statements were true

but they're not

Because quite honestly I don't like you

It's not that I think you're a terrible person

Because you aren't a terrible person

It's just that you're not a particularly GOOD person

I've watched you flip and flop like a fish out of water in here

Floundering and wallowing in your own despair

Although you've tried to hide yourself pity with topics

TYPO

NOTYOURSELF PITY

BUT

YOUR SELF-PITY

sure.....

You've somehow managed to find an access to different topics to distract you, sitting it the pristine Museum of Art and knowledge called the Boston Public Library in the Copley District

But you still have never said anything about helping other people

Everything is still from your own little myopic perspective, just you you you you you

You never one time mentioned helping animals or people or doing anything without reciprocation

You're too stupid to realize this is the time in your life when you're supposed to be paying attention to volunteering and helping other people

You're too young and naive to realize the truth because you're not paying attention

THIS IS YOUR TIME :

WE ALL GO THROUGH THIS STAGE EVENTUSLLY

CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY

THIS IS YOUR TIME : to realize it's your time

to realize thatTHIS IS YOUR TIME :

TO VOLUNTEER

TOV O L U N T A R I L YS A C R I F I C E

to GIVE

PAY ATTENTION, DUM DUM :

when we have NOTHING

that's our time to GIVE OUR ALL

Again... I would be honored to say I considered you to be a friend

You're not qualified yet

Because I have a very high standard for those who I call friends

I don't hang out with just any motherfucking asshole who comes stumbling along

You're a good kid

But you are a deplorable adult

GO HELP

You seem to be very focused on yourself, but I haven't heard you mention anything about helping somebody else

I haven't heard you say one kind word about another human being

And even that would only get you half a point....

because if you were REALLY smart

You would be helping animals right now

Instead of helping human beings

Or even more Embarrassingly

Focused on your own little problems

GO HELP

take your lazy ass out there into the real world

AND GO HELP

take your last $5 and buy a bag of dry cat food.....

and FEED SOME STRAY CATS DUDE

fuck your ELF FAGSHOW SHOWOFF OFFBRAND BRANDLOYALTY

use that money TO HELP

You're not even smart enough to get addicted to drugs, so you rely on nicotine?

So you're literally flushing money down the toilet for an addiction to something that gives you absolutely nothing in return?

NAME A BENEFIT OF NICOTINE

EVEN ONE

GOOD LUCK

But I can tell you several benefits of heroin, or cocaine, or xanax, or methamphetamine, or marijuana, or ecstasy, or any other number of various insundry drugs you could be addicted to

But nicotine gives you absolutely nothing in return

WHY YOURE ADDICTED TO ELF BARS:

Because that's a trend

It's a current trend

You are a trendy Trend follower

If you're going to tell me following Trends had nothing to do with you VAPING PREDICTABLE ELF BARS, then you would be lying

There was nothing innate or inherent about your desire to start vaping

It's not like humans have a nicotine receptor and we naturally gravitate towards nicotine

The only reason people started smoking cigarettes a long time ago was because IT WAS A TREND

That's why I started smoking cigarettes when I was young....

Because other people did it

If other people weren't smoking, I never would have developed an original idea of collecting tobacco and drying it and rolling it and smoking it

And if elf bars weren't a trend, if vaping was not a trend, you would never have an original idea about adding liquid nicotine to vegetable glycerin and inhaling it

ITS A TREND

And you're still following it

In fact, you heard about this trendy trend, the trendiest trend of the latest trendy trends.. and you decided I think I'm going to follow this trendy trend

And you actually became addicted to the trend

You're a TREND-ADDICT

Because you don't get a single benefit from nicotine

not even one

NONE.......

Nicotine is a terrible stimulant

It's stimulant qualities are questionable

Instead of stimulating the central nervous system, it would be more accurate to describe it as IRRITATION

"helping you deal with stress"

is THE STUPIDEST LIE EVER TOLD

I don't even have to waste my time debunking that idiotic lie

HAHAHA @ RELIEVES STRESS

HAHAHAHAHAHA

DO DRUGS, COWARD

If you're going to settle for nothing, you might as well be high

Are you telling me you'll settle for nothing and scrape by on nicotine?