"I am not a jealous God."
musics
https://youtu.be/2fgbIu3PYEY
ASTRAL WORKER, DESPERATE
Can you imagine being such a boomer retard jealous piece of shit like me?!?!
CONOR, DISMISSIVE
Glad I can't.
ASTRAL WORKER
We'll post the same shit as you! How does that make you feel kid?
CONOR
Go ahead.
Stories:
Bitmeta Cuts His Topnaught Off Due to Head Lice, Salem MA OTO False Claims to Purchase it from Him
Conor here. This morning around 7:30 AM at Logan Rental Cars Terminal I cut my hair with scissors. I removed my dreaded topknot only, it is currently rolled up in a few white paper towels next to me on the desk at Copley Library, Terminal 47. I will save it for a few days as there has been suggestion that local Satanists are interested in purchasing it for ritual fetish use. Astral Workers screamed and lost their shit last night as I determined to cut it this morning. I am guessing that it will end up being chopped up and flushed down a toilet or burned as the fake psychics who still lie about "finding" me and "hiring" me will never be bold enough to purchase it. I'll keep you updated here.
Sevan Bomar still White, Unable to Repigmentize or Buy His Way To Mars
Fully bland, still weak at psi, and unable to figure out what to do with vagina, Sevan Bomar was desperate for Conor's attention as he repeatedly yelled, "I am going to kill myself!" at Conor for the past 2 days and nights. Conor smiled with satisfaction and hoped for this to manifest, but Bomar passed out drunk shortly thereafter with his ganzframes still on and tear-stained copies of his Georgia arrest records. Sevan, also known as James, was refused acceptance to the waitlist for visiting Mars yet again on grounds that he had betrayed his ethnicity by depigmentizing himself to join the KKK and American Neo Nazis. The Dermatology Lab he used in Milano, IT is unable to repigmentize him because it was closed down by the police shortly thereafter.
Ariodante D'Antilio Jr. Nearly Dies in Plane Crash Over Calabria
Amateur pilot, drug smuggler, human trafficker, and fake Mafioso Ariodante D'Antilio Jr. suffered severe burns and broken limbs when his small plane caught fire mid-air prior to landing in Marcellina, Calabria, IT last night. Rumor has it Ario was severely mentally damaged by trying to imitate the man known as "Bitmeta", real name Daniel Conor Sullivan, for nearly 1 year. Ario was deluded and diagnosed with schizophrenia, a meth and narcotics addict, and obsessed with his cousin Conor. Preliminary tests show he was drunk and under the influence of narcotics at the time of the crash. Hashsish, cocaine, and packaged human organs were all found aboard the cargo. Apprehended by Interpol, FBI, and local police, his condition is currently unknown.
NFT IDEAS
Astral Retards Set:
Ronald McDonald Braggart Retard - "I'm stupid and bedridden come fuck me!"
Italian Retard - "Daddy loves me"
Psychic Retard - "With my ganzframes on I'm special"
Satanic Retard - "Egregores don't matter"
Mafia Retard - "Cirelli family told me I was real mob"
Maine Retard - "I'm as stupid as my beard is long"
Martina's Retard - "She said she was going to marry me"
Nacre's Retard - <actually a corpse>
Dante's Retard - <can't push a wurstel cart without legs>
Inmate Retard - "Can we be penpals?"
Cracker Retard - "The Masons said I could join too."
Chris Casey Retard - "More meth please"
Subtle Weaponry ™️
My Stats:
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Daniel Conor Sullivan, Homeless
Black Hoodie, Tan Pants, Green Backpack, Orange Bag, Red Shoes.
Age: 42 Height: 5'6" Weight: 140
Paid: $0 Laid: 0
AIDS: 0 Crimes: 0
Parlays: 0 Showers: 5
Sperm Buys: 0 Vaxxed: No
H. Lice: Yes F. Fungus: No
Days Stayed in a Shelter: 0
Phone: Broken Laptop: No Charger
Duration in Boston: ~6 mos
Weaponry: Subtle
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