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 No.75573

:)

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 No.75574

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 No.75665

>>75574

WORDPRESS = CANT AFFORD A $5 WEBSITE

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 No.75666

>>75573

THERESNOTHING RANDOMABOUT COMEDY

TO BE PERCEIVED AS "FUNNY", IT MUST FIRST FIT A PRECONCEIVED TEMPLATE, which is different for each person, but NEVER random

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 No.75667

and there's NOTHING even vaguely humorous about Gary Brlgarde's THE OLD WOODSHED Anthology

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 No.75668

I smell Killcen

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 No.75669

Gary Belgarde :

too stupid to realize WHY WOMEN AVOID HIM

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 No.75670

When Gary Belgard is not showing his hand at cards by proving he's a Star Wars douchebag, he's busy with childish poopy jokes and thanks talking about genitals is naughty silly funny stuff like a little kid in a playground

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 No.75671

Gary Belgard thinks VA-JAY-JAY is funny

Stupid sexual innuendos on a childish level

The loneliest douchebag on Earth, and his desperate plea for attention

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 No.75672

Gary Belgard obviously fancies himself quite the comedian.. he's the stupidest idiot I can think of. He's the least funny human I've ever seen.. he's simply manic, suffering from manic Euphoria and delusions of comedic grandeur.. but he has the sophistication of a five-year-old boy at Sunday school

His imitations are garbage, his stupid voices are embarrassing

He can't even afford a cheap $5 website so he uses WordPress like a bitch

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 No.75673

WORDPRESS = obviously Gary Belgrade isn't making any money with his amateur kindergarten playground comedy, so he can't even scrape up $5 for a real website

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 No.75674

GARY BELGRADE : FUCK YOU

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY

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 No.75675

I'm going to play some of your amazing comedy for my wife and then I'm going to let you hear what a woman thinks about your garbage

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 No.75677

>>75573

Dude I just played your garbage for my wife

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 No.75678

>>75573

She said she was embarrassed to be in front of herself in her own home listening to it

She said the term childish doesn't even begin to describe how creepy and UNFUNNY

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 No.75679

You couldn't even find a 7-year-old kid who would think it was funny, because 7-year-olds are far more advanced than you

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 No.75680

The only thing humorous is that you called it random humor

It's humorous that you seem to think you're funny

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 No.75681

It's literally embarrassing to be a human being listening to your crap

You are such an awkward unfunny human being that I'm embarrassed to be the same species as you

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 No.75682

There's not a single humorous thing in your entire stupid fucking recording, from beginning to end, not even one vaguely humorous thought or concept

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 No.75683

If people want humor, they only need to look at you, and realize that you aren't even ashamed of your stupid recording

The fact that you aren't embarrassed is hilarious

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 No.75684

YOURENOTFUNNY

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 No.75685

YOURE AWKWARD AS SHIT

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 No.75686

YOUR VOICES ARESO UNFUNNY

GAY AS SHIT

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 No.75687

ANYBODY WHO THINKS THIS IS FUNNY IS A FAGGOT

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 No.75688

GARY BELGRADE HASZERO TALENT

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 No.75689

This man may have completed High school, although that's somewhat questionable..

But he definitely never went to college, has no degrees, and has only accomplished menial labor at this point

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 No.75690

If this man is even sexually attracted to females, there's a slight possibility he may have even managed to find a woman stupid enough to marry him

Notice I didn't say stupid enough to fuck him

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 No.75691

But an immature inexperienced fantastical imaginary comedian like this could only attract a woman at church, so she's not the fucking type

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 No.75692

There's no way any man could get their dick sucked by a gorgeous 18 year old AND STILL THINK THIS WAS FUNNY

There's no way a 7-year-old would think it's funny because it's too old fashioned

This is the type of bullshit kids that was funny on playgrounds 40 years ago

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 No.75693

The kids on playgrounds don't think this stuff is humorous anymore

These days the kids on playgrounds are far more advanced

These days, little kids on playgrounds make sophisticated double entendre....

NOT POOPIE JOKES

NOT "OOO I SAID A DIRTY WORD"

IT ISNOTFUNNY

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 No.75694

......IT'S STUPID.......

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 No.75695

.....IT'S PRIMAL......

SUBPRIMAL, EVEN

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 No.75696

Little kids would start punching you if you tried this comedy act on them, simply because it's so embarrassing

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