No.73443
Where have all the trolls gone, I want the old bastards back, we need to reunite, storm the new 4chan and turn it back to the 4chan we all know and love,
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No.73444
GET THE FUCK OFF MY GOD DAMN BOARD, FAGGOT!!
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No.73445
>>73443
you UNEMPLOYED MOOCH
You're incapable of supporting yourself because you have no money or job
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No.73446
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No.73447
>>73443
bitch, ITS BEENANOTHER YEAR
and now you areONCE AGAIN ALL ALONE THROUGH THE HOLIDAYS!!!
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No.73448
>>73443
Another Thanksgiving without a wife, a girlfriend, any casual platonic relationships or basic friendships with females , or any discernible signs of even the vaguest semblance of sexual attraction towards females whatsoever....
Having to explain it all over again to the same relatives...
Except this year they're not going to ask you again, because they already figured out you're a homosexual..
Christmas Eve sitting there on the computer all by yourself, with nobody who loves you, nobody who finds you even vaguely interesting.....
Christmas is painful for a lonely little coward like you, even though you try your hardest to pretend it's not bothering you...
Because even though you are an idiot, you're still capable of realizing you're one of the tiny handful of losers that nobody loves...
You've got enough of a brain stem to realize everybody else has somebody who loves them and wakes up next to them in the morning...
And we all know how New Year's Eve goes for you every year...
While they play Auld Lang Syne, and everybody kisses their wife or girlfriend, you stand there with a stupid look on your face hoping nobody notices how awkward you are
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No.73449
You are the loneliest little bitch on the internet, with very good reason.. you're incapable of developing any ideas that other people perceive as being even slightly interesting
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No.73450
>>73443
Every morning I wake up next to my beautiful genius wife, and every night I fall asleep next to her after we tell each other how much we love one another...
It's amazing having a best friend with a vagina
How are the video games working out for you, little man?
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No.73451
But there's one thing you always avoid mentioning, every single year..
Every Christmas that goes by, every New Year's Eve, you still avoid the topic every single day :
YOUR INORDINATE AMOUNT OF MASTURBATION
You beat off more than any summer camp put together...
Masturbation is one of the five most fundamental aspects of your existence
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No.73452
You're too much of a sissy, too incompetent to figure out how to get a girl, but that doesn't prevent you from jacking off like it's your last day on Earth
AGAIN :
Masturbation is one of the five most important fundamental aspects of your existence
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No.73453
>>73443
Since I was 16 years old, I've never gone more than four or five days tops between girlfriends or wives....
not even joking
I've fucked well over 700 women in my life, and had dozens and dozens and dozens of girlfriends, many of them long-term and, not to mention the ones who became wives, or the one I'm married to right now, who was a lipstick lesbian for 11 years until she met me, and she has brought several other women into bed with us in the 10 years that we've been married...
How's the masturbation going, Super Mario Bros video game Sissy boy?
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No.73454
>>73443
I'll break up with a girlfriend, and think I'm FINALLY going to have some time to myself..... and KABOOM !!!
every time, a new girlfriend appears
HOWS THE MASTURBATION GOING, SISSY?
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No.73455
>>73443
This holiday season is going to be particularly enjoyable for me
Because my wife loves me so fucking much, literally lets me get away with murder, and exalts me like a king...
Not to mention she's absolutely fucking brilliant, the second smartest person I've ever known in my life...
And don't even get me started on the sex part, because you would rip your eyeballs out if you only knew what I get away with under the blankets
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No.73456
>>73443
To be succinct, you are the complete opposite of me, because no woman will give you the time of day, let alone to allow you to rape her deep throat like a rented mule
The only difference between you and I is I'm not a fucking coward
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No.73457
>>73443
Because although you have a ton of negative attributes that make women's skin crawl.....
there's still really just ONE THING that has kept you from finding a girlfriend
YOURE A SNIVELING COWARD!!
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No.73458
>>73443
You're simply a bitch. You're just like a woman. You are EFFEMINATE and AFRAID
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No.73459
It wouldn't matter if you had one eye in the middle of your face, or if you weighed 600 lbs, or if you were a quadriplegic....
The reason you can't find a girlfriend is because you are a coward
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No.73460
>>73443
You've never learned how to fit in with society, you're not part of anything bigger than yourself, and you never will be
You've never accomplished anything worthwhile in your entire pathetic life
Because you live in your little safety zone like a sissy
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No.73461
>>73443
You didn't become the loneliest, most pathetic man on the internet by being a well-adjusted socially integrated Ladies Man....
you became a LOSER by being a LOSER
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No.73462
you were a NATURAL LOSER
it's in your DNA, loser
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No.73463
>>73443
Men with absolutely no heterosexual experience quite literally wouldn't know what to do if a beautiful woman offered to have sex with them
You're such a fucking loser it's embarrassing to be a human being
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No.73464
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No.73465
The creepy little weirdo who never learned how to fit in
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No.73466
Stupidly assuming everybody else was a creepy little Misfit just like him
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No.73487
>>73443
imageboard FAGGOT
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No.73488
>>73443
I wasn't joking when I said you make it embarrassing to be a human being
It's humiliating being the same species as you
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No.73489
>>73443
Because you've never accomplished a fucking thing in your entire pathetic life
If aliens came to Earth and abducted you, they would assume all human beings were closet homosexual cowardly life failures
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No.73524
>>73443
YOU, SIR........
ARE QUITE THE UBIQUITOUS FAGGOT
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No.73525
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No.73532
>>73448
Nice reddit spaced wall of text there, kid
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No.73533
>>73453
>>73454
>>73455
>>73456
>shit that never happened
I'll add this to the pasta my man
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