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 No.63693

What is the weekly topic for 8chan now? Lol.

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 No.63694

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>>63693

Beth Barts

"However, the resignation came days after county resident Scott Smith alleged that a gender fluid boy wearing a skirt sexually assaulted his daughter in a bathroom on May 28, in an interview with the Daily Wire.

The school board voted in August to allow transgender students to use school bathrooms matching their gender identity. Smith claimed that he had attempted to bring up the assault on his daughter at a school board meeting on June 22, however he was arrested by police before he could speak.

At that same meeting, school superintendent Scott Ziegler said “…the predator transgender student or person simply does not exist,” adding that “we don’t have any record of assaults occurring in our restrooms.”

The Loudon County Sheriff’s Office attempted to clarify the reports, but said it was “limited as to what information can be released” because the case is ongoing.

“There has been misinformation circulating regarding an investigation into a reported sexual assault that occurred on May 28, 2021, at Stone Bridge High School in Ashburn, VA,” the Sheriff’s Office said in a press release.

“On May 28, 2021, an LCSO School Resource Officer was notified by Stone Bridge High School staff of a possible sexual assault,” the Sheriff’s Office stated. “A thorough investigation and evidentiary analysis was conducted over the course of several week,” leading to the July 8 arrest of a 14-year-old suspect."

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 No.63695

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 No.63696

>>63695

My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class

Later in the afternoon some jarheads

In the locker room kicked my ass

I said, "Guys I'm like you, I like Monster Trucks too

Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?"

I just wish I was queer so I could get

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks that don't dig guys like me

See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly

But if I were handsome just imagine

How great it would be

Incognito as gay though but not actually

That way though pseudo homo phony

Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity

But if I was a queer bee in the fashion industry

Scoring with a super model would be easy

'Cause super model means voluptuous

But is also is synonymous with super dumb

You see I'd be a good listener

So she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become

That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair

No, it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear

I wish I was queer so I could get

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks that don't dig guys like me

See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly

Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim

It's what's in my genes

The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat

Is made by Jimmy Dean

See I'm not too keen on the smell of Vaseline

No, I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Anyway if I were gay I'd have to

Change my name to Dirk or Lewis

Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip

He's got a lisp he talks like this

And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway

And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet

I wish I was queer so I could get

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks that don't dig guys like me

See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly

And I don't shave my heiny

Don't shave my heiny

See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly

And I don't shave my heiny

Don't shave my heiny

See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly

And I don't shave my heiny

Don't shave my heiny

See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly

And I don't shave my heiny

Don't shave my heiny

See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly

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