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 No.62532

BREAKING: As of Saturday, August 28th, 2021, at 1:01 AM, it has been confirmed that Lieutenant Raina of The Sons Of Zennitarr has received a prompt visitation from the police department at the newly-established compound/illegitimate state: "Outer Zennitarr". While not placed under arrest due to a lack of evidence, as well as clear lack of inconspicuousness on Raina's part, the police are still closely examining the compound from the outside, and still negotiating with one of it's more notorious members, while it's highly illegal and terroristic operations continue in the backround. One of these events, of which has just began to transpire, has started with a phone call between The Sons Of Zennitarr lieutenant known only as "King", and an unidentified police dispatch operator. King has claimed that he brutally murdered his ex-wife, Jessica. He is now giving his contact information to the operator, and the operator has asked how long it's been since the murder took place, to which he has quickly and assuredly responded, "5 minutes ago". The operator has now hung up, and is supposedly looking up the address and contact information of Outer Zennitarr. Thankfully, the line has reconnected, and King is now claiming, once again, that he shot his ex-wife in the head about 20 minutes ago. He claims that he's holding his gun in his hand, and he, quote, "I'm not putting that shit down. I'm not putting that shit down". He claims that he received his gun, an M14, from his grandfather, of whom was in the military, just as he was. The operator has inquired about King's offspring, 5 and 7, who are currently zip-tied in his bedroom, according to King. King has asked for the name of the operator, as well as if the operator has ever killed someone. The operator replied no, and King is now laughing, as he discusses his usage of PCP - a common drug to be found in the depths of Outer Zennitarr. The offspring have been confirmed to have been tied up 10 minutes agfo, both of which were asleep when Jessica was gunned down. A truly sad story thus far, but this is only the start. King claims to have barricaded himself in the living room, and to have shot his wife in the chest 12 times, and the rest of the magazine was shot into her head. The operator, still confused about the "total" amount of times the individual was shot, has been replied to with, "I don't fucking remember. How long you gonna ask these questions for? I'm at the window right now.", by King. King claims that if anyone is sent, they will be murdered, and that he also plans to kill himself, and also the operator if she "doesn't stop fucking around". The operator, asking numerous questions in rapid fashion, many of them boring or uninteresting, has given into King's conversational assault, and King has made his intentions clear. "Send the cops, and I'll blow their heads off". King has now hung up. While not exactly the most thrilling of The Sons Of Zennitarr's activities, it was certainly a noteable one. As was stated before, this is only the start, folks! Stay tuned.

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 No.62533

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BREAKING: As of Saturday, August 28th, 2021, at 2:42 AM, Walter King Brevik, a lieutenant of The Sons Of Zennitarr, has entered a phone call with an unidentified female police operator, claiming that he's consumed a large amount of LSD, and shot both his parents with a shotgun. The operator claims that she intends to reach the Sheriff, of whom is now connected on the call. The Sheriff has been informed of the situation, and Walter Brevik's address has been revealed to be "1866 Tudor Road", and that an occupant, Brevik's sibling, is also in the house, and he plans to murder her next. Brevik claims that the Sheriff should NOT send any police units or investigative authorities, due to the fact that he may kill them. After being asked if Brevik's parents are still breathing, he claimed that his father is "gurgling cum", and that his mother has stopped breathing, at which point he has been connected with the fire department, and has started the conversation with quite the sad claim, that being, "You pig, motherfucker, I'll shoot you in the goddamn head. I'll kill my sister, she's sitting here right now, I'll kill you, and I'll kill anybody you send. You'll be dead, I'll be dead, everyone will be dead. You won't do anything, you'll sit there and be quiet like a good little boy, that's what you'll do. Don't. Send. Anyone. Don't Send. ANYONE. I promise you, they are going to die. I'll shoot them, in the head, with the shotgun. Fuck you", and has now disconnected the call. Will units be send? Could this result in a bomb squad being dispatched? A counterterrorist assault? Only time will tell as The Sons Of Zennitarr's rampage rages on. Stay tuned!

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 No.62534

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BREAKING: As of Saturday, August 28th, 2021, at 2:53 AM, an unknown member of The Sons Of Zennitarr has entered a phone call with a new police department, having failed to continue conversating with the Sheriff's department. He claims to have realized that all of those motherfuckers, ie. his sister, father, and friends are all "kike pricks", hence why he murdered them. The suspect's name has now been revealed to be Shaun, and his father's birthdate has been revealed to be sometime in the 1980's. Having been asked multiple questions, particularly whoever happens to be in the household at the current time, along with being told the police was on their way, he replied, "There's nobody else in the fucking house dumbass. They better be fucking ready. I don't know, I guess I'll just have to find out. I'll be barricading my doors now. I've got a couple boxes of .357 magnum. Yeah. Yeah. I'm ready to go out with a bang I guess. Never liked cops. Fucking HATE cops. I'm not putting the gun down. I'm dead, so are all the motherfuckers coming to my house. No, I aint puttin' that shit down. Wonder what would happen to a cop...". The operator idles by, repeatedly requesting that Shaun lower his gun when the units arrive, of whom are allegedly, according to anonymous services, snipers and SWAT teams. Shaun is now claiming that his sister is actually alive, and that if he isn't sent a cheese pizza with a side of wings, he will neutralize the suddenly-unveiled hostage inside his home. He continues to refuse to lower the gun, claiming, and I quote, "I need a gun and I need some pizza. That's what I need. Why should I give a fuck about what you need?". Shaun claims that her sister in the bathroom, and the operator continues to insist that she put the weapon down. "I want a pizza or she fucking dies.", he claims, boldy, and unceasingly. "I wanna die with the gun in my hand". Shaun's dedication to going out with a bang remains steadied and unstoppable, and the operator is clearly losing her cool, trying to keep the call alive for as long as possible. "There's gonna be a lot of red on the porch you know. A lot of red. A lot of red on the porch. They comin'? Find out what it means. How many cops are coming? They got an armoured car? They better have one. I can take em'". Shaun has now heard the operator typing, and is extremely suspicious. After some interrogating, the operator has revealed the fact that she was typing information about the suspect's whereabouts. The call has now promptly ended, after the operator stated the following: "What about your father?". "Go fuck yourself". Well, we'll see how that goes. That seems to be it for now folks, but the revolution is far from over, as usual! Farewell, and be sure to spread the word! Wait... the call has continued! A police officer has called the number, and Shaun has instantly called the policeman a "nigger", and is refusing to disclose his location. He is now crying, and the call has ended. Same as before! Stay tuned and spread the word!

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 No.62535

File: ff6772260e82fa8⋯.jpg (44.24 KB, 543x703, 543:703, Angmar2.jpg)

It has been revealed that the unknown member of The Sons of Zennitarr is a certain Witch-King of Angmar.

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