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File: d12a9cf6e02f2e0⋯.jpg (527.6 KB, 1920x2560, 3:4, Latex_dripping.jpg)

 No.61153

I need some advice here,this place is much better than halfchan. Anyways; I almost cut my wrist opens with a sharp barber scissors because I was at a few thought impulses away from arraning to hire a prostitute.

for me,as for any Man, giving a lot of cash to someone just for having been born with a pussy and deciding to spread her legs, doing that when money is so wonderful and so many male workers cant afford a good whore,it is the ultimate crime.

so,i wanted to off myself before doing that. Now;i want to live near-death,doing every day as if i might die tomorrow.

do i actually kill myself? Donate my cash,look like a small local hero,and dissapear into the woods?

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 No.61185

>>61153

you're already dead

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 No.61231

>>61153

No need for that kind of talk young man. I'm here. You can use my mouth and ass, or I can, to get you off. I have my own money. I only want that good strong cock of yours. BTW, I'm a bi dude that doesn't mind taking care of a friend in need.

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 No.61349

>>61153

choose life

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 No.61363

>>61153

THE SEXUALLY FAILED LITTLE BOY TRAPPED IN A MANS BODY GOT HORNY AGAIN

(and nobody cares if he lives or dies)

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 No.61445

File: 184ef3bf13f07c7⋯.jpg (20.82 KB, 480x360, 4:3, freedom.jpg)

>>61153

have you tried masturbating?

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 No.61730

File: c19a8a825125fee⋯.jpg (22.09 KB, 188x246, 94:123, heh.jpg)

>I need some advice here,this place is much better than halfchan

You've come to the right place anon. My advice is this: you get some alcohol, and then get some benzodiazepines. Their brand names include Xanax and Klonopin. I'm sure there's others, but those are the two main brands. You can probably go to a psychiatrist and get them prescribed to you relatively easy, just say you have anxiety.

Next, I want you to set some time off for yourself, draw a bath, make sure no one's around. You need

a) your alcoholic beverage of choice

b) your new pills

c) a razor blade (any kind will do, as long as it's sharp)

My next suggestion is that you get in the bath, get nice and toasty, take some of your pills and start drinking! You will probably want to dwell on why you're a loser, why you're so pathetic that you almost paid for something as trivial as sex (millions, no- billions of people get it for free!), and what decisions in your life got you to this point. Remember that razorblade? It'll come in handy now!

Now I'd like you to cut yourself just like you did before, but this time it's important that you go down the street instead of across. Cut along your veins! Not too hard, but enough to split those veins wiiiide open. Obviously there will be lots of blood, but you're already used to that, right? Anyway, once you've sufficiently cut both of your wrists open, lean back, relax, and enjoy the reaps of your efforts! Your job here is done. Close your eyes, and take a nice nap, it'll all be over soon.

Hope this helps.

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 No.61731

>>61730

that makes mustard gas

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