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 No.60741

I never had sex before and finally decided to hire a harlot to lose my V-card. what should i expect,and what do i do? its going to be an expensive prostiute.

my plan is to have her mount me and ride my penis for the whole hour. I practiced yogic tantric exercises to avoid cooming,i plan to not-emmit any Seed.

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 No.60749

That is not the way to becoming a Wizard.

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 No.60751

File: 49ed8306e4f9c5d⋯.jpg (1.06 MB, 1668x2360, 417:590, bd95019d99e2902a60f27ff658….jpg)

Just watch hentai while she sucks you off it'll be better.

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 No.60760

How was it, fag? Did it change your life? Probably not

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 No.61060

>>60749

this.

Do you know the story of Boney the Soft?

He could make entire websites but was unable to use stairs. Ironic.

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 No.61081

>>61060

Boney the Soft, the story of his ebin downfall began when he got his penis wettened by a fat homely home healthcare worker. And look where he is now being bullied by a hog farmer and his hobby is caligraphy.

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 No.61084

File: 0e2fc2ac4793b1d⋯.jpeg (78.74 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 67FB6118_C332_4A2F_9C2F_C….jpeg)

I guess op doesn't want wizard powers

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 No.61085

>>61081

Can one learn this skill?

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 No.61397

>>61085

not from a wizard

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