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File: b2af6b6db45fe62⋯.jpg (84.42 KB, 1080x1172, 270:293, zqp71yy8x2k51.jpg)

 No.60295[Last 50 Posts]

My queen Emma only deserves the best cocks.. and those are black. I want to be her cuck slave bitch boi servant. I want to bath her and dress her in sexy lingerie for her bulls... and then watch them fuck her while my pathetic cock stuggles to get get hard inside of its tiny cage...

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 No.60296

File: 185827392f087af⋯.mp4 (1.99 MB, 480x360, 4:3, sweating.mp4)

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 No.60298

>>60295

She got tainted by merchant dick. Weinstien got to her first. She'll most likely never touch dick again.

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 No.60299

Your fantasy will remain as such. She got slapped hard by merchant cock. Weinstien has tainted her and so she'll probably never touch another dick again. She craves him. Probably visits him in prison

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 No.60301

>>60298

>>60299

maybe she'll cut her tits off, turn into emmet watson and go slam dancing with ellenpage

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 No.60303

File: 568fa345537fc0f⋯.jpg (44 KB, 640x640, 1:1, emma_watson_fake_.jpg)

File: 56f27798a6038d3⋯.jpg (39.4 KB, 600x640, 15:16, ew_f_.jpg)

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 No.60316

File: edd89e770c80179⋯.jpg (202.05 KB, 1080x1600, 27:40, 4zt3dv.jpg)

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 No.60320

>>60316

ha. more like self-harming peop6 of any race.

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 No.60321

>>60316

ha. more like self-harming people of any race.

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 No.60322

>>60301

hmmm, those could be tasty fried

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 No.60351

File: 536c9ca4004a8a4⋯.jpg (197.39 KB, 1080x1163, 1080:1163, PicsArt_07_01_09_58_04.jpg)

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 No.60352

File: d80396a4cf4ab70⋯.png (983.6 KB, 1080x2300, 54:115, Screenshot_20210701_215911.png)

>>60303

some of THE MOST AMATEUR retouch work I've seen in a long time. too stupid to even correct the obvious

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 No.60353

>>60298

the post SO boring

>>60299

you had to type it again

. (you're a sexless faggot)

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 No.60354

File: 7335255e58305e6⋯.png (784.73 KB, 640x547, 640:547, xz19o4fw24w31.png)

>>60353

>you had to type it again

Yes

>You're a sexless

I have a penis

>faggot

No

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 No.60356

File: 533920e95125fbe⋯.jpg (258.14 KB, 1080x1600, 27:40, PicsArt_07_01_10_33_17.jpg)

>>60354

I didn't say "amputated penis"......

I said SEXLESS......

as in never gets pussy

but instead, spends his weekend nights

IN IMAGEBOARDS & JACKING TO PORN

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 No.60357

but you don't have to keep living like this....

if you modified some behaviors,

by next weekend, you could have

a smart as fuck, cool, funny, hot

girlfriend

you're not a bad person

you simply repel people

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 No.60358

File: bf32386333f4db4⋯.jpg (30.21 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1333804472713_400x400.jpg)

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 No.60359

>>60358

A N N O U N C E M E N T :

tomorrow, yet ANOTHER weekend begins

how long do you intend on continuing this cycle?

of course, there's no way to obtain her this weekend, because it's the 4th, and she would

already have plans...... .... . ....... .. . ... .. BUT

there's absolutely no reason why next weekend

you couldn't be officially dating a SUPER HOT chick

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 No.60360

trust me, dude.......

there isNOTHINGmore important than securing a companion.....

it's paramount

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 No.60361

.....and NO... I am NOT "insulting" you.....

not at all

I'm simply giving youthe best adviceyou're going to find in here

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 No.60362

there's nothing to be embarrassed about

just because you ain't fucking a chick.....

but there is ABSOLUTELY NO REASON for it

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 No.60363

time is not your ally

it's literally ZIPPING BY

procrastination and overthinking

are your enemies

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 No.60364

you are going to be

SO MUCH HAPPIER

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 No.60365

none of this shit will matter to you

the entire imageboard culture thing

will still be occasionally fun... kinda

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 No.60366

and it's NOT even necessarily about the fucking

although that's HUGE.......

it's more about having a trusted companion

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 No.60367

.......and if you're attracted to men, that's okay........

it doesn't necessarily have to be a female

if you prefer sweaty hairy nasty balls....

that's your choice

IN CASE YOU HAVENT NOTICED :

the world is going insane

Life becomes less recognizable

With each and every passing day

This is a shitty time to be alone

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 No.60368

this is the ULTIMATE TIME to find your best friend

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 No.60369

......and YES..........

a friend who drinks your jizz..............

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 No.60370

You're young BUT YOURE NOT

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 No.60371

time is vanishing

vaporizing as you sit

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 No.60372

you're NOT stupid

you're NOT a loser

sosnapoutofitandstopbehavinglikealoser

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 No.60373

you're going to discover THE BEST OF YOU

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 No.60374

but you'll never find it in an imageboard

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 No.60375

>>60359

I work weekends

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 No.60376

>>60374

You're an idiot. When I did have a girlfriend I spent most my time on /r9k/ because I hated having a relationship. Women are stupid and it's just a shitty situation to be in

Doesn't Mean you gotta be gay

It means....I'm a schizoid and I prefer to spend my time anonymously shit posting alone.

You're an annoying retard

Nobody

Likes

You

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 No.60377

>>60303

true story :

I used to have a 14 year old hot as shit girlfriend

from LICHTENSTEIN, named Stephanie, and she

quite literally looked exactly like Emma Watson

this was over 30 years ago, so Emma Watson wasn't even bor,,, back then... I only realized the uncanny similarity when harry potter

came out....

but yeah......

I'm a professional portrait artist, who specializes

in facial features, people's phenotypes, and I'm

kind of an "expert" when it comes to facial structure

so when I say "Stephanie looked just like Emma Watson", you can be rest assured that im telling

the truth..... she didn't look "kinda like her"...

she didn't look "almost like her"...... Stephanie

looked EGG ZACK LEE™ like Emma Watson...

(To be quite honest she actually looked a little bit better than emma watson, because she had softer eyes, a slightly more feminine version of emma)

I was 25, Stephanie was 14...

her parents were RICH AS FUCK

her grandparents owned one of the four

biggest banks in Lichtenstein....

she lived in a gigantic beautiful 'mansion'

on Habersham Drive in Buckhead, the most

exclusive section of Atlanta....

before you start accusing me of being a pedo,

let me remind you that at the time, the age of consent in Georgia was THIRTEEN

so it was 100% legal....

and her father knew all about me, and liked me

AND Stephanie spoke 5 languages fluently

and 2 languages semi-fluently

she vacationed in Lucerne

she wore outfits that cost $2,000 bought in Munich

she was WAY more mature than me

she also went to a private school

near Chastain Park and wore the

same type of "catholic school" uniform to school

although it wasn't a Catholic school....

Stephanie met me one evening

and immediately sexually assaulted me...

and I fell in love BIG TIME....

we dated exclusively for four years....

why am I telling you about this?

because this thread has Emma Watson

in its predictably creepy theme

and I thought about Stephanie

in many ways, she was the highlight of my life

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 No.60378

>>60376

you're a homosexual

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 No.60379

>>60376

lol @ "waaahhh nobody likes you"

hahahahaha

exactlyWHATabout me made you think

I'm here to "be liked"?.....

and you calledMEthe idiot?

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 No.60380

>>60376

when I said you're a Homosexual, it wasn't an insult

it was an observation

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 No.60381

>>60376

hold on a minute. I need to tell somebody something, but I'll be right back, okay?

>>60376

see, you just proved that terms like "PEOPLE LIKING YOU" mean something.... self confidence means you don't give a flying fuck whether people like you or not.... as long as you keep remaining in your stunted stasis of infantile thought, you'll NEVER become a man...

>>60376

okay, I'm back..... you're literally a faggot

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 No.60382

File: 1f3a53509084385⋯.jpg (139.94 KB, 600x337, 600:337, you_stupid_fucking_8faf47b….jpg)

>>60379

You won't shut up. Who are you talking too if you're aware of your low status her? You're just here to be a sperg and project for the lulz? I can respect that but....pic related

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 No.60383

>>60376

if YOU VIDEOGAME ANIME IMAGEBOARD PORNHUB LOSERS actuallyLIKEDme, I would obviously be doing something wrong

the biggest compliment you could possibly give me is telling me how much you dislike me

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 No.60384

>>60382

ahhhhhh, how UNPREDICTABLE......

a childish SUPERHERO MOVIE MEME...

(superhero movies are for prepubescent little boys)

(memes are for unoriginal imageboard sissies)

Q : have you ever done anything that WASN'T a failure?

the imageboard parrot and his trend-following behavior

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 No.60385

File: a41ef0a6af9d51f⋯.png (20.93 KB, 300x250, 6:5, 1aGGhwdts8_6.png)

Low status memes for low status anons. You might as well be using a trip code you're so predictable

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 No.60386

>>60382

by the way, just like Hitler, robert downey junior is a DISEASED HOMOSEXUAL NEEDLE JUNKIE

you really know how to pick 'em, huh?

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 No.60387

YOU DONOTBEHAVE LIKE A MAN

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 No.60388

your behavior has the telltale signatures of AN 11 YEAR OLD BOY

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 No.60389

and you actually WONDER why girls laugh at you?

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 No.60390

AGAIN : I'm not ridiculing YOU

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 No.60391

File: 90f067d26f84916⋯.jpeg (16.76 KB, 211x239, 211:239, images_8_.jpeg)

>>60387

Having a penis is all you need to he a man

You're a tranny enabling degenerate. No surprise. Hell fire awaits you

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 No.60392

>>60391

YOU ARE LIVING PROOF THAT A PENIS DOESNT MAKE YOU A MAN

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 No.60393

I'm simplyridiculing your effeminate infantile BEHAVIOR

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 No.60394

>>60391

HOW UNPREDICTABLE :

a pepe meme

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 No.60395

>>60391

I'm guessing you didn't read the owners manual of your obsolete computer?

read it carefully

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 No.60396

File: c642f76070adf3a⋯.jpeg (12.24 KB, 177x285, 59:95, download.jpeg)

>>60394

Dilate tranny

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 No.60397

all computer manufacturers are required to include the following warning :

"JUST BECAUSE YOU OWN A COMPUTER, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE OBLIGATED TO BEHAVE LIKE AN EFFEMINATE 11 YEAR OLD BOY THAT CAN'T GET ANY PUSSY"

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 No.60398

File: 23d3443b74a2732⋯.png (1.52 MB, 1939x1403, 1939:1403, 1625198106423.png)

>>60397

Widen for Biden!

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 No.60399

>>60396

says the little boy

>>60396

who sits all alone

>>60396

every fucking night

>>60396

in front of his sissyboy computer

>>60396

masturbating to porn

>>60396

while his peers are fucking hotties

>>60396

and nobody realizes

>>60396

he exists

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 No.60400

File: 63286d6f299f07f⋯.jpg (50.31 KB, 653x477, 653:477, EUeCxZOWkAMmytZ.jpg)

>>60399

That all sounds perfectly fine to me. We'll both be dead soon enough.

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 No.60401

>>60398

how long have you been sexually attracted to men?

lemme guess :

pretty much ever since the molestation began ?

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 No.60402

>>60400

No....... no we won't........

that's just another distraction technique you use

another predictable excuse

no, you're going to be here for a long time

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 No.60403

Because it's really not some "big mystery"

it's not rocket science.... it's very simple :

either you are AFRAID OF REJECTION

or you are A HOMOSEXUAL

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 No.60404

you can't even fool YOURSELF

so what made you think you're fooling US ?

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 No.60405

File: b90f38bc4996760⋯.jpeg (9.96 KB, 242x209, 22:19, images_2_.jpeg)

>>60401

If you can't tell, those are fauxginas. I know you're a lite bitch that'll lick any slit, but you quit with the projecting. It's 2021 bro. You can come out instead of throwing it at everyone else. Be proud of your degenerate life style choices. It's the direction society is heading in. It's your world bro. Go. Leave me to wallow in my own misery on this lonely board. You will not be missed

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 No.60406

you are either TERRIFIED OF REJECTION

(insecure and scared)

or you are HOMOSEXUAL

(literally a fag)

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 No.60407

>>60405

wtf are you talking about?

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 No.60408

>>60405

Oh wait a minute.....

HAHAHA YOU THOUGHT I LOOKED AT YOUR STUPID PIC ?

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 No.60409

dude......... trust me......

IM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR PICS

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 No.60410

File: d9eb4c4ea1edcd9⋯.jpg (38.01 KB, 735x598, 735:598, d9eb4c4ea1edcd9cea5e3fe51d….jpg)

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 No.60411

>>60410

Ahhhh again :

YOURESOORIGINAL AND UNPREDICTABLE

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 No.60412

>>60410

like I said, if you decide to continue being AN IMITATION OF A PARODY OF A SATIRE OF AN IMAGEBOARD PARROT nobody will ever respect you

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 No.60413

File: 54d36bbec2287f6⋯.jpeg (13.3 KB, 225x225, 1:1, images_3_.jpeg)

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 No.60414

>>60410

I don't respect you.....

I don't dislike you

and I don't hate you

but I've got ZERO RESPECT

for imageboard parrots

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 No.60415

>>60413

fuck ME ?........

are you flirting ?........

I'm not a Homosexual...... but thanks

..............I'm flattered

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 No.60416

just because you own a computer

doesn't mean you're obligated

to have zero personality

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 No.60417

File: f740d5242246397⋯.jpg (99.73 KB, 960x742, 480:371, f740d52422463973224d11838c….jpg)

>>60414

It's imageboard etiquette moron

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 No.60418

THE IRONIC FLAW OF IMAGEBOARDTHINKING:

you guys pat yourselves on the back

convincing yourselves of your UNIQUENESS

telling yourself that you're ELITE

that "society are boring normies"

predictable, boring normies

who bend over backwards to fit in

Yet it's YOU who bends over backwards

desperately trying to fit in

to finally be accepted

after a childhood of

awkwardness and

being the outcast

You jump through hoops of fire

repeating all the exact same catchphrases

posting the exact same pepe memes

behaving exactly like every other parrot

terrified that you won't fit in

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 No.60419

>>60417

HINT : being an ABNORMIE is for geeks

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 No.60420

you have voluntarily become a parody

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 No.60421

you couldn't pay me enough money

to behave like everybody else

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 No.60422

>>60417

etiquette = you're an effeminate sissy

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 No.60423

ETIQUETTE = politeness

the most polite thing anybody could ever do

is let you know :

that there's toilet paper stuck to your shoe

or a booger on your nose

or that you're an imageboard faggot

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 No.60424

>>60417

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF

seriously.... I'm curious....

how old were you when your parents divorced?

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 No.60425

and I'll tell you how I know your parents divorced :

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 No.60426

because obviously you have no father figure

you didn't have an example

of how men behave

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 No.60427

if I were your father

I'd tell you this exact same thing

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 No.60428

the most polite thing I could do :

try to help you exercise DAMAGE CONTROL

to cut your losses

to help you realize

the longer you behave like this

the less likely you'll ever recover

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 No.60429

if a woman wants a child

she'll find a MAN

to give her one of her own

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 No.60430

Imagine being a woman

a young, attractive, intelligent woman..........

now imagine meeting a REALLY HANDSOME GUY

and going to his house

and she sees him playing videogames

a child.....

NEXT

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 No.60431

Imagine if she watched him in imageboards

STACY THIS, ROASTIE THAT, NORMIE THIS, CHAD THAT, PEPE PEPE WOJAK WOJAK AUTISM KYS STACY NORMIE ROASTIE CHAD STACY CHAD ROASTIE NORMIE

wow

Now, he opens pornhub again.........

keep in mind, he's convinced he's ELITE

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 No.60432

why not a little bit of COMPLETELY UNORIGINAL HOMOEROTIC ASIAN CARTOONS ?

I'm sure she'll find the anime

very impressive

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 No.60433

MORE VIDEOGAMES......

discord, steam, overwatch, discord, steam

TIME FOR MORE IMAGEBOARDS

roastie normie chad autism stacy roastie chad normie autism pepe wokak normie stacy roastie

ANIME AGAIN......

MORE PORN.....

IMAGEBOARD TIME.....

VIDEOGAMES...........

ANIME.....

. PORN.....

IMAGEBOARDS.....

VIDEOGAMES....

PORN....

ANIME....

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 No.60434

this IS NOT your natural behavior.....

these were NOT your interests......

You are MIMICKING BEHAVIOR

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 No.60435

lol @ "we are superior to normies"

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 No.60436

if a Completely Unique Fluorescent Multifaceted Levitating Interdimensional Neon Kangaroo walks into a room filled with thousands of other Completely Unique Fluorescent Multifaceted Levitating Interdimensional Neon Kangaroos, inherently, THEY ARE NOW THE NORMIES

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 No.60437

I have ZERO RESPECT for unoriginality

I have ZERO RESPECT for cheap imitations

nobody respects that

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 No.60438

IN SUMMARY : tomorrow, another weekend begins, another three days and nights, where you are planning on forsaking any possibility of impressing the pants off a beautiful woman, just so you can continue bending over backwards to imitate a boring cliché fake 'imageboard culture' prepackaged unoriginal behavior

and you're 'smarter than them' HOW??

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 No.60439

of course my words piss you off....

of COURSE they do....

hence, your "nobody in here likes you" accusation

I am well aware you don't like me saying this

AND I CAN LIVE WITH THAT

because I'm not here to be liked

I've got plenty of friends

I don't need any more

especially imaginary online friends......

I'm not your fucking friend

nobody in here is...

I'm here to tell you

WHAT NOBODY SEEMS TO HAVE TOLD YOU

what your father shouldve told you many years ago

as he smashed your xbox, looked you in the eyes,

and explained to you :

"IF YOU KEEP GOING IN THIS DIRECTION, SOON YOULL NEVER BE ABLE TO BECOME NORMAL AGAIN"

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 No.60440

you're NOT a bad person......

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 No.60441

but your behavior is EMBARRASSING

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 No.60442

You're a Good Kid...................

you're a SHITTY ADULT

but a good kid

grow the fuck up, dude

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 No.60443

File: 1c3c89fd5bee762⋯.jpg (42.8 KB, 800x526, 400:263, lonely_man_sitting_compute….jpg)

by the way, she would've liked your weirdness

and your honesty....

she would've found it unusual, and refreshing

finally, somebody who's not a dickhead....

and her parents would've invited you over for

a cookout on the 4th ....

but she met that Tony guy last week

bumped into him at a grocery store

you were playing a videogame

at the exact moment Tony

saw her in the produce dept

and asked her if she'd ever tried

the "cotton candy grapes"

Tony is a loser

but once she fucked him

she continued fucking him

and Saturday, he's going

to her family's cookout

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 No.60444

so if you can read my words......

and your best response is

PEPE memes

or something about "etiquette"

if you're going to show me

anime reaction pics....

or a WOJAK.....

or an Avengers Superhero

then you're being disingenuous

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 No.60445

the good news is she's not the only fish in the ocean

you're actually going to cross paths with another chick, and she's even smarter than the one who's fucking Tony

she's really funny, too... she's kinda like "one of the guys", because you can make funny 'guy jokes' and she laughs....really comfortable to be around...

but you're NOT going to meet her staring at that computer

you've GOT TO get off the computer

and when you meet her,DO NOTmention anything about imageboards at all....

trust me.... DON'T MENTION IMAGEBOARDS

and DO NOT use imageboard catchphrases

Dont talk about red pills or ANYTHING

and don't mention anime

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 No.60446

File: f109cb6da7555b7⋯.jpg (150.62 KB, 1080x1172, 270:293, PicsArt_07_02_01_58_07.jpg)

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 No.60447

File: 6e1cebcd016fcf5⋯.jpg (24.14 KB, 396x700, 99:175, L93uO2qu02wK8BMgaEbsLhK2h0….jpg)

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 No.60448

File: 7aa363fc037020d⋯.jpg (471.5 KB, 1179x1280, 1179:1280, 20210702_020214.jpg)

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 No.60449

File: dc4b483889dd522⋯.jpg (136.23 KB, 1080x1909, 1080:1909, PicsArt_07_02_02_11_15.jpg)

literally

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 No.60450

File: ec9c5b62e6a250d⋯.jpg (507.17 KB, 1179x1280, 1179:1280, 20210702_022002.jpg)

You're quite literally a child

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 No.60451

File: 3425e72ca94b5ef⋯.jpg (451.65 KB, 1179x1280, 1179:1280, 20210702_021921.jpg)

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 No.60452

File: 96a7ef6bb1dc905⋯.jpg (454.18 KB, 1179x1280, 1179:1280, 20210702_021835.jpg)

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 No.60453

File: 7fd1aaab73eff58⋯.jpg (495.76 KB, 1179x1280, 1179:1280, 20210702_021811.jpg)

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 No.60454

File: 39f324ff199350e⋯.jpg (618.16 KB, 1179x1280, 1179:1280, 20210702_021936.jpg)

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 No.60455

File: 82e50fe542754ca⋯.jpg (421.38 KB, 1179x1280, 1179:1280, 20210702_021825.jpg)

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 No.60456

File: 1aa8df169be71d8⋯.jpg (495.74 KB, 1179x1280, 1179:1280, 20210702_022747.jpg)

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 No.60457

File: fb6b281fae5bfcc⋯.jpg (511.62 KB, 1179x1280, 1179:1280, 20210702_022803.jpg)

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 No.60458

File: a82ce4a036335d8⋯.jpg (512.09 KB, 1179x1280, 1179:1280, 20210702_023115.jpg)

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 No.60459

File: 13d2439d24d7f05⋯.jpg (442.85 KB, 1179x1280, 1179:1280, 20210702_023728.jpg)

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 No.60460

File: 9f7c780201d21bb⋯.jpg (491.17 KB, 1179x1280, 1179:1280, 20210702_023749.jpg)

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 No.60461

File: 28c7a85aa70d438⋯.jpg (481.03 KB, 1179x1280, 1179:1280, 20210702_023814.jpg)

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 No.60462

File: c1e4be2f82aad3f⋯.jpg (482.42 KB, 1179x1280, 1179:1280, 20210702_023823.jpg)

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 No.60463

File: 074f39fa6a653e5⋯.jpg (422.39 KB, 1179x1280, 1179:1280, 20210702_023833.jpg)

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 No.60464

File: e739e50ee91ba04⋯.jpg (484.81 KB, 1179x1280, 1179:1280, 20210702_024319.jpg)

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 No.60465

File: b97b4e08b3bae35⋯.jpg (517.65 KB, 1179x1280, 1179:1280, 20210702_024306.jpg)

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 No.60466

File: 684d30d0e62f797⋯.jpg (496.41 KB, 1179x1280, 1179:1280, 20210702_024721.jpg)

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 No.60467

File: a19904e6be2d604⋯.jpg (437.2 KB, 1023x1280, 1023:1280, 20210702_024729.jpg)

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 No.60468

File: efce76404700eaf⋯.jpg (785.86 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, 20210702_025242.jpg)

MY PSYCHIC PREDICTION :

you are going to be turning off a videogame and opening up 4chan Monday afternoon when you could have initiated a conversation with her by pointing out the Jackfruit right next to the kiwi fruit, and SHE would've been the one to ask for YOUR telephone number...

you'll be opening /b/, checking to see if you're still banned, and at that moment, she'll walk right past the Jackfruit without ever even noticing how weird it is, and she'll finish her shopping, and go home, and you'll never meet her.

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 No.60470

>>60468

It's almost impossible for me to meet her either way.. We don't even live in the same continent

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 No.60491

>>60441

This faggot is constantly projecting

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 No.60667

Your queen is a he.

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 No.60767

File: 6d2f88a3e672e3d⋯.png (94.69 KB, 504x360, 7:5, 6d2f88a3e672e3d2e58a450e7b….png)

>>60299

>>60298

KIKED.COM

SHEKELED.CUM.PASSION

SCHNOZZED.COM

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 No.60791

Post deep fakes of Emma's butthole. Now.

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 No.60792

And her infant or pre-teen butthole.

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 No.60813

File: 45e15df90ed3068⋯.png (315.17 KB, 555x555, 1:1, Zach.png)

>>60295

Zach? Is that you bud?

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