No.58954
"As we live in the world of 2020, where the world is more progressive than it ever has been. Where respect and equality of each race, gender or sexuality is paramount and constantly being fought for. BoneTown, a 2008 title that focuses on racial stereotypes, cultural minorities, objectifying women and mindless sexual exploits really doesn't hold up to well in the light of present day." - gamefabrique
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No.58955
all body types and races represented, but no wheels chairs yet
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No.58956
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No.58957
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No.58998
johnny neptune shouold play this since he is always going on about fucking girls. oh I'm sorery I should pos this in johhny sprecht
joohnyneptune shoulkd PLAY this since he
is always taslkjing about fucking girls
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No.58999
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No.59034
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No.59035
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No.59036
be sure to preorder a copy of my new book:
I, Gamer
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No.59037
>>58955
"All Body Types"
(every female character has the exact same horribly executed "big boob" body frame...
terrible
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No.59038
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No.59039
and I don't always talk about "fucking girls"
what I do is talk about (You) NOT fucking girls
becauset of videogames
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No.59040
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No.59041
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No.59042
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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No.59043
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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No.59044
>>59037
no they don't
but since you opine on games you have never played why not contact IGN about a job as a game reviewer?
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No.59067
>>59044
I don't have to play the game to look at the screenshots you provided... And in those screenshots, The limited talent of the Design Department becomes self-evident...
The marbles were all built on the same basic polygon template, with a bizarre infantile childish looking version of what is supposed to be adult bodies... Obviously, the amateurish 'modeler' simply repeated the same model over and over, and made subtle variations to denote different characters...
I can see enough female character modeling to know that apparently all the females have the same ridiculously large breasts, ridiculously thin waists, ridiculously large butts, ridiculous short skirts, and stupid infantile childish amateur retarded aesthetically unpleasant facial illustrations and configurations...
The point by point modeling is horrible, and any picture mapping across the polygons is equally as horrible.
It appears all of the mail characters are also simply copied and pasted versions of one template, with a couple vague differentiating characteristics added to denote different male characters...
Look how everyone has the same exact stupid stiff body in the images you have supplied...
They wouldn't want me reviewing their games, because I have too high of a standard of excellence for them... Plus I've never played a stupid video game in my life, so my review would be the same for every game : "boring and leads to eventual homosexuality"...
Nope.... "reviewing game play" isn't something I'm interested in, becauseI am a 3D designer and modeler... I'm the guy that would be handling the actual production design, and overseeing the model creation, complete with bump maps and reflection maps and picture maps and vectorization...
If I was involved with a game manufacturer, photorealism and accurate ragdoll physics would be the name of the game, not some childish misinterpretation of sexuality...
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No.59068
Trust Me, this company is so amateur, that they wouldn't want me working for them..
Artwork of this low quality would never get out the door if I was an employee there
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No.59069
The alleged "3D artist" used the exact same poorly executed terribly articulated amateurishly designed embarrassing shitty model for each character, simply making a few tiny adjustments like height and stupid clothing...
It's some of the worst artwork I've ever seen, 3D or otherwise... The average kindergarten student can create more aesthetically pleasing high quality illustration then this shitty game company
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No.59070
THAN *
Sorry I'm outside using speech to text as always.. it's hot as fuck out here in the garden, and the sun is beating down on my head, and I'm barely even looking at the screen.. but I noticed speech to text created yet another typographical error
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No.59071
The game designer didn't even include a penis in the picture where the guy is pissing on a woman
(Which further demonstrates the unrealistic misogynistic misinterpretation of sexuality captured in this "game", which really makes me wonder why you are interested in it in the first place)
I would have expected you to have much better taste
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No.59072
And I forgot to mention crayons.....
CRAYONS* = what kindergarten students would use to create higher quality illustrations than the ones featured in this shitty stupid game
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No.59073
The stiff awkward effeminate poorly designed models are all carbon copies of each other, with just one or two slight modifications, trying to be passed off as individually unique characters.
Hard to look at
So aesthetically unpleasing, that it's actually hard to look at the characters without laughing
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No.59074
GAME DESCRIPTION :
"The game follows the player as he completes missions and has sex with various women."
Real fucking cool. What a fascinating game for an adult male to be playing. There's nothing creepy or embarrassing about this at all
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No.59076
That being said I would be remiss if I failed to mention that ALL video games are creepy when adult males are playing them
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No.59077
Imagine meeting a really smart classy chick at a bookstore..
And don't start interrupting me saying "but I wouldn't go to a bookstore"......
Just indulge me.. play along....
Hypothetically speaking, imagine you were looking good and feeling good about yourself, and you bumped into a really smart beautiful girl who struck up a conversation with you at a bookstore....
Imagine her telling you about her education, her family, and how she ended up in her situation, in a bookstore by herself without a boyfriend....
Now imagine showing her BONETOWN, with its creepy a feminine infantile graphics, stupid beta faggot misinterpretations of sexuality, and idiotic plot line..
Imagine her facial expression change as you begin explaining the game to her, "The game follows the player as he completes missions and has sex with various women."
Imagine that moment where you realized she has completely 'written you off' her eyes darting as she looks for an escape route from the weird uncomfortable conversation, quickly walking away from you as you raise your voice and holler to her quickly departing back side, "IT'S THE VIDEO GAME WHERE YOU GET LAID !!"
what the fuck are you doing with your life man?
What the fuck is going on here?
This doesn't even make sense....
You're not stupid...
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR DYSFUNCTION, SOLDIER?!!!!!
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No.59078
RE : male game character urinating on female game character
If you're going to try to suggest some alleged "edgy shock value" justifies becoming an even bigger loser with the ladies, I've got a question for you ;
WHAT "SHOCK VALUE" ?....
There's nothing edgy or shocking or cutting edge or subversively cool about the game...
It literally seems like an angry 12-year-old boy developed the game...
So transparently gay that it's embarrassing.. I feel embarrassed for the entire human race looking at the screenshots, and the "game slogan" makes me feel sorry for parents everywhere......
An entire generation of young boys who were never able to grow into adulthood for some reason
(The reason was VIDEOGAMES)
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No.59079
When I was a kid, me all of the other six and seven-year-old boys "discovered our father's Playboy magazines" hidden in their bedrooms...
It's such a shame your generation discovered video games instead....
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No.59094
>>59071
IGN top contributor cant even recognize a penis when he sees one.
phoneposters are subhuman
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No.59114
>>59079
is that whats wrong with you? they made you eat the biscuit?
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No.59158
>>59094
>>59114
When's the last time you took a bath?
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No.59159
>>59094
>>59114
Speaking of 'subhuman' :
Your mother can smell you all the way down the hall...
TAKE A FUCKING BATH, BUM
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No.59161
>>59158
>>59159
did the other boys hold you down and force themselves on you?
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No.59162
>>59161
1: soap
2: water
and that's all you need to know....
get in the tub and turn on the water
or I'm going to convince your mother that it's time to have you sent back to the 'hospital' again
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No.59255
>>59162
>"Guys, stop, no, that hurts, ahhh, it burns, ahhhhhh my butthooooooooooooo"
>little johnny was never the same after being gang raped by six year olds. some worried he might go the carl panzram route but instead he settled into a life of fantasy, meth, and low quality shitposting
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No.59260
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No.59297
johnny neptune was heard to say before his fatal overdose, "I wish all of humanity had one board so I could shit it up."
Johnny Methbot's body has been rendered into corpse starch so that other may live
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No.59629
CCP is leasing Johnny Neptune's ass as a place to store helium 3
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