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File: 5c529d57e3c1942⋯.jpg (87.51 KB, 564x423, 4:3, enhanced_18108_1489611070_….jpg)

 No.58722

Since I'm not allowed to function I thought I'd share with you what one of my super powers is like.

>You're in a room with a couch and some chairs and other objects. The room has no windows and the door is closed. There is no light outside because it is the darkest of nights.

>The lights go out

>All of a sudden a whisp of particles with deep dark purple and red populate your vision -- almost invisible. They collect and surround the objects that were in the room.

>In monochrome fashion the outlines and basic details of the room start to come together and you can pinpoint the details of the chair and where the cushions on the couch start and end.

>It looks like a mess of purple and red static thats almost completely black.

>The objects project themselves like a 3d stereogram and you now know you can navigate in complete darkness.

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 No.58723

File: 0b9f72b44fc72ca⋯.jpg (35.54 KB, 822x528, 137:88, egi3jek9xt6z.jpg)

>You close your eyes and you see nothing but a dark swirling mass of purple lights.

>You go outside and dip in the sun for a second and stare into it.

>You look back down and bright yellow and blacks outline every feature of the car and scenery around you as if there were only 16 colors and they were all yellow.

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 No.58724

Since none of you have super powers I thought I'd describe whats its like.

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 No.58725

File: 5d23d8af4274b07⋯.jpg (99.9 KB, 826x900, 413:450, bigstock_X_ray_of_both_hum….jpg)

My xray vision works a lot like the layers in photoshop.

I focus through an object where I want to see and then it slowly fades out like I was sliding the opacity from 100% to 0.

That one is pretty simple. It looks nothing like taking an xray photo.

Not sure why they call it xray vision.

Its more like holographic vision.

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 No.58726

>>58725

As far as my own experience goes, I'm way more likely to see completely through the hand and have it disappear... or at least see whats inside of it. Which is odd because theres no light reaching whats inside the hand if they're hiding something like a coin. Still not sure how to explain that.

The power to see in the dark seems a little weird because its still difficult to see in absolute darkness. Yet looking through someones hand to see what theyre holding is clear as day?

I still don't get it. This was my most obvious power by the way because during some trauma it randomly activated and started going crazy. Ceiling fans started disappearing... my hands... peoples faces... my reflection would just drop out of no where.

Its odd. Not sure how it works. I can control it but I prefer not to if the governments spying on my brain with A.I.

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 No.58727

>>58726

It leads me to believe that light and optics don't really work in a way that humans understand... so I haven't really picked up on it.

Maybe we're better off that way.

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 No.58728

On one hand I want to practice my abilities so that I could go out into a crowd and instantly know whose carrying a weapon and do it if theres light or not. On the other hand, I don't want my brain spied on, analyzed, fed to a computer, and that data given to a bunch of heartless people that love watching me suffer all day.

Rough

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 No.58729

What would you do?

Giving a computer this information would be irresponsible wouldnt it?

Dont you think I have a duty to be weak? To not practice my powers?

I hate to say it but in every continuity of the superman universe... where he doesn't practice his powers he remains weak.

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 No.58730

I mean I was only able to get into the top physical strength of 99.5% of strongmen before this kryptonite deal really damaged me. I lost my strength and gained it back in a period of 6 years 4 times.

Sad.... I could have gotten to an unreal level of strength.

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 No.58731

If this government wasn't in my way I'm pretty sure Id be able to pick up a 250lb male with one hand by the neck.

Oh well.

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 No.58732

Thats a shame too -- because nothing commands authority like grabbing a 200-250lbs male by the neck and lifting him up with one hand and then using a burning laser to carve up his forehead.

Instead of listening to that guy whose a professor level intellect in most every science, we're listening to faggots and BLM.

WOOOOOOOOOO. Good decision making process guys.

*slow clap*

Dont trust the guy whose demonstratively has super powers as confirmed by the A.I. spying on his brain. That would be stupid.

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 No.58733

Seriously though. We could've had one of the most powerful people on the earth use his jetpack to grab someone we don't like by the neck with one hand, lift him up into the sky, burn his face open with a laser, and then throw him through a tall building.

So sorry you missed out bro.

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 No.58734

File: 2fedd26ced87c89⋯.jpg (45.49 KB, 474x667, 474:667, OIP_2_.jpg)

>>58733

>>58733

Bullet proofed in this fucking badass armor.

But nooooooooo we want faggots everywhere instead.

Literally would've been the most badass thing anyone has ever seen in the history of anything.

Nope can't allow that shit. Nothing but faggots and BLM for me!!!

Absolutely disgusting.

Im going to make sure I translate some of my super powers into weaponry for my soldiers to use when I curb stomp these fuckers in silicon valley.

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 No.58735

*player 1 throws money at you!*

Ineffective

*player 2 curb stomps your security force from 300 yards away through the walls without using electronics*

Super effective!

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 No.58736

Here's another special ability I have.

If you try to choke me, I've learned to breath through my ears and eye sockets.

Have fun with that faggot

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 No.58737

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THIS IS JUST LEVEL ONE

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 No.58738

At first the schizophrenic number has a predictable pattern of repeating numbers before it projects into an unpredictable combination of nonsense.

An informal name for an irrational number that displays such persistent patterns in its decimal expansion, that it has the appearance of a rational number. A schizophrenic number can be obtained as follows. For any positive integer n let f(n) denote the integer given by the recurrence f(n) = 10 f(n − 1) + n with the initial value f(0) = 0. Thus, f(1) = 1, f(2) = 12, f(3) = 123, and so on. The square roots of f(n) for odd integers n give rise to a curious mixture appearing to be rational for periods, and then disintegrating into irrationality. This is illustrated by the first 500 digits of √f(49):

1111111111111111111111111.1111111111111111111111 0860

555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 2730541

66666666666666666666666666666666666666666 0296260347

2222222222222222222222222222222222222 0426563940928819

4444444444444444444444444444444 38775551250401171874

9999999999999999999999999999 808249687711486305338541

66666666666666666666666 5987185738621440638655598958

33333333333333333333 0843460407627608206940277099609374

99999999999999 0642227587555983066639430321587456597

222222222 1863492016791180833081844 ...

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 No.58739

Holy shit. So theres a technology you're not aware of that requires very good cooling systems. I mean liquid nitrogen through veins.

Theres a vibrational frequency for a crystal formation of many metals that harmonically increases their durability making them absolutely bullet proof.

This technology is used in nanotechnology to produce a small current through a string to levitate it and cause it to stiffen up.

The crazy part about this technology is that its level at earth is relatively derelict. You could use a small nuclear engine to power a series of titanium crystals to act as a titanium rubber. It would completely defeat absolutely any bullet.

The bullet would slap hard against that titanium rubber, and meet the same resistance of a full block of titanium, and then bounce back to its original form simply because of its nuclear vibrational state.

I'm going to put this in my armor at the next BLM protest and just absolutely blast everyone in the fucking crowd.

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 No.58740

The reason the venous capillary system is required is to bleed out the heat caused by the vibrational harmonics that super-stiffen armor. The only thing thats missing from this is some very sensitive high powered plasma arcs to detonate incoming incendiary rounds which would make the armor absolutely insane.

The armor could be as light as 150lbs, and with the jetpack and the ability to steal fuel from any vehicle nearby, we get a viable weapon for absolute re-taking of the government from the communist faggot enablers.

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 No.58741

I just drank 8 oz of fish juice soaked in oil.

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 No.58742

Ok, so, listen. The same technology that uses complex harmonics to levitate a string can be used to reinforce hard armor at the cost of heating it.

Imagine the difference here. A string normally sits there limp. A very precise vibration causes it to levitate enough for ants to crawl across.

A higher level of this technology can be used to reinforce strong armor using vibrational harmonics. It will completely fucking ruin absolutely any projectile so long as they aren't sequenced in a very specific pattern.

Good luck with that sequence though faggot.

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 No.58743

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You see this shit nigga?

It aint supposed to be fucking floating

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 No.58744

Soon as I get my antimonitor armor going Im going to vibranium its titanium ass and surround it in a powerful tesla arc and dissolve any bullet before it even reaches me

Then im going to scream out loud like im in dragon ball z and turn the coils up to full blast and turn into a ball of fucking thunder and fire while my FUCKING LASERS CHARGE UP TO MAXIMUM POWER

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 No.58745

AND THEN IM GOING TO GRAB THE MOTHER FUCKER RESPONSIBLE FOR THESE BLM PROTESTS AND ASK HIM WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING COME FROM AND KISS HIS FUCKING FACE WITH SOME FANCY PLASMA ARCS WHILE I STARE HIM DOWN WITH THE FUCKING RED EYE CONTACT LENSES I HAD

AND IF HE DOESNT ANSWER IM GOING TO USE MY FUCKING JET PACK AND SCREAM AT HIM WHILE I JUMP INTO THE AIR AND THREATEN TO THROW HIM DOWN TO THE FUCKING FLOOR

BECAUSE IM SICK OF YOUR FUCKING SHIT

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 No.58746

WHEN HES IN THE MDIDLE OF THE FUCKING AIR 50 FEET ABOVE THE GROUND STARING INTO MY DEEP RED GLOWING FUCKING EYES IM GOING TO USE THE 2 KW BLUE LASER AT THE END OF MY FUCKING HANDS TO BLOW A HOLE INTO HIS FOREHEAD AND WHEN THE COMBINATION OF SHOCKS FROM THE TESLA COIL AND THE SOUND OF FUCKING POPCORN COMING FROM HIS HEAD HES GOING TO TELL ME WHERE YOU FAGGOT ENABLERS ARE

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 No.58747

AND THEN IM GOING TO FLY AT YOUR BUILDING AT 160 FUCKING MILES PER HOUR BEFORE ANYONE KNOWS WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS GOING ON AND ABSOLUTELY RANSACK YOUR BULLSHIT BEFORE I FLY OFF TO THE NEXT AREA

DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING ANGRY I AM

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 No.58748

I WILL SMASH THROUGH YOUR FUCKING WINDOWS WEARING ARMOR THAT WILL PROTECT ME FROM ANYTHING SHORT OF A LARGE ROCKET LAUNCHER DESIGNED TO TAKE DOWN AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER AND BULLDOZE THROUGH YOUR FUCKING BUILDING SETTING EVERYTHING ON FIRE WITH MY GAS POWERED LASER

I WILL FUCKING RUIN YOU

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 No.58749

And absolutely everyone I come into contact with is going to fucking sing because theyre going to LOVE the feeling of this gas powered tesla coil trying to reach down their fucking throat for even being close to me

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 No.58750

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IM GOING TO FUCKING WEAPONIZE THIS SHIT AND MAKE IT GAS POWERED.

THANK GOD THERES 1000000 FUCKING VEHICLES EVERYWHERE YOU STUPID FUCK

ITS GOING TO BE THE ABSOLUTE MOST HORRIFYING THING THAT ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN OR IMAGINED IN THE ENTIRE EXISTENCE OF THIS STUPID FUCKING PLANET

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 No.58751

THIS PLASMA ARC AT FULL POWER WILL BLOW UP YOUR BULLETS BEFORE THEY REACH MY INVINCIBLE ARMOR

I WILL FUCK UP YOUR DAY AND AT 180MPH I WILL WRECK YOUR SHIT ACROSS THE ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY WITHIN A WEEK I SWEAR TO GOD I FUCKING HATE YOUR STUPID NEWS MEDIA I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IM GOING TO PAY YOU BACK FOR EVERYTHING YOU STOLE FROM ME I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL GRAB YOU BY THE NECK AND SCRAPE YOUR FACE AROUND THE PERIMITERE OF THE FUCKING BUILDING AT 60MPHS WHLIE PLAYING RUNNING IN THE 90S WITH MY FUCKING GAS POWERED PLASMA ARC YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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 No.58752

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 No.58753

>>58750

Im going to build a fucking drill that gives my suit easy access to gasoline from any vehicle I come across.

I fucking hate you for ruining m life. The only thing I can think to do is to give you the same thing.

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 No.58754

The fucking second I figure out whose behind this... Im taking you to a little hole in the wall and Im force feeding you like a duck until youre 800 lbs. Im going to tase you on a regular basis and Im going to cut my fucking symbol onto your fucking head.

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 No.58755

File: 65f311577a2edff⋯.jpg (183.06 KB, 1350x675, 2:1, Rc2cbd6dabec8a4af692ae52e1….jpg)

IM GOING TO CUT THE FUCKING S ON MY CHEST INTO YOUR FUCKING FOREHEAD AND CUT YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT

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 No.58756

File: c44a2e40d18ea14⋯.jpg (210.78 KB, 563x1316, 563:1316, R1da75b3ad9424cf8a214395fa….jpg)

DO YOU KNOW WHY I MIGH DO THAT?!????

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 No.58757

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Oh trust me. I know what this was about.

Maybe this guy will go crazy and shoot up a school.

Oh. No.

No. No. No.

This was the absolute wrong fucking person to fuck with.

DO YOU LIKE-A THE TIK TOCK? YOURE GONNA WANNA HAVE YOUR FUCKING PHONE READY WHEN I BURST THROUGH THE FUCKING WINDOW OR WALL AT YOUR BUILDING

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 No.58758

File: d043f06494ca7fa⋯.jpg (38.71 KB, 474x365, 474:365, OIP_3_.jpg)

I hope you have your fucking machine guns too because I want to see that fucking look on your face when its made completely fucking useless you stupid cunt faggot enabling fucking faggot

I want to see the completely obliterated look on everyones face when their clips are empty and they realize SUPERMANS ABOUT TO FUCKING RUIN YOUR FUCKING DAY

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 No.58759

And once I'm done with you I'm going to mexico and murdering everyone in the fucking cartel

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 No.58760

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 No.58761

File: 1f29cd918e1cf8f⋯.gif (240.96 KB, 250x209, 250:209, Re96835d8f321ebde7ed7eb51c….gif)

*making original content*

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 No.58762

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This thread is best read with this in the background.

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 No.58763

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This!

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 No.58764

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>>58763

And this!

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 No.58765

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And this!

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 No.58766

File: 666b6806f8ce92b⋯.jpg (100.11 KB, 411x1215, 137:405, dec8701990e53c068892459704….jpg)

You think you can treat me this way?

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 No.58767

File: 3e52081f1cd9248⋯.jpg (32.92 KB, 474x264, 79:44, OIP_4_.jpg)

DO YOU?!

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 No.58768

File: 564d195827ffab4⋯.png (621.24 KB, 742x544, 371:272, lw9bcrhbzho11.png)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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 No.58776

>>58766

Post propedo content.

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