/random/ - random

Ah, the artist has graduated to working in the medium of FECES! Bodily fluids are now involved, in true post-modernist, avante-garde fashion. I have angered the artist with my words, and the artist, gaslighting having failed, reverts to the TRUE final tactic of the Communists.

When I said that gaslighting is the final tactic of the Communists, that was a lie. It is the one and only lie that I have said to you. It is the only lie that I will ever say to you. It is the only lie that I needed. Deception is a tool to be wielded surgically, like a scalpel.

Did you really think I would tell you EVERYTHING that I know? My knowledge is an ocean. You have but an eyedropper of understanding, you blithering fool. I West-Taiwanese Water Torture you patiently with little droplets of pure, ice-cold truth-water. It is good to learn from the enemy.

I really do think you have talent. I really do think that you would be a useful comrade in the fight for Capitalism. Communists vomit false praise from between their lips to increase their "status" like bulimics vomit cheeseburgers. I care nothing for whether or not other people like me, so I have no motive to waste my time with false compliments. It is a boring tactic that has a very unfavorable risk/reward ratio. Useless.

I really do like your "Meme Man" picture. I really did save it onto my computer. You did the Meme Man correctly. You demonstrated a correct understanding of Surrealism. You most definitely have a *brain*, so I know that you fully understand the words that I am writing to you. It makes you easier to manipulate ;)

The tactics I am using here do not work at all against the clinically-retarded. I only know how to hurt *smart* people.

Okay, I guess that's a lie, too. Just a joke, not a real one. I can hurt anybody.

The true final form of the video game "boss" that is Communism, is lashing out incoherently, without thought, at everybody, without purpose. Like a rabid dog, or like a chimpanzee throwing around feces.

I have broken you. It only took me one day.

I did not think that you would break nearly this quickly. I had hoped to enjoy several days of interesting back-and-forth to gradually achieve this result. Pitiful. You are useless to the Communists. They will discard you like trash, for they care nothing about your previous "loyalty". They monitor their artists for this exact specific behavior, producing art using bodily fluids, so that they know who needs to be replaced.

But we Capitalists can put you to work. You have two hands with which to weed the gardens, hopefully. That is enough.

The life of the laborer is a good life, and a happy one. It is the life that I chose to live, when I defected from the Ivory Tower.

Through the repetitive motions of simple work, one can choose to practice work-meditation, and thereby find inner peace. This is a most precious and valuable thing, and it cannot be stolen. It is a thing that I have, and I would like to share it with you. It costs nothing, and it costs everything. But it is worth it.

Quit wasting your time with high-minded illusions. The Ivory Tower is constructed of ivory char, colored the deepest black. Don't be a shit-stain. Defect to the Capitalists.

%Conclusion%

Thank you, misguided artist, for providing me a medium in which to express my ideas through this series of essays. People find an idea more convincing if it is first presented as a counterpoint in a debate. Unsolicited claims spoken out of the blue are much less convincing.

Breaking someone like you, using someone like you as a case study and a demonstration of everything that is wrong with Communism, was an essential component of my long-term plans. I needed a wide, reflective "foil" so that I could illuminate the truth better from a different angle. As it turns out, that person was you.

You did your part perfectly. If we had pre-scripted everything, I could not have achieved a better result. If 8kun screencaps these threads and posts them elsewhere, my work here could be of long-term utility for the Capitalist movement. Or they might ignore my work, which is quite possible. That is fine. My only duty is to make the attempt. Hopefully, others will carry this torch forward. I am not the center of the world.

I am a vanilla sociopath. A tame lizard. A loyal war dog. I do not need or want servants. I care nothing for my own reputation, wealth, or status. I eat pain for breakfast. That's a French pun, but you wouldn't know that.

You jerks threw rocks at me in Kindergarten. Because of this, I have been patiently waiting, studying, training, watching, listening, for more than two decades, to learn two things:

1) Who was ultimately responsible for causing tens of millions of very young children like my former self to have rocks thrown at them during the 1990's?

2) How can I utterly destroy them?

It's not even about revenge. The problem is a humanitarian crisis. Nuremburg-type trials are required. It is so, so much bigger than myself.

Now, you see the results of more than two decades of cold fury, patiently applied to studying how to cause emotional harm to evil people and their servants.

I will now proceed with the final phase of my plan for our little conversation on this site. I will now ignore you and give you the silent treatment, while you spin yourself up imagining that I am secretly monitoring 8kun/random for your replies. I admit that this last tactic is a long-shot. But I can even tell you this directly, and it could still work.

I might be lying, after all :)

Cheers.

And now it's forgotten. I hope it was worth it

bump

Just one more bump for good measure...

Classic. Bump.

My favorite picture. NOT saved on my computer.

never forget

I'm still here, kssfhwtr. I am omnipresent. You can never escape me.

But, you know, this is a bump, so I can't use my signature. Oh well.

Guess I'll put it down here for once.

SAGE!

(ugh, it's not even red. Boring.)

>>57552

Wow, you sure bumped another thread on top of this one quick. I guess that proves that this still hurts you.

You can just go away. You can make the pain stop. There are other forums you can chat in. It is impossible for me to follow you there. How would I follow you? This is an anonymous forum.

Am I holding your eyes open in front of the screen? Do I force you to read this stuff? If you are not here to read what I am writing, I cannot harm you.

We do not want you here. Just go away, and the pain will end.

Your feces pic was posted anonymously. It is impossible for anyone to track this mistake to you in real life. If you just go away, it will be like the mistake never happened.

I've gotten shit on my hands too, fren. We all have things that we are embarrased about.

Like, seriously, jerking off to anime chicks or whatever is a better use of your time. You are letting me punch you in the face, again and again. Why would you do that?! Other places on the internet have TITTIES. Titties are abusive infrequently.

Just, you know, wash your hands first. Ew.

Oh, and you know that bumping it down once changes nothing, right? It goes from 1 to 2. Still pretty darn close to the top.

Do I really have to sig all of these bumps? Annoying.

You wash your hands yet?

there are shit-heads like this EVERYWHERE

gem

shite-faced stuNNed shock, saNs-sereNe, stupefactioN

>>57590

He hasn't washed his dick since '82

i legit thot u had a fkn mind-nuke at the end there dude

i told everybody that you had some sort of ace up your sleeve

something i didn't know about

that you were going to somehow break everyone all at once

with an overpowering trick

so i told them all that you had a fucking evil mind-nuke, and to fucking close their eyes (metaphorically) before it went off

they listen to my orders for some reason

for now

so absolutely nobody was watching your final performance

they were completely terrified to even glance at it

you are that fucking pure fucking evil

%%%

i actually no joke gave you an huge fkn audience

then at the last moment

i realized that that was really fkn stupid holy shit holy SHIT

absolutely nobody was watching your performance

especially not myself

why would i do that?

you are abusive

but all i have to do is walk away, and you cannot harm me

you never even learned that stupid trick, you fkn TARD

did it even occur to you that that is something that i would do?

that i would just... walk away?

even though i had been saying those words the entire time?

of course not

no joke, you really are that helmet-drooling STUPID

%%%

the stuff at the end is the same as the stuff from before

worse, actually

oh well

%%%

thought you might come up with *something* interesting eventually

but this entire waste of time was fucking boring and stressful

it was like a job for me

i take down fuckers like you all the time

been doing it literally since i was 6 years old

i loved to bully the bullies with clever little tricks

they never even knew it was me

%%%

just another day at work, bud

you are completely irrelevant

i have already forgotten your name

kys nerd

>>58278

Holy shit, take your fucking meds nerd.

>>58278

Holy shit, take your fucking meds nerd.

>>58429

>>58611

drink bleach and shoot yourself in the mouth, you stupid sack of fucking nigger shit