In true Commie fashion, you spend your days writing text messages to yourself in your stepmother's basement. What if I told you... the Capitalists can show you how to live comfortably off the land in the National Forests? That those who can make things can make things without needing money? Earth provides.
You live in poverty, shame, and filth, typing words for a few pennies each to please your corporate masters. Escape to nature with the Capitalists. Stop demanding that others give you things, and build for yourself a better future with your own two limp-wristed, blubbery hands.