You wear thick-rimmed, nerdy glasses, like all Communists, because your computer has destroyed your eyes. It benefits the elites for the people to be blinded by computer screens and deafened by earphones.
Communists cloister themselves in tiny monastic cells within the Ivory Tower, aloof from the filthy peasants, worshipping false gods whose illusions emanate from their twinkling magic boxes.
Conservatives live a balanced life that incorporates all of the personal benefits of modern technology and outoorsmanship.
Join the Capitalists, Hellen Keller. Jesus Christ makes the blind to see and the deaf to hear. You live in silence and darkness. We can show you the light, and we can help you to hear the music.