/random/ - random

>>53955

Never said anything about being successful

>>54388

yesterday I saw him openly admitting what a failure he is and how many times he screwed his life up with bad choices

>>54395

and that he was able to make a lot of money at one point in his life

seems based to me.

>>53955

hurr durr video games make you sad unlike me who am

............so

happy.................

I have to go because my wife wants me to eat some kittens. Wife

everyone else isn't getting laid and I am and that makes me better

(how was it?)

muh wif, muh famous people, muh asumptions

>>53955

didnt his wife leave him like 10 years ago tho?

2nd wife?

HAHAHAHA !!!

This Thread is great !!

sweet !!............

I'm actually kind of honored...

>>54408

yet that IS actually 100% true...........

You suffer from clinical depression

You know it, I know it, everybody knows it

You also play video games.........

You know it, I know it, everybody knows it

Do you really want me to continue?

................ Because I can keep going with this

And every word I'm going to say

Will be 100% accurate

No matter how much you try to deny it

So do you really want me to continue?

>>54481

not sure if you can afford it. biden just signed a bill into law taxing excessive use of ellipsis.

>>54408

See, it's really important to pay attention to the words you just typed in your post.....

Because those words demonstrate

YOUR personal PERCEPTION

It says a lot more about you

Than it does about me

Because you're taking it personally

When I don't even know who you are

I make vague generalized statements

About an entire generation of men

Statements many people see as advice

Statements that are 100% accurate

Statements your father should

have told you a long time ago

Butyou perceive them as personal attacks

Perhaps I hit a nail on the head?

Why would you perceive my statements

as "personal attacks"?

I've never claimed to be better than anybody

And in fact I'm always the first person to point out

My own inferiorities.. my own inadequacies...

I'm always the first person to admit

The countless idiotic mistakes I've made

The endless series of stupid decisions I've made

The dozens and dozens of times I've fucked up

I am definitely not better than anybody

If anything I'm less than most people

Because I'm such a fucking failure in many ways

And I've never said I was happier than anyone else

Because I don't even think that way

I don't sit around thinking about

Me being happier than you

That's something an insecure loser would think about, not me.. I'm very secure with my temporary happiness and temporary unhappiness... Because happiness is a decision... Happiness is a behavior

Let me repeat that again :

happiness is a BEHAVIOR

The same can be said for unhappiness

Unhappiness is like a snowball

It gets bigger and bigger

Eventually overwhelming

Because we allow it to

We allow unhappiness to get bigger and drown us

Because we are self-absorbed

In our own little self-pity bubble

And we create our own unhappiness because

unhappiness is a BEHAVIOR

so yeah.. I have never claimed to be happier than you simply because I don't play video games or simply because I have a wife or simply because getting pussy is one of the easiest things you'll ever do in your life..

I've never made that claim......

You are demonstrating insecurity

Saying you feel attacked personally

Misinterpreting my advice

As a personal attack against you

This is called a persecution complex, and it's always born from insecurity....

Your insecurity comes from within you

Not from me

Not from anybody else

INSIDE YOU

Stop blaming external factors for your own inner insecurities.....

Let's get back to video games....

And address your clinical depression

If you told me you're not depressed

You would be lying to me

Because youareclinically depressed

You know it

I know it

Your parents know it

And you know that we know it

Everybody knows it

Video games

Believe it or not

That's why you're depressed

100% true

Video games

Image boards

Anime

you're clinically depressed because you're not experiencing real life.. you are clinically depressed because you have self isolated long before the pandemic, creating a cocoon around yourself, trapped in a cage of Internet video games and anime and pornography

And you know it

So don't deny it

It's not a personal attack

It's simply a very honest observation

I know the sun rises in the east

I know the sun sets in the West

And I know you're clinically depressed

And I know you are trapped in your own isolation

And you're the only one who can change things

Nobody else is going to make the changes for you

>>54408

No matter what you say,

No matter how many times you deny it,

I know that you long for companionship

It doesn't have to be a woman

It doesn't have to be a man

It doesn't even have to be a human

In many ways, a pet would be better than a lover

But companionship.....

Is what you actually want the most....

Although you behave in a way....

That further isolates you...

And further minimizes...

Your chances for companionship

Pussy ?................

I don't need to explain why getting pussy

Such an important part of existence

I'm not going to explain the birds and bees

Everybody knows

At your young ages

You young men

Are supposed to be

Trying to fuck every girl

That you see

Because that's nature

And hundreds of thousands of years

Of evolution

Were not intended

To result

In an entire generation

Of young males

Playing video games

But never trying to get pussy

Sorry......

Your entire image board culture is flawed

And if you mimic the image board culture behavior

Then you are causing self harm

Because it leads to loneliness

It needs to clinical depression

It leads to futile masturbation

It leads to further isolation

It leads to Future depression

It leads to Future loneliness

>>54483

lol !!! what's up, dude ?........

I've been worried about you...

What's this about a health problem?

are you okay?

how's Nancy?

>>54484

oof, I knew him from newsplus, he came here when it really slowed down.

how can he be distracted?

>>54484

RE: nothing better to do

CORRECT !!

at least "nothing MORE FUN to do"

Just like you, I'm on disability

(but I'm the one admits it, while you try to hide it)

So you and I have a lot of free time on our hands

LOTS of it.....

You spend your time gardening

And I spend my time doing the animal rescue thing

but we BOTH relish coming into imageboards

and giving people grief

we are experts

I understand you've had some recent health issue

Jerry used to beg me to pleeeeaze come to 8kun

I told him 100 times NO......

but when i DID come here....

suddenly he wants me to leave.....

hahahaha!!

That's like when Jerry's family

Kept urging him to get on disability

over and over

"You need to be on disability, Jerald"

and he said NO... NO, NO, NO....

but as soon as he got on disability

His family started saying

"YOU NEED TO GET A JOB!"

Isn't that ironic ?

by the way,how's /freedomzine/ lately?

I peeked in there recently

and it appeared that you

finally stopped trying

I'm guessing it became a chore

waiting for another human to contribute?

so........ is this some "new" health problem?

or is it an extension of one of your pre-existing health conditions?

>>54496

so you arnt retired, you're on disability.

so you're a shitposting NEET who smokes meth?

I'm so disappointed

Even Killcen told me you were sick or dying or something I can't remember

and didn't YOU mention something about needing emergency surgery? Something like that?

some kind of surgery?.........

and you mentioned your daughter got covid and you got covid ?

Get me back up to speed again.. so what's going on? Are you okay?

>>54498

oh my, how embarrasing

"McGovern, 53, has been locked up at the Bibb County jail 11 times for charges that include harassing communications, trespassing and contempt of court, records show. He filed for Chapter 13 bankruptcy in 1996 and appears to have lived in Macon most of his life."

>>54499

Embarrassing for who? For you? Not for me.. that's for damn sure

>>54486

nature was never intended to handle men being sexually demoralized by women being trained as diseased incorrigible backstabbing whores. Women are the gatekeepers of breeding: if they want to destroy the incentive for men to deal with and provide for them, acting like a cunt who is in charge despite having half my intelligence and body weight is the right strategy. The ball is in the court of the people that want families: women.

>>54500

you're a shitty terry davis who isn't good at anything

I don't give a fuck about being arrested or mugshots or bankruptcies

I'm certainly not embarrassed that I'm on disability at the moment....

LolI've openly BRAGGED for 6 months straight (every day) about being on disability in Jerry's worthless /freedomzine/ board

don't believe me ?..... ask Jerry

He remembers it painfully well because he is too afraid to admit being on disability.. he seems to be embarrassed about it.. I'm not

I'm definitely retired as well.. because I am a retired illustrator who refuses to draw anymore

Ask Killcen.....

He'll tell you...

I have literally mentioned my disability every single day for 6 months straight nonstop in Jerry's adorable little "board" called FREEDOMZINE

Every single day..

I've also regularly posted my

Social security number

Date of birth

Mother's maiden name

Correct physical address

Telephone number

AT LEAST 1,000 TIMES

Ask jerry..

He'll tell you...

He knows I do these things out in the open

>>54506

why do you smoke meth? do you care about yourself?

The real question isWHY is Jerry so embarrassed?

why doesn't he have the balls to admit the truth just like I do?

>>54507

I haven't touched meth in 5 years......

not even once....

(But yesterday I was in here talking about my prior drug use specifically methamphetamine use)

I was telling a story about going to a sleazy pay by the hour motel in Nashville, where they played nothing but several different channels of porn on the TV sets.....

And I admitted breaking the motel light bulbs and turning them into meth pipes

And getting my dick sucked for a day and a half Non-Stop

AGAIN : ASK JERRY

(the "board OWNER" of /freedomzine/)

He'll tell you.....

I've always told people my personal information

My private information

I've always told people my social security number

And my birthday

And my mother's maiden name

And my physical address

And my phone number

Jerry knows I openly admit being on disability

That was a painful experience for him for some reason, because he's on disability as well, but he seemed to struggle to keep it a secret

I don't know why he would be embarrassed about it

I'm certainly not embarrassed about it

>>54511

so you replaced meth with shitposting? Have you considered what your self drestructive behavior does to those around you?

>>54512

you dont have a wife do you?

I've been arrested many many times

I've been to county jails before

And I've been property of the Georgia Department of corrections in the prison system before

I've never hidden that information

I'm certainly not embarrassed about it

In fact these have been the happiest 4 years of my life

5 years ago was a little bit rough because I was transitioning from addiction to sobriety

But I was still fairly happy

I had a beautiful brilliant genius wife

I've got beautiful brilliant genius children

(just like Jerry)

Jerry has a beautiful genius girlfriend named Nancy

Jerry has two beautiful genius children

Jerry's not an unhappy guy

But we are both old..

We are both very very old...

We've both had scrapes with the law...

We both dealt with addictions

(Jerry was a syringe sharing needle junkie)

(While I smoked meth)

We've both been there, done that...

A million times over

Plus once for good measure

But yeah..

I can honestly say the past 4 years

Have been the best of my life so far

>>54513

I'm not sure how old you are....

But I'm willing to bet $5,000 cash (fiat)

That before you were born :

I had a commodore Amiga

Before PCS could handle color

Because I do 3D animation

And I had a friend named Stu

Who worked for a defense contractor

In Huntsville Alabama

And one day stu came over

And hooked my computer up

To a thing called "The Darkweb'

or "Darknet"

He told me it was used

By scientists and mathematicians

And defense contractor employees

And they were trying to encourage

Artist and musicians

To join in

And make it more eclectic.......

It was all BBS stuff

And I didn't really understand it

Completely because it was new

But it was a bunch of geeky nerds

Asking if there were "any girl's?"

Repeatedly asking "any pussy?"

Awkward early prehistoric image board beta behavior......

so, yeah....................

I've been doing this a lot longer than I'd care to remember to be quite honest

As the years rolled on I continued my disruptive behavior in chat rooms, etc etc

That's what they used to call me :

"THE DISRUPTIVE GUEST"

The term trolling hadn't even been developed yet

Unlike most awkward people :

when I was growing up I knew I didn't fit in

so I decided to LIKE IT

laugh all you want, I don't mind

in fact,I'll gladly join you, and laugh at myself

but be "embarrassed" that I'm weird?.....

don't count on it

>>54504

it's actuallyTWENTY SEVEN TIMESnot 11

the article was quite literally riddled with erroneous information

I recently had a client pay me to FINALLY DO ART AGAIN

and he gave me a 50% deposit

of $800

to paint two fiberglass statues

...and after having them delivered.....

I had to give him back the $800 and the statues

because it involved sanding fiberglass

then spraying a highly toxic enamel paint

called ONE SHOT ENAMEL

and I've got COPD

so even through the respirator

I was still inhaling fumes

and it exacerbated my COPD

so yeah....

I almost came out of retirement

almost

but I'm officially retired again

or, retired 'still'

Isn't that strange?

The newspaper article claimed 11 arrests

But it was actually 27

TWENTY SEVEN.........

I'm so "embarrassed" hahahaha

The funniest part about the last arrest was how I was actually the victim of a crime....

But I'm the one who ended up getting arrested

And anybody who's lived life in reality

And has dealt with the police before

Knows this happens all too often

believe it or not....

There are a large number of people in jail and prison who did not actually commit the crime as charged

You might be surprised

oh, and....... LOL @ "lived most of my life in Macon" hahahaha !!!! classic

I lived most of my life in Atlanta

I grew up in Memphis

Moved to Atlanta at age 12

moved out of moms at age 16

(Although I think it might have technically been age 15, like a week or so before my birthday if I'm not mistaken, but my memory has gotten bad because I'm old as fuck)

And I lived in Atlanta.....

That newspaper article got everything wrong

Trust me.. they got everything wrong except for my name....

(They failed to mention Johnny Neptune is my art pseudonym I've been using since I was 12 years old old, and I got hired by ZZ Top at Warner Bros using that pseudonym)

The only reason I ever went to Macon was because my mother wasn't doing well.. I wanted to live close to my mother, because.. well I really don't need to explain that do i?

My mother died last year.

So my wife and I moved north of Atlanta

To a small little town called Hoschton Georgia

"lived most of my life in Macon" LMMFAO

>>54514

Jerry's got a girlfriend named Nancy..

She's very cool...

She's brilliant...

She puts up with his shit

So she's a saint

And she's very much real

I'm currently married to Wendy

She's very cool....

She's brilliant...

She puts up with my shit

So she's a saint

And she's very much real

And why would I be embarrassed about filing bankruptcy?

That's nothing to be embarrassed about

Big deal..

RE : do I really even have a wife ?

see, I've always said behind every good man is a great woman...

and YES, Wendy is very much real..

And she's actually very discriminating !!

She grew to hate men so much

With all their predictable caveman behavior

That she became a lipstick lesbian

For 11 years

Until we met

And I told her all about my arrest record, and the drugs, and the bankruptcy, and that I was now on disability, after no longer desiring to be an artist

And the fact that she still wanted to be

50% of my life

And the fact that she still wanted me

To be 50% of her life

Is all the validation I require......

So I'm not worried

If other people

Can't figure me out

Because the only person that matters

Figured me out a long time ago

And she falls asleep next to me

Every single night

Jerry has a girlfriend - a long time girlfriend

A brilliant beautiful girlfriend.....

They might as well be married

Jerry never had a problem getting girls

That's why he's got two children.....

Two Brilliant beautiful children

Jerry and I each NEVER PLAYED VIDEOGAMES

we don't watch anime

DO

THE

MATH

I'm worried about Jerry

he and I both have health problems

and I think he had to undergo surgery recently

I like Jerry a lot

I consider him to be a friend

whether he feels the same way or not, I don't care

Last year, after my mother passed away, Jerry and I were having a conversation about the stimulus checks, and jerry FLIPPED OUT ON ME

he threw a hissy fit temper tantrum

And yelled how much he "hated me"

when I was trying to HELP HIM

so I went into Jerry's DEADEST BOARD ONLINE

and gave him hell

I poked at him for months

nonstop

every day

every night

I poked at Jerry

so he got mad at me

but I still like him

I think Jerry felt "betrayed" or something....

I don't know why...

I didn't betray him...

hell, I spent 2 months bending over backwards trying to pay for his cellphone service

I like him

I literally jumped through hoops of napalm

trying to arrange it where I'd pay for his phone

service, just to make things a little easier for him

Ask him....

Hell tell you.....

his board is /freedomzine/

there was no secret hidden motive

I wasn't trying to "trick him"

I simply wanted to help him

in case of an emergency

so he could call his kids

or call Nancy

just in case

I tried for two months

and Jerry tried, too

He made trips to the Metro PCS store

and we made calls

(He lives in Washington State & I'm in Georgia)

I struggled to arrange it

to put him on my family plan

I like him

It's not MY fault that he bought a fake bootleg phone from some mystery woman on craigslist

Feel free to ask him

He "OWNS" /freedomzine/

trust me, hell respond quickly

because nobody goes to his board

it'll seem like a miracle to him

ASK HIM :

ask him if I didn't try to pay for his phone

ask him if I don't post my address

ask him if I don't post my SSN

ask him if I don't post my Credit Card Number

he'll tell you.............

because like me, Jerry is too old to waste time lying

WHY DO I POST MY CREDIT CARD INFO ?

WHY DO I POST MY D.O.B.?

WHY DO I POST MY ADDRESS?

WHY DO I POST MY PHONE NUMBER?

because there's nothing you can do

I've been doing it for years

and NOBODYS ever done jack shit

not even once

Dear Jerry,

I hope you're doing well. I'm concerned about your health. I am STILL willing to add you to my family plan, so you can have a working phone, just in case of an emergency and you need to reach Nancy or your daughters

it's only an extra $30 per month, so it would be my honor to pay for it. I am not joking. Get rid of that bootleg LG and go to metro pcs and get a new phone

I'd be more than happy to help you

°SINcerely,

JN

My offer STILL stands to cover your phone bills

but that shitty LG has got to go!!!

they couldn't activate it

because it's shit

They've got lots of nice phones at Metro

I'd recommend the Moto G Stylus

stereo speakers (sounds GREAT)

it's actually TOO loud

in a good way

128 Gigs of internal memory

4 Gigs ROM

fast, good processor

it's fine

in fact it's perfect

Go to metro and I'll hook you up

no games

no tricks

just want to help you

ROM, RAM... whatever

This Moto G is awesome

for the price

(free when activating another line)

Oh, and SUPERMAN?..........

I've got something for you :

pay attention

I recent lost 20 pounds

simply by stopping soft drinks

that's all I did...

I stopped drinking sodas

and I didn't even mean to lose weight

it just "happened"

I didn't even notice it happening

I had no idea I had lost weight

20 pounds

in 5 weeks

if I could melt off 20 pounds in 5 weeks JUST BY STOPPING SIFT DRINKS

imagine what YOU could do

all the laughing on earth......

isn't enough......

to make my words any less true

Holy shit johnny Neptune, I remember that retard a long time ago on 4shit/r9k/

>>54560

Yep.... I used to disrupt that board

but 4chan is full of douchebuckets

oh, and Superman ?....

the other day I did a brain fart

I said HIPPOCAMPUS when I meant HYPOTHALAMUS

and? your skin is not only the largest organ of your body, but it's also THE BEDROCK OF YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM

>>54518

14. "Willing to be 5,000 dollars cash (fiat)"

15. "I'm cool cause I did cool stuff a long time ago and I'm cool."

16. "I had a friend who lived in canada and he worked for the cia and the squirrels were married."

17. Use Pussy to let people know you are cool and an adult. no arrested development here.

18. Try to "educate" someone on a phrase, or word, or claim a time period for a word but make sure you are horribly off.

19. make dumb dog shit stories up and make them seem real with CAPATILIZASATRIONSAELEVEN and redtext.

20. reread your post and make sure any reasonable person would feel a mixture of sadness, pity, and disgust.

>>54566

shit like this has to be a bot. has to be. no real person is this stupid

>>54555

when you when you were a little child, is this how you wanted to live your life as an adult? you know behind a screen 24/7 blinders closed, growing your ass on canned limonade.

>>54572

....says the videogame-playing closet homosexual with minimal life experience due to his dorky computer geek imageboard Vidya sissy lifestyle

........BINGO !!!

LibreWolf is garbage

>>54614

he must've started running up heroin again, obviously

>>54626

BINGO !!!! we found the videogame sissy!!

>>54645

22. Be homophobic and racists but without irony or effective humor

23. smoke meth

>>54650

a phobia is a FEAR..............

trust me, Marshmallow Sally ®

NOBODY is afraid of YOU

BINGO !!

FOUND THE INFERIORITY COMPLEX HOMOSEXUAL WHO TRIES TO CONVINCE HIMSELF THAT PEOPLE "FEAR" HIM.

you're a fat swollen little pigboy

you're my punching bag

>>54654

>>54655

were you raped in prison or just stomped?

were you not the clean old man the sarge was looking for?

these insdyt

low efort raid