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 No.53206

Sometimes I think I'm the only person alive with this problem, and I do realize this will at first sound like some huge SJW talking, but I assure you, this comes from an entirely different place.

There's virtually no porn that works for me. If the function of Porn is to arouse, then I'd have to say 99.99% of "porn" is actually anti-porn. Regardless of genre, and so-called "amateur" is actually worse.

I think I have identified the reasons that is so. In order for porn to work (maybe just for me?), it has to allow the viewer to live vicariously through one of the participants (normally the male actor). Porn works to the extent that one participant does the stuff you'd like to do, the way you'd like to do it, to someone you'd REALLY like to do it with, and all that is expertly caught on camera from angles and with a zoom level that allows you to fully enjoy the spectacle.

Can you say that is what happens in 99.99% of porn? Does the action on screen look enjoyable (to the male actor)? To me, it looks completely... off, weird, uncanny. I mean, you expect a certain kind of body language, a certain pattern of movement from a person experiencing strong lust and about to have sex. And when I look at the body language in porn, I could swear these people are playing the world's most protracted game of Jenga. The movement is stiff, calculated, and it looks as though they're actively trying to avoid touching their partner. The poses are awkward, unnatural, unpleasant; "hovering hands" are the norm (No seriously, how many times have you seen the actor touching the couch they're on, or their own hip, or lifting their own shirt, or any excuse conceivable not to touch the gorgeous female they're freaking having SEX with?). I ask myself if I'd like to be in their place and the answer is "No". It shatters the illusion.

Let's not even get into the issue of cameramen who think they're filming for a dermatology con, or perhaps doing scenery photography, or so-called amateur porn which - in addition to having the same issues as "professional" porn - does not even have a dedicated cameraman, and thus the actors themselves alternate between "fucking" and fiddling with electronics.

And of course, Porn is an industry responding to incentives, which means that if my view was more prevalent, then you wouldn't have 99.99% of movies following these unspoken "conventions". Indeed, maybe people think they make the movies BETTER. Am I completely alone in this? How on Earth do people fap to this garbage???

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 No.53207

I'm not reading all that shit nigger, but been there and fucking done that.

I started watching porn when I was about 11, and my dick didn't leave my hand for a second after that. Eventually ended up losing interest in vanilla shit, moved on to various kinds of fetish stuff. Eventually that got boring, and I may or may not have moved on to legally questionable forms of porn.

Point is, I may or may not have almost lost my freedom trying to find porn that wasn't boring, so if porn doesn't do anything for you anymore, you should probably just take a break from fapping for a while, see if that helps.

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 No.53208

Its called youve been neutered by the state and youre too stupid to know it

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 No.53213

Porn IS boring

butnotfor the reasons you listed...

porn is boring because it's for losers who can't get pussy.

I've been fucking my wife for the past 3 hours

porn is for idiots who are too stupid to figure out how to get a girl.

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 No.53214

You're only bored if you're boring

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 No.53215

>>53206

your needlessly loquacious post clearly demonstrates a man who overthinks EVERYTHING

which is exactly why girls avoid you

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 No.53216

>>53214

EGG ZACK LEE™

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 No.53217

Porn is the metaphor for a busy restaurant

watching Porn is the equivalent of a Starving Ethiopian Child standing outside the restaurant begging to lick a To-Go Menu

OP is a Starving Ethiopian Child who tries to convince himself that no restaurant is good enough for his connoisseur tastes

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 No.53218

When you get pussy, porn means nothing

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 No.53234

Over three hours ago, I typed "when you get pussy, porn means nothing"

In the past 3 hours, I've fucked my wife in the snatch AND in the ass again...

.....so....... porn is good for you WHY?

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 No.53235

Porn helps you be happy HOW?

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 No.53237

Oh well.... Wendy has fallen asleep next to me, and it's time to turn the TV down and get some sleep myself

it's been a big day

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 No.53334

changing IDs wont work on me admin nigger

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