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File: 275caa4407656e2⋯.jpg (348.18 KB, 2511x1920, 837:640, Becky_bitch.jpg)

 No.51520

She is such a bratty bitch. I want to break up with her but she is a good fuck. She cooks well. She does kinky shit for me. But she throws tantrums so bad, in public sometimes.

How should I get back at her?

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 No.51525

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>51520

Simple... do what I did to my wife....

Stick her toothbrush up your asshole and replace it in her toothbrush holder....

You'll see.. at the end of this video she unwittingly brushes her teeth with it....

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 No.51526

File: 01cbad2ba4218a5⋯.png (344.99 KB, 800x612, 200:153, 275caa4407656e26674b0c8d70….png)

Express your frustrations with OC.

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 No.51527

>>51520

Expressing your frustrations through OC doesn't do anything to get her back....

TRUST ME, BOSS......

stick her toothbrush up your asshole and put it back in the her toothbrush holder..

Then find an excuse to get video of her brushing her teeth with it

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 No.51528

By the way I created that song from scratch on my smartphone I used FL Studio mobile for Android

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 No.51529

>>51526

THIS!

>>51527

you reveal yourself as anti oc. begone freechman

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 No.51531

>>51529

Bitch..... IM THEKINGOF ORIGINAL CONTENT

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 No.51533

File: 9fdbff9733150e3⋯.jpg (257.79 KB, 1413x1080, 157:120, PicsArt_05_06_04_33_27.jpg)

little did you realize that I actuallyAMthe King of Original Content........

I always have been....

I've never used other people's prepackaged bullshit memes

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 No.51534

>>51520

You and I have something in common.......

Unlike the Videogame Sissyboys in here, you and I actually get pussy.....

So..... I wouldn't take advice from a virgin how to exact clandestine surreptitious revenge on your fuck hole...

You could always do what I did to one of my buddy's girlfriend :

I fucked her several times. And every time I would fuck her in the ass, then I'd go straight back into her snatch again without washing my dick off first... A couple weeks later I was fucking her again and I realized her snatch started to stink like death.... I had given her a horrible horrible infection by transferring her own feces into her vagina

and I didn't care.. that was my buddy's problem, not mine....

he was probably eating her out and wondering why her snatch stunk like a dumpster.

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 No.51535

But seeing as you intend on continuing to fuck her

Maybe it's best you don't give her a case of vaginal fecal contamination

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 No.51536

...................so.......................

that only leaves one remaining option

Her toothbrush in your butthole

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 No.51537

You're probably going to think I'm joking.. but this is 100% true

The other day my wife was being a bitch

You know how it goes

So I urinated into her drink

When she was in the bedroom

And when she came back into the living room

I sat there smiling

As she drank my piss without realizing it

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 No.51538

>>51529

If you only knew

How badly

You put your

Foot into your mouth

LOL @ tellingMEthat I'm anti-OC

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 No.51539

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

But if she likes to throw temper tantrums in public

P R O G L O T T I D S

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 No.51541

File: a9683607de79560⋯.jpg (606.28 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, 20210506_165000.jpg)

PROGLOTTID : the tiny rice-sized wiggling segment of tapeworms that crawls out of a dog's or cats anus

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 No.51543

File: b99fd0beedd229d⋯.jpg (412.79 KB, 1280x944, 80:59, 20210506_165017.jpg)

Simply find a dog or cat with tapeworms (it's a lot easier than you might think) and wear a pair of gloves as you carefully collect a couple proglottids

They dry up and get very tiny...

This photograph is enlarged

But in reality, they're TINY

Once they dry up, they resemble a grain of salt

Each proglotted contains thousands of tapeworm eggs

Simply drop a couple of them into her food

and in a few weeks you will notice she's not feeling so good anymore

the tapeworms will slowly drain her nutrition from her, and she will lose weight and feel overall general malaise...

That's when you Pat her on the back, and tell her maybe she needs to start eating more

And she will continue feeding the tapeworms as she slowly gets sicker and sicker and sicker

Even a doctor won't be able to tell what's wrong with her

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 No.51545

Five drops of tetrahydraline (visine eye drops) in her drink will give her the worst case of diarrhea she's had in years.

Just be careful not to give more than five drops

Too much and she will die

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 No.51547

Then again you could let me fuck her and I would give her crabs and chlamydia

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 No.51548

or......

You could take video game boys advice and post OC

(wow)

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 No.51636

>>51543

>and she will lose weight

Unrelated question. Would eating tapeworms be an efficient way to lose weight but you don't want to stop eating food or start exercising?? And then when I'm thin I just eat dog medicine that kills the worms??

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 No.51637

>>51543

>she slowly gets sicker and sicker and sicker

Tapeworm diets have been a thing for centuries. Risky and dodgy, but they don't make the 'patient' exceedingly ill.

And the OP will contract them.

And worms wriggling out your butthole are a very noticeable and distinct symptom. Speaking as a CampingAnon who has taken worming pills several times.

Also, women know about douching for the other larper.

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 No.51638

>>51533

If you were the true King of Memes, you would be improving your kingdom's meme potential by improving and protecting the memefarms worked by your serfs.

But you're just really an anti-OC faggot.

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 No.51640

>>51520

Post the nudes again op.

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 No.51667

>>51638

lol @ thinking I said I'm the "king of MEMES"

(unlike you, I don't say MEME)

because I'm not an empty TREND-FOLLOWING BITCH

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 No.51668

>>51637

It indeed will eventually make you ill. You're wrong

and you CAN'T 'catch' tapeworms. you'd have to INGEST the proglottids orally. 100% unlikely

it's kinda "hard to see your own butthole", and its not WORMS wiggling out of your butthole, it's just PROGLOTTIDS, tiny segmrnts.

humans actually generally don't feel the proglottids as they SLIDE OUT

worming pills while CAMPING:

Obviously you're talking about ivermectin

... Ivermectin doesn't kill tapeworms

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 No.51669

File: 6600671da98ebe7⋯.jpg (18.42 KB, 400x400, 1:1, q_6sK_jw_400x400.jpg)

File: 97813016412f113⋯.png (444.5 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 20180508_095954.png)

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 No.51670

>>51637

re: douche and larp

I wasn't LARPing. the story is TRUE

and obviously, you don't understand BACTERIA

or DOUCHING

douches are not antibacterial

you're an inexperienced fool

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 No.51672

File: fb5e4231fa948b6⋯.png (2.77 MB, 1536x2048, 3:4, PicsArt_05_12_06_30_13.png)

>>51638

I'm sorry you don't have the talent required to create YOUR OWN images.

some people are born with talent, and then there's people born to whine and pout

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 No.51673

douching actually INCREASES a bacterial infection.

go take 6 ivermectin

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 No.51674

"Hi there!! I'm a trendy unoriginal guy who actually incorporates the trendy catchphrase "MEME" into my everyday vocabulary!"

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 No.51675

when are you guys going to realize that just because you're on the internet, that doesn't mean you have to BECOME A PARODY OF YOURSELF by mimicking predictable identical imageboard behavior?

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 No.51676

>>51520

HUMAN NATURE : COMPLAINING

I guarantee you'll be singing a different tune as soon as you find out she's fucking another man

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 No.51677

>>51520

absolutely GUARANTEED

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 No.51678

>>51520

you're only telling us HALF of the story.

YOU are also a pain in the ass, wrought with personality flaws, irritating little idiosyncrasies, and annoying habits.

There's a 101% chance she hates you, too.

trust me:

she'll fuck someone else

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 No.51680

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 No.51685

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

you're a USER.....

the first guy who makes her feel good (song related) will win the grand prize

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 No.51686

>>51638

perhaps one day, you'll develop your own unique style

unlikely at this point

but perhaps

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 No.51687

>>51520

you still remember when it was good....

it was new and exciting, and you presented the 'best version' of yourselves.

now, you take it for granted

big mistake

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 No.51688

you won't be taking things for granted when you're sitting there alone in front of your computer

and she's not thinking about you

because her legs will be spread

in another man's bed

it will be new and exciting, and they will be presenting the 'best version' of themselves.

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 No.51689

.........but you already know this..........

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 No.51690

you've got NO REASON to "get back at her"

but you'll desperately want to "get her back" when she leaves you

and by then, it'll be too late...

perhaps you should focus on BEING COOLER

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 No.51699

>>51640

OP here. Why dont you do it, if you have them?

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 No.51730

I've already seen them

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 No.51746

>>51730

Nic3 LARP.

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 No.52759

you should kill yourself

that will definitely end the tantrums

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 No.52782

Maybe talk with her about the tantrum shit?

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 No.52835

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 No.52884

>>52782

I have already tried. She just cried at a restraunt in front of people because I told her I didn't want kids with her right now.

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 No.53143

Cash gas or ass man no one rides for free

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 No.53145

File: 1e200241a8291c7⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 591.73 KB, 147x184, 147:184, 1388534626247.gif)

>>52884

how old is she?

maybe show her this thread...

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 No.53347

anyone remember applemilk

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