No.51520
She is such a bratty bitch. I want to break up with her but she is a good fuck. She cooks well. She does kinky shit for me. But she throws tantrums so bad, in public sometimes.
How should I get back at her?
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No.51525
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>>51520
Simple... do what I did to my wife....
Stick her toothbrush up your asshole and replace it in her toothbrush holder....
You'll see.. at the end of this video she unwittingly brushes her teeth with it....
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No.51526
Express your frustrations with OC.
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No.51527
>>51520
Expressing your frustrations through OC doesn't do anything to get her back....
TRUST ME, BOSS......
stick her toothbrush up your asshole and put it back in the her toothbrush holder..
Then find an excuse to get video of her brushing her teeth with it
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No.51528
By the way I created that song from scratch on my smartphone I used FL Studio mobile for Android
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No.51529
>>51526
THIS!
>>51527
you reveal yourself as anti oc. begone freechman
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No.51531
>>51529
Bitch..... IM THEKINGOF ORIGINAL CONTENT
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No.51533
little did you realize that I actuallyAMthe King of Original Content........
I always have been....
I've never used other people's prepackaged bullshit memes
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No.51534
>>51520
You and I have something in common.......
Unlike the Videogame Sissyboys in here, you and I actually get pussy.....
So..... I wouldn't take advice from a virgin how to exact clandestine surreptitious revenge on your fuck hole...
You could always do what I did to one of my buddy's girlfriend :
I fucked her several times. And every time I would fuck her in the ass, then I'd go straight back into her snatch again without washing my dick off first... A couple weeks later I was fucking her again and I realized her snatch started to stink like death.... I had given her a horrible horrible infection by transferring her own feces into her vagina
and I didn't care.. that was my buddy's problem, not mine....
he was probably eating her out and wondering why her snatch stunk like a dumpster.
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No.51535
But seeing as you intend on continuing to fuck her
Maybe it's best you don't give her a case of vaginal fecal contamination
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No.51536
...................so.......................
that only leaves one remaining option
Her toothbrush in your butthole
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No.51537
You're probably going to think I'm joking.. but this is 100% true
The other day my wife was being a bitch
You know how it goes
So I urinated into her drink
When she was in the bedroom
And when she came back into the living room
I sat there smiling
As she drank my piss without realizing it
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No.51538
>>51529
If you only knew
How badly
You put your
Foot into your mouth
LOL @ tellingMEthat I'm anti-OC
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No.51539
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But if she likes to throw temper tantrums in public
P R O G L O T T I D S
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No.51541
PROGLOTTID : the tiny rice-sized wiggling segment of tapeworms that crawls out of a dog's or cats anus
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No.51543
Simply find a dog or cat with tapeworms (it's a lot easier than you might think) and wear a pair of gloves as you carefully collect a couple proglottids
They dry up and get very tiny...
This photograph is enlarged
But in reality, they're TINY
Once they dry up, they resemble a grain of salt
Each proglotted contains thousands of tapeworm eggs
Simply drop a couple of them into her food
and in a few weeks you will notice she's not feeling so good anymore
the tapeworms will slowly drain her nutrition from her, and she will lose weight and feel overall general malaise...
That's when you Pat her on the back, and tell her maybe she needs to start eating more
And she will continue feeding the tapeworms as she slowly gets sicker and sicker and sicker
Even a doctor won't be able to tell what's wrong with her
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No.51545
Five drops of tetrahydraline (visine eye drops) in her drink will give her the worst case of diarrhea she's had in years.
Just be careful not to give more than five drops
Too much and she will die
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No.51547
Then again you could let me fuck her and I would give her crabs and chlamydia
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No.51548
or......
You could take video game boys advice and post OC
(wow)
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No.51636
>>51543
>and she will lose weight
Unrelated question. Would eating tapeworms be an efficient way to lose weight but you don't want to stop eating food or start exercising?? And then when I'm thin I just eat dog medicine that kills the worms??
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No.51637
>>51543
>she slowly gets sicker and sicker and sicker
Tapeworm diets have been a thing for centuries. Risky and dodgy, but they don't make the 'patient' exceedingly ill.
And the OP will contract them.
And worms wriggling out your butthole are a very noticeable and distinct symptom. Speaking as a CampingAnon who has taken worming pills several times.
Also, women know about douching for the other larper.
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No.51638
>>51533
If you were the true King of Memes, you would be improving your kingdom's meme potential by improving and protecting the memefarms worked by your serfs.
But you're just really an anti-OC faggot.
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No.51640
>>51520
Post the nudes again op.
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No.51667
>>51638
lol @ thinking I said I'm the "king of MEMES"
(unlike you, I don't say MEME)
because I'm not an empty TREND-FOLLOWING BITCH
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No.51668
>>51637
It indeed will eventually make you ill. You're wrong
and you CAN'T 'catch' tapeworms. you'd have to INGEST the proglottids orally. 100% unlikely
it's kinda "hard to see your own butthole", and its not WORMS wiggling out of your butthole, it's just PROGLOTTIDS, tiny segmrnts.
humans actually generally don't feel the proglottids as they SLIDE OUT
worming pills while CAMPING:
Obviously you're talking about ivermectin
... Ivermectin doesn't kill tapeworms
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No.51669
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No.51670
>>51637
re: douche and larp
I wasn't LARPing. the story is TRUE
and obviously, you don't understand BACTERIA
or DOUCHING
douches are not antibacterial
you're an inexperienced fool
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No.51672
>>51638
I'm sorry you don't have the talent required to create YOUR OWN images.
some people are born with talent, and then there's people born to whine and pout
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No.51673
douching actually INCREASES a bacterial infection.
go take 6 ivermectin
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No.51674
"Hi there!! I'm a trendy unoriginal guy who actually incorporates the trendy catchphrase "MEME" into my everyday vocabulary!"
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No.51675
when are you guys going to realize that just because you're on the internet, that doesn't mean you have to BECOME A PARODY OF YOURSELF by mimicking predictable identical imageboard behavior?
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No.51676
>>51520
HUMAN NATURE : COMPLAINING
I guarantee you'll be singing a different tune as soon as you find out she's fucking another man
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No.51677
>>51520
absolutely GUARANTEED
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No.51678
>>51520
you're only telling us HALF of the story.
YOU are also a pain in the ass, wrought with personality flaws, irritating little idiosyncrasies, and annoying habits.
There's a 101% chance she hates you, too.
trust me:
she'll fuck someone else
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No.51680
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No.51685
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you're a USER.....
the first guy who makes her feel good (song related) will win the grand prize
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No.51686
>>51638
perhaps one day, you'll develop your own unique style
unlikely at this point
but perhaps
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No.51687
>>51520
you still remember when it was good....
it was new and exciting, and you presented the 'best version' of yourselves.
now, you take it for granted
big mistake
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No.51688
you won't be taking things for granted when you're sitting there alone in front of your computer
and she's not thinking about you
because her legs will be spread
in another man's bed
it will be new and exciting, and they will be presenting the 'best version' of themselves.
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No.51689
.........but you already know this..........
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No.51690
you've got NO REASON to "get back at her"
but you'll desperately want to "get her back" when she leaves you
and by then, it'll be too late...
perhaps you should focus on BEING COOLER
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No.51699
>>51640
OP here. Why dont you do it, if you have them?
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No.51730
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No.51746
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No.52759
you should kill yourself
that will definitely end the tantrums
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No.52782
Maybe talk with her about the tantrum shit?
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No.52835
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No.52884
>>52782
I have already tried. She just cried at a restraunt in front of people because I told her I didn't want kids with her right now.
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No.53143
Cash gas or ass man no one rides for free
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No.53145
>>52884
how old is she?
maybe show her this thread...
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No.53347
anyone remember applemilk
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