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File: 7c584be8511216b⋯.png (5.62 KB, 115x151, 115:151, IMG_1061.PNG)

 No.51066

Mum was a 10/10 model who always looked 10 years younger than she really was and dad was a stern faced chiseled Viking. Meanwhile I look exactly like pic related- the so called "unattractive male phenotype" - right down to the uneven eyes and brow. All my cousins and my half brothers look like chads meanwhile I have this dumpy egghead face with a flat unpointed chin. I'm the tallest in my family (~6'2") but I'm easily the ugliest. Fuck I hate it so much bros

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 No.51075

Here's something you don't seem to understand : women like ugly..

Self-confidence is what attracts people, not your physical appearance

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 No.51076

>>51066

Unless you're not attracted to women.. which is okay.. in which case the same rule applies :

People are attracted to self confidence

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 No.51077

It appears that you seem slightly consumed with a lack of self-confidence..

It doesn't sound like you have this health confidence gained from experience....

But experiences are gained through self-confidence

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 No.51078

I'm ugly as fuck even though my mother was quite literally a fashion model when she was young.. and my father was ruggedly handsome.. he was a big muscular tall confident drill instructor in the Marines, who married a former fashion model.

But not me.. I'm ugly as fuck

Always have been always will be

I had a ton of ugly friends and all of us got shitloads of pussy

We all got TONS OF PUSSY

Because we were all self-confident

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 No.51085

To be completely honest with you, and I hope this doesn't offend you, but.....

I've always thought most British guys are gay.. I mean I realize your country has to reproduce to have that many citizens, so thank God British women are so masculine, because otherwise British males would never be able to achieve an erection.

But.........

If you're a heterosexual

I think you're going to discover

That women actually prefer ugly guys

With really strong personalities

And a lot of self-confidence

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 No.51087

Nobody gets to choose what we look like when we're born.. it's a roll of the dice

So just because you're an ugly piece of shit doesn't mean you can't get really beautiful women

but NOBODY IS ATTRACTED TO SELF-DOUBT

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 No.51088

your first mistake :

you actually CARE

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 No.51090

Self-doubt and insecurity are extremely unattractive qualities.. nobody wants to hang out around that....

It might rub off....

becauseSELF DOUBT IS A BEHAVIOR

INSECURITY IS A BEHAVIOR

Behavior that repels people

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 No.51091

I'd rather date the ugliest woman on Earth than the most insecure woman on Earth

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 No.51093

Self-doubt is void of audacity, courage, and the ability to laugh at yourself...

Those are the three things people find most attractive

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 No.51094

>>51066

.................. But since you mentioned it

Speaking of your 10/10 model mother

got any nudes or bikini shots?

I'm hoping she did some vagina modeling

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 No.51095

*unzips pants*

God damn it I hope your mother has small tits.. I can't stand big tits. They're disgusting

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 No.51096

File: 227223d1980cbf9⋯.jpg (15.78 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 08_09_07_0238.jpg)

Here is the hole my son and daughter fell out of

Your turn

Let's see the holeyoufell out of

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 No.51206

File: 6aa3d31d0eadfcf⋯.jpg (9.6 KB, 115x151, 115:151, FaceApp_1620165065189.jpg)

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 No.51207

File: ae19536184539d1⋯.jpg (194.68 KB, 618x834, 103:139, IMG_1072.JPG)

>>51206

Shit... that's probably what I'll look like when I'm older... If I don't die of some disease

I always thought when I was 9 that the adult me would look like pic related, haha nope

>>51096

Why would I have nudes of my younger mother LMAO

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 No.51639

File: 5b828d299b1466a⋯.gif (146.21 KB, 349x400, 349:400, 1612299312468.gif)

>>51066

Fucking same bro, wish I didn't have such crippling autism and anxiety

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