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File: 4669e0467a8c80d⋯.gif (2.45 MB, 960x713, 960:713, Bea_lifting_2e870130497057….gif)

 No.50507

If your going to be hot, humid, and sweaty regardless of what you do because of the weather you might as well use that as an excuse to exercise anons.

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 No.50510

think I'm gonna jerk it

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 No.50528

File: d67faf16127f841⋯.gif (348.72 KB, 694x888, 347:444, Wii_fit_girl_doing_pushups.gif)

>>50510

Sigh.... fine but do at least three reps of pushups, drink a tall glass of water and eat a hand full of organic almonds to make up for the loss of zinc first.

Only then may you jerk off.

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 No.50530

>>50528

i'll drink an energy drink, then I'll do it tomorrow

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 No.50535

File: fe194f8be655935⋯.jpg (65.76 KB, 850x850, 1:1, artist_lecca_aisu_c95c4fe3….jpg)

>>50530

>i'll drink an energy drink

You certainly could and I can't really stop you though I don't recommend it since energy drinks tend to have a ton of crap in them especially in regards to copious amounts of cane sugar or high fructose corn syrup.

I recommend getting a good blender like a Cuisinart and making your own smoothies with frozen fruits and veggies instead though if you don't want to go through the hassle there's plenty of bottled pre made smoothies out there that are going to be a lot better for you.

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 No.50537

>>50535

or water....

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 No.50552

File: 83a76c8e79a4c65⋯.png (228.27 KB, 630x659, 630:659, Amerimutt_trains_the_Anglo.png)

>>50537

Well in all fairness I never really liked energy drinks to begin with, they're just to sweet for my taste so it's not like not drinking them is by any means a sacrifice.

Do you like cold brew coffee by any chance?

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 No.50553

>>50552

sugar is the enemy, not fat

sure, if had a coffee slave, I would tell them to bring me that some times

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 No.50559

File: 7c183dbdddb90c4⋯.jpg (122.09 KB, 850x1607, 850:1607, sample_a0b11ca85b3d8b79f62….jpg)

>>50553

>sugar is the enemy, not fat

Indeed, I to hate that 'fat' is bad for you meme when it's actually a quite valuable protein.

> if had a coffee slave, I would tell them to bring me that some times

How about a willing coffee servant instead for technical terms and if you and the coffee person and want to be refereed to as as 'coffee slave' (because your kinky horny degenerates) well great for you two then.

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 No.50560

>>50559

how bout lobotomized into doing what I say

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 No.50566

File: 371bc6cce9bf929⋯.png (148.46 KB, 513x433, 513:433, klonoa15.png)

Having sex is best exercise. but too bad my furry is not real exist . I should have exercise often if they are real exist (-___-;;)

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 No.50569

File: 578db011a7e8716⋯.jpg (93.83 KB, 600x800, 3:4, fur_die_anus.jpg)

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 No.50571

File: 18669ee9d09bc86⋯.jpg (24.83 KB, 275x274, 275:274, Oh_1596246126960.jpg)

>>50560

That's kinda fucked up anon.... There's plenty of people in the world who'd be willing to go along your slave/master role playing fetishes you know.

>>50566

>>50569

Horny, which is fine as it means your still young and full of healthy vitality. Just don't do anything reckless.

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 No.50573

>>50571

it isn't a fetish, I am lazy, humans are just AIs with meat robot bodies, drill into a lobe for the ones you need as brood, add something that kill them if they get away from you to the ones you need to do things, experiment with until you get a person that is born addicted to a substance that only you can give, oh or brain parasites, don't know how you get them to give you control tho

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 No.50580

File: b1467265d8859dd⋯.jpg (146.58 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 0571e4951ea933d2e370080f11….jpg)

>>50573

How'd you feel about the prospect of someone doing that to you though? Surely being at the other end of the knife would be unnerving right?

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 No.50583

>>50580

I didn't do it fast enough, thus deserve it

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 No.50782

good thread

personally i think carbonhydrates and fat and protein is important.

it's why i say mcdonalds is healthy

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 No.50783

don't let them turn you into a CUCKBOIII by not eating enough

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 No.50785

File: 03c2259c6de93a4⋯.jpg (310.39 KB, 600x848, 75:106, nitori_with_magpul_pdr_dra….jpg)

>>50782

There's nothing you can obtain from Mc-shits that by any means has any form of healthy nutrients hence why everyone who eats there regularly has a wide range of health problems from various heart diseases and blood clots, erectile dysfunction, and are often covered in acme even if they're way past puberty.

Also there's a difference between Fat (protein) and trans fat which as far as I'm aware of does actually turn you into a tranny/shemale and not a healthy athletic one with high vitality like the rabbit above that someone posted but usually more of a obese one with a small limp dick who barely ever has energy (not good) which I'm sure you don't want to become.

Just say no to fast food anon, it's degenerate and every country that opens it's borders up to Mc-shits suffers as a result. For example Saudi Arabia of all places has Mcdonalds/Mc-shits and fat fucking woman now as a result because they built a Mc-shit there which is another reason the Yemeni Houthi would have easily steam rolled the Saudi's by now if not for America's protection and really JUST THINK ABOUT THAT, it's not like the Saudi's are starving but people in Yemen sure as fuck are YET they're winning the war, just goes to show you that literal famine is somehow even healthier than shoving your hole full of Mc-shit. They're doomed because the men and woman there can no longer bear healthy children because they ruined their bodies with Mc-shits, not to say I pity them good riddance to that profligate slaver terrorist state but we should learn from their folly is what I'm implying after all.

>>50783

Yes eat a lot, of whole grain breads, veggies, and red meats.

>>50583

You don't deserve to be exploited like that anon, get those thoughts out of your head.

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 No.50788

>>50785

you deserve what you're not strong enough to resist

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 No.50826

File: 2172d4d37b8afab⋯.png (506.63 KB, 950x771, 950:771, f19f6e4eb09b62ff1e59522053….png)

>>50788

Geez and people say my view of the world is bleak. Anon having good virtues and morals doesn't make you weak even if we do still live in a populated by both the strong and the weak.

Instead of holding people down with your poison of a philosophy pull them up with positive reinforcement, wisdom, and encouraging a healthy diet. That lack of such things along with our abhorrent diets is what's holding us back as a society and as a civilization, we've become so bitter, cynical, and filled with sloth.

You could be guiding people anon and creating a society with more strong people.

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 No.50827

>>50826

I prefer to pick people up with meat hooks

also don't want to help people, like helping people that are drowning, they will pull you down trying to pull themselves up, also they don't deserve to be helped

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 No.50862

>>50785

what about energy drinks

i drink like 8 a day but it helps me to not smoke i think

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 No.51177

File: 813eeeadb931f40⋯.jpg (224.73 KB, 800x1131, 800:1131, 234306c0d4f742b35501a1090e….jpg)

>>50862

> but it helps me to not smoke i think

Well it's still a unhealthy vice in it's own right but if it's helping you quit smoking then that's a good trade off.

My dad quit smoking a couple months ago because Corona Chan scared the shit out of him so I'm quite aware it's not easy but absolutely worth it.

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 No.51641

File: 19761ab956bafd9⋯.jpg (312.59 KB, 1898x4096, 949:2048, EY43jERWAAY6i6G.jpg)

>>50507

cute grills and good thread

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 No.52163

File: f224c1f9384c013⋯.jpg (293.41 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, sample_721eefc154344c38680….jpg)

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 No.52164

>>52163

your thread okay, we can disagree about people who need to die

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